@brucenatelee You're right man. I'm a kitchen manager at a resturant and the prep cook is a tranny. At work he just looks like a guy and he hides his boobs under baggy clothes, but I've hung out with him a lot outside of work and when he goes tran he's a freaking goddess. It really confuses the hell out of my straight brain lol. I've told him many times I wish I was bisexual. I hate being straight sometimes lol.
1. It's even better when you're on PC and use a nudity mod.
2. I didn't get the nugs... In my room, after the "surprise me" choice, there was a big-ass warhammer/maul with the name "Magic Wand" and a note that said I didn't want to remember what happened last night. The other time I did it, there were all sorts of weird plants, a dummy, and various tools.
its a shame....this game looks really great but they had to put this perverted and sick crap in their.......they didnt need it at all......still gonna get it though lol
the thing is, is that there isn't any benefit for doing it though, it doesn't advance the storyline, it doesn't give your character cool buffs, it's pointless.
Real trannies that I've seen can look better than real women. It's just really, really rare.
brucenatelee 5 months ago
@brucenatelee You're right man. I'm a kitchen manager at a resturant and the prep cook is a tranny. At work he just looks like a guy and he hides his boobs under baggy clothes, but I've hung out with him a lot outside of work and when he goes tran he's a freaking goddess. It really confuses the hell out of my straight brain lol. I've told him many times I wish I was bisexual. I hate being straight sometimes lol.
carlinsaves 2 months ago
where is this located
DragonAura907 1 year ago
I like how you specifically ask for a woman before you get the tranny haha
SharnsiR 1 year ago
ROFL "the nugs avoid eye contact, trying to look busy" ... dude what did you do to them? XD
lol omg the tranny groan is...
sevenwands 1 year ago
this games messed up
Liboo52 1 year ago
Lmfao @ Tranny part. xD
ergflab 1 year ago
Gman says: I've got a little something for everyone!
UberCookieboy 1 year ago
omg! LOOOOOOOOOOL!!!! XD!!!!
shilohsam2 1 year ago
Is it wrong if i get excited to this?
SuperDuperSonicSpeed 1 year ago
what the hell was the mission statement at bioware with this?!
Our guiding inspiration and mission is 4Chan and Rule 34.
galenwolf 1 year ago
lol i had a hamma sitting by the bed called the magic wand
i think it was a dildo? XD
millardsglory 1 year ago
OMG transvestite!
FairyBugStudios 1 year ago
wow.......ive never got that one....
bugsniffer10 1 year ago
When I chose surprise me I got a tranny dwarf xD Something about making the earth shake? I don't know. It was hilarious XD
SilverShaddows 1 year ago
3.18 min "i have a little something for everyone..." omfg *vomits*
samtrompet 1 year ago 2
mest up game...
mazhab 1 year ago 3
ROFL!!!!
GarredHATES 1 year ago
wait.. thats not right LOL
bigbadork 1 year ago
Bioware loves to subtly push the envelope.
myez 1 year ago 3
goshhh
some of both !!
northtempest 1 year ago
eeeeurrgh, that trannys moans will haunt me... forever... oh god
samoman92 1 year ago
they should make a game called "f*ck everyone!"
Ben4Blood 1 year ago
lmao XD
CutePuppy666 1 year ago
oh god i swear if i hear that last moan (3:24) behind me in a dark alley I'm shitting more bricks than could be kept in fort knox
ryu8888 1 year ago 16
@ryu8888 BWAUAHAHAHAHAH OMFG
Spadez9559 1 year ago
I hear you man
samoman92 1 year ago
HAHAHAHA
noodleneck03 1 year ago
O.O......... lmao at the tranny part
This game looks hilarious I wish I had a PS3
Kkyyrruu 1 year ago
they should turn this series into an MMO
wadeth3man 1 year ago
if you choose the male dwarf he says "heheheh! I told ya! no one can resist the dwarves!
sammanslap 2 years ago 5
nooooooooooooo should have chosen the dwarf!
sammanslap 2 years ago
where is this place?
matcruleg 2 years ago
the pearl in denerim i thought
Kaamii421 1 year ago
Wow.... Hairless rat things? Really lol
reallytightpants 2 years ago
so suprise me = pigs? lol
abarreloflols 2 years ago
funny part about this scene with me i was covered in blood cause i just got into a fight
Nowe105 2 years ago
WTF
KennethMoreland 2 years ago
dear diary: i am scarred for life
bmul125 2 years ago 2
beastiality ftw
bmul125 2 years ago 4
3:20 Jesus christ it's like the Monarchs girlfriend from venture brothers
RyanEdge 2 years ago
OMG!!!!
doee990 2 years ago
LESBOS FOR WINZ!!!
weemissile 2 years ago
OOH HOOKERS
weemissile 2 years ago
ROFL.
Omfg18yo 2 years ago
This made me laugh so hard.....wow....
I kinda wish the party would comment on your "tastes" when you went to the brothel. lol
luvhair255 2 years ago 2
That would be pretty cool. Having christian Altair condemning you for gayness.
mdickson92 2 years ago 2
excellent...lmao
xSapx 2 years ago
really? when I chose that I woke up in a room with some whips and chains
Reedon5 2 years ago 2
What items do you get after the love?
Yugiohfan7520 2 years ago
1. It's even better when you're on PC and use a nudity mod.
2. I didn't get the nugs... In my room, after the "surprise me" choice, there was a big-ass warhammer/maul with the name "Magic Wand" and a note that said I didn't want to remember what happened last night. The other time I did it, there were all sorts of weird plants, a dummy, and various tools.
ZeroCorpse 2 years ago 4
lucky.. I got a husky dwarf
0Dist 2 years ago
"I have a little something for everyone (:]"
CatClaws27 2 years ago
Oh Andraste...LOL that was funny.
CatClaws27 2 years ago
Those are nugs. Not pigs xD
CatClaws27 2 years ago 2
yes, I know, but the rest of the non-playing-dragon age people do not.
weclock 2 years ago 3
Oh i see i see. I apologize then.
CatClaws27 2 years ago
where is this?
Aenlorrocksinwow 2 years ago
Not the nugs!!!!
4admiral 2 years ago
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its a shame....this game looks really great but they had to put this perverted and sick crap in their.......they didnt need it at all......still gonna get it though lol
MightyMerold 2 years ago
the thing is, is that there isn't any benefit for doing it though, it doesn't advance the storyline, it doesn't give your character cool buffs, it's pointless.
weclock 2 years ago
@weclock
Funny though.
CheeseHibby 2 years ago
It's simply to get cheap perverted kicks xDDD ahaha
CatClaws27 2 years ago
@weclock There's a point! You get to screw a pig. (Nug)
SharnsiR 1 year ago
.........O_0....... very fucking disturbing
Hunkyfish20 2 years ago
rofl
unstoppablex 2 years ago
I had a husky dwarf
Loxard 2 years ago
lol me too. He was in a dress too XD
taylert123 2 years ago
where is this located?
GHOSTOF116 2 years ago
that big city, with the elves area thats blocked off.
weclock 2 years ago
"I have a little something for EVERYONE!" lol!
ww3676 2 years ago 13
Oh god what.
impishrazor 2 years ago