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  • made the movie

  • HAHAHA. Isn't that his wife?

  • FOME TU WEA

  • Man this is fucking funny

  • hahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • not too get off topic....that Asian chick was hot..and Dave....EVER SO FUNNY.

  • lol jizz

  • hahahahahahahahahah .... hahahahahahah

  • weedgasm

  • That would TOTALLY be me if I picked up THAT much pot. As it is, when I get a whiff of good shit, I drool a little

  • keep pressing 6 for unlimited quantities of weed xD

  • @simanbg I'm not greedy. I took 10

  • I'd have the same reaction. Maybe even more.

  • press 4 repeatedly lmao

  • I know guys experience stoner orgasam but is it normal

    for chicks to have this experience too?

  • that looks like 2 ounces at most unless its brick weed lol

  • @sd3f4gh5jk67 It was some maui wowie

  • press 0:12 for more weed

  • Classic! XD

  • GO RV!!!

  • LOLOLOLOL

  • word, when they try to steal that whole suply i almost had a bad trip of how little weed i got compared to that storage room lol

  • and i JIZZED, IN MY PANTS

  • he jizzed in his pants....

  • Hahahahahhahaha man that brings memories hahah

  • I remember my first weedgasm

  • olmost did it in my pants when I saw this part hahahaah

  • xD ... hahaaa ...

  • this is my favorite scene

  • That bastard is crazy.

  • He just had an orgasm

  • keep pressing 5 & tell me that dosnet brighten your day lmao

  • @MorettiPelle hahahahahahhaha

  • @MorettiPelle LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • @MorettiPelle ~ thank you.

  • LMFAO!!! THIS WAS MY SCENE AS YALL CAN SEE IM BORD AS HELL JUST POSTING UP RANDOM SHIT LOL

  • pause it, then unpause, then press and hold the 5 on your keyboard

  • @trademarktaz lol...looks like he's humping the bottom half of that door.

  • LMAO!!!!!!!!

  • this should of been a scene in jizz in my pants video clip lmao!

  • keep clicking 0:12

  • lmao classic scene

  • I would fuckin shit my pants if I had that much weed...

  • keep cliking 0:09

  • @eleman97 XD hilarious!!

  • hahaha

  • he nutted on himself too much weed

  • i had a similar reaction to this today while on the phone to my ISP

  • @jimbojones8686 lol wtf

  • too bad that day will never come...

  • justin bieber tokes up to this movie eh

  • @julzdrums FUCK JUSTIN B & HIS LOYAL FANS ALL AROUND DA WORLD.

  • @azurescens420 @BrutalAsHell

    You guys are both fags!

  • @JOED447 agreed

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  • fuck! her line and his initial shock make the scene

    i think its 'and one lb of marijuana'..dam its been awhile

  • chappelle is a god

  • look at the womans reaction face at the end! priceless lol

  • Damn who needs Viagra any more after getting this much weed?

  • :01= epic moment

    :05= epic moment

    :08= epic moment

    :11= Jizz in my pants

  • @cooliebwoy415 nice =3 reference

  • and he jizzed in his pants

  • ohmygawd getting a POUND for free with just a signature OHMYGAWD i wouldve came all over that chick nd thats like 1355$ soo yeah either way i win lol

  • i wonder how many times they had to shoot this scene.....its hilarious as hell.....i bet that receptionist was dying!!!

  • i wish we could all get weed that easy!

  • @wakingthedomen

    i fucking love this scene....i lived how he scribbled his name on the sign out sheet

  • I CANT WATCH IT MORE CUZ I FUCKING DIE LAUGHING AND ITS HURTS

    XD

  • lol best part of the movie

  • holyfuckin shit i love this moviee i wuldv done the same thing!

  • fuuccckk u shulda started that scene a lil more back. His instant reaction was awesome

  • Jizzzz in My pants!!!!

  • THIS IS THE BEST PART EVER!!

    Hahahah

    I fuckin laugh so hard

    I love it!!!

  • my reaction would be the same lmaoo

  • lol shit i'd b happy as fuck getting all that !!!

  • uh uh weeeeed.........Yessss

  • what ever happen to dave he dont do his show no more ?????

  • @bigboy6969100 family im pretty sure

    also he talked in his skit. Sick of people every time they see him (even with this kids around) yell out "Im Rick James bitch!"

  • LMAO, bes movie ever, I've seen dave a couple times here at the mall and the gym pretty cool dude

  • ahhahahahhahah best fuckin movie

  • She's hot

  • wow, everyones talking about jizzing on themselves?? get legit, but they shoulda put the funniest part right before this wen she puts it on the counter and he hears her say it and his legs give out on him

  • @ballgms308

    Plus the bit when he takes it back to the doctor and keeps grabbing at it and putting it in his pocket :D

  • @ballgms308, "get legit"? You mean get "for real". ha.ha. Wow, ur smart

  • @mrjuliosays ha no i mean get legit. can say it however tha fuck i want to. dont try to say get "for real" is a correction of anybodys grammar. its a half baked trailer not an essay mr smart fuck

  • i've watched it yesterday

    loved this part XD

  • i woulda just passsed out right there

  • i would pound that doctor

  • This is how I feel, especially being able to smoke some purp today.

    My mouth is seriously watering.

    and I think i just jizzed myself.

  • if that was me i wouldve been jizzin like a mofo

  • shit im high and this must be funniest shit i ever see while high jajajajajajaja

  • LMFAO! i almost fall out of my chair laughing everytime! xDDD

  • i would to the same if that would happen to me xD

  • talk about a great job work u get a pay check and a pound a week

  • laugh everytime i see this part so funny

  • lmao one of the best parts in the movie

  • if she gave me that id quit my job smoke that pound and find another job....

  • yeah i think my reaction would be the same i dont even think i would finish signin ma name

  • i would have done the same thing

  • i would probably just go ragdoll and start jizzing and making my 8O FACE GONA BUST OOUT MY O FACE

  • he jus blew his load fukk wut stoner wouldn't lol

  • ohhh yeah lol

  • as a proud stoner, seeing a pound of medical magic, i would've reacted the exact same way. what stoner wouldn't?

  • @BrutalAsHell

    Great. We all get it. You smoke weed. But so do a lot of people. Quit trying to flaunt, bitch-ass. I bet you only smoke schwag anyways. I smoke hash and nugs. By the way, nice faggot username. AIDS-having queer.

  • @azurescens420

    Ha. Atleast I'm not some pussy, like you, who thinks talking shit to complete stranger's, over the internet will make you seem like a hardass. What a bitch.

  • @azurescens420 lol you said quit trying to flaunt, then you said i smoke hash and nugs. lol dumbass

  • @azurescens420 why are you so concerned with someone else talking about their own experiences? don't have any of your own to share? get a life.

  • @azurescens420 if we were all h9ight while reading ur responses ud kill our high. take ur boyfrinds cock out of ur ass and dnt smoke weed anymore cuz its amking u a lil bitchen pussy

  • @BrutalAsHell i am pretty sure he is cumming in his pants...but then again i probably would too hahaha

  • @BrutalAsHell ahahaha i´ve seen much more

  • @BrutalAsHell a stoned one.

  • @arqitekture touche

  • lmao at 0:06, looks like someone needs a change of coveralls.

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  • he looked like a crack head tryin to pick it up

  • i wouldnt even be able to talk id just drool

  • i wulda busted in her face lmao

  • for me the funniest bit of the movie. you can just imagine yourself in that situation so good

  • You forgot the part right before this, where the doctor says "One pound of marijuana" and Dave's knees buckle.

  • i think i would react the same exact way lol

  • he's gonna cream in his pants

  • weedgasam

  • @chalklot Was it a weedgasm or a ASIANgasm?

  • @phoen99rising dose of both on my part lol

  • @chalklot

    LOL

  • OOOHHHH

  • OMG perfect!

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