BUTTHURT PLAGUE - Rock of Ages - (Part 5)

[MrMegatwister]

14:10 hur hur hur

[MrKatmoo]

I personally get bothered by cursing, but you are WAY too funny for me to care XD

[jonpguitar]

@legominifigure2010 that would be that's what she said. fucking idiot.

[legominifigure2010]

@jonpguitar Ya think I care?

[EVILterminator5]

Did anyone else notice the music from the boss battle is re done in "Catherine"

[zerodrifterfm2]

DAMN YOU BENIFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SuperDarkserpent]

So far the game has been made up of historical figures from other centuries and millenniums. I can get Cronos, Sisyphus, the deep boulder but the plague as an actual character is somehow a little too much for me.

[ccannon29]

The butthurt twins. LOL

[ThePhysicsGun]

Azuritereaction is Penicillin

[9494119138]

15:04 AI fail! hahaha

[bigdautorio]

I swear to fucking God, if I see one more Beneful Healthy Fiesta dog food commercial, I'm gonna shit a brick

[steeltwistercoaster]

@bigdautorio i have a suprise for you

[MariosGuy]

5:10 Zoidburg!!

[Yznitzka]

10:54

"Goddammit get in there! Fuck him!"

Gahahahahahahahaha

[fattiedew]

you have to run before hitting wall

[Jakiladd]

OMG, at 13:00 DA JA FUCKING VU from like 5 years ago :O

[rantkiller]

15:58 - 16:09 man i could listen to that all day! XD

[wafflepainquin]

you should totally do a series for marble madness that game is awesome 

[darkalleyheroes]

"Elephant dick" is not an insult :)

[TheFlockOMoosen]

:O:O:O:O Music during the boss battle: The hut of Baba Yaga by Modest Mussorgsky. His Pictures at an Exhibition is my favorite.

[Gravelrally1]

That advertisement blew out my eardrums

[BADRANG4EVER]

it´s video number 666 and you´re fighting the plague...seems appropiate!

[bloomalan50]

CAN YOU PUT A BOMB LIKE...RIGHT WHERE AT YOUR DOOR? XD

[FreeManTheLastUA]

WEECTOLEEE!!!!!!!!

[madmanadam1]

I think the misplaced megalith's song is "baba yaga's cave" from Pictures at an exhibition! < cant remember composer <:

[Guitarmonade]

VICTOLEE

[ZombiePenguin1st]

hell yeah vienna.

capital city of my country :D

[XTOMDMX]

Dez i really dont give a fuck about the ads, if i have to sit through a popup, or 5 second video, i really dont care if it means a great guy like you can make money doing something he loves.

[enigma273]

Stonehenge is an arena for battles between rocks and dragons = OF COURSE!!!

[xXMEdia131Xx]

I also curse a lot too because of things/people growing up. But atleast you don't say the N word calmly like I do. When people ask about how I say that even i'm not even black (implying you do have to be black to say it), it's just the way I grew up.

[soranaru]

This game seriously just looks so innovative and cool.

Also, Dez, I really enjoy the longer videos.

[werewolfgirl1995]

So your parents never yelled at you for swearing? My parents always swore all the time and when me and my sister were younger and said it we'd get yelled at.I mostly always said it cause they said it.When my sister got older and I was still young I'd always say them cause she did and when she got older my mom stopped yelling when she did but still yelled when I did.But when I got older she stopped yelling at me cuz she said I was old enough.It's weird cuz my mom lets me say all except the f one

[TheCarrShow]

lolz nice comeback against plague :D but awkward moan O.o

[lolmeatu]

BUILD WALLS OF TOWER!! uuugghhh XD

[hdelmas1]

These roads are way too crazy!

[xxDaredevil20xx]

11:00 Anyone else see the silhouette dancing in the background? D:

[garethmagis]

please decide if your cursing so much because it is the character you play when you make videos or if it's because you grew up in an environment where there was no negative connotation to swear words

[azuritereaction]

@garethmagis it's pretty much both: i mean, i did grow up in an environment where there wasn't a negative connotation to swear words, but my general behavior and attitude in these videos is altered a bit, mainly to come off a bit more abrasive and aggressive than I really am in real life.

[yo100ish]

whats with the sun in the background?

[Jake66564]

lol at the boulder missing the gate

[MetalPhoenix13]

we are goin we are showing and we are glowing like a fireball gonna consume all, in its path as it brings the wrath down the hill, and it will pay the bills.

[JacobDesselles]

Reference to bag of dicks joke: I remember watching this comedian and he said a long haired guy behind his car told him to go eat a bag of dicks. I notice you say that phrase a lot. Would this happen to be you? :3

[azuritereaction]

@JacobDesselles i don't think that would be me, haha

[Hegataro]

@JacobDesselles I think that the comedian was Louis CK, if I so remember

[Freaky123456789]

@JacobDesselles The comedian is Louis CK, but you merged two jokes of his together. The guy who told him to suck a bag of dicks was an angry motorist that Louis had cut off. The guy behind the counter was a "n***** who made the shit out of my coffee", in Louis' words.

[Shorbin]

@JacobDesselles Louis C.K.

[crazynerd3422]

@JacobDesselles the bag of dicks guy was louis CK :P

[kingbob224]

I gotta at least comment on this, albeit not to be a douche.

Le is pronounced "luh" in the sense you're using, infront of words, similar to the french

[MuppenTTi]

i remember you having like 80 vids when i had ~250. now you have 667 and i have 643. you sure post a lot

[TehGrahmmerNahzi]

Wouldn't jumping into the door do more damage?

[azuritereaction]

@TehGrahmmerNahzi i thought it would, but it doesn't seem to do much one way or the other

[MrAmk47cod]

7:26 "Oh yes..."  XD

[bananaphoneman12]

I love the way the dragon looks... it is just fucking awesome!!!

[xxStealthTacoxx]

I'm pretty sure it's not pronounced "LEE" but "leh" like in french

[SgtImrak93]

Advertisements mid video = bad.

[azuritereaction]

@SgtImrak93 i got no choice haha

[funnyfoxe]

@azuritereaction a tip for every game DO A BARREL ROLL

[Tombomb0071]

@azuritereaction

ok but when you are in the middle of a sentence come on???

[ammuine]

@SgtImrak93 Ad Blockers are an amazing thing, you know that, right?

[heathead20]

@SgtImrak93 Adblock bro, use it, learn it, love it

[Swoost]

@SgtImrak93

Adblocker Plus.

[XxBlueChewxX]

lol tag "emo skeleton part 5" haha

[Lightclops]

I'm so glad I found out out about you 5 months ago. You are awesome at commentary.

[sonnetxi]

i never really understood why the word Fuck is a curse word. it means love

[cris931609]

MASSIVE FAIL FROM THE COMPUTER AT 15:04

[jjblackops1]

this level sucks dick no joke took me 25 min to do it

[woobiehastelly]

Stop saying le, just fucking stop.

[azuritereaction]

@woobiehastelly le no

[reddemon69]

@azuritereaction le oh yeah

[FroFroGod]

@azuritereaction le whutt?

[TheSenel17]

@woobiehastelly umad?

[woobiehastelly]

@TheSenel17 Yes I mad.

[cgbbees]

@angelforce001

Nice wheatly reference.

[AzureFencer]

Is that Catherine Boss battle music going on for the dragon?

[Rushninja93]

@AzureFencer i think so the melody sounds the same

[AzureFencer]

@Rushninja93 Would make sense due to the publisher being Atlus for both games.

[Thyroidone]

Great video!

[ToxsickSlice]

Were can i find this on PSN?

[deamer44]

I'm loving the fact that the videos don't cut off randomly like your previous ones do! Great job!

[azuritereaction]

@deamer44 i can't think of many previous videos that randomly cut off, tried to always end them at points where it made sense :P

[Yougotmesowild]

i think you have to do spike ball then fire then normal i think thats a good way to beat the level

[angelforce001]

Aristotle vs GIANT SMASHY BOULDER!

[Jeremytroid]

I think the Plato and Aristotle music is a remix of some children's rhyme but I can't remember at the moment :/

[RevolutionsIX]

666th video...

Title contains Plague...

The apocalypse approaches!!!!!

REPENT!!!

[unicyclefinatic]

Any body else get a random ad in the middle of the video.

[MrRetlav]

Poor Plague... he only wanted friends :(

[vugolol]

This game is very easy and very short, I sat for about an hour and a half and beat it. You can't even die in the boss battles, lol.

[oyeaman100]

666 videos D:

[NekoAmeZG]

Thought of Catherine as soon as I heard the boss battle's background music lol

; u; I love the longer vids Dez

[Jeremytroid]

weak boulders are light, so try to beat him up, THEN place the winds :3

[azuritereaction]

@Jeremytroid didn't know that, thanks! :) (not being sarcastic)

[Jeremytroid]

@azuritereaction

Yeah np

[goshicrazy]

your brain

[AlexVincentD]

I've got to say, Dez, some of your videos up until today have been somewhat boring, but I'm really- REALLY- enjoying this series, and I can't stop watching. Kudos.

[azuritereaction]

@AlexVincentD well yeah, i'm sure others feel the opposite too, that's why i try to do variety :)

[nintendo4ever123]

@azuritereaction Dez, do you ever plan on playing a game that anyones actually heard of? xD

[azuritereaction]

@nintendo4ever123 well, I'm going to do a Portal 2 playthrough, but after my Amnesia and Bulletstorm playthroughs were mostly hated, it makes me pretty wary of doing popular games lol

[nintendo4ever123]

@azuritereaction Yea i saw that you where gonna make some Tf2 stuff sometime, cant wait for that :P love tht game lol

[Jaso286]

I love these longer videos Dez, they let me procrastinate on this project I'm doing :D

[azuritereaction]

@Jaso286 don't procrastinate, trust me, getting your shit done pays off years later

[TheLordPuga]

you should do the shark series again :D

[MrBigMacGaming]

10:49 then 7:26

[tiagovalen]

The plague? wtf you should put "the descoveries" and some ships now that would be awsome :D

[mrk1190]

EVIL VIDEO COUNT :O

[CSDGames]

I wish I could rock out as good as you old chap :)

[129metal]

I hope this game never ends! :D

[liberalgamer4]

you just killed 2 of the most famous and greatest philosophy's in history.

[MuffinMan675]

Part six now

[DanDeePee]

what it is this shit with the ads during the video?? goddamn you youtube

[azuritereaction]

@DanDeePee adblocker

[amosdsaj]

This looks so cool

[ThePhoenixThree]

dude i love this series so much, watched every video every day. and i'm not even upset with the 8 minute ads haha.

seriously, i've been yelling like "FUCKING SHOOT HIM! ROLL YOUR ROCK ALREADY!!!!"

[azuritereaction]

@ThePhoenixThree get adblocker :P also you know all of these episodes were uploaded today besides part 1 right? and im uploading new ones every hour :)

[ThePhoenixThree]

@azuritereaction Yeah i've been watching since I got home from school, what I MEANT to say was "watched every video all day today." I need to read what I write before I post haha.

Will it only take today to upload all the parts to this or will this go over into tomorrow too? And also would you be doing any multiplayer videos of this in the future?

[azuritereaction]

@ThePhoenixThree it'll only take today to upload all the parts, but it'll be pretty late (part 11 will be up around 11PM), i'll definitely do a multiplayer and time trial video or two

[xKluuzx]

Get in there..fuck him! HAHAA

[zn0rffs]

WE'RE DOIN IT LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVVV­VVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[XxSpyyx]

Why do you unlock the ballista after the trebuchet? Trebuchets were invented after the ballista was...

[fhq000]

@XxSpyyx And mammoths came well before cows, point? Do you really think this game is aiming for historical accuracy? Because I don't think Plato and Aristotle were crushed by a flaming rock with a face on it after they decided to hide out at the bottom of a mile-long ramp.

[XxSpyyx]

@fhq000 Touche.

[mlcookson]

I like the increace in game volume.

[MrLoxinator]

Funny, 666th video, and its about the plague...

[Trexmaster12]

Your 666th video...

[d3mboyz91]

OMG 666 O.O notice how its the plague one XD

[maddog8757]

I like how you said when you killed death you were like, " am I penicillin" and I am allergic to it so that would actually kill me. i thought it was kinda ironic lol.

[NeckChoppa96]

FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME I DONT WANT TO SEE BUCKY LARSON!!!!

[abutreka7]

Dez's sex noise at 7:26

[lobsterrocky]

Congrats on the video........you Devil

[crowlegs23]

the song at the final boss is in catheren

[saintprawn]

me at 2:07: *squeezing a stress ball* "Y U NO ROLL??!"

[liamvn93]

Hell must be a great place to be!

[lpeter2k11]

so does this marathon mean your not gonna upload vids for the remainder of the week? btw happy 666th vid

[azuritereaction]

@lpeter2k11 nope, there will still be normal videos the rest of the week

[Redrocker009]

@azuritereaction it's kinda funny that this is your 666th video and you played agaist the plauge

also saorry if i mispelled

[pudinthemushroomhead]

hey look it's the hell video

[Brainkey2]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUC­K YEAAAAAAAAAH!

[Shinuzi]

Hey Dez, what's up with the streams? You haven't streamed in forever. Whats up?

[alisonbrandon]

@Shinuzi

I think he poseted in one of his videos that he wasn't going to be streaming until 2012, that he was going to focus on YouTube videos until then.

Hope that helps.

[azuritereaction]

@Shinuzi focusing on youtube videos for right now, people were disliking stream videos a lot and they took forever to edit haha

[fhq000]

@azuritereaction Streams were best when it was like, 3AM and everyone(including you) is just so out of it, and you play some stupid game, and we all find everything hilarious. It really does lose a lot bringing it out of that 'environment'.

[azuritereaction]

@fhq000 yeah, plus youtube viewers can't see the chats i'm responding to, so it seems like i'm just answering random shit

[robthefob56]

@Shinuzi I remember him saying something a long time ago about ustream sucks so maybe that. Not gonna lie i miss him streaming too.

[KakiharaxKyo]

Congratualtions on your 666th video.

[MiningTheCrafts]

@KakiharaxKyo AHHHH!

[diogofrr]

yeahhh moreeee......

[InstinctiveFear]

YAY! :D Oh, and happy 666th video :3

[mynameisnotcory]

weird game...

[ACowWithOCD]

second like

[ACowWithOCD]

6th



[koolaidman9922]

asadasdqweqwrwetrui

[SGTPepper247]

First, lol

[plexyan734]

@SGTPepper247 Nope :)

[ElectroSaber]

poop

[WPZombieKiller]

FIRST

[ElectroSaber]

@WPZombieKiller lmfao fail

[Brainkey2]

@WPZombieKiller u FAIL'D!

[xMartinGamingx]

gj