a funny scene from GRAN TORINO

[arcticcatman54]

Mr. Eastwood should teach this new generation of "men", how real men talk and act. Then maybe this country wont be filled with all the pussies we have today.

[UndergroundIsNotDead]

"boy does my ass hurt from all the guys at the construction yard" LOL

[Name66X]

No job, no car, no girlfriend, no future, NO DICK!

[OptimusPrime571]

lol at the lol at the end!

[zj208365]

42 people have no job, no car, no girlfriend, no future, no dick.

[shogunrommel]

@zj208365 And shit in their ears.

[moe589]

you can say whatever you want...but clint eastwood is a god!

[Timx4]

Reminds me of watching "UP" cartoon

[Mq6vL9Bu]

41 people's asses must really hurt from all the guys at their construction jobs.

[youyoujim1]

''What's Up You Old Italian Prick ?... Get Out Of My Shop Before I Blow Your Head Off You Goddamned Dick Smoking Gook ! Walt- Jesus Christ''

[hmoobontherun]

hollywood is some dirty, crooked eye queers. i should've written the dialogue for this scene, for the hmoob kid. "your old ass need to retire, how am i suppose to get my hair cut if u looking like a fuken ghost? How bout u grow some hair bitch, look like mr. clean's older brother hahahaahha.

[IbeJigsaw]

there's nothing funny about this

[ThePATRIOT8597]

@IbeJigsaw You must be a jew then.

[Herbalskankin]

Fuckin epic scene man, I don't care who the hell you are but this shit is funny as fuck...long live Clint Eastwood

[Flare724]

i forgot how funny this scene is....

[MrDrProfessor814]

pause at 0:00 you can thank me later

[1actionkamen]

'Hello Smoothskin'

[shogunrommel]

@1actionkamen Damn! Lol. I totally didn't even think of that at first. I forgot about that guy.

[AltecGS]

"excuse me Sir, I need a haircut if you ain't too busy you old Italian son of a bitch prick barber. Boy, does my ass hurt from all of the guys at my construction job."

Funniest shit ever! :D

[jonathan99786]

Hey people don't talk about have no job, no car, no girlfriend, no future, no dick!

[NIGHT2PWN]

41 people are pussy kids

[MrTrent94]

Lol, "Get Out Of My Shop Before I Blow Your Head Off You God-Damn Dick Smoker Go!" lol, I fuckin' love that!

[chickensodelicious]

@MrTrent94 *dick smoking gook*

[OAKLANDCHICANOS14]

best part is at 0:53 lol

[SecksIsLove]

"He's just a pussy kid from next door" LOL idk why but i fucking laughed like shit.

[fragman08]

@KingWight I have a harley. So bite me.

[Chris40679]

Fuck me!!!

[XxSpAnKyDiZzlexX]

I never realized that the barber is looking at a Porn magazine haha

[rayochapin]

What.! You've got sh!t in your ears..? :D AWESOME movie."D

[crimson6858]

"Boy... does my ass hurt from all the guys at my construction job." Freaking hilarious!!

[therealmario9]

who's tha nip?

[Wiebe55]

This puts a smile on my face. Every time!

[PhantomFreakV2]

41 people have no job, no car, no girlfriend, no future, no dick,

[frayner06]

@PhantomFreakV2

Shut up loser

[PhantomFreakV2]

@frayner06 Go fuck yourself.

[motherocean24]

"Boy does my ass hurt from all the guys at my construction job!"

Homo Alert....

[PUBBOY325]

perfect!! lol

[mrcheesesmith]

A lesson on how to man up by clint eastwood, what an honor

[torontobrat]

39 dislikes = 39 old Italian son-of-a-bitch prick barbers

[mrskip8]

what you got shit in your ears?

[ElnAlter]

its annoying how many times they say jesus in this movie, horrible script

[Googlystube]

Boy, does my ass hurt from all the guys at my construction job :0/

[alexgorman13]

@Googlystube If your in the Village People your ass definently will

[Heyitzj0sh]

39 people are mad cause their comments aren't getting liked.

[MurphGiovanni]

"who's the nip"...oh, he's the pussy kid from next door...LOL

[TheSilentOne50]

My God, when this happened, everyone in the theater was pissing themselves.

[VideoExpostulations]

"boy, I should've blown his head off when I had the chance". LOL. Oh and Youtube, your SPELLCHECK SERIOUSLY BLOWS. It even says Youtube is spelled wrong.

[Genocidalx]

@VideoExpostulations If you're going to grammar Nazi people, don't be a complete retard. Now, go outside, come back in, and talk to him like a man. I mean, a real man.

[aznerd999]

porn mag at the beginning

[emchatterbox24]

"Don't talk about having no job, no car, no girlfriend, no future, no DICK." LOL

[ulcohatchee1959]

Oh, The love of Clint. He has always been Amazing.

[visualconnections]

GRAN TORINO IS A CLASSIC! I LOVED IT!

[bighead3239]

XXXXXXXXDD

[MartyInLa]

Best movie ever. Everything you need to know about life is either in The Godfather or Gran Torino.

[mirjalovic]

this scene make me really laughing out loud.. i dont usually laughing but this one.. haha20x

[vancecoledotcom]

Biggest facepalm-worthy scene I've witnessed in a while

XD

[ThatRomanDude]

good movie but that guy doesn't even look italian

[bigdragon8me]

@ThatRomanDude maybe one of his parents is

[ThatRomanDude]

@bigdragon8me maybe

[sSanctum]

thanks for uploading :)

[jortiz1637]

Clint:"Fuck me" xD

[FireFightFilms99]

he was looking at a porn Mag! LOLLOLOOLLOOLL BEST MOVIE EVER.

[emanuelcako]

37 people......o wait only fags do this kind of shit.

[Thegreatdave1234]

lmfao i love this scene XD

[jmr1068204]

I love the look that Clint gives him at 2:44. :D

[deathmagnetica]

"Why don't you start with 'Hi' ?" LIKE A BOSS.

[HeartYukitty]

"You cheap bastard I should have known you'd come in,I was having such a pleasant day"

BEST.SCENE.EVER.

[Chevypower265]

"Yeah, but I don't have a Job, a car or a girlfriend."

"Jesus, I should've blown his head off when I had the chance."

"Yeah.... Maybe so."

Haha. I love that.

[TheSmashBadger]

that reminded me of something Tobias from Arrested Development would have said

[MickyPapaG]

Did he call him "A god damn dick smoking Goku?" haha

[theusnavymonster]

Classic Clint Eastwood

[Killuminati911]

@theusnavymonster hes last action job is "Classic" lol?

[theusnavymonster]

@Killuminati911 It was a great film, made me cry at the end actually, Real men cry lol

[Killuminati911]

@theusnavymonster True that !

[theusnavymonster]

@Killuminati911 Yeah :)

[munkalunkie]

"whats up you old italian prick?"

[Stoperand]

Excuse me, sir. I need a haircut if you ain't too busy, you old italian son of a bitch prick barber. Boy does my ass hurt from all the guys at my construction job.

[thomasbaron06]

hahahahaha! xD

[bluedick321]

Walt Kowolski the ultimate male role model, love this film.

[SexyPecs32]

Perfect! a pollack and a chink

[Theambasaman]

@p0wer0v0ne No thumbs up for you....hahah loser

[redreaper2020]

@Theambasaman I gave him a thumbs down :V

And yeah, this is how men talk to each other. I'm sick of "politically correct white collar" shit in the news ending in lolsuits. Real men talk like Walt and his barber.

[warsinski1234]

Best part you old italian son of a bitch prick barber

[egl310]

this is hmm that pussy kid from next door... im just trying to men him up a little bit

[Genocidalx]

@egl310 Real men. Not that you or anyone under 25 would understand any of this.

[Doonesbury444]

Real men talk like that or just idiot men?

[248productions]

Hey it's Marge Gunderson's husband! (Anybody know which film I'm talking about?)

[wikem11]

@248productions fargo?



[SexyPecs32]

Jesus i should of blown his head off when i had the chance

[SexyPecs32]

what you got shit on your ribs?

[Elperr0lol]

@SexyPecs32 ears....dumbass

[SexyPecs32]

@Elperr0lol hey faggot it sounds like ears but when i looked it up it said ribs. Look it up on Gran Torino movie quotes dumbass and you will findout

[Elperr0lol]

@Elperr0lol LOL! You're still a dumbass....You probably went to Wikiquote and saw it. The ones that put "Monk" instead of "Hmong" hahaha. You really believe that fucking website? God people are fucking retarded these days.

[Elperr0lol]

@SexyPecs32 BTW, can't you make sense of it? Thao clearly didn't understand....So the barber says "You got shit in your EARS?" as in "you didn't hear?" - Ribs wouldn't make sense you fucking dumbass....

[SexyPecs32]

@Elperr0lol hey dude i know what ur saying and yea i thought it was ears too and it doesn't make sense that he would say ribs but thats what it says on the movie quotes so don't call me a dumbass for posting that comment, look it up on movie quotes and you will see it says ribs. Maybe the movie quotes are lying but you dont have to be a disrespectful little prick, im done talking to u. Fuck off

[SexyPecs32]

I saw it on multiple websites, not just one

[djmillivanilli1]

anyone else notice the magazine hes holding at the beginning?

[XxGLOCK45CALxX]

i don't get it... coming in the second time, he still insulted him (respectfully)...

[Hipcubbiesfan80]

Awesome scene

[thadea]

Makes you wonder about all the pussy PC bullshit going on in the world today...

[redreaper2020]

This was an amazing movie. He should do another like it.

[artytoons]

Movies and tv shows ...the best way to learn how real people talk. Best examples: "Glengarry Glen Ross", "Slap Shot", "Deadwood"...and any Dirty Harry film.

[redstrawberries85]

it's kinda great effing movie.

[paddyleblanc]

@zeldadu09 or Italian pricks or grumpy polaks

[GothicZM]

@zeldadu09

I'm of Asian decent. What exactly is your comment of Asian decent getting at?

[THEDARKKNlGHT1939]

OMG Zodiac is Clint's Barber.

[FemalesEve]

"Excuse me sir, I need a haircut if you ain't too busy, you old, Italian, son-of-a-bitch, prick barber."

[atom57]

I like how Clint says "fuck me."

[coopcopdog221]

i laugh my ass off every time i watch that scene!!!!!!

[Tigerman1138]

The scene reminds me a little of OCEAN's 12 with Matsui and his "language" where it turns out the characters were messing with Matt Damon's character. I loved this scene in the theare, I'd fogotton how good it is really... TNT cuts so much of it out! :)

[osubuckfan1]

"boy does my ass hurt from all the guys at my construction job"

[MrMrluis22]

"no job, no car, no girlfriend, no future, no dick"... holy crap i shit myself laughing hahahaha

[OneSneakyMonkey]

"Get out of my shop before I blow your head off you goddamn dick smoking gook" hahahaha.

[MrSuperguy93]

boy does my ass hurt from all of the construction workers

[Legionbass19]

I FUCKING LOVE THIS MOVIE!

[jukeyoboy328]

my only thought during the scene was, "I wonder which magazine he was reading cause I want it" lol

[lunabrittany]

lolololol I LUV THIS MOVIE!!!

[Bobbyhamster]

clint reminds me of old snake from mgs4

[racinggreg2011]

boy does my ass hurt from all the guys at the construction job

that's fucking priceless to hear lol

[xHatorx1]

YOu cHeap Bastard ahahh

[WARcAm2EAGLE]

I want the Civic and the 72 Gran Torino in this movie.

[ALLERTORLOVER69]

@WARcAm2EAGLE i used to have one. no title

[spsj2009]

@WARcAm2EAGLE who the hell would want that POS Civic?

[ninjarubo]

3:00 fuck me! lol

[sayjaibao011]

This movie was surprisingly good. Take out all the "racist" undertones of this movie, and the message is pretty deep and powerful.

[CroNuS19785]

@sayjaibao011 You can't take out the racism. Without it, there is no journey and no amazing ending.

[sayjaibao011]

@CroNuS19785 I didn't mean take out the racism literally...I meant if peeled away the layers of racism sprinkled throughout this movie, you'd find a powerful message lying underneath. So in essence I agree with you, my point really was ppl should to try to look past the racism inorder to see that message. And yes it is quite a journey the characters go thru (especially Clint's character), which led to that sad but amazing ending.

[aznpwnerp]

@sayjaibao011

Well it adds to the character of the rugged old war vet changing his ways.

[sayjaibao011]

@aznpwnerp Indeed it does, it gives Clint Eastwood's character that extra dimension, which is reminiscent of ppl who grew up in a time when being openly racist wasn't frowned upon and pretty much accepted. My point really was if u look past the racist tone of this movie, you'd find a good message underneath. So ppl (especially some Asian folks), who refuse to see this movie cos of the so-called racist nature of it, shouldn't be dissuaded to see it.

[aznpwnerp]

@sayjaibao011

Ah, I see, In my opinion I think it should make asian people want to see it. It shows how someone completely changed their mindset and prejudice through his father/son esque realtionship.

[aznpwnerp]

@sayjaibao011

Also, it's essentially the same argument for people to see Letters from Iwo Jima. There is a bias that the Japanese were "Evil", but the movie shows their struggles and their humanity.

[kelly2353]

@sayjaibao011 for me, the racist undertones is what made the film watchable

[GPRODUCTIONS16]

37 ppl were the guys at his construction job

[JakeStrangeFishing]

boy does my ass hurt from all the guys at my construction job

[jerumd]

@JakeStrangeFishing XD LOL!! Yea, noticed Clint Eastwood saying "fuck me" after the kid said all that?? XD LMFAO!!!

[TheSuirad]

uuuuuh...37 people just dont like the video.

[backatchalol]

37 people are old italian son of a bitch prick barbers.

[LanceMurtagh]

@backatchalol Actually, the old italian son of a bitch prick barber liked it, he laughed.

[Marcatolegato]

is that Eastwood's voice today?



[SchecterManiac]

37 people... oh wait I'm not a fuckhead

[videoreff]

This movie is full of clumsy acting performances from much of the supporting cast, some scenes (not this one) are more like rehearsal than the finished product.

And yet I love it & I've watched it about 15 times. Eastwood is just awesome.

[ShortyStudios]

37 people's asses hurt from the guys at their construction job.

[kaiser5676]

37 kids are not real mens

[redderstheamazing]

the irony of being an son of a bitch italian prick barber and being bald :)

[tropicalpimp]

I am a barber. And I approve this message.

[027220]

@tropicalpimp Not bad.

[brianman4815162342]

36 people are crazy old italian pricks

[TheSuirad]

@brianman4815162342 do you mean 2,129 people?

[brianman4815162342]

@TheSuirad No I mean 37 now

[spareaxe]

Hello....everyone of you pricks sons of bitches here!!!

[sawanapoli96]

i'm italian and i think this film is fantastich!!!! haha son of a bitch xDxD

[MrMusicman25]

guys, if your gonna quote the film, actually get the quote right, lol

[123rushfan1]

love when that barber just pulls out a rifle lol

[speakandeducate]

@123rushfan1 its a remington shotgun, not a rifle :P, notice it has a bead and not iron sights

[PhilAFire93]

@speakandeducate Yeah not everyone has an intimate knowledge of weapons mate :P

[speakandeducate]

@PhilAFire93 lol :P



[JoshuaAdrianB97]

35 are old Italian son of a bitch prick barbers.

[sawanapoli96]

@JoshuaAdrianB97 i don't think it in italy we love this film!!!!!!!!!! shut up the fuck italian son of a bitch xD ;)

[jaws5263]

hahaha, "the pussy kid from next door,im trying to man him up a bit"

Clint talks like a G

[PiratesAndCowboys]

fave scene

[butterflybabe56]

I see tits! he was looking at playboy haha nicee

[recoverfromhydro]

Best scene in the movie. "I should have blown his head off when I had the chance";best line in the movie.

[iHateMyLifeGr]

2:21 to 2:27

best part xD

[rizzo0522]

Go outside, a dont come back in saying you have no job, no car, no girlfriend, no future, no dick. Go.

[ogopolo]

Old Italian son of a bitch prick barber:Why dont you start by saying "hi" or "hello"?

Me:*Scribbles down notes*