Tiger and Crane Fists (1976) part 5 of 9

[ChillThrill13]

we are both ventriloquist ventriloquist ventriloquist . lol

[jackzero99]

ORSON...WELLES

[anonymusbob101]

2:40 - "Chosen One, do I look alright?" "Sure..." "On a scale from one to ten?" "Uhhhh... One."

[MastaBlakk667]

6:56 ouchie

[HakoneDrift]

The comments were better than the vid.

[TheTrebor1001]

UP AND OVER!!!

[YESHUAISMERCIFUL]

Beware his song about big butts...he beats you up while he plays it!

[luigifire1001]

@YESHUAISMERCIFUL lol

[MrTomzProductions]

0:04 "I'm a man too you know, i go peepee standing up!

[ziggycurrans]

5:50 "Ohhhhh..... We are both ventriloquists, ventriloquists, ventriloquists. We practice all day long."

[MinnesotaTwinsFan94]

Weeeyooweeoooeoewowowoowwwwoo

[TheLateJames]

00:48 - he's like, "Hmm... I think I hear some obnoxious swinging sound effects..."

[laraza973]

ling ling tse luks soo fuckin cute!!!

[Terminatification]

8:10 "weeooowee ooo weeee" "gnahhhhhh eahhhh" weee wee eooo weee" gnahhhhhhh"

[monauraldaredevil]

3:39 "Beware of his song about big butts....he hurts you when HE PLAYS IT!!!"

X'D

[PhillyBoy264]

6:02 ventriloquists ahhh?

[DESTROYER68483]

im just a birdy too

[KenoSampion]

Orson!! Welles!!

[chairmanofthebored1]

Wow, Philip Kwok @ 7:03, Lizard in Five Deadly Venoms. 

[rswingman]

7:25 We are both ventriloquists but now we're upside down.

I swing a bit more.

I swing a bit less.

But we both swing if you know what I mean.

[zuuluu1]

I'm fwalling!! your fwalling!! were fwalling!!!! WEYU YEYU YEYUUUUU!!!!!!!!!

[bladesandpins]

wewyewyewwyew wewwew

[TheInstantClassic1]

Come....come closer please....listen and listen well.......I really like the band NSYNC...my favorite member is Harpo....I think theres a Harpo if not there should be....I will write their next hit maybe....A BOM BOM CHIKI BOM BOM CHIKI CHAKA CHAKA CHOO CHOO!!!

[Drdoggystyle69]

we are both ventriloquists ventriloquist.....

[ashaman1999]

call me betty

[nonhacker69]

Some other parts of this movie was put in the comedy film KungPow: enter the fist..

[sprinter82]

Hmmmmmmmm. ORSON!!!

[ShyteKreek46]

6:58...OUCHIE!!!!!!!

[LinzyRulzNorthNowra]

0:19 squeeky shoes!

[Serieth]

kung pow 2 needs to be made

[CarmineDude]

It will in 2010

[GothChilde6969]

@Serieth

they keep pushing the release date further ahead because the actor guy needs more footage.

[podracer0000006]

1:49

Okay so here were my options...

A, duck the claw and take him out with a spinning back kick or

B, take the claw in the face then rollover and die.

[CarmineDude]

I should have went with A

[Nunfluff]

1.48

GET OVER HERE!

[KingLink5972]

Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo! Piggy go snort snort, how about you? Wanna be an animal just like you...

[physchohead24]

@KingLink5972 Lemur go fff fff, ostrich go BEH!  Koala go (clicking sounds)

[abeltrraz]

Beware of Bettys song about big butts

[91karategurlmjfan19]

I'm a man too you know.

I go pee pee standing up.

[CarmineDude]

He beats u while he plays it

[PaulLetItBe]

-master you're alive

-i only did this 'eheeeee!!' that doesn't mean a person is dead

xD

[arthwr]

NOOOOOOOOOO!

[manicfan64]

0:18 DEFEAT HIMMM *runs off and shoes squeak*

[moviemaniac14]

I go pee pee standing up.

[GrandMasterBetty]

Lemurs go FFF FFF, ostrich go BAH, Khoalas go kik-kik-kikik-kik-kik-kikik

[Antitodo2889]

Shirt Rippa!!!

[TomcioRomcio83]

1:50: so, here are my options XDDD

[BlitztheDragon]

1:55 I should have gone with A

[toonyswedegirl2]

The ventrilaquists! :D

[dagtyler]

1t2t3t4t5t6t7t8t

[sprinter82]

We are both ventriloquists, but now we're upside down...

[toonyswedegirl2]

-I swing a bit more

-I swing a bit less XD

[tehkayla]

but we both swing if you know what I mean

[rucha58]

Weeo weeo waa!

[cbusmama05]

Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo...

[rucha58]

Piggy go oink oink how bout you?

[sprinter82]

Nyehhhh, I'm just a birdie too...

[WattaPug]

just because someone does ehheaa dosen't mean they are dead

[redeyes200]

try my nuts to your fist style!

[ogremagus]

I'm a man too, you know! I go pee-pee standing up!

[Blackhoundrise]

i have a plan.

RUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

like a bastard on fire

[apocalyps36]

"be careful with his song 'big butts', he beats you up while he plays it! GGHHEEE!!!!"

[leprosy1978]

6:58 OUCHIE!!!

[garapa]

6:00 we are both ventriliques ventriliques ventriliques we are both ventriliques and we practice every day !!!

[TheShockMaster]

1:49.

"Okay, so...here were my options. A: Duck sideways, dodge the claw, and then take him out with a spinning back kick, or B: Take the claw to the face, roll over on the ground and die."

1:51

"Hmmm...should've gone with A."