The key to happiness.

[sherylejuls]

LOL you are full of turds.

[Lodfty]

This guy or girl is full of him/herself! He is so I I me me. Sure he is pretty as a girl.. But Chris, the videos you post online ( some are funny, but are turnoffs) and since Ur leaving YouTube, so? Why do I care. So what If you have a website? I could instantly make one. And fans of Chris... Being a fan of him is like falling in love with some strange person you don't even know. And the fact you say I have haters and think we should feel sympathy for u, well with the videos you post Ur gonna g

[DahnitiesAndVahns]

Um............................­............

[pup825]

Also, why is Danny Noriega put as tags in this...? o.O

[pup825]

Chris, you are a very strange person.

[insane247]

wait nvm its a shower, not a handicapped stall. ignore my last comment

[insane247]

haha its in a public washroom. i wonder wut ppl who heard that were thinking

[allogenes37]

"ooo it looks like me. it has my eyes " LMAO

[TheHarshit03]

this guy brings pooping to a whole new level

[Isabellatheprincess1]

I can recommend help !

[xxlostxxxsoulxx]

@XLoVeYoUAtIyEdEnIzX thats funny cuz he never had gotten boobs

[greeneyedgal94]

Did he say Turds were holy and don't be ashamed of thy turd? Ummm ooookkkkk

[UMadOrSomething]

HAHAHAHAAHA

[Blackandredbunny]

there's beauty in taking a shit?! O.o

[TheCarmenFlowe]

Wtf. When he picked up the camera I thought he was going to show us his poop. I was like OH NOOOO

[pnkrk1039]

1:45 I laughed so hard

[13babypurple]

O.o I'm speechless

[hippilady456]

You sound like a stoned hippie.

[raidersrock71]

i have nothing to say.... this is sad

[sophieissocool1]

I LOVE THIS VIDEO!

[MissBearRobe07]

i don't even know what to say.....

[emmahzification]

@DaddysEyes1000 dont be stupid

[emmahzification]

are you high?

[ShanainaiXx]

oh so humans arent bueatiful what the hell? are you trying to say poop is more precious then humans?! thats so mean D:

[TylaBabezz]

r u doing a shit ?

[ThatsJustMe115]

u really hav no life

[KHJHSAFUHB]

wtfge ayou looking at / doing

[adlerkristy]

haha :D

[eminem334455]

.....the fuck is wrong with you??

[SuperBassNiki]

embrace your inner shit you faggot

[ringosan8035]

@katerade97 uh im pretty sure dicks dont come OUT of him

[Nolanzer]

Poo is not beautiful and it smells horrible

[XlVlonster]

lol this is him wishing he could give birth to a baby but he cant so he has to compensate somehow lmao

[69roflwaffles69]

You only like pooping because you cant have babies. Instead of having a baby, you give birth to a poop.

[MansonLove1988]

Was the umbilical chord wrapped around your neck when you were born? Because i think it killed some of your brain cells.

[katerade97]

The only reason why you love pooping is because you are fucking gay, and no offense, i love gays, but you are crazy. You only like it because it goes out of your ass like a dick.

[MansonLove1988]

@katerade97 LOL!

[mollmoll231]

wtf

[UMADBRO5802]

there is something wrong with ur fucking head! instead of embracing ur inner shit embrace ur inner man cause ur not a woman

[bloodbutt9]

WTF O.o

[bareback11]

turds are holy?

[TheRenae724]

were u pooping while filming this?? ....O.o'

[eatmysocks100]

Bwahahahahhahaha!!!! That is so CHEEZY! "I'm letting out all the creative energy,"! That's fudging hilarious!

[ImmortalUniverse]

ok. that was kinda weird chris.

lol

your not gonna make a totum of it and worship it right, or are you?

[MimiJoScruse87]

Lol, he has a point xD Love how he puts a little humor to it.

[nibargerswife51482]

eeeewwwww lol haha i hear the fan going

[TheDuckgirl09]

you smoked some good shit!!!

[rubykim1]

omg love ya but fuck this is weird pshyco shit!! CRAZY!!

[Darkssexslave]

You video is fucked up like your face!!!

[lbean648]

Blasphemy... confusion...

[kirukim1]

lmao it looks like me!

[nibargerswife51482]

@kirukim1 i laughed that part too X-D

[MaryTheresa1986]

I love pooping. I consider that to be my "me time." A nice, warm toilet seat and a pile of magazines, and I am set :)

[toxicorangetunes]

' were all mothers from the time were born, we give birth to turds '

[ShanainaiXx]

@toxicorangetunes LOL

[GumiYummi]

Hmmmmmmmmm

[TheHahahahahhahahhah]

haha ohhh it looks like me and has my eyes! that was amazing you rock <3 you!

[livelife7774]

who the hell makes a video about takin a shit?!?!?!?!?!?! is this guy women, it, on crack!!!!!

[livelife7774]

who the hell makes a video about takin a shit?!?!?!?!?!?!

[bum7464]

Ok lets sit here and make a vid about turds...shall we? lol Now I know what to think when I'm crapping.....just hink ur a mother of 1...2....3...even 4... turds. XD

[suicidalquiff]

You know i dont know why i waste my time watching this guy talk and make videos... but its when he says stuff like "Your turds are of God" is when i realize why i do Lol XD

[handful808]

@LiquidFrostbite if this is how u feel bout his videos why do u take the time out to comment negative comments. get the fuck off chris's page if u feel the way u feel. im sick of assholes like u who always have to spread ya negative ass comments. if u dont like him then dont watch. close your fuckin eyes.

[awwNotYourPlace]

criative energy lol

[xLadiiKx]

Is he really crappin on that shithouse!!??

[NavB00]

Do you kiss and sleep with your turd?

[hillbillydeluxe14]

a girl would never say or think and would never post a video of her pooping. unless of course she was white trash. this proves a guy will always be a guy.

[Frida708]

Uhm, you really think that someone close their eyes because they want to forget the fact that they're taking a shit?? Wtf.

[Neur0ticism]

I'm dying here oh my fucking god...theraputic thoughts? LOOOOL I'm rolling omg I wanna say "and then he woke up" looool.

[JuliasWizardWeezes]

get a life

[chipotees2]

wow you are so wise honestly in every video you make you point out something that I completely missed. thank you Chris for changing my view of the world and turds :)

[Ladyniki13]

are you really pooping??? O_o

[MrTombeans]

Yes Turds are holy

[ThatGuy9189]

...

omg

[smellygirlypoo]

lmaooooooo

[SoRandomeness]

its like your a girl

then a such a

poopmonster????

like lady gaga!!

[DemonicallyAdorable]

HAAHAHAHA. I just died. I love you.

[Nikkidmac]

im in labour! anybody have toilet paper? XD

[laughoutloud243]

are you pooping

[BloodyRosesx]

LMFAO! thats really nice

[TDGF112]

it feels fuckn awesome unless its 1 of those painful 1s

[Lemons451]

I agree with zmelon......

[zmelon]

Too funny..... heehee!

[0penminded92]

epic :D 

[Msbtrlover1]

WTF? are you high????

[TheMultibabydoll16]

oh my godi was cracking up dude lol

[maltalian2]

just for u chris ur a terd :P god shited u out but plz never make a film while taking a dump

[cheerleaderstar95]

wtf your really do need help i'll call the asylum personally if you need someone to do it

[TheSoftballqueen33]

is he really taking a shit while he makes a video...................really­,come get some comon sense

[hollie101hb]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOO

[IHugShortPeople]

This is hilarious. XD

[amanda17505]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[CentralRapMusic]

wttf

[Synisterz123]

Dude, exit life. NOW.

[irockallsox88]

What beauty in poop? There' s a reason we say 'Tastes like shit' or 'Smells like shit'. Because it's NOT good. It's, pardon the pun, shitty. HOLY TURDS!

BUY YOUR OWN DAMNED FRUIT BASKET!

PS: You technically just told us your eyes look like shit.

PPS: (I said PeePee...) A turd is the closest you will EVER get to childbirth, Pinnochio. You'll never be a real girl. DEAL THE FUCK WITH IT!

PPPS: BUY YOUR OWN DAMED FRUIT BASKET WITH MATCHING TURD DISSECTION KIT!

[PumpkinMozie]

@irockallsox88 If you garden like I do, you'd realize that poop is actually a very beautiful thing. It gives new life to the environment, literally. You know, fertilizer? Any animal's (including human) can give nutrients to the soil and Earth (provided they ingest a healthy diet), and through this, new life is given to plants, which gives new life to animals and bugs and people like yourself. Love your poop!! Appreciate it!! Chris isn't (completely) crazy, and I agree with him in this video!! :)

[irockallsox88]

What beauty in poop? There' s a reason we say 'Tastes like shit' or 'Smells like shit'. Because it's NOT good. It's, pardon the pun, shitty. HOLY TURDS!

BUY YOUR OWN DAMNED FRUIT BASKET!

[MegaStar813]

in that case im going to drop off my kids at the pool...lol

[naoraspir2]

well he prubebly loves it when things are moving in or out of his ass

[Thekellygrundy13]

Ewww!

[TwistedPorcelaindoll]

...........

[prettyinpiink18]

WTF....

[skitz365]

@guiltytaco15 stfu

[danzie12]

hes crazy

[f3rn0x123]

This is absolutely disgusting but its somehow funny.

[Pichlala]

@f3rn0x123 I totally agree

[BBspeed]

do you realize how deeply he thinks about everything? from chewing food, to make up to pooping...

[eludethelight]

I thought this was hilarious.. I hope he's not serious. This could be a great monolouge

[xXrissluvsuXx]

its not creative energy....its shit.... theres a difference....

[pestopussy123]

Is he drunk?! Or just retarded?

[NintendoDimension]

eww WTF poop?

[bossman22475]

Ok damn the same fucker about "equiping there children for gays" fuck u!

[theBAMFalert]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH oMFG your fucking crazy, "were all mothers"

[MChell87]

pooforia!!!

[CookieCakeLover108]

Okay O_O

[Shitpickable]

youre a genios chris, im your fan forever!

[chiisik]

it is so true! I love to poop!

[thezunegirl12]

it must be becuase you poop everyday but just upward... just think what i mean

[fredsucks777]

gross wtf u just RUINED my day stop taking a shit on cam

[TheNcisfan01]

dude ur nuts. and not in a good way ur an attetion whore

[RealCanadianChedder]

"No its for terds only! Terds are holy"lol

[MoniqueorUnique]

Lmfaoooo..dhis is funny budd true

[The1andonlyIris]

XDDDDDDDDDD lol!!!!!!

[muse7690]

Pooping is pooping... its kindagross, but natural everyBODY poo

[hippidippi8]

lol u must like the anal sensation...that is ur baby with the dude u fucked haha

[Tabbiebabii54]

your turds of god lol !!!

[Etcetal69]

I always laught abou this video! Love you Chris!

From ya #1 fan on Brazil =*

[DisneyAnimalMusicVid]

pooping..... smell the poop smell it "do not be ashamend of thy turd lol"

[Thejokerjuniorshow]

this is one of the funniest things ive ever seen. you have my regards.

[Thejokerjuniorshow]

everybody poops

[janedilldoe]

god i love you sooo much, im nt ashamed at all! i beleve if you love some one you could hold there hand wile they poop. or if you could poop infront of your man or girl you could be open and honest about everything...

[kdpe64]

you kinda need a purpose in life.jajajaja

[MoniqueorUnique]

Lmfaooo..Dhis was funny af..

[brysonwilliams70]

Thats because u think it feels wierd when a cylinder shape goes out of your anus instead of it it. You disgust me.

[AshleyMsHumanBarbie]

LMFAO

[shigura12]

ok, now u disgust me even more

[kenn3dy1]

get a freekin life u sick man hoe

[MoniqueorUnique]

@kenn3dy1 SHUT THE FUCK UHP..GET A DAMN LIFE..YUR PROBABLY A HOE..SO SIT YA HYPER ASS DWN AND LEAVE HYM THE FUCK ALONE

[kenn3dy1]

@MoniqueorUnique N U SHUT THE FUCK UP UR FUCKING SKANKY BITCH ILL KICK UR ASS THOU THIS FUCKING COMPUTER SCREEN !!!!

[MoniqueorUnique]

@kenn3dy1 Bitch you wont do shidd so stfu wiff your white dumb ass..

[kenn3dy1]

@MoniqueorUnique bitch STFU WIT UR AMERICAS TOP WEEV U FAKE BITCH ILL KICK UR ASS U SKANYASSS BITCH

[MoniqueorUnique]

@kenn3dy1 GET THE FUC ON..YOU HAVENT EVEN SEEN ME..iAINT SAY SHIDD TO YO RACHI AZZ SO YOU NEED TO SIT THE FUCK DWN AND GET A DAMN LIFE YA WHORE!

[kenn3dy1]

@MoniqueorUnique bitch fuck U U WHORE U NEED TO GET A LIFE BEETCH GET CHO AZZ STEPPIN

[MoniqueorUnique]

@kenn3dy1 Ima stop arguing wiff sum1 dhats probably only fucking 13 years old..So sdfu..and if your reply its shows how dumb nd immature you really are..bye bitchh

[kenn3dy1]

@MoniqueorUnique B QUIET UR ASS IS PROBLEMBLY 13 YRS OLD STFU AND STOP COMMETING BACK BITCH

[MoniqueorUnique]

@kenn3dy1 Actually im 16..Nd im done wiff you..Goodbye

[kenn3dy1]

@MoniqueorUnique and im 17 .......GOODBYE

[MoniqueorUnique]

@MoniqueorUnique ok yeah watever..sureee I believe tht..Bye slut

[XxTaylor88xX]

@MoniqueorUnique BOTH OF YOU NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP. :)

[XxTaylor88xX]

@kenn3dy1 BOTH OF YOU NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP. :)

[XxTaylor88xX]

@MoniqueorUnique BOTH OF YOU NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP. :)

[MoniqueorUnique]

@XxTaylor88xX You need to mind yo business..I stopeed..

[MoniqueorUnique]

@XxTaylor88xX You need to mind yo business..I stopped..

[XxTaylor88xX]

@kenn3dy1 BOTH OF YOU NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP. :)

[kenn3dy1]

@XxTaylor88xX GRRRRRR....

[XxTaylor88xX]

@MoniqueorUnique BOTH OF YOU NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP. :)

[XxTaylor88xX]

@kenn3dy1 BOTH OF YOU NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP. :)

[XxTaylor88xX]

@kenn3dy1 BOTH OF YOU NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP. :)

[love1forever1]

u just couldnt help 2 keep ur crap 2 urself...?

[RadioZombieX]

POOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PixelPiety]

For turds only, because turds are holy!

lol!

You're my favorite!

[DEATH123218]

I CANT BELIVE IMMA DYE KNOWING I WATCHED THIS WITHOUT KNOWING UR WERE TAKING A DUMP.......

[tuesdaysmoonchild]

I'm not a Christian and I know my turds are of God. rofl

[FSflyer264]

creative energy... lol

[trojanexpert08]

its not creative energy its the sandwich u had at lunch

[technicolor666]

Oh my gosh. I love pooping. It's the best feeling in the world!

[ChIcKiLoVe]

Chris Crocker invented Philosophical Colonic Wisdom. Make sure to patent it Chris!

[MrWeedDude]

QUEER

[CottnCandyRainbow]

OMG WHEN YOU DIE THE POOP THAT IS INSIDE YOU STAYS THERE FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!