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  • Oh dear.....he spat his dummy!!!

  • now, that is just too cute.

  • Great.

  • Not all of us in Britain are as screwed up,I'm not,and I'm also British!

  • Jeremy Kyle is to psychiatry what Peter Kay is to modelling.

  • Maury just reads the paternity test. He's Maury on crack cocaine.

  • Lmfao britain's such a fucked up place just the US and Canada everywhere actually. Ugh

  • @KiristinForever why you on england vids you sad pathetic american

  • @KiristinForever No, Britain isn't a messed up place. This is just a show where people seek help and are given it on this show, the show offers help and support to people who want it. There are shows like this in the US and Canada, it's just a show. Just because one person acts like a spoilt little sport doesn't mean that the entire nation does :/

    I am from England, and I'm nothing like this, grow up :/

  • @KiristinForever what about the jerry springer show and the maury povich show?

  • I bet he gets through fifteen throat soothers a day!

  • There's a bunch of Japanese whale hunters waiting around wondering where their catch went.

  • Y U MAD BRO??

  • Pause the video and press 4 to see Jeremy Kyle at his happiest...

  • I love it when he gets out of the chair and goes OH MY GOD! haha

  • I'd twat him if he talked to me like that i don't care who you are, if you talk to me like a human being i'll repay the respect, if you talk to me like i'm animal i'll act like one.

  • @timothyw98 u can't even spell dole for gods sake I bet you dont work either do you??? Making excuses for this lazy man poor excuse of a human being,,, I'm sick of paying for you and so is every other tax payer get a job

  • @traceyl28 hardly fair is that ? especially in the current economic climate. I don't have a job due to staff cuts, but i'm claiming Contribution based Jobseekers Allowance which means i am living off my own taxes and not yours, then if i am unable to find a job i will have to move on to income based where i will be claiming off the same taxes used to fill in the same pot holes every year because if the council doesn't use up their yearly budget they get less next year.

  • @traceyl28 @timothyw98 I currently recieve £256.00 a month from that i need to pay for my gas, electric (£60.00 between them) water and sewerage which is another £10.00, tv licence at £15.00 a month food shopping at £60.00 a month, internet which is £15.00 , £10.00 top up a month, £30.00 baccy which leaves me £56.00 a MONTH for clothes and spending money......

  • @jonezey119 I see £30 + £15 x 12 per year that you could easily take out of that...

  • @GrumpyGrebo So you're honestly saying if you were to lose your job an were a smoker you would stop smoking and cut off the internet, the two things that help keep me sane through the sheer mundaneness of being out of work while i'm finding a new job (also to note i'm assuming the 15 pounds is the internet ? which is my primary source of jobsearching)

  • @jonezey119 Well you don't need to buy clothes every month do you? and what other possible things could you need "spending money" on? Also there are many people that are in a far worse off condition than you, you ungrateful twat.

  • @Luigi95LT How the fuck am i ungratefull ? I didn't complain about the amount i get whatsoever ?

  • I don't complain about this as it's part of dealing with being out of work, but it doesn't make it any easier with judgemental idiots like you thinking there are enough jobs for the, what 2.62 MILLION people out of work in england ?

  • Lazyo... haha, insult of the century.

  • LOL!

  • "Ya lazy oaf!" LMAO I'm amazed he didn't start swearing at that moron!

  • @Magnetokid He almost did after he stomped his feet.

    "You think it's funny? You f-"

    Lol.

  • "You couldn't afford a bus to Noriwch in 19 months."

    Class of cultures here, Kyle is of the middle class era, posh suit and wallet of cash, unlike this guy, lower or working class. Probably on the doll, the doll isn't much, you have to pay alot to stay alive with it and you don't always have the money left over for extorsion taking public transport.

  • @timothyw98 well said. if i saw JK on the street, woe betide...

  • When is he going to pick on someone his own size in terms of intellect? He just shouts at dumb, uneducated people all the time.

  • @graemeoliver84 ,

    Spot on!

  • @popazz1 He's just as much a parasite as any of his guests, the difference is he earns a fortune from other people's turmoil instead of getting handouts from the state.

  • Press 4 and Jeremy is lost for words! haha

  •  MID-LIFE CRISIS COMES UPON EVERYONE WHO SURVIVES THAT LONG

  • And just where would Jeremy-'Smug Two't-Kyle be without these guests?!

  • @popazz1 At a crappy local radio station probably. Or working as a door-to-door salesman.

  • @graemeoliver84 ,

    Hahahahaha,yeah,you're probably right.Though doesn't he,or didn't he work for a radio station? Or maybe he quit that when he became a 'star' of day-time television.And,BLEUGH,door-to-­door salesman.Please,Jeremy,come selling at my door,oh PLEASE,lol.

  • @popazz1 He's a mediocre little man who found a wretched niche.

  • @graemeoliver84 ,

    Lol,no,no,don't sugar the pill.Tell it exactly like it is,hahaha! And worse,a niche which seems to have enough of a viewing audience to lap it up! It's cheap,trashy television,dumbed down in order to serve the 'needs' of daytime viewers.'Cause god forbid daytime viewers would need something more stimulating!

  • if you keep pressing 5 it sounds like he's saying fuck you :L

  • press 3, look at his face expression had me in stitches hahaha

  • lol i cant resist press 0:34 when Jeremy Kyle stomps hes feet and says ahhhhh

  • Steve wilkos!!!! :-D

  • "I don't know.."

    "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH"

    LOL

  • What is this piece of shit show?

  • His ankle bashing trousers and long black socks make it even funnier

  • Haha, I don't blame him, some of those guests make me want to do that too.

  • keep pressing 4 hahahah

    

  • Keep pressing 0:34. Lol. xD

  • Keep pressing 4.

  • keep pressing 9

    kyle nomz like a turtle

  • @iamsidthedummy no press 7 repeatedly it loks like jeremys suprised

  • RAGEE!!!!!!!

  • Press 4 Repeatedly <3 FUNNY

  • is jeremy kyle fake

  • @MultiCunt1 I really wish this show was fake but it is not

  • pressing 9 repeatedly gives me flashbacks to my first handjob.

  • 0:33

  • press 9 repeatedly to see jezza look like a thunderbird pupper

  • I do get what the guy is saying, £55 just for travel fares if you're not working is completely impossible!! I have been unwell for ages and not working and I haven't had so much as one night away anywhere. If you're not doing something illegal on the side, you live in complete poverty if you're single, childless and not working.

  • Jermery Kyle needs to grow a pair of balls- Stupid man

  • The worse thing is I was born in Norwich. This makes me wish I was born somewhere else.

  • i dont get it. is the guy getting yelled at just because he thought he had to buy the baby something? i tried listening to the dialogue...

  • 0:34 AAAAAAAAH *STOMP STOMP* lololololol XD

  • jeremy kyle and everyone that actually agrees to go onto the show are d!ckheads

  • travel lodge rooms for £39

  • Press 6 For Pickage !!! :)

  • THE BRITISH STEVE WILKOS

  • I LOVE THE DECRIPTION

  • "well not you, ypu lazyoooh oh oh "

  • press 2 repeatedly and listen, you cunt, no! aha

  • keep pressing 4 lmfao

  • 0:34-0:54 oh jeremy youu are amazing! xDD

  • press 9 and he ejaculates.

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  • press 4 repeatedly with a 1 second gap between each press lol

  • @MrRoryt111 BAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHH

  • PRESS 7 LOOKS LIKE SUMIMITS BEEN STUFFED UP HIS ASS!!! HAHA

  • oh. my. god. i'm crying that was too funny...

  • hold5 then watch

    

  • Jeremy: AHHHHHHHH

    Man: Heh heh

    Jeremy: You think its funny ...

    Man: .....

  • Great description lool

  • owned!

  • I swear Jeremy Kyle makes people look small so that the audience cheer for him. He's more interested in getting applause than sorting peoples problems out if you ask me.

  • @pistolsfan961 if you think he's that far up his own arse, search jeremy kyle christmas special, click on the first link and then come back here and tell us your opinion afterwards. :)

  • 0:30 - 0:50 LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

  • finnally jermey got himself a chair!

  • 0:38 you......you....... stutter much haha

  • @iamDavidVilla More to the point, he's probably forbidden to swear at the dickheads he has on the show. Understandably, else he kinda loses credibility. No matter what, have to admire that man for not going batshit crazy dealing with all these idiots.

  • Death metal Jeremy at 0:35!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • I never really liked The Jeremy Kyle Show but I've just realised how funny it is! XD

  • i fucking hate that cunt jeremy kyle , some one should fucking batter him to death

  • Payooooor ragingggggg

  • Jeremys not a twat or a faggot. Its a good thing he kept it in, cos if he swore at these low life chavs (of which their failing lives is entertainment to us) political correctness states that jeremys show would be scrapped. Go jeremy!

  • oh he DEFINATELY eats

  • hold down 4. LOL

  • The description had me ROLLING.

    ROFL!

  • jermey kyle= FAGGOT. get shot.

  • He Gets Ready To Shout 1 Second Befor He Says It LOOOOOOOL

  • what the fuck.

  • why don't they just shoot everyone that signs up for the jeremy kyle show?

  • 0:39 about to say basterd

  • I love Jeremy Kyle. Complete Legend <3 :)

  • He sounds like a gay man from 0:38 - 0:54

  • 3 people claim benefit's

  • @1eminemkid oh shut up u dickhead with the gay comments

  • @aGxpredator why dont you shut the fuck up you fucking inbred cunt

  • @1eminemkid hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ha real internet toughguy aint u ? even though u get bullied at school and raped by ur uncle and ur mum is to scared to tell any1 becoz ur uncle will tell evry1 tht her fetish is to suck cow udders FUCK U INBRED

  • @aGxpredator hahahaa fuckin fag

  • @aGxpredator that just didnt really work did it :/

  • @MrAaronMiall what dint work his comeback or mine ? :/

  • @aGxpredator the whole convo really, but your big paragraph you wrote, lol just didnt really work :)

  • @MrAaronMiall :( i thought so cow udder line was a winning line .......... :(

  • @aGxpredator haha im sure it does,, people have their opinions :D haha

  • Jeremy will reach breaking point one day. It will not be a pretty sight. I think one of the signs of the apolcalypse is the day Jeremys head explodes

  • temper temper

  • ooooooooooooooooooooo so datz where my tax money went

    fuckin fuckerssssssssssssssssssssssss­sssssssssss

  • LOL. Brilliant reaction. If it makes daytime tv more interesting, good for him. Always finding new ways to put smiles on viewers faces (at least, it does for me). And the more I watch Jeremy Kyle, the more I admire his desire to help people in need.

  • ROFL!

  • jeremy kyle = what a fkn legend

  • Ahhhhh

  • Lol, hold down the 4 key on your keyboard. (Five's good too)

  • @Tehparodyman so is number 7.

  • i love how he looks at her madly then looks at him as if his head is gonna EXPLODE :L:L:L I fuckin love jeremy kyle :L:L:L:L and when he stutters to see you :L:L:L you-you :L i love his face when he says tht :L:L:L

  • CHAVS, WHAT DO THE SCOUTERS SAY ABOUT JEREMY'S POWER LEVELS?!

    IT'S OVER 9000

    OVER 9000

    NINE THOUSAAAAANNNNDDDDD!!!!!!!

  • Vegeta! what does the scouter say about jeremy's anger levels???

    bald dude: ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    *world blows up*

  • @demolition000 the bald dude is nappa

  • I LOL"d at the description of this video

  • AHAHAHA SO FUNNY HE SOOO BADLY WANTED TO SWEAR AT HIM BUT HE COULDN'T!!!

  • press 4 repeatedly and look at the anger in his face!!

  • @Drinkteax the way he twitches and o.< watayou iephgpieqhn roflles

  • @Drinkteax

    nah press 9 repeatedly lolololol

  • WOOOO NORWICH ! :D

  • I fuckin love this guy, he is so funny

  • 0:33 - 0:37 keep on doing it over and over again :) LOL

  • Gotta say, this is better than the crap we have in the states

  • @Baronstone American guests are more excitable though. I've never seen a British guest scream and then fall on to the floor like a sack of shit after receiving undesired DNA results (Most Maury episode). Nor have I ever seen the relieved man run out and give the audience high fives whilst shouting "Man, I told y'all" (Maury, again).

  • LOL @ "LAZY OAF" made my day hahaha

  • Excuses all the time all the foreigners taken all the jobs. I can't get tge bus I don't have enough money people are mean to me. I don't fit in Coz I look like a chav get over it.

  • trisha never used be this nasty..

  • @babyycakess3189 - thats why trisha failed.

  • Haha!!! He's right tho!! 100% lazy oaf of a man!!!

  • ROFLCOPTER

  • @nooguns ROFLCOPTER LOL

  • ROFLROFLROFLROFL

  • i would flip if i was jeremy

  • Fuck me, it's Shrek. She ain't no princess though. More like a donkey.

  • That's the WILHELM SCREAM :D

  • 2 people left Norwich

  • I am surprised that Jeremy Kyle has still got a voice considering that he shouts on this show alot, what a suprise, don't you think?

  • this man will cause world war 3

  • I said it before and ill say it again, jeremy kyle is a guy who likes to scream at people so the audience will clap for him. Big attention whore

  • lolololololol 0:35 Rage!!!!!

  • I live in Norwich;) haha.

  • what does oaf mean? lol! it sounds pretty funny must say!

  • Haha how I'd love to fucking lamp Jeremy Kyle I bet he'd cry like a little fucking sissy bitch

  • jeremy is solid bruuuuvvv

  • I noticed most of the people who comment on here are chavs and not working because they're lazy oafs LMAO :D

  • I don't think he's an arse at all. He's dealing with the dregs of society and someone needs to tell them to bloody well go and get a job instead of sponging off of everyone and living off benefits.Good for him!

  • @McFishKing Exactly! Someone on this show even admitted he couldn't be bothered to get a job and he loved living off other people's hard earned tax money. It's disgusting. That person should've had they're benefits taken away immediately.

  • @FreyjaKate *their

  • @McFishKing i respect him he was an alcoholic and a gambling addict amongst other things and now he help 'people' with the same issues and problems that he had

  • @McFishKing Yes but not on national tv. I doubt the guests take him seriuosly

  • @McFishKing bloody well

  • @select899 I was trying to be polite....I've never said bloody well in my entire life. SUCH an english thing to say but yeaaaaaah. Last time I said what I really thought I was called a 'potty mouth' so what evs. I'll try and be more scottish in my insults next time:L

  • @McFishKing lol i just hadn't heard somebody say that in a very long time. Live on brother!

  • @select899 Oh oops sorry!! On youtube I always kind of assume the worst of people....it's not often that people are actually being nice, mostly people are looking to trip you up on what you are saying behind the confines of a computer screen. Thanks for being one of the good ones:D

  • @McFishKing He was just saying 'for crying out loud, sort yourself out !'

  • hez a mad man

  • haha !! he does get a little bit moody doesnt he!!