- "Nope, no matter how bad they seem, they can't be any better, and they can't be any worse, because that's the way things fucking are, and you better get used to it, Nancy. Quit yer bitching."
Since we're sharing, why favorite church line is "When it goes off, I'll be fine. It only affects computers, remember? And I, am a mother fucking ghost!"
damn i love blues, Lead Belly, Robert Johnson, BBking, etc, and believe or not The Trocadero "Blood Gulch blues" just moved up the list...it make wanna give high fives and eat sandwiches with my feet...
rvb animated was abandoned. they said it was too expensive and too time consuming. they felt they couldnt make it the way they wanted with the constraints that were put on them
@cOoPsPrOdUcTiOnS i got caboose and i gotta say, and i dont know if its a good thing or a bad thing, but even my friends say i act and talk like him :3
Cool dub, it actually fooled me for the first ten seconds of the song, then I started to wonder where the audience was. Very concise and good editing talent. Truly a credit to your work.
my fav church line is "i got a missing girlfriend, a guy who's pregnant,an idiot who thinks his pet just died,and our most hated enemy is hanging out at out base unsupervised right now so i really-really -REALLY don't have any time for this horeshit right now!"
Roses are red violets are blue one day we'll cruise down the gulch avenue Its red vs red and blue vs blue its i against i and me against you Violets are blue roses are red living like this when were already dead hop in my car - dont have any doors its built like a cat it lands all fours it drives like a puma it drives on all fouaaarr! its red vs red and blue vs blue
@ChaosMarine13 Whatever channel would have guts to do that. First, it's based off a game series, secondly, it has plenty of violence on a reguler basis. I guess if they chose to maybe redo a LITTLE of the lines to keep it pg13, it may get to channels like adult swim!
"Oh, you know what, you could bitch about anything, couldn't you. We're gonna get a tank, and you're worried about chicks. What chicks are we gonna pick up man!? Firay, and secondly, how are we gonna pick up chicks in a car that looks like that?"
Burnie/Church is great, but I like Caboose/???? better (crap, know I can't remember his name!). This song is still great, though. Yeah, monkehsFTW, that doesn't make sense, but we didn't post it.
No, the guy has a point, all the crowd shuts up, the keyboard changes volume and at the start (of the song) and 2.19 you can see the drummer actually doing something different.
actually they always meant to do more, its just that coagulation(or blood gulch) is not in Halo 3, so the new series is to be set on valhalla or possibly standoff
ok you would have hoped that the makers of halo 3 would have made it just for the RVsB guys because they are one of the main promoters of the Halo trilogy
RVBTO II had just Nico and that rocked! But the whole band really put everything together and I was able to get their special CD which was incredible! Great job on the videos as always Microbe :)
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But over all BEST is this one from CABOOSE :D from one of the PSA's :P
"Caboose: Yeah, that was super hard. Don't try that.
ODST: You jumped over a sand dune.....it didnt look dangerous...
Caboose: Then how did I lose all my fingers?
ODST: What?! Caboose: Ah! Just kidding!
ODST: Fucking idiot...
Mabswer 2 days ago
- "Nope, no matter how bad they seem, they can't be any better, and they can't be any worse, because that's the way things fucking are, and you better get used to it, Nancy. Quit yer bitching."
Mabswer 2 days ago
Since we're sharing, why favorite church line is "When it goes off, I'll be fine. It only affects computers, remember? And I, am a mother fucking ghost!"
WickedJ133 2 weeks ago
My favorite Church line? I would have to be: "I AM LEONARD CHURCH AND YOU WILL FEAR MY LASER FACE!!!!!!!"
EpicStudiosUSA 2 weeks ago
my favorite church line is AND THIS IS THE VOICE OF GOD!!! GIVE UP YOUR EVIL WAYS, JOIN THE BLUE TEAM!!!!
Thehalomanable 3 weeks ago
how the F do i play that please somebody find me guitar tablature!
TNTpotato 10 months ago
damn i love blues, Lead Belly, Robert Johnson, BBking, etc, and believe or not The Trocadero "Blood Gulch blues" just moved up the list...it make wanna give high fives and eat sandwiches with my feet...
Alas07X 1 year ago
two noobs missed the like button.
TheAddicted2fun 1 year ago
@TheAddicted2fun nope its Caboose
Discoman420 1 year ago
@Discoman420 nope omega rage disliked it and gamma lied and said he disliked it
link7221 6 months ago
Don't worry, Burnie is consulting with Monty about making a full CGI RvB series instead.
MrROFLman22 1 year ago
rvb animated was abandoned. they said it was too expensive and too time consuming. they felt they couldnt make it the way they wanted with the constraints that were put on them
Ragnarok327 1 year ago
Yup, that's Church/Epsilon alright. Wonder what happens when the Red's voices start to shout during the performance?
bononcrusher2 1 year ago
I have a crush on Church, but not Burnie Burns. LOL
vinappleinc 1 year ago 3
@vinappleinc *facepalmez*
bononcrusher2 1 year ago
@vinappleinc Facepalm x2 Lol. ^_^ I always pictured Church as a young 20's guy.
EmpererDevian 1 year ago
@EmpererDevian You're in luck. in season 9, we MAY see what's underneath those helmets.
bononcrusher2 9 months ago
hey did anyone know that rvb is going to be o t.v bot ia cartoon formasion
dabuenmetrix 1 year ago
@dabuenmetrix Hate to burst the bubble but the idea was junked.
bononcrusher2 9 months ago
@cOoPsPrOdUcTiOnS were did you take the quiz i want to take it tell me!
halofan8198 1 year ago
@cOoPsPrOdUcTiOnS i got caboose and i gotta say, and i dont know if its a good thing or a bad thing, but even my friends say i act and talk like him :3
katt800 1 year ago
@cOoPsPrOdUcTiOnS yeah cause all of those tell the truth
rainbowdragon999 1 year ago
@cOoPsPrOdUcTiOnS its called what red vs blue character are you and its on facebook
evonyrules 1 year ago
Whoever was the cockbite who disliked this video deserves to beaten to death with his own skull
riopieboy 1 year ago 5
@riopieboy
"That's Physically Impossible!"
AxCrege 1 year ago
@riopieboy it dosent seem physicly possible yea thats what jimmy said
JackCaddy123 1 year ago
I took the which Red vs Blue Character i was, and i turned out to be Tex. How ironic since im 100% guy. lol Well i have the personality of Tex.
Ratkill9000 1 year ago
i took that quiz i got grif maybe because im lazy :)
evonyrules 1 year ago
@Ratkill9000
Same but I got Sarge
because i'm awsome
KingKaleb30 1 year ago
i find the chick pretty attractive is that just me?
DashRizer 1 year ago 2
@DashRizer your not the only one
evonyrules 1 year ago
Joel Haymon plays caboose. geaof plays grif. matt plays sarge.
Dimiser 1 year ago
bernie plays church? O.O i didnt no that. then who plays caboose?
imitator426 1 year ago
boooooooooooooooooo
tattooedinxsman 1 year ago
@tattooedinxsman you will be killed with you're own skull for saying that
RaptorGears 1 year ago
i like who the actors made this song!
Simok1234 2 years ago 2
the girl on the plays tex or shelia
jaypay91 2 years ago 2
@jaypay91 its neither dude i've met both of those voice actors and neither of them is that person
Caboose2793 1 year ago
@jaypay91 i like shelia and tex, they are almost the bes...grif and caboose are the best
HaloPlayer96 1 year ago
love this song.and it amazes me that a HAlo machinma series gets its own tv show and band that writes sonmgs for it.
Nite1343 2 years ago 2
lol burnie looks so much diffrent now :)
swords57 2 years ago 3
the keyboard really makes this song.
tripprocker 2 years ago 2
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i love this song
zillahez13 2 years ago 4
The actual song is straight from the RvB intro.
jeffdudel 2 years ago 2
They write all of RvB's music... That could be why
JosephTL384 2 years ago
I know. I was just throwing that out there...
jeffdudel 2 years ago
look under trocadero
dantesoul2 2 years ago
they use the beginning riff in the intro in Red vs. Blue
Miol92 2 years ago 2
jeah thats because its the intro music for all the seasons of the bg cronicles
FireXtheRipper 2 years ago
Its the RvB theme song...
jhuffy886 2 years ago 3
dope fiend blues = OWNAGE
SouthernCalifornia69 2 years ago
I absolutely LOVE the beginning quality of this song. HA PUMA XD
Pepsifresh14 2 years ago
dude I love this song
lomeli500 3 years ago
I looked on itunes but can't find it
wilhelmstudensteck 3 years ago
Limewire, don't use blood gulch blues, use red vs blue music
fylorama369 3 years ago 3
search up the band name
ravensfan021 2 years ago
anyone know where the guitar tab to this awesome song can be found?
shakauspride 3 years ago
go to Trocadero's official website. FAQs.
B24moose 2 years ago
Cool dub, it actually fooled me for the first ten seconds of the song, then I started to wonder where the audience was. Very concise and good editing talent. Truly a credit to your work.
wolf5901 3 years ago
Nico is my fucking hero...
berzerker16 3 years ago 2
No, It's the band for the big internet phenomenon, Red vs. Blue
supsdg 3 years ago 25
my fav church line is "i got a missing girlfriend, a guy who's pregnant,an idiot who thinks his pet just died,and our most hated enemy is hanging out at out base unsupervised right now so i really-really -REALLY don't have any time for this horeshit right now!"
XCrazyFilipinoX 3 years ago 9
thats one of my favorite lines from all media period
supergeek157698 3 years ago
Redhotice54 3 years ago
actually, its blood gulch avenue, and "hop in my car, it dont have any doors" but i dont care really cuz it does sound allot like that!
mastachief1994 3 years ago 2
Awesome editing. Thanks for putting these up.
DoctorCult 3 years ago
red vs blue song yeah
tijera1234 3 years ago
yea yea yea!!!! :D
inika565 3 years ago
Rooster teeth and Red vs blue Rule
Aeachosphere 3 years ago
what are the lyrics to this song?
LCSguru 3 years ago
love this song
LCSguru 3 years ago
Martha is Sexy!
;)
Love this song.
cptmuffin 3 years ago
RVB needs to go onto TV
ChaosMarine13 3 years ago 57
indeed
kopures 3 years ago 5
Yeah, Adult Swim can host it.
brokensoul8390 3 years ago 4
best idea ever
blobmario 3 years ago 3
totally
LCSguru 3 years ago 3
@ChaosMarine13 it is its going to be on comedy central and g4 stometime between april and july its red vs blue animated ccopy and post
hygy8 1 year ago
@ChaosMarine13 fuck ya man they should put this fuckin show on tv lol i think a lout of people would watch it
hotgogo08 1 year ago
@ChaosMarine13 it is!!! got a spot on comedy central name is red vs blue animated. they have a short video for it on here!
lilfozzy12 1 year ago
@ChaosMarine13 Whatever channel would have guts to do that. First, it's based off a game series, secondly, it has plenty of violence on a reguler basis. I guess if they chose to maybe redo a LITTLE of the lines to keep it pg13, it may get to channels like adult swim!
BlastedOne52 1 year ago
@BlastedOne52 comedy central
speedlemon 1 year ago
@ChaosMarine13 They did, well, they plan to. A sample episode was released. Search for "Red vs Blue Animated" (yes, they got their own cartoon now.)
bononcrusher2 1 year ago
@bononcrusher2 not anymore
smorrison7914 1 year ago
@smorrison7914 WHAT?!?!?!?! Are you telling me they junked the idea?
bononcrusher2 1 year ago
@ChaosMarine13 they almost did. but they couldnt get a time slot on comedy central or G4
smorrison7914 1 year ago
niiiiiiiiiiiiiice
smutusa 3 years ago
they should put rvb on tv like to episode make it like a show type deal that would be fucking sick
K1llnfr3nZy 3 years ago 2
That chick is hot
pumpkinking99 3 years ago 2
they need this on iTunes
WheelManProductions 3 years ago 2
i got it from LimeWire
pumpkinking99 3 years ago
ah, the quote is
"Oh, you know what, you could bitch about anything, couldn't you. We're gonna get a tank, and you're worried about chicks. What chicks are we gonna pick up man!? Firay, and secondly, how are we gonna pick up chicks in a car that looks like that?"
now i get it
gekko88 3 years ago
Burnie/Church is great, but I like Caboose/???? better (crap, know I can't remember his name!). This song is still great, though. Yeah, monkehsFTW, that doesn't make sense, but we didn't post it.
KindredofLegousa 3 years ago
great song, great version, great line. overall great. :P
nakenmil 3 years ago
I see Nico's got a red scarf tied around his microphone stand. I guess that means he's supporting Red Team. :-)
jculver1674 3 years ago
wooooooooo go guy who does Church
fede1211 3 years ago 2
u mean burnie?
LordVader2402 3 years ago
tehy say Burnie in the goddam video (bans fede from roosterteeth)
DarkNinja6th 3 years ago
lol burnie has changed a little since i saw him last keep going rvb we need you to survive
roostermeow 3 years ago
WOO GO BURNIE BURNS :D!!
jessielee10210 3 years ago
Hmmmm....It sounds JUST like the not live version...same tone and they're too good. It's not REALLY live.
CollieLover23 3 years ago
no there just awesome
AdanRyder 3 years ago
No, the guy has a point, all the crowd shuts up, the keyboard changes volume and at the start (of the song) and 2.19 you can see the drummer actually doing something different.
DCScurrie 3 years ago
well it could just be the microphone altering his voice ect
AdanRyder 3 years ago
yea, it' called a foot pedal, it's on all drums and makes noise too.
DarkNinja6th 3 years ago
Noise that sounds like a snare? Maybe he should get it fixed, then no-one would say shit would they?
DCScurrie 3 years ago
lol thats true
DarkNinja6th 3 years ago
Notice, it says music video? They used footage from a live, but the actual song for clarity and sound.
monkehsFTW 3 years ago
THEIR SONG RULZ
flaala1 3 years ago
lol church owns
rstaekwando 4 years ago 2
no go to red vs blue alternet endings then tell me who ruls.
gamerdude5115 4 years ago
caboose!!!! and griph and simmons, and tex, and the aliens
rstaekwando 3 years ago
its griff
sonicsheshomaru 3 years ago
Its Grif...
zkingzAZN 3 years ago
lulz i got owned
sonicsheshomaru 3 years ago
caboose
rstaekwando 3 years ago
caboose is my favorite retarded character, but tex is just my favorite serious ownage character. also like tucker because, well, bow chicka wow wow!
AlbertWesker95 3 years ago
JtMichelle87 of conehead?! Oh my fucking god.
JakaUshi 4 years ago
Gotta be kidding! This is not blues folks....
chaseisbetter 4 years ago
well duh. It's done in the blues scale you idiot. You know nothing about music that's fun to listen to.
newyorker122 4 years ago
cool 5555555555500000000000003333335+987987987897897449845 out of 1
CABOOSETUCKERCHURCH 4 years ago
are they releasing any more rvb, i know they recently released a psa, but id like to see a new season
GravestJimmy 4 years ago
They are doing an RvB miniseries called Recovery One, check it out.
SmashingJack420 4 years ago 4
800msp[microsoft points] from MarketPlace, hehe, and yes Recovery One is their LAST RvB non-psa machinima.
politicsshmolictics 4 years ago
they also did a red vs. blue of the heroic map pack which was really funny... i hope they add to the story and explain the aliens more
Gredran 4 years ago
thay will not be doing more then 100 episodes + all the charicters are dead.
dubbleowseven 4 years ago
you do know the ending when they all died is not the official ending. The official ending is with the reversed repeat of the beginning
whipstrike13 4 years ago
ok but it is was still the intention of only doing 100 episodes
dubbleowseven 4 years ago
actually they always meant to do more, its just that coagulation(or blood gulch) is not in Halo 3, so the new series is to be set on valhalla or possibly standoff
Spankdamonkey117 4 years ago
ok you would have hoped that the makers of halo 3 would have made it just for the RVsB guys because they are one of the main promoters of the Halo trilogy
dubbleowseven 4 years ago
that was the first one put out there are 2 or 3 others
dubbleowseven 4 years ago
there are seven alt ending in all
Eragon0712 4 years ago
relly? what r they under in youtube?
gamerdude5115 4 years ago
Entertainment Theater: RvB Season 5 ALL Alternate Endings
Simetra666 3 years ago
nico sings a line 'my cars like a puma' griff thought the warthog looked like one and sarge didnt believe him
billmeisterrr 4 years ago
Best song ever.
Church is the best character ever, period.
GREAT VID!
ClanJAX 4 years ago
where could i get this song? i love it.
IEATPICKLES62 4 years ago
One of my favorite songs right here.
deadreckoning185 4 years ago
This isn't the live song. It's the recording. Live version of this song is better.
cptmuffin 4 years ago
Great vid!!!
lnspttmn 4 years ago
a geek orgasm? wtf?
SmashingJack420 4 years ago
a geek orgasm.............. the geekiest kind
blender7 4 years ago
That could very well be, of course...
Thornftw2 4 years ago
Gread vid and all, but Church sounds better in the episode than he does in person in the beginning here.
Church pwns though
Thornftw2 4 years ago
I <3 it !
clemclem19 4 years ago
I loved it. Great vid!
Count3d 4 years ago
hi.
smantie 4 years ago
Whoo! Trocadero! Awesome, man. I love it.
kmkzewtrmln 4 years ago
NERDGASM!!1!11!!!11!!1!!!!eleven
Ajiva97 4 years ago
Once again, well done!! This was awesome, I'm glad you took the time to do all this!
Shashi1005 4 years ago
RVBTO II had just Nico and that rocked! But the whole band really put everything together and I was able to get their special CD which was incredible! Great job on the videos as always Microbe :)
kurtis51 4 years ago
This is an amazing video Josef! I fucking love it!
cheesiest 4 years ago