Me Eating Salad

[Bekzstar]

If you press the new "snow" button beside the CC button near the end of the video,, You can kindof laugh because it looks like hes been eating it since next chritsmas lol.

[electricmastro]

@Bekzstar Is Tim the only person on the planet who acts like he has ants in his pants while eating salad?

[BlueRise85]

when tim eats, music plays in the background and he makes blurry motions lol

[kylamay99]

Do you have any forks in that house?! All we saw was you eating with your hands!

[714slugger]

Sounds like beavis

[TheDeathtrap666]

there was no fast forwrding used in this video....Tim is just THAT AWESOME!!

[LouisaNash]

Most precious 2:33 minutes i've seen in youtube so far

[noughtyJames]

i think you ate a little to fast bud lol...

[LightierHiperSonic]

I had a joke to write

But I forgot

This comment is stOOpid

[GHCODPvZ]

MOTHER 3 music :D

[thelpsgirl818]

SERIOSLY?!? 8349 views for a dude EATING SALAD????????



[16kbrown100]

what in god's name is a saaaaalad?



[kono84]

Isn't this just the cutest video. The man and his battle against salad. The man won.

[Fuzy2K]

0:45 -- If you cover your left and right eyes quick enough, you can see NCS in 3D!

[lunar0123]

your mon never said don't read nintendo power when you are eating salad, by da way, i crap my pants laugthing, awesome tim

[therealCraigMire]

Diggin the Mother 3 music!

[salx101]

Omg you look just like joey from fullhouse :-)

[GSgamedudes951]

I can't even eat that fast ...... you outeated me this time....

[Malleus06]

Such a relaxing song.

[gerardoporres]

hey, that song it's DUSTER'S THEME from Mother 3! Luv it!

[PwnageBoyChazTheSpaz]

you were all like OM NOM NOM

[CoKeOhhCoLa]

Mother 3 :D

[TheSonicman15]

omg this vlog was posted 5 days after my birth day OMG!!!!!!

[ultradude100]

"Maybe I ate too fast." REALLY??? REALLY?? REALLY?

[TheGeeks2nd]

Instead of torturing us by eating something for 2 seconds. He's going to torture us for an entire video. :D

[annonroi]

so it took you half an hour to eat salad, but you ate too fast?

[WinifredRider]

Ate too fast? No, really?

[pumkinchunkin123]

I just sat here and watched a guy eat salad for 2 minutes and 33 seconds.

Amazing. :D

[WinifredRider]

Ate too fast? Nooo, really?

[TailsProwerRulzIsBak]

Now THATS speed eating

[mjisiking213]

Sorry if this offends people or you Tim, but I think you look better with short hair.

[ThatGirlWithTheFlip]

You look like an overweight Tim Allen.

[NSProductions1432]

Holly crap, this vlog was posted on my Birthday, cool!!!

[PhenomLinkDX]

MOTHER 3 MUSIC FTW!!!!

[thegrimm54321]

"maybe i ate too fast" XD

[LuigiFanatic207]

But, wait a minute, why can I watch this video? It is on private!

Well, whatever, I will Favorite it.

[Gheydolf]

Wow, I didn't know I could still watch these.

[boulayg1]

this video was in my recommandations.........WHAT!?­

[ThePureawesomness]

the feeling of rust on my salad fingers is almost.... orgasmic

[donnabellez]

I KNEW I'd heard this song today when I was watching Batman9502's Mother3 LP... Duster's theme, right?? Wooo now it'll stop driving me crazy!

[soniclink1269]

BEST TITLE EVER

[travisxsmith]

DUDE!! u should totally do like a 3 part video of this so we can see what u had to say through out ur salad! i would watch them.

[GoldenBucket1337]

10 more reasons why you're so freaking awesome dude!

[MrBioshock4Life]

nice mother 3 soundtrack :)

[aarroyo221]

i totally lol-ed at the elevator music a fork wud have made that salad situation so much easier!

[Dash092996]

Hahaha. Mind of a Thief ftw!

[yoyo10231995]

Whoa, I just found this channel after watching one of your really old NCS vids. You look nothing like you sound!

[Passionatekisses2008]

LOL! Don't you use a fork? LOL! Love ya babe!

[pkmnz1]

LMFAO!!

[Jkiller117]

Olive oil and vinegar are the most healthiest salad dressing IMO

Also glad to see your looking after yourself :3

[ProjectJonty]

Watch out for those Salad Dressings, some of them have enough crap in them to make eating salad pointless :)

[btn2271984]

@ProjectJonty Agreed! I try to use the low fat or fat free dressings, but they are still loaded with sodium.

Awesome video Tim.

[CelesChere694]

Good to see you're eating healthy. I loved the video set to Duster's Theme. Every time I hear that now I'm going to want a salad.

[kegs95]

hahahah i kno wmother 3 qoq your really kool. about 40 other people mentioned the fuckin ggame get over it. its him eating a salad. good vid tim

[Crash5510]

I know that music anywhere... Mother 3 of course!

[DiariesOfSeals]

Bag of salad 2.49,

Bottle of dressing 1.50

Watching Tim eat a salad faster than humanly possible......... GLORIOUS

[dementedstickfigure]

why does this video even have captions

[puffigekatze]

Most awesome music for salad eating, ever.

[content999]

Thats why we love you NCS

[djs924]

How tall are you Tim?

[Empolo18]

Nice use of the Tazmily Village theme. That is what it is right? I'd hate to have my Mother 3 music mixed up.

[UltiMario1337]

Actually, it's Duster's theme, haha.

[Empolo18]

@UltiMario1337

Oh okay.  Thanks UltiMario. I haven't played the game that much, so I thought I might be wrong.

[Empolo18]

Gah!! Not loading.

[lucahjin]

LOLLL ill send you some forks

[NintenDECS]

i can eat faster...WAIT... no sorry imean poop faster LOL XD JAJAJA

[AtomicNate1]

sure tim... sure

[479Lucy]

Where was the fork?

[entitled1]

Recording is 30 minutes long but you ate too fast? lol. And uh, want a fork Tim?

[PieSpirit]

Yeah, I think you probably ate too fast O_o

[InsaneDomain96]

lol tim im pretty sure you ate too fast too

[Joker4King]

That's what she said XD

[PrentomTwo]

are you going to do da (regular) lostview soon? :P

[magickmissileman]

om nom nom nom

[donnabellez]

Good job getting that all down Tim! hahahaha! What the heck were you talking about that whole time? How disgusting the salad was? XD Maybe try sprucing your salads up with croutons, tortilla strips, dried cranberries, different dressings. Keep trying to eat healthy! :)

[DebUSA]

This is the first time I've ever seen

anyone eat an entire salad without

using a fork. Although I have seen

people eat rice with their fingers.

[pacifisto0o0o]

qUIT GETTING hEADACHES AND ENDING :)

[CelingKat]

Looks like you're growing out your mustache again

[lolluigi]

hawt

[Poki3]

Do you eat all your meals while doing 15 other things at the same time?

[MacDaddyPwns]

Mother 3 music ftw =]

nice salad eating technique, mr. Tim.

[MrOnionRing]

hahahah did you even shake it? it looked like it has layers.

[beatnik37]

haha, "Maybe I ate too fast."

[Tenjinmoop]

My face melted.

[MegaMe82]

MOTHER 3 MUSIC! YAY!

[belakisamongthehiden]

salad makes me itch

[1Rone271]

lol

[SgtPepper1200]

awesome song choice

[TheShadowBrigade]

I would definitely agree with you. You ate WAY to fast. I mean you ate that big ass bowl in under 2 minutes =P

[majors77]

A balaced diet makes for a healthy body.

[SleepwalkerGM]

this reminds me of "watch chris cocker blink!" lol , tim you should totally do that video

[ultrawarzaimon]

good to see you eating healthy stuff :) keep it up

if you want to go for more walks just get a dog, even the small ones can walk for hours and this way you are forced to go outside at least for 2-3 hours a day

[GreyNocturne]

Heh, you can tell you sway a lot in your videos. Fast forwarded, you're just twitching back and forth. xD

[GreyNocturne]

Wewt for rabbit food? :D

[JinTekyta]

Entertaining to say the least. Good music choice.

[GamerGuy1101]

epic mother 3 music

[thespiderkitty4]

:25 you beat me to it!

[SmallvilleSoraKent]

Tim, you look like Dave Coulier.

[nintendeon]

Epic salad eating with Mother 3 music :D 5*

[MediocreLPs]

Lol I can't believe it's that hard for you to eat salad. I dunno, being a vegetarian makes it easy, i guess.

[pcull44444]

I love how your fast motion swaying makes it look like you're spazzing out for a whole minute. haha

[rayparktoaddm]

haha awesome!

[YSWAWTFOMC]

I could have watched 30 minutes of you eating salad honestly. So that should tell you where I'm at in my life. Well anyways, glad you're trying to eat healthy buddy.

[Lancewiu]

2:01 - 2:02 , Jesus!! I thought you were gonna throw that bowl at me!!

[MyBad9]

is he gay :O? i'm wondering...

[Xv31]

@MyBad9 No...

[wazzo12]

You mentioned your swaying in other videos, but this one makes it REALLY obvious, not to be mean lol.

[gronoth]

ur salad became unhealthy for all that dressing

[Aloyalgamer]

Ah, you told me about this video Mr. Tim! ^__^

One thing you'll like about Salads: you'll have the most epic toilet - fiesta afterwards. XD You better have some toilet paper ready!

[NeverForgetWizet]

0:57 G UNIT lol

This is the Dream man ;(, Brb I need Salad

[AydenSings77]

You don't make friends with salad!

You don't make friends with salad!

You don't make friends with salad!

But apparently JealousGuy can...

[bahamat52]

lol

[FruitPawnch]

I LOVE salad so much I scare my peers.

[nintendude57]

LOL this video is GOLD XD funny stuff I love jealous guy vloggs!!!

[helbovine]

Mother 3 . . . <3

[angelbinrod]

Om nom nom nom! xD Looks like a good salad.

[RtistFrozn]

......why can't my life be as amazing as yours? ;A;

[JP07RULS]

eish i could eat salads like that xD

[pamscookiejar]

you are oddly fascinating...that's all i have to say :)

[Dario8676]

That dressing actually looked pretty good. I'm not much of a salad fan either, but It's definitely a lot healthier than the crap I've been eating lately. Gotta start jogging again soon.

[Chatetris]

same here

[TheVikingBlack]

lol u make even the most simple of tasks totally epic and enjoyable

[BrandonJamesWiley01]

also is that the SSBB nintendo power guide i see?

[BrandonJamesWiley01]

looks like caramel!

[Q9R42]

Keep up the good work, Tim! Maybe you should have some salad on the usual food that you eat; next time! (:

[Cevian]

I have no idea why but that was HILARIOUS.

[Sederwall]

I don't like salad. I don't think there's one raw vegetable that I can eat without gagging... =/

[SuperMuhko]

yeah, same here... kinda sad... no, not really :p

[Markwarrior1]

You dont make friends with salad. You do however make youtube videos :)

[JoshJepson]

Wahaha, Saladtage!

[Zegjita]

I've never seen someone do so much while eating a salad xD

[Redlin5]

How epic! Next time,  do a "Me eating a cake".

[cheapa]

aww i wanted to watch the 20 plus minutes of you lol

[frylock237]

Mother salad-eating montage, awesome