jim norton - rips on bill burr's grandma 2/2

[xxxserialxxx]

"Then I'd open the lips.."

"Easy, Jim"

"No, no.. God bless her, 99 years young. Then I'd open.."

Hahahah.. you can't not love little Jimmy.

[BikiniDeathSquad]

this was so fuckin foul hahahaha

[DeathFromAbove1981]

"hurry up and jerk me off, Used-to-be-relevant" that line kills me.

[eastbaybochat]

hahaha if she doesn't finger the asshole she gets hit" that was great

[ttasi7]

lol, lil jimmy is a gross little creep

[BlueMoonz55]

" Just fuck her and give her some Alpo" OMFGEEE!! OH GOD I DIEEDDD!!!

[WolfTheAtheist]

What are you doing in there dear, "making you a steak" eeeeeeeeeeeee lmfao

[WolfTheAtheist]

@TamporaPantera they ask if she snowballs

[WolfTheAtheist]

@iiwatcher I also sense a jealous douche bag that couldn't get on the radio

[WolfTheAtheist]

@iiwatcher you have no taste in radio cunt

[3234718]

This kills me. I listen to this on my headphones at work and giggle like a tard

[SmallTownRapist]

I've never laughed as hard as I did at 6:23...

[kringles311]

4:55 HOT.

[ghostwhiskey]

"i like IKE panties" ohhh shit

[childofthecorn001]

"go ahead, put them in your mouth....i work in the tv industry"

[jmerrife]

"Shinka shinka shinka!" the grandchildren sing! lol

[TAMPORAPANTERA]

what does he say at 2:20?

They wanna know if she's.......?

[ryanlock2u]

@TAMPORAPANTERA "...if she snowballs."

[Hipno702]

im saying that bill burr has the same kind of fucked up humor as jimmy. but norton is way dirtier. if you dont like him thats ur problem but this whole "this comedians better than this one" bullshit is just getting ridiculous. In the words of the late great richard pryor "have a coke and a smile and shut the fuck up"

[JimmyPSX]

"give the old bippy a fingering" o' lil Jimmy

[EmoSceneKid654]

I couldn't even imagine something else while hearing that because of the pictures. Thanks, asshole.

[123bathinapes]

So then I open up those pussy lips, and then I put my tongue by, and go FBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLB HAHAHA I nearly choked listening to that!! haahahaha

[jamauln1]

"This'll help you live longer, you old whore."

[ErizotDread]

OH FUCK...man, once these guys get going, it's so unbelievably funny! lol

[nortonsgravyleg]

This bit and the All the way May bit make me fuckin laugh like a retard. Holy shit is this funny!

[phizfrail]

hahahah fuckin jimmy

[FlankerVT]

"god bless her"

hahahahahaha

[johnclavis]

And she still drives!

[AUSROTTENY2K]

lol, "did i say that dolores?"

[jonnychadootz]

@AUSROTTENY2K  U forgot the TEE-HEE :)

[AUSROTTENY2K]

@jonnychadootz I just liked that line cause my grandmother's name was Dolores. God rest her soul :)

[jhohcable]

Going down on Bill Burr's grandma sounds like a car being torn in half. WHAT A WHORE.

[Vaxtris]

7:40 OMFG Jimmy!! Nearly gave me a Heart Attack there!!

Jim Norton is THE GOD of Radio Personalities!!

[zeppelinator18]

7:39 LMFAO

[iiwatcher]

This wasn't funny it was fucking stupid. It was like listening to little kids ranking on someone's grandma. Norton took over by sheer motor-mouth vulgarity. He's a fucking hack compared to Burr. Same old adolescent bullshit: fuck, dick, fuck, twat, cum, etc, bc that's all he's got. Note that Burr isn't being pulled into it. He has way more talent than that. I gave them a shot but these radio talk shows fucking suck. They're so stupid I feel my brain shriveling & my IQ lowering.

Burr > Norton.

[koino47]

@iiwatcher try giving ron and fez a shot, theyre good

[iiwatcher]

Gave 'em a shot--they sucked. Radio shows like that are just too stupid for me. But at least R&F often seem to let comedians do their thing while on the show, like do some bits & stuff & they follow along. I'll give 'em that much.

[Hipno702]

@iiwatcher you can hear him chiming in and he's even laughing so ur argument is pretty much null and void

[iiwatcher]

Of course he was, dummy. Do you expect him to go against them? That he's laughing @ their shit means he isn't a better comedian/entertainer than them? They are, for better or worse, part of how he advertises himself simply bc they're on the radio & dumbfucks like you think they're awsome. it gets asses in the seats at his shows. It has nothing to do with whether or not they have any talent. Radio sucks FTMP, You fuckstick retard. Think about what "null and void" means bf you speak next time. XD

[JerFhilm]

@iiwatcher It's not about the bad, filthy baddy bad words, it's his incredible ability to spontaneously construct these fucked up hilarious scenarios. I think you might be distracted by the salty language.

[iiwatcher]

@JerFhilm Anyone can curse. The scenarios are dumb. Just take out all the cursing and see how funny you think it is. I suggest that I am not distracted by the cussing, but that you are fooled by it.

[JerFhilm]

@iiwatcher I still think it's great. The idea of the stereotypical wholesome old gramama engaging in sexual depravity is a very funny juxtaposition to me.

Listen to the clip of Jimmy ranting about how dumb bears are. I don't think there's very much cussing in that one and I was crying lauging. Sorry if I attacked you btw, I turn into a huge asshole if people hate things I find very funny.

[iiwatcher]

Hey to each his own. I find it stupid. I heard jokes like that in elementary school. What does that tell you? Anyone can analyze anything & use words like "juxtaposition" to make it seem more sophisticated than it is. At the end of the day grandma cunt jokes are something anyone can do & don't take much creativity or brains. Listen, I'm no prude; I like low humor too, but even for low humor it ain't all that. But if it makes you laugh then far be it from me to deprive you of your pleasure dude.

[mfads1990]

hahahaha jim norton is a sick motherfucker

[GrundySolomon]

"She paid for the Hotel, what a fuckin whore"

[TCal3772]

lol Deep Dicked.

[EricLynchSucks]

Id fuck bill burrs grandmother and then knock her hat off her head.

[PoilishedMahogony]

did i just say that deloris? TEE HEE HEE

[Adleist]

that part made me piss myself

[hifi302]

lol............omg

[mynamearekid]

This makes me want to cry in shame

[matt0570]

lmao

[markymarkbb]

did I say that Delores? theehee roflmafao!!!!!

[DonBakon]

bills grandmama likes to get pink socked

[ShiksaWithChutzpah1]

Oh man, Jimmy sounds like he's getting turned on by this old people having sex talk, LOL!!!

[johnclavis]

Jim Norton was later found dead. Bill Burr is wanted for questioning. Bill Burr's grandma is wanted for deep-dicking.

[TomMSTie]

A-shink-a-shink-a-shink-a!!!

[Ob5oLeTe]

feed her some alpo LOL

[Drratburn]

Particles of food! LOL.

[theplasteredgaul]

haha denture grip sticking to your cock

[ThousanWhite]

omg!

[TomMSTie]

I literally laughed so hard I got a headache!