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I too am turning 54 this year and have been thinking of Zappa & watching his clips & interviews on youtube the past couple weeks. Strange that I stumbled on your clip today. My mind has been flashing over all the same things you said & more like next Dec. Lennon will have been gone for 30 years. I will now go play 'Zappa live at the Filmore 1971'. ... one of my favorite Zappa albums w/ Flo & Eddie ... Penn, sang on that didn't you? ... lol !
>>>"Libertarianism generally, & the Cato Institute specifically, represent old school extreme right wing Republcan Party dogma -- robber barons rule & fuck working people.
>>>"Show business hacks embarrass themselves for money. That's what they do. They also tend to vote Republican."
>>>"Show business hacks using YouTube to increase their Q rating is kind of endearing.""
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I get it .. it is like you are in uncharted territory. Some one you admire greatly [and I use the present tense purposefully] never got as old as you are now. I felt that way when I reached beyond an age a mentor never achieved. It' s not earth shattering .. but I would say it is worth 4 minutes on You Tube. And I think it is something I think we might all have in common. Belated Happy Birthday, Penn!
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I am only 31 and I feel old ever day . I was watching a show and saw that a acter or actress in the show was no longer able to be remembered as the yung person I remember from shows years befor. This person is still remarkible person and acter - actress but it remindes me that
1. The past was so much better then the presint .
2. That I am geting older and so is every other person wurth lissioning to .
3. That I have done so little to impact fellow mankind .
>>>"Libertarianism generally, & the Cato Institute specifically, represent old school extreme right wing Republcan Party dogma -- robber barons rule & fuck working people.
>>>"Show business hacks enbarrass themselves for money. That's what they do. They also tend to vote Republican."
>>>"Show business hacks using YouTube to increase their Q rating is kind of endearing.""
Does Penn Jillette really think that crappy one process dye job looks natural?
>>>"Lose the hair dye and the chin pubes and he'd look like any other old grey fatcat Republican."
>>>"What a poser. Takes millions to pretend he is a working man, and get you to believe the crap propaganda his corporate masters have him spew at you from time to time. Fat fuck shill should take his blood money and go home."
Penn sure likes to speak for famous dead people who hated fat lying corporate dancing monkey shills like Penn Jillette.
Libertarianism generally, & the Cato Institute specifically, represent old school extreme right wing Republcan Party dogma -- robber barons rule & fuck working people.
>>>"Show business hacks enbarrass themselves for money. That's what they do. They also tend to vote Republican."
>>>"Show business hacks using YouTube to increase their Q rating is kind of endearing."
zooo: Are you drunk, or just functionally retarded?
Libertarianism represents the ideals the United States were founded upon; nothing more, nothing less.
If you desire to live in a socialist state, by all means, move to one and allow people who value freedom and personal responsibility to carry on in peace.
Incidentally, Penn is not a republican. He is for far more limited govt than any republican. Showbiz hacks are overwhelmingly leftist, so Penn is a breath of fresh air. He's in a reviled minority -- atheist libertarians.
Frank Zappa was a man unto himself, a true unusual talent and a genious in his own way. I feel the same way about Penn Jilette, I could care less how he votes, I only care how he entertains. Its his job to be self absorbed and arrogant. You cant make it in show biz if you arent.
I was watching this clip on TV & making out with my girlfriend on the couch when all of a sudden, without notice, she gently unzipped my Levis, pulled out my throbbing penis & gave me my first blow job. After about ten minutes and fifty nine seconds, I came like a bucket full of silver dollars, wow!!! Let me tell you, it felt REAL GOOD. Does any body know if that's about the right timing? I don't know if that was too fast or not. I held back for as long as I could. I'm 19 and she's 22, Bogart
>>>"What a poser. Takes millions to pretend he is a working man, and get you to believe the crap propaganda his corporate masters have him spew at you from time to time. Fat fuck shill should take his blood money and go home."
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Happy belated birthday. I've been thinking about my current age in relation to what FZ had accomplished at the same point in his life. He was in his prime at this point of his life and I'm sitting here unemployed. Not looking for pity, I'm actually enjoying it and spending alot of time listening to FZ and researching anything related to him (like this video). It is sad that he died young but he accomplished alot during his time and is fondly adored to lengths that most will never know. RIP!
now we know what killed Zappa .. it was right after he met Penn ... that he passed .. he'll always be missed.
Penn, on the other hand .. will be missed for a few years after shutting up... anyway Penn, Happy birthday.. every birthday you get is one less you have left to look forward to.
Hey at least you got to meet Frank Zappa, he died when i was 4, and I found out how awesome his music is just few months ago and now I'm 20. Nonetheless maybe I get to meet David Gilmour and Captain Beefheart.
What a poser. Takes millions to pretend he is a working man, and get you to believe the crap propaganda his corporate masters have him spew at you from time to time. Fat fuck shill should take his blood money and go home.
Spewers love to use the term SPEW to push back those who debunk their fantasy world.
Rich kids promote Socialism, or worse, because they don't think the RULES will apply to them, as usual. Maher, Stewart, & Ayers, for example, are the sons of BILLIONAIRES, literally. Socialism & Totalitarianism are the long arms of Corporate pay masters.
I won't expect Bumpy to read the Austrian School of Economics. SPEW mongers are intellectually incurious; incapable of empathy: Dictatorial "compassion."
We can expect Rude Dylan to grasp ideas least of all. Rude Dylan clings to one or two books Rude Dylan was spoon fed in college. Rude Dylan either didn't read the comments in context with the discussion, or Rude Dylan doesn't read much at all.
I love how this multimillionaire megacorporate shill tries to make these YouTube videos seem homemade and of the people.
>>>"Looks his age, and the stereotypical American lard makes him look even older. Without the hair dye this mess would lose half his hipster wannabe audience."
I cried all day when I truned 30, because I would no longer be twenty-something. No b-days bothered me after that one.
I can see 70 bothering me too. At 70, you know you're just that much closer to death : (
Damn, Zappa is dead? I'm so out of touch.
Penn, you will probably outlive many of your generation just because you didn't polute your body with the drugs and alcohol that they did. It really makes a difference in the long run.
Looks his age, and the stereotypical American lard makes him look even older. Without the hair dye this mess would lose half his hipster wannabe audience.
I knew there must be SOMETHING I should like about Penn. SOMETIMES the words he sprays from his blathering lips make me happy, sometimes I think he's spent too many hours onstage and the applause has gone straight to his enormous head.
However, anyone who's a Zappa fan is automatically awesome in my book.
Hey Penn, you don't know me but I'd really like to know what's not to celebrate about your birthday? I understand the impulse not to. One day is not really any better than another just because we are born on that day and we should really cherish each day. I tried that for a while but I human. After a while I found myself taking it for granted. So having one day a year to say "Yeah, life is great and I'm still here!" is nice.
It's funny that Penn likes both Lou Reed and Zappa as much as he does considering they hated each others guts. I wonder what his thoughts on that feud are.
I'm 54 and some months old, also. 54 has its perks -- most people I work with, including bosses, are younger than me, and they tend to treat you with more deference and respect than if you were younger. One is seen to be somewhat sagely. On the down side....you're gettin' frickin' OLD. LOL
I think the moral is: Don't be a rock star. I imagine deep thinkers like yourself will be on panels discussing our universe well into your 80s. By then all my heros will be on public access television, but still, it'll be worthwhile.
Hey pen, if you had accomplished what someone else already accomplished . . . that'd be damn boring. Be glad you found other things to accomplish. We're running out of 'em.
Penn-I love you guy, but really you have the worst laugh (too high pitched and girly). You are too big a man to have that kind of laugh. You should have a manly chortle. If someone made a list of the worst laughs, you would be right at the top with Anderson Cooper. At least in this vid you weren't nervously flipping your hair. But Happy Belated Birthday anyway.
I turned 26 in Feb. and about a month before I turned 26, two guys I went to school with died about a week apart from one another. That was just really an eye opener for some reason. I started to realize that I was more than 1/4th of the way through a century. I actually am starting to feel, not really old, but not young. School friends got their own kids going to school now. When you get around 25, you look around and suddenly wonder where the time went and how much time you got left.
don't start tripping on death now. you still have a lot to go.
look up to james randy; few days ago, he made a death-related video on his accomplishments. so, unless you're eighty, it's not the right time to be contemplating on miracle of dying:)
I honestly thought you were 10 years younger. Congrats...next year you can start getting 10% off dinner if you eat before 4pm (lol). Here's hoping you live another 54 (or more......hey, in this day of age, it's not unheard of!)
You're right, this video lost all intrinsic value because the death date was wrong... if you're the mayor of fucktardland. You and your comment are pointless. PEACE
Happy Birthday. But really you should be very proud of your age, and you look much younger. You shouldn't compare yourself to Zappa, health wise. After all, you've never smoked, drank or done drugs. More importantly, genetics is the main determining factor with regard to aging and death. You'll likely live longer than your Daddy because his generation had a great deal more stress than subsequent generations. Finally, your mind and soul are still 21 Penn. That's why we love ya.
Please forgive me if I'm wrong, but you seem to imply Zappa drank and did drugs. He did smoke a lot, which most likely led to his cancer, but he very rarely drank, if ever, and he was against using drugs such as pot, heroin, cocaine, even lsd. I know you were just complementing Penn on his good health, I just wanted to point those things out.
Don't worry Penn, I've already got your eulogy ready ...
I knew Penn only by public persona, but I had every reason to believe that it was mostly a true reflection of his personality, since he advocated the right - even the necessity - to say what you truly believe. I really liked the way he would stir up shit and piss off hippies, Christians, and various other non-thinking arseholes.
But I didn't agree with everything Penn said either. I mean I used to write to him with shit like this:
"Jesus Christ Penn, can you PLEASE just ONCE tell us about some dead celebrity you met that WASN'T smart, wonderful, talented, [insert your usual bullshit here]? Are we to believe that - unlike the rest of us - you don't ever meet peers who are stupid, wretched arseholes, that you are, (at least on some level), glad to see fucking dead?
How can anyone believe the nice shit you say about the people you knew, when you say the same shit and get misty-eyed about everybody?
Ever meet anyone that you thought was just "okay", or you personally disliked but acknowledge they weren't a bad person? And fuck that "don't speak ill of the dead" crap. Your unlikely, one-dimensional versions of real human beings devalues any genuinely positive opinions you may have, and makes you sound like a whiny hypocritical little bitch."
When you are dead, I'll say good shit about you, and bad shit about you - including this. Hope you live long enough for me to make some changes.
now ya got me thinking, penn. i'm also 54 and i'm suddenly rather peeved at myself for not yet accomplishing as much as zappa did, by the time he was almost as old as us now.
That's the show who's host was mocking the Canadian military and Canadian soldiers last week right around the time four Canadian soldiers were killed in action.
I think Penn may have a bit too much class to show up for that sleaze ball.
He wasn't mocking the Canadian military, he was poking fun at the Canadian government saying their military will need a year off, and I believe the news about the four Canadian soldiers that were killed happened after the show aired.
Its a really subversive, dark-humor type show, and anyone whose been watching it for a while knows that anything they say shouldn't be taken seriously. It's a good show, check out some of the videos of it (like "Mike Baker - Bi-Polar?')
i love thinking about ages and how people relate to them/how they look. im 19, and hope i have a good 50 years of life before me. thinking about how much has changed in the past 50 years, im terribly excited for it. happy bday penn btw
Dude, I turn 30 in 4 months and I already freak out... I hate 30... in my 20's I consider myself still as young and immature (in the good kinda way)... but 30... man, that throws you right into real adulthood... 30 is so serious and grown-up.
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pennsays 1 year ago
40 bothers me.
SuperOxideDimutase 1 year ago
You kick ass Penn!
rich2rock 1 year ago
@ABitOfBravado Now it works! You could go say happy birthday on Twitter if you want. He's more likely to read that. :-) /PennJillette
pennsays 1 year ago
@ABitOfBravado His birthday's tomorrow, actually. :-)
pennsays 1 year ago
Penn turns 55 in a week!
pennsays 1 year ago 2
death is worth talking about
joe47771 2 years ago
54? Looks like a spry 62.
funboy7979 2 years ago
RIP Mr. Zappa, Your memory will live on as long as humans will be around to remember you <3
trsdos 2 years ago
Penn Jillette = Rush Limbaugh with chin pubes and Clairoled hair.
bumpyjjeans 2 years ago
Fuck you in the neck, bumpyjjeans.
MagnusIan 2 years ago 4
I too am turning 54 this year and have been thinking of Zappa & watching his clips & interviews on youtube the past couple weeks. Strange that I stumbled on your clip today. My mind has been flashing over all the same things you said & more like next Dec. Lennon will have been gone for 30 years. I will now go play 'Zappa live at the Filmore 1971'. ... one of my favorite Zappa albums w/ Flo & Eddie ... Penn, sang on that didn't you? ... lol !
picchaz 2 years ago
LMAO
>>>"Libertarianism generally, & the Cato Institute specifically, represent old school extreme right wing Republcan Party dogma -- robber barons rule & fuck working people.
>>>"Show business hacks embarrass themselves for money. That's what they do. They also tend to vote Republican."
>>>"Show business hacks using YouTube to increase their Q rating is kind of endearing.""
mmmrazor 2 years ago 6
to bad you were born one generation earlier, just as this new one will soon find a cure for death.
ratzskinakie 2 years ago
why dye the hair? if age doesn't bother you?
coka5841 2 years ago 24
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why do u care? if he doesn't like a hair color, how does that mean he cares about age?
chadleegray 2 years ago
what the hell does that have to do with anything
bighrabovsky 2 years ago
Because he's in show business.
imgooley 2 years ago
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I get it .. it is like you are in uncharted territory. Some one you admire greatly [and I use the present tense purposefully] never got as old as you are now. I felt that way when I reached beyond an age a mentor never achieved. It' s not earth shattering .. but I would say it is worth 4 minutes on You Tube. And I think it is something I think we might all have in common. Belated Happy Birthday, Penn!
Wizzardgirl 2 years ago
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Wow, My birthday is March 5th as well...
garry0wen 2 years ago
Cheap Thrills! "...So anyway, six years ago, we went on a tour of carlsbad caverns, and I found a petrified dinosaur turd..."
libertarianjury 2 years ago 17
Almost four minutes talking about something you really didn't care about? And most of it meandering around how old Frank Zappa was when he died?
The net: where crummy ideas go to ... live forever.
drbitboy 2 years ago 17
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I am only 31 and I feel old ever day . I was watching a show and saw that a acter or actress in the show was no longer able to be remembered as the yung person I remember from shows years befor. This person is still remarkible person and acter - actress but it remindes me that
1. The past was so much better then the presint .
2. That I am geting older and so is every other person wurth lissioning to .
3. That I have done so little to impact fellow mankind .
montacap 2 years ago
Exctly right.
>>>"Libertarianism generally, & the Cato Institute specifically, represent old school extreme right wing Republcan Party dogma -- robber barons rule & fuck working people.
>>>"Show business hacks enbarrass themselves for money. That's what they do. They also tend to vote Republican."
>>>"Show business hacks using YouTube to increase their Q rating is kind of endearing.""
bumpyjjeans 2 years ago 11
Does Penn Jillette really think that crappy one process dye job looks natural?
>>>"Lose the hair dye and the chin pubes and he'd look like any other old grey fatcat Republican."
>>>"What a poser. Takes millions to pretend he is a working man, and get you to believe the crap propaganda his corporate masters have him spew at you from time to time. Fat fuck shill should take his blood money and go home."
bc9021010001 2 years ago 6
Penn sure likes to speak for famous dead people who hated fat lying corporate dancing monkey shills like Penn Jillette.
Libertarianism generally, & the Cato Institute specifically, represent old school extreme right wing Republcan Party dogma -- robber barons rule & fuck working people.
>>>"Show business hacks enbarrass themselves for money. That's what they do. They also tend to vote Republican."
>>>"Show business hacks using YouTube to increase their Q rating is kind of endearing."
zooooooperdooooooper 2 years ago
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zooo: Are you drunk, or just functionally retarded?
Libertarianism represents the ideals the United States were founded upon; nothing more, nothing less.
If you desire to live in a socialist state, by all means, move to one and allow people who value freedom and personal responsibility to carry on in peace.
Also, fuck you in the neck.
bobo9000 2 years ago
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i am working class and a libertarian fuck socialism. fuck socialism.... government out of my life.
badgerattoadhall 2 years ago
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Incidentally, Penn is not a republican. He is for far more limited govt than any republican. Showbiz hacks are overwhelmingly leftist, so Penn is a breath of fresh air. He's in a reviled minority -- atheist libertarians.
pitbull103 2 years ago
Penn: You Rock, Zappa Rock(ed), end of story. Happy birthday dude.
RobbyToxic 2 years ago
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Frank Zappa was a man unto himself, a true unusual talent and a genious in his own way. I feel the same way about Penn Jilette, I could care less how he votes, I only care how he entertains. Its his job to be self absorbed and arrogant. You cant make it in show biz if you arent.
blackcatsdomain 2 years ago
Show business hacks enbarrass themselves for money. That's what they do. They also tend to vote Republican.
>>>"Show business hacks using YouTube to increase their Q rating is kind of endearing."
walterglanz 2 years ago
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I was watching this clip on TV & making out with my girlfriend on the couch when all of a sudden, without notice, she gently unzipped my Levis, pulled out my throbbing penis & gave me my first blow job. After about ten minutes and fifty nine seconds, I came like a bucket full of silver dollars, wow!!! Let me tell you, it felt REAL GOOD. Does any body know if that's about the right timing? I don't know if that was too fast or not. I held back for as long as I could. I'm 19 and she's 22, Bogart
tommyboy6494 2 years ago
this guy is a complete jack off
mmooseknucklepieface 2 years ago 2
LMAO
>>>"Lose the hair dye and the chin pubes and he'd look like any other old grey fatcat Republican."
zooooooperdooooooper 2 years ago
Well, yeah, more or less.
>>>"What a poser. Takes millions to pretend he is a working man, and get you to believe the crap propaganda his corporate masters have him spew at you from time to time. Fat fuck shill should take his blood money and go home."
freestuffffff 2 years ago
Show business hacks using YouTube to increase their Q rating is kind of endearing.
bc9021010001 2 years ago
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Hamhark98 2 years ago
Happy belated birthday. I've been thinking about my current age in relation to what FZ had accomplished at the same point in his life. He was in his prime at this point of his life and I'm sitting here unemployed. Not looking for pity, I'm actually enjoying it and spending alot of time listening to FZ and researching anything related to him (like this video). It is sad that he died young but he accomplished alot during his time and is fondly adored to lengths that most will never know. RIP!
grn68rt 2 years ago
now we know what killed Zappa .. it was right after he met Penn ... that he passed .. he'll always be missed.
Penn, on the other hand .. will be missed for a few years after shutting up... anyway Penn, Happy birthday.. every birthday you get is one less you have left to look forward to.
Think on that
rjanis123 2 years ago
Hey at least you got to meet Frank Zappa, he died when i was 4, and I found out how awesome his music is just few months ago and now I'm 20. Nonetheless maybe I get to meet David Gilmour and Captain Beefheart.
vladimir88x7 2 years ago
Lose the hair dye and the chin pubes and he'd look like any other old grey fatcat Republican.
funboy7979 2 years ago
What a poser. Takes millions to pretend he is a working man, and get you to believe the crap propaganda his corporate masters have him spew at you from time to time. Fat fuck shill should take his blood money and go home.
bumpyjjeans 2 years ago
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marcusbarr 2 years ago
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Spewers love to use the term SPEW to push back those who debunk their fantasy world.
Rich kids promote Socialism, or worse, because they don't think the RULES will apply to them, as usual. Maher, Stewart, & Ayers, for example, are the sons of BILLIONAIRES, literally. Socialism & Totalitarianism are the long arms of Corporate pay masters.
I won't expect Bumpy to read the Austrian School of Economics. SPEW mongers are intellectually incurious; incapable of empathy: Dictatorial "compassion."
marcusbarr 2 years ago
what the hell are you talking about? were any of those complete thoughts?
DylanRude 2 years ago
We can expect Rude Dylan to grasp ideas least of all. Rude Dylan clings to one or two books Rude Dylan was spoon fed in college. Rude Dylan either didn't read the comments in context with the discussion, or Rude Dylan doesn't read much at all.
marcusbarr 2 years ago
I love how this multimillionaire megacorporate shill tries to make these YouTube videos seem homemade and of the people.
>>>"Looks his age, and the stereotypical American lard makes him look even older. Without the hair dye this mess would lose half his hipster wannabe audience."
mmmrazor 2 years ago
at 54 it starts you may need to take the blue pill in the next week or so and frank was the best i sniffed a lot of glue to his music in the 60's
the derf man
FreeAdviceForMen 2 years ago
penn if you didnt at least try to suck him off then im hitting the unsubscribe button
kendjo 2 years ago
I cried all day when I truned 30, because I would no longer be twenty-something. No b-days bothered me after that one.
I can see 70 bothering me too. At 70, you know you're just that much closer to death : (
Damn, Zappa is dead? I'm so out of touch.
Penn, you will probably outlive many of your generation just because you didn't polute your body with the drugs and alcohol that they did. It really makes a difference in the long run.
LaTortuga07 2 years ago
wow where have you been lol......
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DishwallaCandle 2 years ago
Becks questions looked like they bothered you.
a servant
vasiliosrigos 2 years ago
Looks his age, and the stereotypical American lard makes him look even older. Without the hair dye this mess would lose half his hipster wannabe audience.
bc9021010001 2 years ago
HAHAHA, get a life.
If that is too hard for you, look in the mirror and make fun of yourself. Join in because everyone laughs at people like you.
MiYaViMocoChang 2 years ago
LMAO
tonzimala 2 years ago
RACK THIS MAN!
TheBlueDuckMOE 2 years ago
you are a large man.
TheBlueDuckMOE 2 years ago
I knew there must be SOMETHING I should like about Penn. SOMETIMES the words he sprays from his blathering lips make me happy, sometimes I think he's spent too many hours onstage and the applause has gone straight to his enormous head.
However, anyone who's a Zappa fan is automatically awesome in my book.
squanto2 2 years ago
Old = anyone ten years older than you! ;) Happy birthday! I'll be 37 on Sunday 3/29
sevenzark7 2 years ago 2
54 = 5+4= 9, Nine is an unlucky number, Penn beware of this year... LOL, just bullshitting.
blackspittle 2 years ago
Cool! I'm younger than Penn. I'm about to turn 50.
NoDeity 2 years ago
Hey Penn, you don't know me but I'd really like to know what's not to celebrate about your birthday? I understand the impulse not to. One day is not really any better than another just because we are born on that day and we should really cherish each day. I tried that for a while but I human. After a while I found myself taking it for granted. So having one day a year to say "Yeah, life is great and I'm still here!" is nice.
BarloMung 2 years ago
It's funny that Penn likes both Lou Reed and Zappa as much as he does considering they hated each others guts. I wonder what his thoughts on that feud are.
satandog 2 years ago
Penn, are you coloring your hair? You sly dog.
MBRHIndustries 2 years ago
Hey Penn-
Whatever did you do to your forehead?
scflyer55 2 years ago 2
Leave me in- I am a Joker bit it 3/21
was kinda like having a prostate exam without actually getting the obligatory message.
scflyer55 2 years ago
massage....!
scflyer55 2 years ago
I'm 54 and some months old, also. 54 has its perks -- most people I work with, including bosses, are younger than me, and they tend to treat you with more deference and respect than if you were younger. One is seen to be somewhat sagely. On the down side....you're gettin' frickin' OLD. LOL
Anyway, Happy Birthday, Penn!
ChuckyJesus666 2 years ago
Penn doesn't look old at all. He doesn't seem old either...A lot cooler than most guys his age for sure.
TheStig000 2 years ago
He ISN'T OLD... he's my age! LOL
ChuckyJesus666 2 years ago
Its Richard Dawkins' birthday today. He's 68.
AlienTruth 2 years ago
christ, i turned 23 on march the 5th. happy birthday big guy!
Raedan23 2 years ago
Yeah, you definitely look more like 40
kansasx23x 2 years ago
Happy birthday man
FluffyMuffinMan 2 years ago
52? GET OFF MY LAWN!!!
Alternate90sguy 2 years ago
I'm going to see Zappa plays Zappa in just a few weeks! Very thrilled, love the DVD. How did you like it Penn?....
Danthaman1971 2 years ago
54? i was thinking more like 40 - 45
y8r6jrrtfg 2 years ago
Good thing he colours his beard and hair. That really helps. I'd love to see my dad try that if only for a day.
Clausfarre 2 years ago
i agree with an earlier poster, about appearing younger. I thought you were about 40-45.
AntaresInScorpius 2 years ago 2
Ur old fool.
NoobAtPolitics 2 years ago
I think the moral is: Don't be a rock star. I imagine deep thinkers like yourself will be on panels discussing our universe well into your 80s. By then all my heros will be on public access television, but still, it'll be worthwhile.
Kimbahley 2 years ago
You should wear your hair loose, it looks better. Also on the bullshit show. Greetings from Holland ;-)
RisenAsh 2 years ago
Hey pen, if you had accomplished what someone else already accomplished . . . that'd be damn boring. Be glad you found other things to accomplish. We're running out of 'em.
teikalen 2 years ago
Looks like a spry but fat 62.
bc9021010001 2 years ago
wow Penn u look a lot younger than 54... i thought u were about 40
chadpopstar 2 years ago
I never feel old, my age plus 15 seems old. and I know people at 70 think 55 is young. it's relative
solitary1971 2 years ago
Penn-I love you guy, but really you have the worst laugh (too high pitched and girly). You are too big a man to have that kind of laugh. You should have a manly chortle. If someone made a list of the worst laughs, you would be right at the top with Anderson Cooper. At least in this vid you weren't nervously flipping your hair. But Happy Belated Birthday anyway.
NITRO4KTHOMPSON 2 years ago
what'd you get?
marniespeaks 2 years ago
it makes you think.
i dont wanna have regrets.
we could all die at any time.
if only we could all live without baggage and regrets eh.
nagchampafreak 2 years ago
I turned 26 in Feb. and about a month before I turned 26, two guys I went to school with died about a week apart from one another. That was just really an eye opener for some reason. I started to realize that I was more than 1/4th of the way through a century. I actually am starting to feel, not really old, but not young. School friends got their own kids going to school now. When you get around 25, you look around and suddenly wonder where the time went and how much time you got left.
bracomadar 2 years ago
.. I'm older than Penn Jillette, but tell the kids that I don't get any more birthdays because I used them all up and ran out of birthdays ...
PlayT0E 2 years ago 2
don't start tripping on death now. you still have a lot to go.
look up to james randy; few days ago, he made a death-related video on his accomplishments. so, unless you're eighty, it's not the right time to be contemplating on miracle of dying:)
oxymoronpersonified 2 years ago
as long as you stay cool and dont become an old grumpy fker it dont matter
firebark 2 years ago
You don't look anywhere near 54, you should be proud!
pigybank 2 years ago 2
A belated Happy Birthday.
imr22 2 years ago
I honestly thought you were 10 years younger. Congrats...next year you can start getting 10% off dinner if you eat before 4pm (lol). Here's hoping you live another 54 (or more......hey, in this day of age, it's not unheard of!)
Levigray 2 years ago
hey penn!! You look good brother, still!
no drugs OR alcohol in all your days?
Im impressed :)
BRANSCOMBEx 2 years ago
If i'd been out till quarter to three
Would you lock the door,
Will you still need me, will you still feed me,
When i'm fifty-four!
Thats for you penn,though the lyrics arent accurate. Hope you read this.
LufsyLurqy 2 years ago
haha you still have a pink nail
XD
happy late birthday Penn!
RachaelisaRobot 2 years ago
You have the same birthdate as myself!
supercheetah 2 years ago
Your 54 wow You dont look it.
Well congrats to you and your young looks at your age. lol
i personally thought you where like in your 30s.
I am still a big fan of yours :D and tellers
dragonmissy 2 years ago
i thought you were 27
culwin 2 years ago
If the age doesn't bother you, why do you die your hair? Not that I mind. Just being an asshole.
And happy birthday.
XENUTV 2 years ago
hi xenutv i love you
plottotakethemdown 2 years ago
Wow, you don't look 54 at all!
RandyHaddock 2 years ago 2
Happy belated birthday Penn.
Ethrock 2 years ago
You're right, this video lost all intrinsic value because the death date was wrong... if you're the mayor of fucktardland. You and your comment are pointless. PEACE
chubchaser69 2 years ago
Well, it's not pointless, it has meaning. Besides, Penn gets paid for doing this shit.
forglegorktheork 2 years ago
Happy Birthday Penn.
SuperFlyNB 2 years ago
rbrtleeper is retarded! PEACE
gjford 2 years ago
You look good for 54. Happy birthday Penn.
thorntizzle 2 years ago
I figured Penn would be in his late thirties early 40's! 54 shocks me.
AustralianStallion90 2 years ago 3
The present-day composer refuses to die!
rhubarbcub 2 years ago
age is but a number fine sir. you rock penn.
hows your little silent buddy doing. has your youtube fame caused a rift? inquiring minds want 2 kno!!! peace
9016915701 2 years ago
i guess it's a bit late but happy birthday buddy, we love you
theMadSmashedClam 2 years ago 2
The older the wiser
kissmyshoe321 2 years ago
don't forget jim morrison :)
freshpickedoranges 2 years ago
Happy late Birthday, I think your as cool as Zappa.
CypherSystem 2 years ago
no way! will you be my daddy?
cookiesonsteve 2 years ago
Fuck the age thing Penn...
Im sure ur brain will be as healthy as normal
Nades129 2 years ago
Happy Birthday. But really you should be very proud of your age, and you look much younger. You shouldn't compare yourself to Zappa, health wise. After all, you've never smoked, drank or done drugs. More importantly, genetics is the main determining factor with regard to aging and death. You'll likely live longer than your Daddy because his generation had a great deal more stress than subsequent generations. Finally, your mind and soul are still 21 Penn. That's why we love ya.
haypenny 2 years ago
Please forgive me if I'm wrong, but you seem to imply Zappa drank and did drugs. He did smoke a lot, which most likely led to his cancer, but he very rarely drank, if ever, and he was against using drugs such as pot, heroin, cocaine, even lsd. I know you were just complementing Penn on his good health, I just wanted to point those things out.
frinkmhey 2 years ago
wow we have the same birthday! march 5th ftw
gavin32 2 years ago
Birthdays don't matter as much to me as they do for others, but then again, I am quite rather young yet.
Still, I just look at it this way. Even on your birthday you are only one day older than you were yesterday.
teddybeardustin 2 years ago
Happy birthday Penn. Wish you 54 more.
Thewwekiller 2 years ago 2
Don't worry Penn, I've already got your eulogy ready ...
I knew Penn only by public persona, but I had every reason to believe that it was mostly a true reflection of his personality, since he advocated the right - even the necessity - to say what you truly believe. I really liked the way he would stir up shit and piss off hippies, Christians, and various other non-thinking arseholes.
But I didn't agree with everything Penn said either. I mean I used to write to him with shit like this:
IRONMANAustralia 2 years ago
"Jesus Christ Penn, can you PLEASE just ONCE tell us about some dead celebrity you met that WASN'T smart, wonderful, talented, [insert your usual bullshit here]? Are we to believe that - unlike the rest of us - you don't ever meet peers who are stupid, wretched arseholes, that you are, (at least on some level), glad to see fucking dead?
How can anyone believe the nice shit you say about the people you knew, when you say the same shit and get misty-eyed about everybody?
IRONMANAustralia 2 years ago
Ever meet anyone that you thought was just "okay", or you personally disliked but acknowledge they weren't a bad person? And fuck that "don't speak ill of the dead" crap. Your unlikely, one-dimensional versions of real human beings devalues any genuinely positive opinions you may have, and makes you sound like a whiny hypocritical little bitch."
When you are dead, I'll say good shit about you, and bad shit about you - including this. Hope you live long enough for me to make some changes.
IRONMANAustralia 2 years ago
happy birthday Penn!!!
you rock!
KiwamuTheKappa 2 years ago
Zappa was born on December 21, 1940 and he died on December 4, 1993, just a few weeks before turning 53.
frinkmhey 2 years ago
"I'm as old as the number of cars in a deck if you leave in both jokers."
That's an interesting analysis.
BrianShaneRushton 2 years ago
I remember when I was 30, thinking that I was too old to play professional sports. Part of my childhood dreams died then, lol.
goonie8 2 years ago
Happy Birthday!! I wish you many years of bacon eating!!
arielwollinger 2 years ago
Happy B-Day Penn!
devddill 2 years ago
Happy Birthday! I actually never would have thought you where quite that old. You don't look that old.
Meshcraft 2 years ago
Happy Birthday Man!
I was good to hear you remember Frank Zappa. You both are great.
Suerte!
recabarrennahuel 2 years ago
heh heh, Shorter of breath, And one year closer to death...
Penn, you're old enough to need a fire extinguisher near your birthday cake, just in case...
TheVaroEdition 2 years ago
now ya got me thinking, penn. i'm also 54 and i'm suddenly rather peeved at myself for not yet accomplishing as much as zappa did, by the time he was almost as old as us now.
medicinesocks 2 years ago
Happy Birthday, get that hair dyed...or face a sagging chin. you are warned...
Raul Schmengy
newz2me28792 2 years ago
You have the same birthday as my little brother and sister.
omgitslukky 2 years ago
my gf broke up with me because i dont celebrate anything -_-
happy B day, penn
one year closer to death.
fantasticalNINJA 2 years ago
Happy belated pagan ritual day, Penn. Don't worry. I suspect you have plenty of years left to bash idiots into submission verbally :D.
darkmojojojo 2 years ago 2
Happy birthday Penn.
lombard34 2 years ago 2
Hah-Hah! You're OLD :)
AdmiralVaughn 2 years ago
Hah-Hah! You're ODD :)
Burgley1 2 years ago
Hah-Hah! I Am! :D
AdmiralVaughn 2 years ago
wow, your birthday is really close to mine, thats kind of creepy and cool.
happy belated birthday.
dragade101 2 years ago
Zappa Forever.
guitardude545454 2 years ago
Happy Birthday
(and still wondering why you go on Glenn Beck's show)
integral 2 years ago
When is he on Glenn Beck's show? I think he'd be awesome on Red Eye
petehutter 2 years ago
Red Eye?
That's the show who's host was mocking the Canadian military and Canadian soldiers last week right around the time four Canadian soldiers were killed in action.
I think Penn may have a bit too much class to show up for that sleaze ball.
integral 2 years ago
He wasn't mocking the Canadian military, he was poking fun at the Canadian government saying their military will need a year off, and I believe the news about the four Canadian soldiers that were killed happened after the show aired.
Its a really subversive, dark-humor type show, and anyone whose been watching it for a while knows that anything they say shouldn't be taken seriously. It's a good show, check out some of the videos of it (like "Mike Baker - Bi-Polar?')
petehutter 2 years ago
Goddamn Penn, I didn't know you were that old. Which is a good thing. You look (to me) to be around your early 40s.
AlderDragon 2 years ago
i have the same birthday as you
plottotakethemdown 2 years ago
you looked good for being 54
keep going show us more stuff
the old saying you cant teach a old dog new tricks do not apply to you :P
shadow3lement 2 years ago
Relax Penn. Some people live to be 108. You're only half way :)
CrownRoyalSociety 2 years ago
Happy belated b'day! =]
MmindfreakK 2 years ago
Happy Birthday!!!!
TheHarbinger09 2 years ago
Penn Happy belated B-Day
N7COF 2 years ago
Zappa kigz ass
theVAGINAtheist 2 years ago
getting old sucks, but it is better than the alternative...
Bubba186 2 years ago
It's fun to age.
forestloves 2 years ago
i love thinking about ages and how people relate to them/how they look. im 19, and hope i have a good 50 years of life before me. thinking about how much has changed in the past 50 years, im terribly excited for it. happy bday penn btw
Chubachus 2 years ago
I love Frank Zappa
Cailwyn 2 years ago
Zappa was my hero too... glad you shared this.
Colston 2 years ago
Well, happy belated birthday Penn!
simon
Trakenite2 2 years ago
You look great for your age.
bobinator 2 years ago 2
You have a smooth way of breakin' shit down Penn!
IllPropaganda 2 years ago
At least you don't look old Penn. We still love you.
USHet63 2 years ago
Dude, I turn 30 in 4 months and I already freak out... I hate 30... in my 20's I consider myself still as young and immature (in the good kinda way)... but 30... man, that throws you right into real adulthood... 30 is so serious and grown-up.
bbu0815 2 years ago 2
I hear ya- I just turned 30 last week- I feel OLD!
dstrube1 2 years ago
Best money I spent in Vegas was at your show.
When is Bullshit coming back? One of my favorite shows
ReyZ3R0 2 years ago 2
If your aiming for your years to equate to a deck of cards, you should always aim for a tarrot deck!
And one with good artwork also! And spares! Sodit buy a box of card decks!
LucianELaveris 2 years ago
I love Penn's laugh, living with him must be like living in a jungle.
phocjame 2 years ago 3
HOLY SHIT. I thought you were your mid-40's.
mrHBski 2 years ago
Next year you can leave the rule's card in.
TuesdaysThursdays 2 years ago 3
46 years to go
:-)
seneca4295 2 years