Lemon 'n Bill Episode 2: Ninja Gaiden

[LOLFORLOLZZZ]

I love lemons so, lemons r betr than tomatoes :)

[Spydalm99]

I got the 400th comment. So I should be the lemon of the week ^_^

[TheMysticalNinja]

I was at the unemployment office. They asked me why I haven't had a job in so long so I slammed my hands on the table and yelled "HAVE YOU EVER BEEN A LEMON AND TRIED TO APPLY FOR A JOB!?! IT DOESN'T WORK OUT!!"

[Moonrockbang]

JEWTSOO

[MoldyMooseTeeth]

Lemon 'n Bill - Metroid

[Sosl05]

ingles....

[mullen1997]

thumbs up if you think lemon looks like stewie

[MetalgearAWSOME26]

thumbs up if egoraptor should do an lbp lemon n bill :D

[pr0npwn3rer]

GODDAMN GAYPROFESSIONALS ADD !!! STFU IV'E SEEN U LIKE 312524626 FUCKING TIMES FUCKING FUCK !!11 GAWD 11!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[thatboysledge]

Lemon's don't get jawwwbss! lmao

[uzumakiking]

ITS CALLED A JEEWTSUUUW!

[YourProblem1]

ITSH CALLED A JEWTSEW!!!

[cazmaniandevil08]

okbai X3

[CrimsonSlayer7]

u can juice yourself? um...

[kingtennessee]

ITS CALLED A JUTSU!

[thetariqman]

ROOOOOOOFLL 1:54

[yungbb501]

131 people cant afford jutsu's

[TheJacobsaccount]

lol all 4of the epidsodes are epicly awesome

[roblox184]

roblox184: i eat that lemon!

lemon: why

roblox184: cause you are delicius

lemon: e_o

[b1af]

have you ever been a lemon?

-in fact i have... it was a very sour experience

[Cesariono]

@b1af BUH-DUM-TSCH.

[D1CROM1]

IM NOT GOING TO TELL YOU!!! BUT ITS TOMATO

[Stiksteve]

JOOTSU!

[DocWilyZ]

Cuz I don't have a JOB. Cuz I'm a LEMON. LEMONS don't get JOBS.

[jennythemusicmaker]

Awww my god for some reason whenever Lemon says JUT-SU I burst into laughter. And I assume it's from Ninjutsu rather than Judo, right? :P

[SocialKindOfGuy]

This is the best thing machnima has ever uploaded. True fact.

[ChaimanMeowz]

@SocialKindOfGuy True Dat xD

[Metaknight4569]

STOOPIDASS XD

[BloodedAnimal]

its not easy being a lemon, or being green :( its a sad world

[twistard]

yea NES days ftw

[rexs619]

Why did you copy this..... for some cheap views??? -.-

[goldmagistrate]

Jootsuit=Zootsuit

[KajinGnX]

JEWT SOO

[DJApprenticeAOD]

NO IT'S A FRUIT!!!lol

[jonscupcake4u2eat]

JUT-SU XD

[theuntouchedsecret]

mad fucking funny

[TheExcalibur731]

Lol! It's called a Jutsu!

[MidwayWuzzupman]

episode 6 Castlevania plz?

[dgwillia]

I want a jootsoo :O

And Lol'd

"Hes a pretty good ninja"

[awes0meguy]

"i dont have a job to begin with you stupid ass!!"

[FatalDeath369]

gotta buy a fuckin JOOTSHOE

[kaygee1028]

"Wow...that's a pretty good ninja."

[Swordkirby66]

"I mean look at me, 'ma lemon!"

i love how he said that xD

[Nikovich101]

why is this even posted by Machinima? O_O

[stevencheatcodes]

Lemon:omg the ninjas gonna sneak up on ya here he comes

Bill:omgomgomgomgomg..........­.....

Lemon:hes a freaken cool ninja

Bill:He is.

[hellsing4896]

its awesome

[Mrgoose87]

CAUSE I DONT HAVE A JOB!!

[slayxxdrag21]

when is ep. 3 cant wait for it lolz

[joejoe8151]

its already out check out egoraptors page

[jacthesnak1]

Evil Doors!!

[SirKoons]

Haha, EVUL DOOURS!

[dupdog12]

this is really funny. nuff said

[miniboz12]

whats better being sliced up like tomato or being cut in half and juiced like a lemon

[Urmean15]

JOOT

SEW

[Asbestos101]

jooootsoooo!

[bubbleboy80]

I love good old back-and-forth dialogue like this. :D

[ManualOllie212]

hahaha, what happened to the super fiji bros at the beginning?

[etherman84]

yay finally smething other than the awesome series.. which is still awesome!

[eonizuka22]

Girlchan In Paradise and his transformer paraody = something other than his awesome series. Fail.

[Pheyt14]

Da hell is that thing on the left? A knife? lol

[HeyaySaveTheDay]

Bullet

[pillsburyDoughBoy110]

its a bullet lol....it says it right in the description

[KajinGnX]

ROFL!!! who puts a lemon on a sandwich..... NO ONE

[cel6tics]

I't's so weird I have to laugh lol so funny

:D HAHAHA

[iamjosef12345]

Lol, who puts lemon in a sandwich ... noone. LOL

[drmario520]

this is so stupid, its funny XD JOOTSOO :D

[TriggerHappyJim2]

JEWT SOO

[LemonatoR32]

lol

[charlienutsak]

this makes me want to eat a lemon sandwich.

[TwilightSage89]

Jutsus on sale!

[cloudstrife345]

wow hes a pretty good ninja

[myHEADisAtv]

This is...not so good.

[WulfyGal]

ha ha awesome egoraptor of course

[PRTproductions]

not as funny as egoraptor usually is but still funny

[mudkiptyler]

it is egoraptor!

[ienjoytaffy]

ITS CALLED A JUTSU!!!!!!!

[Elmhurst676]

You guys do know that this is making fun of machinimas, right? Egoraptor said that anyone can make a machinima if you take a character and make him jump around.

[Mogomezu]

It's mindless, but that can be a wonderful thing some times. Not all humor has to be calculated and clever. I laughed my ass off through both episodes, sublimely funny.

[stroms38]

I usually love egoraptor's work but this show is just notstop babbling its just really bad... how can so many people find this so enjoyable? is no one here mentally above the age of 5?

[Dawill44]

Cause it's good babbiling... Check out Home Movies... it has the best babbling ever in any show... Brendon Smalls uses this type of dioloug in alot of his works... like Home Movies and Metalacolypse

[noobasaurus2]

Yes, and both of the shows are fucking amazing.

[speedguy5]

yeah...the nonstop babbling is what makes it funny.

[JohnnyPMS]

i completely agree with you! this is just stupid...

[cloudstrife345]

i just love how he repeats things like jutsu or i'm a lemon lol

[LovelyEuthanasia]

I actually saw a recipe yesterday for a lemon sandwich. Slices of lemon between buttered bread with sugar. Probably disgusting.

[satsugekibukouken]

i put lemon on my sandwitch

does that mean im no one?... AWESOME

cuz no one is perfect

i feel much better now

[monkeypoo1993]

lmfao xDDDDDDDDDDDD, BRILLIANT.

well, look at the bright side, at lest you don't get chopped up into pieces.

[ExAgidyne]

Ratings speak louder than angry comments about how stupid this is lol. funny stuff

[HackedVision]

Who puts a lemon on a sandwich?-

[devinlee53]

no one...

[meNeedTacos]

cuz imma lemmon!!!!!

[RaVagedJokerX]

egoraptor is the best voice-over artist ever

[playbano]

THIS IS BRILLIANT!!!!

[xanisk89]

This isn't funny....like at all...not even haha or heehee or ho ho...nothing it makes me die a little inside which is why I need to go to my corner and cry now.

[cameltraffic911]

if you don't like stuff, don't bother writing a comment at all. cuz all you get back is messeges with people that say that they wanna eat your NOSE!!!!!! :P

[HautecolouR]

people dont understand the awesomeness of egoraptor

JUTSU!!!

[mrsmeatpie]

I like lemons.

Yep.

[Cr4F7D1nN3R]

egoraptor rules :D this doesnt make any sense but still

[TacoRemix]

cmon man. what's the point of these videos?

[Americas13]

YEEEEESSSSSssssssss...........­...

[Embersteel]

no Jamaican tune? NOOOOOooooo....

[xFailBoat]

Is it me or is this kind of stupid?

[TacoRemix]

i've lost about 50 brain cells by watching this. yes. it's kind of stupid.

[madmanpa213]

well atleast no creepy ass sound this time

[Nick3889]

LOL poor lemons can;t get jobs

[towersoflondan]

Is it just me or does Lemon look like Ang out of Xaolin Showdown? xD

[eishikibahamut]

i can juice myself

[Lvl50Fighter]

Hahaha lemon sandwich...I think I might try that now, i'll let you know how it tastes.

[yoiykid]

Well? WELL!?!

[Lvl50Fighter]

It's not too bad actually.

[SoulShock12]

But apart from alot of other people. Im gonna say this cartoon is brilliant. Not because Egoraptor made it (Egoraptor is still very good at what he is doing).

[oceanhell]

This isnt about the animation, its about being random and coming up with the weirdest dialogue one can in the short time throughout a week allows. :P And its great! hehe jewtsew. I hope theres t-shirts.

[primalhunter2]

hahahahah this is so badass

[Devioustanis]

Oh my God, both this and Girlchan officially complete my life.

Egoraptor is a genius =D

[PumpernickelBread9]

That was utter crap. Ugh... a freaking child can ramble on and be funnier than this crap.

[Whistt]

Well, get a child to do this and people will love you too.

Sorry they don't love you right now.

[SoulShock12]

Well, then i would like to see you come up with something better!

If you believe a child can do something just as funny!

[GripState]

naruto

[cnile00]

I understand wanting to shit out easy animations between doing the "awesome" series ... but this is just sad.

[egoraptor]

here's a tissue

[cnile00]

Oh, trust me ... its definitely not a crying kind of sad.

[ZwerrieProductions]

2:14 Ego messed around with the background :P

[IGiveYouMyHeartToday]

jutsu... you know like juts.... like judo

[rammaster13]

Lemon > Tomato. Also Tomato is refrence to Egoraptor's friend TomTomato. lol This is so funny. Some people I guess don't understand Egoraptor's humor.

[battosai810]

It's Tomamoto, not Tom Tomato :)

[WiiMaster20]

TomTomato? you mean tomamoto???

[rammaster13]

Sorry.. I just always calling him that. Tomamoto lol Tomtomato

[egoraptor]

Tomato was not a reference to Tomamoto, "tomato" just popped into my head.

[rammaster13]

lol. Well that's even better. And Jesus Christ, it's Egoraptor. I feel like a fangirl right now. If this was in rl I would ask "CAN I HAZ UR AUTOGRAPH??!?!?!"

[halo3proown]

omg this is so boring...i was falling asleep as i was watching it

[thejojoshabadoo]

Someone;s been watching FAR TOO MUCH FAMILY GUY!!!

[egoraptor]

sorry buster stopped watching that show 2 years ago

[swistony12]

yea but he taking the piss he showing any retard can make a machinima

[swistony12]

lol people who dont like this never come to newgrounds

[xanisk89]

I go to newgrounds all the time....and this is really lame.

[CtanAwesome]

i dont even know why i bothered watching this. this series is getting progressively worse. and what happened? no "creative" song at the end? disappointing. stick to making FUNNY shorts ego.

[egoraptor]

Sorry I was sick so I couldn't do a reggae bit.

[Terzzi]

no reggae :(

[halo3proown]

r u retarded?this video is fucking bs.

[ipkissv]

dude he can make whatever he wants..... he's not being paid to make these, he's doing it because he wants to....

[Nicoleuff]

if this was facebook, id 'like' this comment.

but its not

so.... i agree :D

[MysticAFI]

The voices were more distinct in this version. Nice improvement, ego. I enjoy their conversations for the most part, but I think the best part was when they "interacted" with the ninja. More interaction with the actual game is great. Change is very good in comedy. Having them go on an adventure or something happening to them would create more interest and build your material. I think there's still a lot you can do with this series. Don't stop with 'em.

I look forward to the next one.

[JonTerp]

This isn't funny...at all...

[jvdthwip]

I lol'd a few times. These are certainly drawn out, but I don't know how someone can say it's totally unfunny.

"Sale on jutsus" lol

[starschwar]

Meh. Still not all that funny.

[halodude123456]

Keep 'em coming! This was better than the first!

[LittleSnipes]

this is still boring, you should work more on your awesome cartoons :(

[PGtahtPadraig]

haha egoraptor is awesome :D:D

[jakemaster332]

i love theese vids dont stop makeing them

[DonnyBunny]

JUTSU!!! this is the most retarded thing ever, but its brilliant

[J91DS]

lmao

[playbano]

Awesome!!

[Kuusnelonen]

I love bill.

[Uberpwner01]

lol

[i0npath]

that was completely retarded

[G5hockx21]

LOL at 1:43

[ReaperJackNG]

This was much better than the second. Awesome.

[CarlosJulio20]

didn't you mean the first?

[SadManFreakTard]

WIN

[hydro191988]

nice

[Roxas661]

"I can sit around and play gameboy all day!...That's a good job...NO, Because I'm not being challenged, I wanna learn and grow!...Maybe you should get another job then....I DON;T HAVE A JOB TO BEGIN WITH ASSHOLE!", XD

[Anthagonyk]

rats686 no one care what u want and we are not interested that u are getting the game.

[SomethingReallyG]

ah just like ernie and burt

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[rats686]

do something with fucking like GTA The Ballad Of Gay Tony cuz im gettin the game and i wanna see stuff like that

[BigBizzleShizzle]

i cant get a job im a lemon, well if your qualified i dont kno...

[lpfann]

i donno...not really that funny. Really random but just....

meh.

[5u1c1d3800mm4n]

lol "tomato but tomatos a good guy"

[sickgringo007]

lol wth is Bill? xD

[chipstix4]

Billy bullet from super Mario.

[xhalfdemonx]

a bullet

[Zibbezabbe]

Hes a dildo! Not a bullet!

[Roxas661]

Yeah...realy he's a dildo? That's why the series is called lemon and bill..bill being a reference to Bullet Bills from mario..? T__T

[lpfann]

i think hes a bullet or something...or maybe a nail..