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  • Hilarious! ... :)

  • I am pretty sure this is plagiarism. Did you get permission from Vintage 21 Church to post these?

  • This made me laugh so hard I cried! Thank you for sharing this!

  • LOL HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • get a life...fucked retarded!!!!!!!

  • YOU FUCK AS

    FCK YOU STOP UPLOADING THIS SHIT

    GET A WORK

  • @DXcomputers Get a work?

    Get an education and use proper grammar.... Ass.

  • We fell asleep in church didn't we? Yes we did..! xD Lmfao

  • ok i know this isnt real and everything, but its funny man! haha i am laughing my head off right now! "listen to me, im Jesus"

  • I'm a christian and I know this isnt really how Jesus is, but this is hilarious!

  • I don't know your name but I don know how many hairs are on your head.......

  • Do you think he can fly??? This so hilarious. Everyone knows jesus doesnt exist

  • can he fly?

  • fuck religion and fuck christ stains!

  • @nwillitts whoever the heck YOU are FUCK YOU

  • @bethygirl7

    no-FUCK YOU BITCH!

  • @nwillitts dude, you have to understand that Jesus isn't like that. So calm down.

  • oh my gosh this is so funny!

  • "Sometimes I wonder What frank did."

  • "youare all evil, there is no hope" loooool

  • Do you think it's heroic to make Jesus look funny ?

  • Mary had a little lamb, BUT I ATE HIM!

    :3

  • I had only one problem with this, Jesus knows everything, he can't forget names, or anything else.

  • he will find you

  • I think we all just need to remember that this is satire and is meant to be taken lightly. Soemthing like this isn't really that big of a deal for everything to get worked up about

  • that is not jesus

  • I think it's funny, it's presenting Jesus as many religieus people think about God and sin.... it's holding a mirror and hopefully shows religion how stupid they are.

    

  • @Jesusreighns if its so dumb then dont be watching any videos about it mmmkay

  • This is why no one should never get onto a religious debate on internet, if you want to make fun of Christianity, alright, that's fine, persecution is always gonna happen, but arguing that atheism makes more sense is a fallacy, in fact the mere chances of humanity's existence due to random chance are so astronomically high it takes more faith to believe that than to believe in a Divine maker, LAST no one should be offended by this video it's a satire,if you don't know what that means look it up

  • @Tomwebb20 If you think science says its random you have been told a lie.

    I guess it is easy to think the most complex thing came first, god. Yea, that makes sense.

  • @Tomwebb20 I see you believe in the false probabilities factor the creationists invented out of ignorance of evolution and all other sciences.

    Religion is a sore on science.

    Someone needs to rip it off and put some medicine on the wound.

  • If people paid attention, they'd know that this was done by a church just to be funny. They aren't laughing at Jesus nor mocking him. It's just supposed to be funny.

  • It's a good thing Jesus really wasn't like that or else we all would be in lots of trouble. roflol! This vid is so funny tho!

  • @Lynnstar9192 How do you know Jesus did not do this? Have any evidence?

  • @freethinkerer yea its called the bible you should read it some time

  • @ryanscholar So you believe every word that old book of fables says? How gullible are you?

    The bible is not factual. It does not prove anything any Jesus person may or may not have said or done. History shows, it is unlikely to be true.

  • @freethinkerer yea its called the bible you should read it some time

  • @freethinkerer I don't know what you believe, and I won't judge you if you don't believe in God or His Son, Jesus. I believe that Jesus loved us so much that he died for our sins and then rose from the dead. He didn't have to die, but He did. I don't believe that Jesus was that sarcastic or that he condemned all to die and go to hell for all eternity. He did, however, prepare a place for those who truely believe in Him to live with Him in heaven.

  • @Lynnstar9192 Burning in hell to make a joke??? Do you believe in Jesus or Hitler??? because according to your description they both sound the same person to me LOL

  • @freethinkerer (to continue) Sadly, not all with believe, therefore not all with enter heaven. Believing in Him is a choice. You may choose to believe or not. It is up to you. I pray one day you will find the love of God and believe. :D

  • @Lynnstar9192 I rather go to Hell than living an eternity with people like you who threathens people with hell to force them to believe in something. If it is our choice, then bugg off

  • @Licenciada Okay, first of all, it's not a threat. It's your choice to believe or not. I'm not trying to force my belief on you. Second, Jesus is not the same as Hitler. Hitler twisted the Christian belief to reach his own gains. Jesus is my Savior and I believe that He loves me and He loves you too. Hell isn't a joke and neither is Heaven, both are real.

  • @Lynnstar9192 Ok, so Jesus loves me but he will send me to Hell to burn an eternity, only because I don't believe in him even thought I am a good person.... Oh! I got it!!! It sounds logic! Thank you for explain it to me LOL

  • @Licenciada There is something I have to disagree with. Everyone is a sinner. No one is born without it. Adam and Eve sinned at the very beginning and made it neccesary for us to need a Savior, to take away our sins and give us Eternal Life with Him, but only if we choose to accept him and his free gift. If you truely want to try to prove me wrong, read the Bible for yourself, so you can see what I believe.

  • @LicenciadaIve struggled with the same exact things till I got the answers I was looking for.God is love why would He send people 2 Hell?The answer is He is also a Just God.Therefore if you dont accept His gift that wipes us clean from our sin then He has to be Just.Yes you may be a good person but you were born a sinner Jesus never said people who r bad go 2 Hell and people who r good go 2 Heaven.He said they who repent of their sin are saved. We're all born sinners.

  • They showed us this in church!! And all you Christians that are arguing with the Atheists or Agnostics leave them alone cause when we die there going to be some where, were we wont be !

  • @TheCookiemonsterking that's not how a brother/sister of Christ should believe, the greatest of his commandments was LOVE

  • @Tomwebb20 I didnt say anything about love!

  • @TheCookiemonsterking Yes, we will be in a different grave. 

  • God is real guys so all you losers say hes not then you really SUCK!

  • @tails457TV And Jesus said only good things should come out of our mouths when speaking to His other children

  • Haha they showed this as part of the sermon in my youth group.

  • "And you? I forgot you name so your off the hook for now" I love that line. Great vids

  • @NOTAFAN2323 yes me too..I thought it was the funniest shit in the vid....LMAO

  • @baronerolo try not to cuss.

  • @NOTAFAN2323 u r kidding right?

  • @baronerolo pwn't

  • @willem01 whats pwn't?

  • for a vid that's over 2000 years old, the quality's pretty good!

    good job!!

  • @willem01

    ROFL

  • hahaha, i love all of these movies! they are hilarious, especially the other 3 :)

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  • @funnyface1995 Im not spamming, but this video has all four of the Vintage21 videos - youtube.com/watch?v=DDSj8sv0uK­s

  • I believe even Jesus had the sence of humour...He would like it xxx

  • jesus go Die !!

  • @lokmanful you're a demon!

  • @lokmanful you can go die. and while you are dying in pain you will scream, "Jesus Christ!" But you want him to die, thus he will not save you

  • i forgot ur name so your off the hook

  • andrew u said a naughty word the otha day when u hit your finger on that hammer

  • "man, it wuz only 1 cigarette"

    "i heard tht"

    lol i luv their voices:]

  • lol its funny cuz whoever made it is goin to hell

  • loved it it was funny..... 

  • i love it its hilarious!!!! all though its not what jesus would do......

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  • @ZWarrior89 the whole point of this is to show u what Jesus is not like ??? losen up !!!!!!!!!!

  • gr8 shit, dude! loved it!

  • And you I forgot your name so your off the hook for now, LOL

  • what's funny??

  • @jopmaseh nobody knows what Jesus officially looked like, so how do you know that he was black? is there a way you can prove it?

  • @Zansorro Well technacly Jesus was born in an area where most of the skin colour was dark... Plus on a technicality god is a super stition he or she isnt proven to exist plus some man named jesus couldve gone around saying he was a prophet and the son of god... No one argued cause they all lived in a naive age where they were willing to believe this

    Like the man possessed by legion he mightve been just apsolutley fucking nuts and only said to be possessed quite frankly they were all stupid

  • @mrbattlenet u OBVIOUSLY dont no wat ur talking about

  • @MrZakota I do i just have a poor choice of words

    Point being Jesus is most likley a fucking mad man just not said to be cause he was in an age where they believed in witches and such

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  • We don't all need Jesus, only the weak minded. Keep J to yourself... there, more for you. 

  • @cigarlounge1 ..... really ?

  • @13makio yes, really...

  • jesus is a false prophet and god is a superstition

  • @pslipy I disagree but understand the reference unlike a lot of other people haha 

  • @pslipy hahah u are so lost

  • @13makio .....I DRINK IT UP!

  • @pslipy you sound stupid too saying that Jesus is a false prophet and God is a superstition. if you want to talk about false, talk about saying that

  • I actually think I find this funnier for the fact that I'm a strong believer in Christ. Nothing of this is relevant to how Christ actually was, so it's hard to get mad over it.

    Plus, I honestly think they're up in heaven laughing at this right now XD

  • i dont like wat he says in the ending but other than that its brilliant! especially the part where he says "look at all these sinners" lol

  • my mom thinks this is bad, i believe god and jesus are laughing at this right now. they have a sense of humor

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  • @pslipy i have facts they come from a book called The Holy Bible

  • @Atheist603 well Jesus loves u anyway

  • @ChristSk8r Is that why he is going to send me to the torture chamber for eternity just because I think he is a myth?

    I guess we should follow his example and treat the ones we love the same when they disagree with us.

    Lead by example. Satan says.

  • @freethinkerer Watch the Case for Christ It shows you facts that r in the Bible that have been proven true through History

  • @ChristSk8r FACTS lmao im gonna crap my pants....FACTS.......HAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MORON......FACTS.......LOL....­.FACTS........

  • @ChristSk8r facts? lol. check your facts. millions of religious people have 'facts'. why are your facts better then theirs? the simple answer is there is no god. there is only human stupidity.

  • @ChristSk8r you call FACTS the things that are written on an old book ??? .. sorry dude, i think you have to look up on the dictionary

  • @ChristSk8r I like the jesus on this video better

  • @ChristSk8r The bible has facts in it? Like what? I can't think of any.

  • @ChristSk8r I also have facts, mine come from tangible evidence :)

  • @Hpfan3295 yeah, especially the part where he talks about him giving some guy the middle finger while riding his camel. LOL

  • @brolyservant you are

  • Thanks for being 6 MONTHS LATE DIPSHIT!

  • @Babybreeabc lol same

  • Oh MY Lanta! Yes God is real and I don't appreciate you calling people names just to prove your point. Yes all those things happen but um... well... Don't you think the Devil may have a hand in all this? And yes 1 or 2 of those things you listesd off such as cancer may be correct because at some point all of Gods children will return to his holy kingdom. And please respect other peoples beliefs even if you don't believe them yourself.

  • jesus is real.

  • @luigilee583 u lie poorly

  • To PSlipy: The Bible is one of the oldest book of earth and it the BESTSELLER off all time. The Creator, GOD, has been around before we or science even existed. Where do you think the cosmos came from? can science prove that? No. Where did man or earth create from? a parasite or bacteria? No. God loves you even though you may deny his existence..cntd

  • @pslipy human ancestors are not the decendants of jesus you retard... in the bible it specifies that we are decendents of adam and eve......... which if you ever read a bible, clearly state they were created on the 7th day of creation, which could mean 7 days or 7 thousand years,(being that the bible has change text over the years its been around) so man has been around just as long as science can prove, but it doesn't go against the bible. Next time GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT, YOU ATHIEST.

  • lol this is so wrong

  • funny. go jesus! go jesus!

  • JESUS LIVES! seek Jesus. Jesus loves us all and is willing to forgive all of our sins. his return is very soon. signs of his return are all around us. read the bible. read revelations. prophecies written over 2000 years ago are being fulfilled. Jesus loves us so much that he is willing to forgive ALL of our sins if we seek him.

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    JESUS= SAVIOR!

  • @0001john1000 im with ya

  • @0001john1000 jesus is fake

  • We all need Jesus

  • @kingofthenight1 PROVE IT, ha you can't, opinion not fact.

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  • hahaha! funny :)

  • HAha funny video. i watched this movie so many times. it doesn't get old lol

  • @1Estrgrd1

    What's the name of that movie ?

  • ROFL!

  • uhhh question; im a youth christian, but does is say in the Bible, what pitch or type of voice Jesus had?

  • Of course not. It's just a video that's making fun of misconceptions of what is Jesus really cares about.

  • La informacion genética de jesus es la misma de Been Laden O el criminal de guerra Charon de Isreael jajajaja

  • im christian and all but this was hilarious, i know jesus wasent like that but this was just so funny xD

  • ahaha this is sooo funny

  • ...not way too much, just enough to make me angry.

    XD hahahaha

  • This is funny but Jesus wasn't like this at all. He hung out with "sinners" all the time, so much so that the religious guys criticized him. Check it out, Luke 7:34.