Banned Commercials - Mastercard Priceless (Blow Job) Funny

[soolerman]

:-)

[saintsandwhores]

boom

[Saxxonknight]

Saw this several years ago, but its always worth another viewing. Probably the best one ever.

[b0gster]

This is an old joke in the form of a video/commercial

[mikethemaniac1]

spend $99 and get a priceless item

soundian ass backwards........priceless

[daliborklobucaric]

nebrem verovati da sam to tek ve videl...

[GLAZBENIOGLASNIK]

hahahaha

[WeAreTitus]

his voice pissed me off haha

[sickweirdo]

._. Sex has got to be the most over used but most succesful marketing ploy. Seriously. What's next? Pieces of cand- oh never mind.

[onlyadot]

so remember kids ask her if you can come in THEN ask her for a blowjob.

[LUKE070069]

Yowsas he's straight to the point isn't he?

[sloob8]

Shitty old joke done by a sleaze with a hair helmet, an ugly broad and a girl with too much hair:worthless.

[Sociopathics]

I like how you can tell the age (or maturity level) of the commenters based on their comments alone.

As if any of you are old enough to have a Master Card anyway. Poor, poor marketing.

[Callmarcus77]

I like how they all have different accents. The guy has a standard general american accent, the girlfriend has some kind of southern accent, and the sister has a New York accent.

[MichaelvonPrussia]

Having a girlfriend who knows the difference between "who's" and "whose" is better.

[OpuSIII]

@MichaelvonPrussia This is the best lol....ty

[KrazyKuKluxKiller]

Old Internet joke, play-acted...

I love it!

[pizzadragon1122]

Were they even thinking when they made this commercial?

[lordofpivot1]

That may be the greatest thing ever!

[soadpwnsyou]

I would let both do it... sister and the girl lol

[jeanguylouisbourg]

0_o pretty sure i remember that one, it aired here in quebec a couple of years ago

[SwePw]

this is brilliant!

[vanderToki]

You got OWNED. Good day, sir.

[andrewmetzger00]

They could totally turn that into a porno. Just imagine both sisters then the dad comes out too. Haha

[dreckkinit]

Hahaha! Funniest MasterCard commercial ever!!! :)

[salvihilton94]

LMFAO. How embarrassingly hilarious.

[Angeecheeks]

Ahaha, Shyt!

[Jakegothicsnake]

The boyfriend has got some God-Awful hair!>_<

[TheDeleonFamily1]

Lol

[ochirhon17mn]

1. Start the video!

2. Press "2" Repeatedly

[Angryconsumernerd]

ROFL

[bwaam]

@FatJoe58 Yo fuckface, this is not a banned commercial. It's not even a commercial, it's a fucking parody. You are stupid. Please hit yourself in the face with a hammer.

[shadow1pj]

@bwaam what the fuck is yo problem lmao

[bwaam]

@shadow1pj I know it's rather petty but I can't stand assholes like FatJoe58 who label their videos with misleading titles. This obviously isn't a commercial, why couldn't douchebag fat-ass joe just call this what it is?

[therealfroboy1]

@bwaam actually i saw it on tv before it was banned. it was an actual commercial.

[bwaam]

@therealfroboy1 So you think you saw an ad on commercial television with the term "blowjob" in it? Yeah sounds legit, one of those 1:17 long Mastercard commercials where they forget to put up their own logo up at the end of it. Right.

[BlazeUpDaily]

@bwaam It's a commercial from Europe. First time i saw this was on banned commercial's on TBS at midnight. So yes this IS real.

[bwaam]

@BlazeUpDaily right, a banned commercial from the generic European country of Europe, where voice-over actors sound like teenagers, and everyone speaks with American accents, where commercials don't conform to anykind of standard length and always have end credits. Those goofy Europeans.

Oh yeah it's also on IMDB listed as an American made short film. Look it up, "Indecent Proposal (2001)" It's a spoof, not a commercial, sorry.

[Gentleazi]

@bwaam DUDE IT'S A FRIGGIN COMMERCIAL I SAW IT ON TV AS WELL.

[bwaam]

@Gentleazi you really think Mastercard put out a commercial with the term "blow job" in it? think about this for a moment, they are a multi-billion dollar company, their HR division has to be roughly the population of a small city, and no one is going to have a problem with this? This video started making the e-mail rounds about a decade ago, is it possible that you were forwarded it several years back, and now are just thinking you saw it on tv?

[Gentleazi]

@bwaam i saw it in europe, they use words like blowjob analsex and buttfuckery freely in commercials here

[bwaam]

@Gentleazi sure thing bud. european. right. so why are the actors american and why does the voice over sound like it was done by a 17 year-old? for the real mastercard commercials they have a dude who says "blah blah blah for everything else there's mastercard". guess this was his day off. and then there's the whole imdb thing where IT IS LISTED AS A SHORT FILM. NOT A COMMERCIAL

[Gentleazi]

@bwaam k so i saw this SHORT FILM on tv.

[bwaam]

@Gentleazi sure whatever. so where in europe did you see it?

and so i guess scott quigley's other commercial spoofs and short films count as commercials too.

[raulrodri602]

Fake!

[2827Metallica]

i'd get the dad

[koppadasao]

That's one for the favorites!

[rud3mag1c]

lmfao..

[chocolatebunny69able]

Haha wow

[shortymcprshort]

Ahaa Stupid Perverted Mutha Fucks Got Wat He Deserved !!

LoL Yuh Got Pwned Bitch !!

[k0rnflak3]

HAHAHA

[CharadeStudios]

OMG! That was so freakin funny!

[420istoday]

OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH BUSSSSTTTEEEEDDDDD

[SoccerManJm]

lol!! that was funny!

[brynbb]

lol CAUGHT!!!

[MEnBuD1]

That shit is funny ll

[v3rySp3c1alK1d]

Wow hahaha that would blow lol get it XD

[jaidonl11]

damn that bitches sister was fucking HOTTT!! screw the other girl

[dahooligan12]

this joke is so old....but i'd tap both of them....but the acting sucks haha

[jagjagin]

not a commercial, but funny, I wanna see the dad do it

[fro99er2]

OMFG THE MOST EPIC FUNNY THINGS EVEEERRRRRR!!!!!!

[Cordman1221]

Man, whomever had the idea was freakin' brillant.

[stephensonselina48]

Price less!!!

[CaptainRupeez]

why was it banned : ( lol

[shadow60793]

i would hav went wit the sis she was wayy sexier

[animelvr99]

exactly what i thought. lol

she looked she would know what to do.

[noizeynick]

damn i wish i cud have at least ONE girlfriend with a dad like hers xD... or a sister for that matter ... w00t...

[neron090]

Priceless

[kimmy93x]

LMFAO!!!

[animelvr99]

ha ha. the guy should have got one from the sister. she was deff hotter

[Ravewithme19]

Ha ha. He deserved it. Great commercial.

[1waka2laka]

this is funny but it would be better if it was labled right, it should have been master card comircial parody

[kdhvdsfkj]

Nice! It's not an "officially banned" commercial, but it's nice.

[theeuprise]

LOL! i think the little sister was jealous!

[itchytriggerfingers]

Hahahahaha- nice one!

[leoskulhamba]

LOL!

[Jozie1]

she looks way too old to be living with her parents..

[TheSexyHuntress]

lmfao haha why'd they ban it?

[thomasnordwest]

genius stuff

[benzonGanja]

great!

[Mew]

oh wow didnt see that coming xD that wud be so embarassing!

[Katami83]

heheheh

[megatuntun]

cool

[gnahzdivad]

wish commercials these days had as great a sense of humor

[Sauske1212]

I'd...get the sister....

[MutleeIsTheAntiGod]

@Sauske1212 Why not both?

[EmelyneD]

LMAO!

[CobaltPhoenix2000]

In the words of Carlos Mencia, "Dee Dee Dee!"

[Ihatemyusernamemore]

hahahaha brilliant (and i'd get the sister in on it too, hopefully, in my dreams)

[dpbmcb]

This is THE FUNNIEST commercial EVER,I almost pissed my pants,it's so funny because some stupid shit like that can really happen.Some horney guy can lean on the intercome while asking for a BJ.Trust me stupid shit has happend like that in real life.

[myggi888888]

hahaha hilarious

[monello198]

what i don't understand is..

in America is 12 dollars regarded as the price of a good bottle of wine..

;-}

[slmUSA]

according to whom? it doesn't say it in the video. must be the crowd you hang out with. LOL

[PhilliesPhinatic26]

haha

[Sharpy1216]

omg super mega lolz

[runepkr855]

lmao

[NonProfitHitman]

I'll take a BJ from EITHER one! ;-)

[russlikesgummyworms]

lol

[Malachi01]

LOL

[mzperiksz77]

This is has to be the ultimate funny commercial. I just can't see how somebody can make anything funnier.

[kraddict15daphne]

hahaha i get it..

[beutelkompost]

blowjobs are .....well they suck. but that's the FUN part of it

[kimicole95]

ha. i get it.

[mahohappyaku800]

@beutelkompost your doing it wrong

[ImPoRtBrEaKeR]

LOL!!!!!

holy shit i actually saw this commercial before it got banned. but i was real young and didnt get it haha.

[PinkPunkF]

Ahahahahahahaaha.

THAT'S FUNNY SHIT.

[msasb]

r u guys spend that much money on a pussy u guys r dumb

[magenewb49]

PWNED

[sil2k8]

hahahaha

[jakeob06]

having a girlfriend whos father has a sense of humor: priceless lol

[Irvinpoopie4]

LOL

[bhayz00]

So she is how old and still lives at home? I mean that guy looked young. And they bought wine? Strange. Funny though.

[bobbyseatbobs]

defnitly not 21

[kc95491]

Excellent

[SexSellsThatsAFact]

cute...

[AshleyTisdaleFan607]

That is so funny!!!!!!!

[lil11harry]

that is the number 1 best add ive ever seen

[puset00]

NICE HAHAHA

[AstroPolar]

LOLz

[gotmyvanzonbutthey]

rofl!

[P1Mp5L0Rd]

LMFAO

That may be the funniest damn commercial ever

[dEdGrimley]

Yikes... not normally one to give credit to stuff like this, but well done, fellaz.

[BigFuzzyKitten]

lmao!

[debildevil]

That's not a banned commercial ...

[Calvinoo]

lol

[ElveeKaye]

HAHAHAHAHA!