SEXUAL THOUGHTS: Oral Sex and Masturbation

[th3awsom3]

I'm uncut

[VeaXiiHD]

muslims too get circumcised o.O

[tychecks]

Hey whats up guys its Ben or EightThoughts and today i will be bring you a sexual thoughts commentary.

[ttaps22]

I am about 99.9% sure the prelude to the song you are referring to is from tha dogg pound... I instantly knew what you were talking about...

see here /watch?v=5cSbB_0MeZo

New sub btw... heard about you through 6lbs

[0doral]

Circumcision is the standard in America.

It was a religious thing, but here it's just what's done when a male baby is born.

Parent's can say no, but the expectation is for it to be done.

[Redpandadoood]

dammit im on the random part of youtube

[ltsreno]

In the Marines when you become a Corporal, you get your "blood stripes" on your dress blues. When you get those you go out and fuck a girl when she's on her period and take her blood and make war stripes on your face with her blood.

[BeatTheHeatNigga]

@ltsreno no.

[ltsreno]

@BeatTheHeatNigga ya actually

[SkatersFlyHigh]

LMFAO 0:45

[giostarwars]

Puss bush lmfao

[DevnokWOW]

I'm uncut :P

70 Thumbs up and I'll get it cut. xD

[BronBron6Flash3]

I think the song was "sex out South" by tech n9ne lol

[volklskier25]

I told my girlfriend I had a cock of gold.... now shes gonna blow me!

[Funnyflik121]

the key to finger banging, put no more than 2 fingers in. and make a "come here" motion with palm facing up, you'll get the G spot

[XXFlamesawXX]

im uncut 2 bitch

[13Noogai13]

@XXFlamesawXX exactly! uncut ftw!!

[kingzcounty22]

The name of the song Eight Thoughts was talking about was "Oochie Wally - Nas" ; I think lol .

[votablepanic]

The song was probably FACK by eminem

[kulpreetg]

what about brown ppl?

[eddyvivas]

The manual ftw

[adamthemonkey21]

About all that hairy dhoti got a fuckin jungle cuz I'm like half portugues and when I even try to fucking shave I get like zigs and shit all around my dick

[cod5cod7zombs]

ELEPHANT COCK FTW!

[BedHeadRedemption]

wtf simples wife sounds like shes 80

[TK71592]

Eating a girl out on her period is called earning your blood wings

[Brett5907]

Road head is the best....

[nativeboytellem]

my cuz's bro in law is named G-Code legitly

[Mw2playaYa]

What do you do if you wanna fuck your girlfriend but don't know how to ask her pleas put in you next CID I subbed

[xxxLOYALTY24xxx]

@Mw2playaYa um man up and ask her

[SuicideChtivi17]

@Mw2playaYa I think they kinda answered this before, get the mood up and "guide" her to it. You could ofc tease the shit outta her till she's almost willing to ask but most guys don't like to take that effort..;

[samuriman1]

GO ANT EATER ELEPHANT COCKS!!!!

[Sundeepb23]

he's talking about the "Fuck Me (Interlude)" from Biggie Smalls "Ready to Die" thumbs up so everyone can enjoy circle jerk of awesomeness in their cars!

[MarcoTheGreat2008]

Is circumcision common in the US? I don't know anyone that's cut... we all have anteaters apparently xD

[mmawrestlereg]

o wow ima g

[Acidant151]

HOLY Shit I watched "something about mary" about twenty minutes before i saw this.

[Cod4isLove]

wwwDOTdicktowelDOTcom

[Sheldontehpwner]

Are you sure Simple minds isn't FPS Doug? It's scary.

[dave00dance]

i gave a rainbow kiss one time (Unknowingly) in the morning i looked in her bathroom mirror and asked her why do i have blood on my face she said she told me and i said i didnt care haha LIES!! i dont care how much i drunk although it might be true. uuuughghg then she made me corn beef hash for breakfast i fucking HATE cornbeef hash i never went back

[Ghostgnads22]

shitty it still makes me giggle a little on the inside which sounds pretty homo 

[TheRAPEtime]

What does a pussy tast like

[Happysox998]

@TheRAPEtime sunshine and red meat so sunshine and steak

[bonly3]

i like ricky chops so much better than hot nurae nancy

[DamianSabre]

This was one of the funniest vids ever. Lmao.

[Pt3rod4ctylNinj4]

im lessoning to this with my mom behind me :D

[HocKeYGuRu96]

i would give my left nut to see what these guys look like

[BBRRAAAAAAPP]

@HocKeYGuRu96 eight thoughts is a tall motherfucker, I race MX with him once and a while ahahah

[Tonyvillanueva94]

lol @ the dick towel i didn't know they sold em in real life. Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia is the shit

[oOGaming213Oo]

FUCK BLOG TV WEN I HAVE SEX NEXT IMMA LIVESTREAM IT :D

[RETERFgb]

thank god you got rid of that whore nancy 

[thebeaterz16]

SEXUELL

[RPDGTS]

69 likes no one like

[mrleahy123]

Catholics, don't get circumsized. Sorry about that.

[colonel081]

@mrleahy123 yea they do bud. its even in the bible

[gonzoboy6]

hahaha i wonder if whiteboy watches this

[aint211]

Be a sexual predator.

[felixdahcat]

I actually checked out dicktowel haha

[MADagain321]

Is it weird to have slightly swollen balls and do u no any sexual remedies to fix that shit

[Mazorism]

@MADagain321 Drip your balls in cold water for 2 hours..

[MADagain321]

@Mazorism fuck tht shit ahaha

[iKaenz]

FUCK ADDS

[benCANNIBAL]

And the last few minutes ruined my fucking sausage, egg and bacon sandwich.

Thanks bitches

[benCANNIBAL]

I honestly wish I had some more mates like you lot :D

[9XxMatty1ManXx9]

im uncut xD

[13Noogai13]

@9XxMatty1ManXx9 uncut FTW!!!

[NobodyYouWannaKnow19]

@9XxMatty1ManXx9 me to

[chelseaforever10]

"Go fuck yourselves youtube!" Don't mind if I do xD

[ITzJaYOhh]

WTF..........lol this has to got to be the most disturbing commentary ever

[Sylinic]

Haha, hope you enjoy the PVR man, ty for le shoutout. :3

[SPANKY544]

i fucking love this seris

[masterkush1234]

Simplemindz your wife doesn't sound as hot as you say

[S1MPLEMINDZ]

@masterkush1234 and sex phone operators aren't as sexy as they sound..LOL! it's cool pimp, people who have seen my wife know the truth. wait until KD 16....someone says my wife looks like one of the actresses we rate. stay classy fucker. waist hug mouth open.

[pkmnblaster]

AWSOME you guys ROCK.

[thacuban13]

I'm Hispanic and I was laughing my ass off.

[RelapsedX12]

Big Pun's Capital punishment is that album 8 thoughts, lmao

[Hexedtemplar]

I always shave my balls because I love getting them sucked.

[EmmzHD]

nice

[home71284]

zyzz refferances?

[PXWrestlingManiac]

I once masturbated in my class... So am i a sexual predator?

[ChubbyKnife]

@PXWrestlingManiac me too...

[MrUrsinhoNick]

going out with a jap chick and she shaves :)

[CharmExclusive]

LOL "Yeoush Dammit!"

I was on the floor hahaha

[1337Foppa]

your intros always cracks me up lmao

[Aeus2095]

I went and jerked it in a Burger King play area on the slide for fun once. Around 10 minutes later, 3 kids go down the slide. I've never laughed harder.

[ThePrayIVReign]

Thank you for not having Nurse Nancy back on. She was too reserved, in my opinion.

[xSmashHeaven]

best sexual stories episode yet

[EmeryAustin]

I once masturbated on top of a middle school.

[bossboys1]

Ur from van?!?!! I'm from Coquitlam

[shankenhiemer]

hahaha "hey bro ur fuckin weird" hahahah

[808SuperMonkey]

9999 ftw

[Rfrankhouser94]

i'm 10000th.

[EpicPancakeMix22]

It says im 9999 th viewer

[jelouse25]

great

[Darkstar2398]

@Shannie91720 zoo what happened?

[darthbrewster]

Another great episode guys, keep em coming (literally)

[Ibekidgamer]

10.000 viewer :D

[GuerreroXBI]

9,999 Viewer : D

[DaMaGinGWaRLorD]

like if ur the 10,000 viewer

[DaMaGinGWaRLorD]

ive also masturbated on a disney bus and off the back of a golf cart.

[Dwright1300]

"Wats up niggas and bitches and kites and duckes and everybody in between" LOL i literally just Laughed my ass off!!

[Sylinic]

@Dwright1300 DUCKES!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Gook.

[Dwright1300]

@Sylinic ooooo i heard wrong lol

[shaunkilla1]

a girl at my school got caught giving head in the computer lab

[WonDerBr34D]

Why are so many people commenting about jerking off in class? That's fucking weird and not something to brag about.

[Rubes94]

lol i jacked off on the middle of a golf course once 

[SSGameVids]

EightThoughts, did YouTube deleted all of your previous thumbnails?

[iLLstrumentals]

space boots space boots space boots

[Iamunnamed100]

If you get Elpresador on I will give you guys waist hugs miurh open

[oOGaming213Oo]

is it wierd that i watched twist her 6 while watching 8motherfuckingthoughts

[BlaBlaidc2]

imma wait with this vid for when im high in few hrs :P

[MaxYouOut]

"Hey bro you're having sex weird" LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

[Phillthy59]

Eating a girl out when she is on the red can be known as: Blackcurrent smile. Or, The joker.

[allstarRB1029]

whats the rag?

[yesok5]

@allstarRB1029 the rag is when a woman is on her period

[ThaMoonMaster93]

i think you were listening to Young Sam's Sex hahah

[xProNubCake]

I once wankedoff in a plane just to get the title, solo mile highclub ;P

[smaster15]

I once wanked off at a friend's house. Not as bad as a bus, but still.

[INazrr]

@smaster15 i think most people have lol

[smaster15]

@INazrr You'd be surprised bro.

[RickyChops]

I came here for the gameplay! Not for some dudes talking about sex! har har

[zeekybom10]

@RickyChops theres clearly something wrong with u then

[burchy118]

@RickyChops har har har 69 likes har har har

[Jaleel374]

Why does S1IMPLEMIDZ's wife sound like mrs puff from spongebob?

[Mrcrow300]

@Jaleel374 Loled

[SuperCyberStriker]

@Jaleel374

You are watching Sponge Bobe right :D :D :D

[MrFreefonix]

i did in class

[Yeevil69]

would it be weird if eightthoughts was a virgan? D:

[Snickerhz]

do a stories it was better imo

[hkreal38]

Asian Sensation gave you that BJ?

[MrSilverGames]

I've always refered to going down on a chick on her rag as "The Dolmio grin"

[siegi55]

hey MR. i'll go to vencouver this summer .... gonna meet u biiiiatch :D

[brett50cal]

8 PEOPLE HAD A CHOICE

[derekhilldoggman]

You should make these longer. Like 30-45 minutes if you can dude. They're way more entertaining than anything else I'm subbed to.

[eazynwa8]

i would love to meet you guys

[outlawstar00000]

It would seem as if about 40% of the comments are like "I'm 12 years old and what is this"

[davidromsnackers]

lol question who the fuck nairs there fucking cock and balls i think that would sting like shit

[eddiemld1]

Amateur Creampies



[Maczust63]

who fells different after they bust a nut like man if i bust before i like do anything im so much better at stuff like im smarter because you can think after when you get a chub u cant think about anything but bustin your sauce

[Android80631]

i masturbated in 5th grade in the back of the class, no one ever knew, thank god i didnt fall back on my chair when i came cause that would of been one hell of a sight

[Maczust63]

man what happens when u hit the breaks real hard because of some fagget driving like an idiot and your gf bites your d off clean not worth it like i get my d wet like everyday and the last thing i want is a fucking dick in my girls throat and im not in the same place as she is bleeding out with a fuckin male doctor trying to find my meat slammer in my gfs throat and im fucking dieing and that mother fucker is gonna try bring me back and to have so much pain with zombie dick so FUCK THAT SHIT

[elsultan69]

The reason why i love my gf , is that she doesn't waste my load , it's always swallowed !

[BlackFloyd94]

@elsultan69 And the semen goes down her throat, into her stomach, through her intestines, out her asshole and down the toilet... what a waste!

[elsultan69]

@BlackFloyd94 LOL , dude , what goes is the unneeded nutrient and waste ... which your body doesn't need ... the useful stuff stays .... that's how ur body works :P

or you can always apply the semen on her skin and let her rubs it ... it's effective against acnes ...

[BlackFloyd94]

@elsultan69 Yeah but semen doesn't provide any nutrients, so it's waste in waste out..

[elsultan69]

@BlackFloyd94 are u serious ? read about it and search for semen benefits , and what its contents .... you would be surprised , and i'm not making this up , this is what i found from my past experiences with girls and how it actually helped them in terms of getting rid of acne in some cases and getting softer skin and to simply glow ....

[BlackFloyd94]

@elsultan69 I was talking about nutritional value, not acne curing. And I seriously doubt anyone could live off semen for even a week.

[elsultan69]

@BlackFloyd94 hummm ... first of all , i'm not talking about consuming semen as the only source of food (even if you are deserted in an island !) ... besides, i'm talking about girls who benefit from doing that. so , the cure factors are in the nutrients that compound the semen. Also, it's pure stupidity to rely on it only. it's an exotic thing that norishes female with benefits. so i don't know what's ur exact point of the argument as i mentioned many valid points here. read about please

[BlackFloyd94]

@elsultan69 Yeah of course you're not talking about consuming semen. "she doesn't waste my load , it's always SWALLOWED"

[taif100290]

I finger bang my girl on the train.

[cmac038]

am i the only one who has urban dictionary open in another tab while watching these to look up some of their expressions?

[SnakeeEta]

@cmac038 lol how old are you?

[cmac038]

@SnakeeEta im a freshman in highschool. i know enough, but they sometimes use some pretty crazy expressions (especially 6pounds). watching these videos is a good learning experience for me XD

[SnakeeEta]

@cmac038 haha yeah i guess that makes sense :)

[Axxiisify]

i like pussy

[123assasin1]

@Axxiisify u want it but u will never get it!!!

[PogoHD]

I once masturbated in the shower.

[RoutinePlay]

I masterbated in my computer class freshman year of high school.. I was so good no one noticed.

[Deentan]

@RoutinePlay haha well done!

[kriptog92]

@RoutinePlay back in the day a kid got kicked out of our school for doing that lol

[RoutinePlay]

@kriptog92 Hahaha yeah. I had the corner of the room to myself.. no one in my row, and was ahead of my computer work so I got bored lol

[XxBENO21xX]

Licking pussy on the rag = Wearing the Dolmio grin.

[plkd1000]

i got my dick sucked by my ex gf on the back of our field trip bus to cedar point 1nce and this bi-sexual girl watched and fingered herself

[dookielbrown]

I whack it at walmart whenever I get the chance. Also, get thunder on this shit, and I love you

Guys.