Atari Jaguar - Cybermorph

[EatSleepGame64]

if this thing was 64 bit how come this and the fx chip for the super nintendo are not to visually far off?

[MattJFisher]

Hey, look, some guy named Fred has the best score. Maybe it was Fred Fucks.

[pasqualevideomaker55]

where did you learn to be a green head?!

[PunchSydeiron]

Guys, you gotta keep hitting thumbs up on _both_ comments because I like to read the same joke twice.

[metakight4]

They ripped off sarfox for the snes atleast I think they did but starfox is way better lol

[rathlon]

I like this game though it was odd, I still have it and the jaguar to play it.

[MarijnStevens]

The drawdistance is absolutly bullshit

[Alevamltd]

Where did you learn to steal quotes from AVGN videos?

[CDProductions66]

@Alevamltd say that to the IrateGamer!

[NeverendingRobRada]

Come pet the cat

[azwel]

EGM PRAISED the Hell out of this game when Jaguar came out. And that led to me buying the system. thanks EGM ;(

[incarnationofsorrow]

Yes when flying an airplane always remember to avoid the ground. You could die. Or worse, you could have an idiotic green woman who just underwent chemotherapy constantly giving you obnoxious reminders in a grating monotone.

[TheAndjoo]

were did you learn to fly? FROM YOU BEECH!

[reaperman2010]

For those waiting for "Where did you learn to fly?": 3:00.

[kiensmf]

@reaperman2010 lol too funny

[1994Prondy]

FRED FUCKS GOT HIGHEST SCORE 0:37

[TheNoisePolluter]

-Good Luck

-Avoid The Ground x7

-Good Work

-Only One More x1

-Ouch

-Where Did You Learn To Fly

-Portal Hole Open

-Well Done

[D4MVP]

Shitty system.

Fucking awesome startup, tho.

[DracheN0504]

What a piece of motherfucking goddamn shit...

[StelarCF]

Good to fuck.

[DarkMind95]

Where did you learn to shave your hair bitch!

[SSCode09]

GOOD..LUCK lol

[greekranger]

epic game, I loved it back then

[Blaiyan]

I use to play this a lot as it is my only Jaguar game. I don't think my Jaguar works anymore though.

[redhothellers]

everyone says this is just anoying.... i agree ... but its more scary than anything... creaps my out

[TheNoisePolluter]

AVOID THE GROUND, GOOD WORK, OUCH, AVOID THE GROUND, OUCH, WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY, AVOID THE GROUND.......repeat

[Daniele36899]

Grande jaguar!!

[JamesStrangeStuart]

Avoid, this game.

[xyanide1986]

Imagine her in bed, "Well. Done...Where did YOU learn to fly."

[JackCarverOwns]

that green piece of shit face scares me.. XD

[MrDinomonkey]

The green lady is Cortana in the 80's or 90's with a britney spears hairdoo

[rescuehero942]

This needs to go on Xbox live arcade.

[covaan101]

were did you learn to fly

were did you learn to be a fucker!!

[cenaroe]

do u know where i can get the main them

please i want it bad i used to play it all the time as a kid and i cant find it anywhere.

[Abasuto]

Using this game as the pack-in was one of Atari's bigger mistakes.

It's not actually a horrible game, but something like Tempest or Doom should have been the pack in.

[NinjaGhostScorpion]

That green head is annoying. "Avoid the ground." "Where did you learn to fly?" There should've been a "Disable green head" option.

[TrueMario]

why is there a green bald woman?

XD

[MaidenFan24568]

Saw a copy of this in a small game shop for £10, jet not a single jaguar in site, nevermind.

[evildwarf]

What are we supposed to avoid?

[mynameisleeyesitis]

why dont you mute the green bitch

[Sollythesilent]

I think she has a very sexy voice and is very intelligent. I mean, just consider such sage advice as "Avoid the ground."

[klobiber]

Good Luck Well Done Well Done Well Done Good Work ...... Where did you learn to fly ? Where did you learn to fly ? Where did you learn to fly ? Where did you learn to fly ? WHAT THE FUCK ? o.O I have two peaces of this Game for my Jaguar D:

[druidenis]

where did you learn to fly?

i would be like

i dint learn to fly so stop esking -.-

[ghmongo]

Where did you learn to fly?

[foneb0i]

Avoid the ground? Really??

[themanwithnonose]

where did you learn to fly

[CLeRKSfan4life]

Everytime I play this it gets better and better. I got this game when I first picked up a Jaguar about a year ago and didn't think much of it. I've been playing it recently though and after getting used to the controls and everything I think it's awesome.

[taranchula97]

My responses to that green head. Guess which is which

"Thanks, I'm gonna need it"

"Why thank you, I've been practicing"

"Tell me something I don't know"

"Would you quit saying that already!!!"

[MrJonnnyKI]

Where did you learn to fly?! xD

[motherbrain86]

green headed sined o connor with rather seductive voice

[TMF58]

This game would be so so-so sew SO much better without the floating green head.

[roboguy75]

I have to ask you something, where did you learn to fly?

[RymanGaming]

Is that green talking head with the robotic speech really necissary?

[marciomoraes70]

"Avoid the ground..." Glad you are there to say me that! LOL

[dogeymon83]

This game is actually a lot of fun! It totally represents the charm of Atari and what they were all about: Simple games that were easy to pick up, but hard to master.

The graphics are not very complex, and the controls take some getting used to, but I still have fun with this game. And it's really challenging. I wouldn't call it garbage.

[DanielBMS]

How about we avoid this game.

[Izzy8384]

I like my hamburgers "well done". XD

[MRINTERDOG]

MY GOD! never actually seen this in motion, in my head i thought it might be good but FUCKING HELL! what garbage

[dogeymon83]

You gotta play it in person and open your mind to it. I thought it was not impressive when I first bought a Jaguar second-hand from a game store. But the first game I saw the Jaguar perform in front of me was Tempest 2000, and that really impressed me!

I gave Cybermorph a chance, and it's actually my favorite game for the system now. I got Battlemorph later on for the Jaguar CD, and that one is even better. ......well not quite as simple as this one. But still fun.

[Daniele36899]

@dogeymon83 ho anche io il jaguar e la penso come te!

bello cybermorph!!!

[unixarmy]

3:04

[PercyandDuckfan94]

"Gotta get it of my head."

XD

[Reconite11]

This is definately Atari trying to make a starfox clone.

[superpcenginegrafx]

Except that it was released within 6 months of Star Fox.

[dogeymon83]

Hardly. Starfox is totally different from this game. Starfox is like a Space Harrier clone. This game is about going around a scrolling landscape, destroying enemies, and picking up power cells. And then there are boss levels. It might emulate Star Fox's gameplay a bit, but it holds its own.

[mynameisleeyesitis]

@Reconite11 This is nothing like starfox

have you even played startfox

[Phazonaddict]

That voice is incredibly annoying.

[deathmountaintv]

where did you learn to be an asshole?! (avgn)

[deathmountaintv]

where did you learn to be an asshole?! avgn

[AJBSONIC]

This makes the 32X look amazing

[whereswaldo22]

dam 1993 thats old

[themanwithnonose]

where did you learn to fly?

[kakoroto]

avoid the ground...bitch!!!

[Bauglir100]

Skyler is fucking horrible! she is the Atari equivalent of Navi from Legend of Zelda and the annoying voice from the CD-I connect the dots game that avgn reviewed in Bible Games 2. JUST SHUT UP, YOU ANNOYING BITCH!!!

[SonicTheJackrabbit]

WEL DUN

AVUID DUH GUND

WERE DID U LERN TO FLIUH

Who did that voice? Why does it have sound so robotic and annoying?

[KingdomHeartsFan91]

Where did you learn to be an ASSHOLE!!!

[grinnellalarms]

@KingdomHeartsFan91 good ol avgn refrence

[ThreeTailedMoon]

Where did YOU learn to fly?

[MrFigi]

That green bitch is not only creepy, but also annoying. Really bad combination.

[GuiLingKwek]

its not just creepy and annoying. theres something evil and addictive about that green bitch.

[MusicBoy789]

Where did YOU learn to fly?

[Maniaxe613]

I wonder how many people decided to watch this video after seeing Angry Video Game Nerd's review on this game. I did. WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY?

[AldwynMcCloud]

I did it too

[markusthut]

me too!!!

[TheShaolinMaster]

Haha. Where Did You Learn To Fly !!!.

[Exxxtremeguy]

I hate that green whore

[BlazikenMaster]

I wonder if James never got the "Avoid the ground" message, strange isn't it?

[Maniaxe613]

I was thinking the same thing!

[Maxthemetalkid]

He might have got that but he probably didn't have time to mention it because he was so focused on "where did you learn to fly?".

[SirDestroyAllHumans]

Avoid the ground

[TimmyTickle]

Everyone's who watches this vid ash seen the AVGN vid and assumes the green British chick says "Where did you learn to fly" over and over, but she only says it once here.

[zedrein18]

WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY?

You just Angry Video Game Nerded, you fucking asshole!

[Ninji5]

I noticed that the face shows up half a second before you get one of those yellow gem thingys. Does she already know that you're about to get it or something?

[mynameisbackwards]

OMG

SINEAD O'CONNOR IS GREEN !!!

[RussianYulia17X]

Where did you learn to fly? Where did you learn to fly? Where did you learn to fly? Where did you learn to fly?

[Hippohateszealots]

AVGN?

[Ninji5]

WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY?

[figment1988]

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!! *whips out super scope and blows up the green head which looks like Ripley in Alien 3*

[Skylinesandsunsets]

The morphing ship was a hell of a concept. Too bad the graphics and the game play were typical of Atari: lackluster.

[NicolasLar]

remember that game

[teh2Dgamer]

Avoid the ground? You don't say.

[azwel]

aaa the girls voice.. terrible. this is 64 bit eh. and lynx was 16 bit. atari were pretty desperate.. they got me to buy a jaguar by ads alone. and egm magazine for giving the sytem such good reviews.. they mustve been paid off.

[doctorclu]

Used to hate this game till we started playing it on Atariage com and had a video game contest. I have since solved this game and is now one of my top ten favorites of the system. It really is a lot of fun once you learn to "Avoid the ground" :P

[ToxicGus]

One of the most coolest flying game in one of the most coolest videogames ever made!!

[Clayton0001]

My sister had this game... My mom got so mad when the head would repeat, "Where did you learn to fly?". We all hated it... Thus it mysteriously disappeared, lol.

[Spiqaro]

Holy crap, MY mom would get so mad when the woman's head would repeat, "Where did you learn to fly?"  Jesus, I thought we were the only ones. Those were the days...

[Mattvvvv]

ahhh this game brings me back good memories, then it was a good game imo, had alot fun with it!

[InsaneComedy]

Hmmm, this game looks more terrible than the commercial said it was. Then again, it looked lame on the commercial, too. N64 or PS1 could do much better than that.

[videogamesodbuster]

you're a retard

[heyguysinternet]

no u

[mynameisleeyesitis]

@InsaneComedy Well yes, the xbox can do better than the dreamcast your point???

[LordSamuelJ]

this had to be the worst of the Jaguar's Line up. I mean, most of the games sucked, but this one takes the cake.

[imperialpod]

Unfortunately, Alien vs Predator was supposed to be the Jags launch title but was delayed for a year so they used this rush job instead!

Shame, to have seen A vs P in the tv adds before the console came out would have been just what the Jag needed to get other programmers on board!

[mynameisleeyesitis]

@imperialpod this was to be launch game of a 32bit panther console as atari was designing 2 consoles but the 32bit was cancelled and this ported to jag.

then a proper jag 64bit version on cd

[Tamanozke]

"Where did you learn to fly?"

"Avoid the ground."

"Well done!"

Most... annoying... voice... ever...

I WAS going to buy this game but I think I'll pass... thanks for the video! It helped me make my decision.

[mynameisleeyesitis]

@Tamanozke BTW you can mute it

[hellspit2003]

not a horrible game givin that is was released in 1993. but there was no 'in game music' and why do all the sound effects actually sound like the original atari 2600?? BEWARE THE ANNOYING GREEN FACE lol

[digitaldave1234]

Avoid the ground.

[hakadalmann]

Does anyone know how I can run games on the Virtual Jaguar emulator? The emulator freezes when I try to run a game.

[imperialpod]

Make sure you're using atleast a p4 2 gig with 1/2 a gig of ram, if that still doesn't work then try a different emulator!

[Stopmotionist]

Why did the Jagua fail? Look no further than this...and those commercials.

[BleedBLUE87]

loved this game

[dtrks80]

This one grew on me after I learned how to play it.Although the graphics look dry and boring,it's really an interesting game.

[sega31098]

very good but...

*coughcoughcoughneedstexturest­hatarebetter*

it needs a bit of improvement.

[mynameisleeyesitis]

@sega31098 Yes, your about 14 years slower on the uptake mate.

Battlemorph was released in 1995.

[meidc]

Where did you learn to fly?

Well?

Where did you learn to have a big mouth?!

[thebonefish]

wow look at that draw distance... AVOID TEH GROUND!

[noeuro]

I believe they had Gillian Anderson do the voice for the computer AI

[OmegaWolf666]

that was hellbender

[Quadunit404]

No textures. LOL remind anyone of Starfox on the SNES? And the explosion sounds like the NES! Plus, it must've been torture for ANYONE who played this game to hear "Well. Done." "Good. Luck." and "Avoid, the ground." PLUS "Good. Work." from that sh*t-green face thing. Game looks boring.

[KevinCali24]

At first it seems boring, but as you get better at the game you appreciate it more...It is a really long game...something like 40+ levels... The levels get much more interesting than this level, which is only the 2nd level in the game... ;)

[xn0153x]

nice hi-res testures!

nice draw-in distance!

to think I loved this game and thought that it was "state of the art"! lol

man... those were the days!

[Phwn]

This game is hard at high level.

[KevinCali24]

Yep but it sure is rewarding when you beat a set of planets. :)

[eccocid]

önly one more !lol

AVOID THE GROUND! HEIL!

[megamix]

Atari, you forgot the textures!

[carlitoparadise]

sega cd had betters games whit only 16 bit...

if you dont believe me lokks at shilpeed...

[macahan78]

annoying green face

[rupertsbear]

"where did YOU learn to fly?"

haha my brother and i used to crack up at her voice!

[looserextreme]

I want to smack the shit out that green face

[cool70200]

goodness I remember I had this game, the oldie days :P

[GuiltD]

man this is funny....what a strange game that I used to love/hate