Shit Jamaican Guys Say (OFFICIAL VIDEO) | PrettyPosh

[DaToBad]

Stay sucking their teeth! My god! i cant stand that.. Only auntiee!

[TickleMeElmoX26]

THESE BITCHES IS NOT REAL JAMAICANS ; THE FUCK DEM AH FALSE TALK LIKE AH JAMAICAN FOR DEM WAH 2 RASSCLOT SLAP INNA RASSS !!!

[thevoid385]

yoo babes..luv uno style...sexy yuh fret

[wiseknowin777]

damn these chicks are kinda fly......de lykkle browning gyal dat a my gyal!! who wan romp wit i? i mon is a bad mon..lol

[cgwhitter]

:35 ....shorty THICK

[liberationlee]

These girls are actually pretty hot.

[imready494]

Bad Accent!

[Ryansbmw]

Light sinked chick looks hot!

[ZapZapMimi]

When I was in Jamaica I heard a lot of "Respect, mon!"

[shalee6]

unoo and yuh bootleg jamaican accent, u sound more bahamian to me, try going there n learn how dem really talk

[876mymy]

Fail!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[iRuss876]

what kinda 1950's camera u usin... geez

[staceywilliam123]

This doesnt even sound jamacian

[eboniesoul]

they should have had better accents...its not the same

[sashoy18]

absolute accent fail...sigh

[Candylushusify]

BREDREEEN!!!



[LionArmor9]

Y'all are too funny and still sexy at the same time. Still convincing, yet still sexy women.

[Obsession4Makeup]

Womp!

[mykillyyy]

kmft dem fucking idiot gyal ya man

[teejayhrc1]

who is the jamaican they sound more like trinis kmft

[DawPitchbaybee]

-.- d bumboclaat a tru stylz

[mssthailr]

lol super cute!



[koolyokam007]

Sucking teeth is an Afro-Caribbean thing point blank. Stop stop the argument.

[cannoir]

actually it is an ALL AFRO thing. I have travelled across africa , trust me , people hiss their teeth everytime. just watch nigerian movies you'll see . if you travel to france or england or even the netherlands , black people also suck their teeth there too.

[alishasguide]

'me love you ah wait.... hi baby'

[TheAndreDesignZ]

FUCKERY!!!! 

[computerizedcobra]

Its obvious that these two are clueless about 'Jamaica talk.' The know the 'phrases' but nuh know a rass how fi pronounce de line dem. De accent wrong!

[grenadiancandy]

sucking d teeth ting isnot just from one particular country ...cuz we grenadians do it all d time..it's a caribbean ting

[CAROBRAVO24]

Hahahaha

[Chicano512brotha]

You suck

[Allimac2012]

tht sucking the teeth thing is a Trini thing..... Not Jamaican

[KianaElyse]

@Allimac2012 actually it is a jamaican thing cause my whole family does it

[simba10126]

look pon r mustache

[CSIMfreak]

u forgot: Psssst, browing

and

U SUMN FAAAT!

[checkavanz101]

Onnu need fi low d stush patois

[TOPNOTCHRECORDS1]

need some more... "me fi tell yuh" "dat ah gwan" "weh yuh deh pon" "ya idiot"

[JayCashStr8Cash]

PLEZZ STOP IT YEA DIDNT EVEN SAY NONE OF THE WORDS RITE

[JayCashStr8Cash]

THE BLACK GIRL GOT SOME BIG TITS

[musicwindsor]

yo a real creature stepper niko!

[Afrojaw329]

my grandma says all this.

[ISLANDGYAL17]

That mustache looks pretty real o.O

[mzbuffbay]

Hahahaha...CHECK OUT "SHIT SOME BLACK BABY DADDIES SAY"

[thomoyac11]

i like how you took some of these from leaning leon!!

[coconut11man]

bubaclaat!

[princessneffy]

Lmbo I'm Jamaican but I find this video hilarious cause my Dad acts like that..

[JJSWIFT100]

that light skinn chick is bad as hell!

[Mbeebeelove]

hehehheheh (^_ ^) funny vid lmao @ "mtchewwww"

[Real2012Talks]

I'm not from JA from Trinidad but I could do better accent den dem..yuhzeeit

[FOREVERdebbs]

i am jamaican and i actually do think they did a good job on this. its a parody so not everything is ganna be 100% perfect... so stop hatin

[Abbiness88]

hahahahaha..im not jamaican but im studyin here n this is so tru lol

[GaZaGiRl15]

@PrettyGirlPosh Are you Jamaican?

[PrettyGirlPosh]

@GaZaGiRl15 Heritage-wise, yes.

[GaZaGiRl15]

@nikasut Uzeet mi definitely agree.... #FreeWorlBoss

[Sagenth]

So if this video is official, there must have been a vote amongst Jamaicans right?

[BrooklyntoBrixton]

They're Americanized Jamaicans. So there slang is probably based on their older relatives who left the island years ago. Cause a real Shit Jamaican Men Say vid would to have PSSST in it. That's their favorite line lol.

[Kelahboo91]

i thought it was funniii.. and the accents were not that bad, yu ppl should stop taking everything so seriously

[lilideedee]

What Caribbean country y'all from?

[lilideedee]

The accent was so off

[funkbrother216]

Miss Cleo sounded more Jamaican than this! FAIL, Mon!

[PrettyToez07]

So what does "eeeeeeeehhhhhhhh" mean? I hear Jams saying this all the time. I even hear Beenie Man saying it in his songs...LOL

Hit my inbox up because i probably wont be checking this topic anymore

[tshaiyanique]

@PrettyToez07 lol well how to put this my explanation would be that it would kinda mean yes or true and often goes before fi real .

example : person 1: da video yah lame innu man

 person2: eeeeeehhhh fi real

[Seancarter2010]

You don't get off that easy by saying it was a parody so the accents are suppose to be ridiculous. It's a parody the shit is suppose to actually be funny.

I get where you were trying to go with it but you could have done better.

[mzbarbiedolli]

yall accent shud b stronqer but it was gud

[Swaggerhood22]

U do a terrible impression of a Jamaican guy

[19NewYork61]

*half

[19NewYork61]

My Jamaican side of the family never suck their teeth :/ I'm quater Jamaican cus my dad is hal Jamaican but my mums half Irish & sometimes she sucks her teeth! Weird? But this video is funny

[Seancarter2010]

@19NewYork61 is your dad from the Island because that shit is regular kid.

[missuniqueolive]

You sound fresh eh you cant chat patois

[EDRPOS]

It would have been funny if it's were actually guys...FAIL

[SmooveKido]

I think the reason they made this video is because NO ONE CAN UNDERSTAND WHAT JAMAICANS SAY. Thanks for clearing it up.

[thechauffeurxyz]

The accents arnt authentic but it's a parody so its not supose to be 100% pure. But this was funny, so true.

[Neeka693]

LMAO "My yuteee" 

[QuiaNeHia]

i must say, the teeth suckin is on point

[SNOOPYWON1]

why do Jamaican guys suck their teeth so much lol

[DevaniRouge]

Lol @ the Jamaican sausage part. Sumbody's been watching Leaning Leon. Bullet!! Sounds Caribbean, not Jamaican, cuda put in more tings in dis vid. J'can guys seh much more dan dat. This vid was ok tho ^_^

[richiehard1]

yuh eva have di jamaican sausage?..yuh want it... lol

[bondifiedshawty]

lmao i swear the fearskin girl lookin like ah fella down by me

[ClansmaClan]

BREADRIN!

[christinakaterina]

the accents are supposed to be ridiculous...it is a parody. Watch the other "shit people say" videos. the whole thing is based on stereotypes...and is supposed to be overly exaggerated.

[PrettyGirlPosh]

@christinakaterina If I could like this comment 983986768388867478943747489492­78474 times, I would. THANK YOU! Lol

[JuJuForREAL]

@christinakaterina still supposed to be realistic in a sense. the accents flat out suck in this...not exaggerated. sounded like full americans(no jamaican roots) trying to do the accent.

[kimby80]

LOL @ suck teeth!!!!!! Lie yuh a tell!!!!!!! They sound like they maybe have Jamaican parents but grew up in the US or Canada. Cute video, lol

[jlovely92]

yes it was a real accent, but it was damn sure funny and true !

#Team Jamaican:)

[GlobalSass]

Love it! Very true.

[kemzzz0]

dem fake as fuccckkkk

[theJamericanLife]

hol on hol on..is who?

[blackeee1]

llh

[laila00985]

Lmao!!! :D

[TheStacykeys]

JaFAKEan accent

[raloushy]

Shit Jamaican Guys Say: tssssssssswwww... yow man.... haowdjamnxasjbcid aihdnbckhsvddue ugbdajdbvhcja uahdnb

[chanjohn15]

*KISSTEETH*

[StachaCharnise]

Lol *me ah can lick it un deh backside*

[meleahdm]

ha when both top comments say the same thing

[cjkmeikle20]

what happen to "kiss mi neck", "blow woh", "dat nah mek it" lol... need to do a part 2

[Koneko2Klassy]

Aha! This was funny. My favorite one so far. What's with that sound they make? I saw it on a Trini video too. It's cute. lol

[BallsInYourJawsBitch]

What Jamaicans say... WHAT?!

[NewbianGem7]

Hilarious

[RoccoDandanna1990]

lmao yoo this on point buuut ya forget "wha happ'n" and "zeen" if yall sed it i mustve over heard it..good job tho

[favored81]

lol

[jaykay12345678901]

Yo im jamacian an i Here this in conneticut all the time! lol

[barbiejennyxoxo]

Did that girl have a mustache?

[nikasut]

I am Jamaican and I don't 100 % percent feel the "jamaican" in this video.... "you waan two lick inna yuh backside" was soooooooo awkward and a definitely a fake Jamaican accent

[mjark0210]

@nikasut all of it sounds OFF

[Thaboy1nda]

@nikasut its a parody - a comedic exaggeration of stereotypical characteristics

[nikasut]

@Thaboy1nda Well honestly this is how a good majority of Jamaican men behave so its not really exaggerating, however if their accents were real, it would give us a more realistic feel.

[xosmexxichickxo]

im Jamaican is this is pretty much accurate lmao

[nikasut]

@xosmexxichickxo Are you sure jamaican cause the girl in the yellow obviously has a fake accent so it kinda doesn't sound jamaican to me.

[classydelight]

lol yessssss lol im american and ive heard ALL OF THIS when i lived in miami lol

[shyboy04]

fuuuuuhhhh i say almost all that shit... hahahaha

[ItsNicoleNM]

BOMBOCLAAAAT!

[Dbaby07100]

U forgot Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[stillphil]

luk pon dem THIGHS !!!

[jaeash1111]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[XEnfluenzaX]

LOL so true!

and im not jamaican im trinidadian. big difference.

[iiTagz]

lol there accent is weird and im jamaican LOL the way how they say stuff is funny xD

[OhShhhugaSuga]

All you have to do to understand this garbage is drop your education level down to kindergarten and you should be able to get it. This is embarrassing.

[talkindurinthemovie]

AS an american I will admit I have no clue what you're sayin but yall look adorable

[OhhKeniah]

A Lot Of The Stuff They Say Is Similar To Belizeans (= Lol'

[kalipassion04]

@OhhKeniah The hell it is....Belizeans and Jamaican do not sound the same at all. Belizeans like to clown people in almost every ting wi say. <---Belizean gyal

[OhhKeniah]

@kalipassion04 To Me They Kinda Do..

[bekawild]

BUMBACLOT!!!!!!!!!!

[EdwardNigma48]

yo is that a stash?

[gazaprincess123]

bomboclat!!!!! lol

[nayonico]

rotf!! this junk is hilarious

[Lisa13245]

My family is Jamaican, I'm crying.

[AnimePandaLover13]

@Lisa13245 why

[Lisa13245]

@AnimePandaLover13 Because it's funny!

[potterbond007]

english?

[Safijah]

BREJRIN!!

[sweetchixter224]

yuh want a lick in yuh backside

[rochelle91]

wow that is all me can seh right now

[keke145]

This would have been a lot funnier if they could actually speak patois properly!!! Get some real jamaicans to do this.... BUM-BER-CLOT....it's BUMBACLOT?! smh

[dimplez8081]

SOOOOO true, its a shame

[HOneyyBrOwnx3]

"my youttt" LMFAO done

[JrodLuvn]

Damn, the light skin gurl makes for a handsome dude.

[CosmeticxObsession]

"baby luvvvv" lmaooo! too funny!

[defhex]

lol! STTTUUUEEEPPPPSSS

[RikaJamaica07]

I cried! too funny!

[DaFugee15]

Me nuh cyaar big mahn dis

[RetrorespectiveGirl1]

this was jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[18QueenHearts]

eeee...baybe gurlll....cum 'ere..pretty likkle ting...lol....cant forget those too!!

[leahottley19]

lmao real talk ..cant forget wah gon on star

[1990banks]

hahaha Too Funny

[notyoave]

Silly!

[ShellyBellyDbcccc]

lol we say most if not all of this....but it would've been funnier if you sounded a little bit more like us because hearing it just sounded awkward lol

[DutchessRedd]

i love this vid!!!!!

[DredScott810]

YOW!!! The yellow net tank....Mi dead wid laugh! & at :17-23

DEAD!

[jessomglol]

RAAAASCLAAAAAT

[angrydotcom]

they forgot battybwoi

[Sahbisun]

Kissing their teeth/sucking teeth...lmao!!! I don't know why, but I use to think that was sexy. Mm hmm...lol

[minibee12]

Baby love...

[tashired]

I knew we (Jamaicans) had to make it somewhere in these parodies. Big up yo self girls, unuh represent well. Shit I'm a girl and I know my bf would i agree I sau hallf of those things myself lol.

[onometopoeia]

Both actors are very pretty, but the light-skinned one is also very handsome as a dude lol.

[sluttymanatee]

bumbaclottt!

[eachhitmedium]

so good



[Janaciaful]

im Jamaican and i live in Jamaica and the guys here dont say most of that shit no more....most of the shit u said are the late 90s and early 2000

[mjsquared87]

IMM JAMICAN AND THAT WAS FUNNY TO ME

[sexydeedeedee]

lol



[chalant08]

the light skin girl = pretty as hell

[chalant08]

blouseanskirt!!!! lmao

[shakira33]

brethrennnnnnnn.lol

[forte667]

this is horrible

[resheena03]

Sh*t all Caribbean men say!

[UmmaAfrica]

LMAOOOOOOOOO the jeering starting at 0:15

[mscalifornication88]

i think the sound is bad for this video, i only actually understood a few words... or i suppose that's the joke haha

[jfierce18]

bus shot fi dis video 'ere, ya nuh starr. ah true all ah dis true.

[LadyLuckFilms]

All I understood was "Jamacian Sausage" lol

[NUBF]

@LadyLuckFilms do you waaaaant some?