ha DOES SEX HURT?... YEA IF YOUR A PUSSY! all you guys hatin on this dude are fukcin stupid. He knows he sucks, but he still made me laugh. plus, did you guys catch ALL THE PEOPLE LEAVING HAHAHAHA. fools.
THIS GUY IS A GENIUS!!! OH MAN, ALL HIS JOKES ARE GREAT. IF I WERE A COMEDY CLUB BOOKER I WOULD SEND HIM A MESSAGE ON YOUTUBE EVEN THOUGH HE'S PROBABLY TOO BUSY PERFORMING ON SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE!!! try though...
Hey pal. I don't live in my parent's house. My buddy Don does, I live with my wife and my neglectful son. But if I COULD CHOOSE BETWEEN LIVIN WITH MY MOTHER OR MY WIFE I'D TAKE MY MOM CAUSE I GOT MORE TITTIES FROM HER!!!!!
If I had to choose between watching this for 30 more seconds, or ripping out my ovaries and frying them up like eggs over easy, I'd have to pick the latter. Kill yourself.
Dan performed at Wheelock College a few weeks back and the had to cut his mic off mid show. Some students filed complaints to the administration because they were offended. I think some of his stuff is funny, but not woth the 3 gand the schoo dropped on him
I think you're wrong. I'm just trying to make a living, to keep my family together. My son's friends found your comment. How do you think that made him feel, huh? Seein some dude say his FATHER'S A FAILURE.
My wife once called me a failure, TO WHICH I REPLIED, OH YEAH, IM NOT THE ONE WITH THE MISCARRIAGE!!!
He should get a real job, because he sucks. I only watched a couple of minutes, but he TOTALLY robbed the joke about only learning in college how to masturbate with his roommate in the room from Dave Atell. Dave Atell told that joke on comedy central like 5 years ago. Plagiarism. I'm sure he would come up with something original, if he had something. Don't even waste your time watching this, because you will be disapointed.
Easy pal. You don't think I've heard enough negative comments? You're like my wife, who said " Dan you're a FAILURE" to which I replied " Hey, I'M NOT THE ONE WITH THE MISCARRIAGE!"
ha DOES SEX HURT?... YEA IF YOUR A PUSSY! all you guys hatin on this dude are fukcin stupid. He knows he sucks, but he still made me laugh. plus, did you guys catch ALL THE PEOPLE LEAVING HAHAHAHA. fools.
tripsdat77 3 years ago
I think he's really bad.. but he might be faking being really bad.
markvol 3 years ago
They should give this guy a show on Comedy Central. I know I'd watch it.
Briscoeteque 4 years ago
"To understand bad taste one must have very good taste."
Raelus 4 years ago
your a piece of shit!!! Do everyone a favor and put a bullet in your head!!
toao78 4 years ago
THIS GUY IS A GENIUS!!! OH MAN, ALL HIS JOKES ARE GREAT. IF I WERE A COMEDY CLUB BOOKER I WOULD SEND HIM A MESSAGE ON YOUTUBE EVEN THOUGH HE'S PROBABLY TOO BUSY PERFORMING ON SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE!!! try though...
dnstewart 4 years ago
yo fuck you guys. he is mad funny. much better then family guy or the simpsons.
qwertyman3210123 4 years ago
if anybody doesnt think this is FUUNNY AS HELL... I feel bad for you. I really do.
mastersrg45 4 years ago
you are the worst comic I have ever heard in my life. I suggest looking into a different line of work when you move out of your parent's house.
raoulman 4 years ago
Hey pal. I don't live in my parent's house. My buddy Don does, I live with my wife and my neglectful son. But if I COULD CHOOSE BETWEEN LIVIN WITH MY MOTHER OR MY WIFE I'D TAKE MY MOM CAUSE I GOT MORE TITTIES FROM HER!!!!!
dnstewart 4 years ago
I love the video bro, funny shit.
dcigs 4 years ago
He came to my school (Oxford) and did what I thought was a great job. Some of the girls of the school got pissed off. Couldn't take a joke.
oxford687 4 years ago
this is incredible
nycpntr 4 years ago
Everybodys looking for that prestigious William Hung level of fame.
Matryx 4 years ago
its kinda cool that the college is called skidmore college and my last name is skidmore so tha makes me sepcial compared to all you fuckers ahaahha
MoeSkids 5 years ago
KILL YOURSELF!
jbrown5695 5 years ago
best. prank. ever.
giantchocolate 5 years ago
whats his website?
markvol 5 years ago
dnstewart (dot) com
oxford687 4 years ago
There has never been a worse comedic act in the history of comedy. I've never seen anyone suck this much at ANYTHING.
samael1981 5 years ago
holy shit that was bad
cll214 5 years ago
If I had to choose between watching this for 30 more seconds, or ripping out my ovaries and frying them up like eggs over easy, I'd have to pick the latter. Kill yourself.
themetalunion 5 years ago
this is ridiculously funny
IF I COULD CHOOSE BETWEEN MY WIFE AND MY MOM, I"D PICK MY MOTHER CAUSE I GOT MORE TITTIES FROM HER!!!! LMAO
useforall 5 years ago
dan stewart is the saddest man on earth
chriscubed 5 years ago
Dan performed at Wheelock College a few weeks back and the had to cut his mic off mid show. Some students filed complaints to the administration because they were offended. I think some of his stuff is funny, but not woth the 3 gand the schoo dropped on him
loccal 5 years ago
Worst comedian I have ever seen...
favabeansandchianti 5 years ago
I think you're wrong. I'm just trying to make a living, to keep my family together. My son's friends found your comment. How do you think that made him feel, huh? Seein some dude say his FATHER'S A FAILURE.
My wife once called me a failure, TO WHICH I REPLIED, OH YEAH, IM NOT THE ONE WITH THE MISCARRIAGE!!!
dnstewart 5 years ago
Alrighty man, that was a little harsh, however I am not the one who put myself bombing on YouTube. What did you expect people to say?
favabeansandchianti 5 years ago
This was doomed from the start. His intro music didn't turn off!! HAHAHA! What a joke.
minimo421 5 years ago
He should get a real job, because he sucks. I only watched a couple of minutes, but he TOTALLY robbed the joke about only learning in college how to masturbate with his roommate in the room from Dave Atell. Dave Atell told that joke on comedy central like 5 years ago. Plagiarism. I'm sure he would come up with something original, if he had something. Don't even waste your time watching this, because you will be disapointed.
SavaryGuy 5 years ago
Easy pal. You don't think I've heard enough negative comments? You're like my wife, who said " Dan you're a FAILURE" to which I replied " Hey, I'M NOT THE ONE WITH THE MISCARRIAGE!"
dnstewart 5 years ago
wow... i cant tell if this is fucking funny or fucking pathetic. either i way im fucking laughing!
roko86553 5 years ago
Hey I dont know why you sent me this but if you attempt anything funny; just know it aint good to fuck with me!
MrGenovese 5 years ago
oh man this guy's hilarious! I bet he's got a REAL hot wife that he has lots of sex with!!
dnstewart 5 years ago