Ross Bennett at The Actors' Temple Benefit 3/28/11

[RossBennettComic]

So I sent this to my friend Dick Capri, here was his response: "Funny stuff, but the brown coat makes you look like the coach of a High School basketball team. Black is funny, dark blue is funny (but only at a Matinee). White you wear only at a Chinese funeral. If you haven't worked The Concord you don't know how to dress. Good Nite and God bless."

[XCritonX]

I feel bad for the other 15% of Americans who don't live near a Walmart. Congress will address this issue soon with the Americans living farther than 20 minutes form a Walmart Releift Program, or ALFMWRP. With an acronym like that how can it go bad.