The best Stalker BUG

[haukaable]

ale masz armate

[OPchanUBA]

He has the strangest boner...

[PM011]

@Binkeh9 It's not a feature, it's an anomaly.

[pRopaaNS]

Monolith have done some rly crazy experiments there..

[MultiKaskata]

Such a life in the zone..

[GamerInTheHousexd]

PINGAS!!!



[np91HuK]

хахахаха это он дрочит так

[m2mihulja]

I like funny bugs, but some things are way out of line. In STALKER SoC for example, in my favourite map - Pripyat there is a this shitty hamster. And if I go shot it, the game crashes! And if I don't shot it it steps into anomaly and game crashes again! For this reason I even can't play that map.

[WTFSexyHeadphones]

That...is mah kind of man. Why'd ya have to kill him? We could of had such a great time together.

[WhiteOps7]

that are the bugs of german games

(german language)

[Adrenalin844]

I wonder what happens when he ejaculates...

[McFat767]

ROBOCOCK

[epochpenors]

I found a guy dead from a fire anomaly, and his dead body was lying in a position where the continous pillar of flame was coming from his crotch.

[Conjuerd]

@epochpenors funniest damn comment i ever read man thanks for that

[ziomallex1]

PINGAS

[Remington510]

Hmm, I see that's not thing I'm looking for. I'm playing SoC with mod Faction Fronts 2.1 and modded Max_Weight. But after wisiting a bartender and selling A TONS of stuff to him i went to arena roof to look a sunset (looks pro in that mod). Then i got total lags... I went with lags to the bar, and saw that he dropped all the items I sold to on the ground (blocked part of bar)... So now there's about 1000 items sparkling on the ground and lagging me -_- ... Any way to at least reset/remove them?

[mrwernerwinter]

cool



[jordan9331]

i thing thats the solution for "how to kill, kitty (idk the name) in metro 2033" =)

[xyo991]

is this stalker soc?

[JRTJake]

Such are times in the zone

[EdwinLokoXD]

Duty Comander : "For this mission you have to kill all the stupid monolith guys WITH YOUR GUN, NOT YOUR COCK!!!"

Strelok: "im sorry about the last failed mission, all the radiation from the reactor blows my cock, but i need to pee!!! "

[MrArsenioOro]

now, y would you like this so much to call it the best stalker bug? hmm

[trexattack]

@MrArsenioOro it certainly is one of the most fun ones :)

[starter656]

and thats the reason why women are not in the zone

[jongredic]

In Soviet Russia, gun cocks you!

Someone had to say it... I think I heard someone say "Get out of here STALKER". I'm sorry, I'll leave :(

[yoyorickboy17]

Is that a gun in your pocket? or are you happy to see me?

[wowKrazy]

He really needs to put that shooter away

[TheLeftyBass]

is it just me or he's moving look his gonna shoot XD

[Learil]

I wish it was shooting :D

[Tomyeta1]

you know i went to X18 and the Psuedo-Giant was dead and head a ton of pistols all over it, like it was a magnet. and heres the catch. a Gauss Rifle was glued to it

[ApfelMitBirne]

i really dont want to see how this guy reloads... xD

[Ruslan14xD]

аххахааххаха)))такого я еще невидел)

[Mach10Guy]

I once killed 3 enemies and they were standing on top of each other XD

[SpektralKush]

always gun your cock.

[CyboTyaS]

Tut das nich weh?

[minotarr]

haha LOL! N.1 bug!

[bgrdr]

that's why you should go easy with those pills :)

[lassimikael]

GAWD! His gun is long, hard, expensive and most probably broken.

[bojo000]

wow that gun is very rare and shoot jizz everywhere

[pRopaaNS]

It`s good thing he can`t shoot that gun anymore... I would only imagine how monstruous that guy was when he was still alive.

[draconpost]

Ummmm... mista are you ok? Cause I think you have a gun in your crotch. You better watch that load XD

[saithtam]

While I do agree that this is funny, this is not a bug, it is simply a gun that was randomly misplaced... in his crotch

[LGbat]

did you use cheats?.. because im pretty sure youre over the inv limit.

[miguelcob]

@LGbat who cares ._. ... dont you see that is a guncock?? a GUNCOCK D:!!

[LGbat]

@miguelcob yes i did see the guncock. and its funny .

[rocelko]

all soldiers of the liberty faction are insane just like the monolith

[zybi123456789]

haha

[Samik9101]

now the bug guy is sleepeng and dreeiimg that medkit his best freind and u pick from him a medkit!!! results:::

[STALKER25100]

)))_)))))))))

[MeteorArmageddon]

huehuehuehue.... No.

*thumbs down*

[toastboy13]

ive had a similar bug happen when i played far cry 2. i killed some guy and when his gun fell it was standing on the stock then when he fell his gun got jammed into his throat (not through the mouth) and he just kept jiggling around

[kommandojoe]

THEES, THEES IS MIA WEAPON.

[MasterOfRampage]

HAHAHAHA!

[jimcoolfilms]

die yanking

[geor1002]

horny monolith :D

[MalAmen666]

lol, "die hard"...

[Gordon101Gordon]

So thats the size of his gun!

[erthtally]

When he shoot's......he shoot's. Perfect way to get rid of a hooker.

[jimcoolfilms]

lol

[Mr1970Lake]

Ето на радаре

[MehdenMax]

TOO MUCH VIAGRA !

[esibrivs]

Brake Dance :D

[yoyorickboy17]

is that a gun your pocket or are you happy to see me?

[Mihalyovsky]

Gundick :S.......xD

[klenerwolf]

hahahahaha omg 

[pancho000111]

I am heavy weapons guy, and THIS is my weapon.

She Weighs 150 kilograms, and fires 200 dollar custom tooled cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute. it costs 400,000 dollars to fire this weapon, for 12 seconds...

[ahcidkdfj]

HOLY SHIT.

[razschi]

talk about cocking your gun... XD

[AETrainingDavid97]

No one has said Zoner Boner? Really?

[Flindt666]

Thats how you know you're a true gamer... You see something odd and you shoot it! :D

[VoenOVG]

Fuckogun

[thespartanlegoguy]

It costs 400,000 dollars to fire this weapon... for twelve seconds :D

[CrazyMan2140]

i touched your gun

[xXboyrussiaXx]

lol

[MrDeved21]

Here into place of automat sword =D

[noobsmasher123]

its "avtomat" :)

[SixTacchini]

Boner Bug

[Jonzcool]

he really likes that dumpster

[IskArioT27]

nooooOOOOOO don't take my medi pack !!

plss nooo pllsss... im gonna wank watch :D

...not funny ?? noooooo.... :(

[antipilot007]

ha ha ha pod stolom.....

[EdwardMarshall1982]

A.I. bob "hey you seen from dusk till dawn?"

A.I. frank "yeah once or twice."

A.I. bob "remember the guy with a revolver for a dick?"

A.I. frank "wish I didn't."

A.I. bob "well check this out!" *ZZIIIIPP*

A.I. frank "oh my god. its so...huge."

A.I. bob "I know, but let's keep this a secret. I'm kinda wanted for killing 3 prostitutes....it's a long story."

[seamoretwillnant]

A sitcom is now necessary.

[SweHuntah123]

lol

[legogunyfuny]

cheater! omg! items in the inventar

[gerickjohn2142]

omg, poor Wall. XD

[EaterOfTheSoulsdude]

youre so mean. using his errection as a way to get veiws. (insert sarcasm here)

[OverlordSTALKER]

Джигит...

[Bombargo333]

You know in Chernbyl area arent any womans so...

[ZelaZombie]

lol yea i noticed tht too I asked my Friend if he seen any and he said its jsut a sausage fest

[TheGogoification]

By the way in my game when i kill somebody and he is dead,he starts to shake his head like he is in a disco :D Sometimes the fingers :D

[ripazha1337]

Jeez, how the hell does he pee?

[alex1polska]

Whoa he haz a long barrel

[GordonFreeMANness]

Калаш мне в зад...

[troublesome211]

guncock, a common but fatal condition in the zone

[anatepa]

haha, nice.

[FiFiGiN88]

@troublesome211 its the effect of radiation:P

[DraikonNZ]

I don't think I've had that glitch before, the "slingshot" glitch is hilarious though

[feketepeon110]

lol power of the viagra

[TommyBloxxer]

/o/rgasm

[0941716]

Хахаха, афигеть)

[VadimPogarsky]

АХаххаха))))

[ShakeITyEA]

Touch my PINGAS

[Borodanexus]

This is stalker reflex - he is trying to run out with things what he have in pack.

[Kolashov]

he can come hit me ANYTIME baby ;D

ha-ha-ha-ha !

[Davidf109]

ITS BEST!!!!!!!!!!!

[Zotac91]

чувак виагры перебрал xD

[DaBuzz92]

i got better bugs :D

[dodoslovensko]

post it please.

[Crunker2]

Ha! XD

[dapke112]

realy best bug xD

[WhatTehFux]

He's having an orgasm lmao.

[Najemnik94]

SUCK HIS COCK!!

[dasani991]

Suck Lead!

[speedyguydima]

he raped the monolithian!

[runescape0wnz22]

god, i wouldnt want to be shot by that..

[DJARM03]

hahahaha

[Nikovich101]

It must be some kind of mutated boner :O

[hydremajor]

WHO TOUCHED MY GUN ?!?!

[TommyBloxxer]

@hydremajor

Oh no, who touched sasha?

[MrFrederiktorp]

WOOOW WHAT A HARD ON!!!

[ekici123]

lol hes jerking off XD

[inuysha360]

lol "i came"

[DZIKIGUAR]

OMG It's Porn XD WE MUST REMOVE THIS FROM YOUTUBE :P

[s4mf15h3r]

OMFG MONOLITHIANS ARE PERVS

[BUTTERYSHOTGUN]

ahahhahahahahhaha

[UndeadDarksimi]

Is this on the Way between the first Monolith camp and Prypjat, by the bunker?

[AlanTheCrazyDude]

Some kind of a......erection : \

[alinthelion]

hahaha what a dick :))))

[gaffelnskje]

kill him. he is in pain XD

he got spasms and cramps XD :D

great video man ^^

[WolfmanAWS]

He's firing his Love Gun.

[SSGTTailsJenkins]

He had an erection!

[WolfmanAWS]

This video made my day.

[StevieMMC]

omg xD

[LumiRock]

LOL ... hope he's not a kid..!!

[dragon200s]

a jakiego ma durzego i metalicznego hahahahaha xd 6/5

[tomeklektorpl]

watch it!!! he can kill u by penis :P

[gsp1995]

"Hey, Marked One! Come here and join me!"

[1992CCCP1992]

this is no fake i have seen it at my gameplay at kruglovs his anamys

[Dominykas14]

no dont shoot

[CreepyIron]

"Hey Marked One! What do you think about my PINGAS-RIFLE?"

[CssPrototyp]

Is this his tail ? xD

[Ignas39]

I wonder what would have happened if you took out the gun out of the guys croch? If there is any errors in my english, please corrct me. :)

[VeryGooDiS]

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­

[Janika6666]

XDXDXDXDXDXDXD

[paulallard123]

here a pretty funny glitch: save ur game when u enter the arena when the camera is roaming. then when u load the game theguy youre facing wont move. also sometimes theres a guard in there. and if you shoot the guy in the last overhead cell he will fall out of it XD

[Tommygun1135]

Imagine when he has it on. Ouch.

[GoLfY3003]

funny

[Timmxdwdh]

fat orgasm xDD

[DevilDog016]

Radioactivity can do good things too, see?

[LilAlfiq]

His partners make him wear a kevlar.

[sgD989]

funny

[arksolo2]

Wonder what the wemon feel...

[BrettObie]

poor bastard gets so horny in his sleep he fucks the pillar LOL

[4e34e3]

hmmm... nice

[WesternWhiteWolf]

Well he's very well endowed....

[MusicVampirer]

DAMN

[CDROMNOMNOM]

EXTREME ORGASM!

[friik100]

HAHAHAHAAA YUP!

[marinegunman13]

what a way to go. die with a hard on.

[manian112]

Hmm...

Let me think...

*asks from dead body*

Did you wander near that nuclear plant when it did fail?=D

[darthsony123]

ak-47 DILDO! lol!!!

[pawel1818]

Can you get out that rifle from body ?

[BATTLECATT00]

(laughing very hard...)

[Gr1Ng00]

damn ..some jerk RAMMED a whole riffle in his anus ...so deeep and crule .... it was your duty to KILL him after all ! :P ..

[friik100]

Rofl!

[kaho1821]

his laid is in danger

[khaosfaction]

:O hes wanking it!

[stalkergunduzler26]

:)hahaha

[gondorguard92]

SON OF A GUN

[GanDuumar]

He's little friend is two.barreled ;)

[Moty23m]

he's a drunk little fucker...:))) with a gun like that, i would be rolling down like a disko cloun too :))))))

[SirithHeruwen]

Wow, that's the biggest shadow of chernobyl yet.

He's like all DUFF.

[mieszalniapasz]

Someone stick gun into his pants :))

[Clavittarius]

That's some serious mutation there.

[grupiento1986]

oh, that's big... I think he is an alien.

[PrisonnerofToday]

Man, you just can't keep those Monolith guys down...

[IggyHazard]

And it's an AN-94, even! It has a barrel that reciprocates when fired. Imagine what that would lo0k like in this situation. XD

[scrulez111]

massive damage

[Akshole]

Thats a big stick you got there sonny.:)