Michael McIntyre - Ian! I'm On Train

[TheEmm334]

@baldwin I am the same! :D



[baldwin471]

it's 3:30am, and i have to be up for work at 7, why the fuck am i still on youtube trawling though countless michael mcyntire clips?

[TheIanerasmus]

I remember this call....

[ARavingLooony]

i think michael and lee evans should do a tour together

[xXZzSkypiezZXx]

@ARavingLooony I Agree

[Randomfan96]

10 people haven't done their Geography homework!

[ILoveMyYellowHat]

I can't stop looking at his hair when he is talking!

[xXZzSkypiezZXx]

Holly Shut Your Mouth

[xXZzSkypiezZXx]

Michael Is Amazing

[hollyrogs]

@suruasatuots I disagree, since when have you been chosen to say who we all find funny? Go away dickhead.

[Suruasatuots]

@hollyrogs wow chill out, sorry that I offended your girlfriend

[hollyrogs]

@Suruasatuots great comeback, I think i used that last when I was about 6

[KammyWoofs]

Love this joke so much <3 never laughed so hard, love it

[gotboredomdotcom]

ian...im on the traaaiiin, u got home work, DO IT!!! cba mw3 is betta

[NinjaJessxx]

That made me laugh my socks off XD LOVE him and Miranda Hart xx <3

[Suruasatuots]

@NinjaJessxx miranda hart is the most unfunniest waste of space ever

[MrJuppys]

@Suruasatuots and a big waste of space at that..

[TheEddiejones15]

@Suruasatuots Screw you

[tenseman08]

can i help you with you that bag XDD

[sausysamba]

i'm on traaain...he looks chinese :P

[Missheart744]

Ian am on train lol

[jude6156]

The woman at the end was awesome. Give me her address and I'll send her 10 tonnes of chocolate xD

[jess09tomo90]

IAN AM ON THE TRAIN!!! aahah soooo funny

[Adudethatlikesmusic]

i was drinking soda and he said SHIT hold it in hold it in...I'VE TAKEN THE WROONG BLOODY TRAIN!!! then i had to clean up

[candyrox199]

LOLOLOLOL when he says 'i've taken the wrong bloody train' when he says 'train' he sounds like he's taking a poop

[brightblackdawn95]

His hair is so distracting. O.o

[anorak103]

A great bit of comedy and a very neat upload - nicely done! Thanks :)

[amadekurvink]

My friend speaks like that he was like Jane I`m on bus !!!

[1Thompsonmusic]

More irritating than funny.

[ImDaaaany]

Ian, It's Dad again, I've taken the wrong Bloody Train!!!

[17GreenDayFan17]

9 people Haven't done their geography

[TheDjpom]

I had to sit and watch this in silence cause my lil sis was in the next room asleep- how badly i faild

[nightfury1996]

"excuse me love, you're currently travelling in the wrong direction, i think you need to concentrate on your own geography, alright?!"

and then he mouths "brilliant!" XD

[Fuzion180]

lmfao i cannot stop watching through the suggestions

[2ndSSBggydbluds]

Jesus christ genuinely laughed at a clip!

[misslouistomlinsongb]

I've taken the wrong bloody train ! Lol :)

[ounwafor]

Please find out and let us know

[ChristmasTrax]

My dad has a friend who every time you answer the phone he shouts IAN! I am starting to wonder if the this man is 'the man on the train' ?????

[3L1T3K1LL3R]

I should be studying now,but I just can't get separated from McIntyre's videos :D

[KeviSky1]

He is not gay. He has a wife and 2 kids... He is amazing soooo funnyyyy

[ruudrune]

is he gay?

[Chimney699]

@ruudrune Nope just excessively camp.

[fitc456]

9 people took the wrong train

[1Thompsonmusic]

Very hard to listen to after about 1 second the annoying Chinese fool

[Zukashi07]

AND MAKE IT NEEEEEAT

[CrazyVicky3000]

In the north they like to get to the heart of the sentance.

[muongluonQUARK]

He just made my angry face at 0:14

[DioZeroifycational]

there's always that one bitch xD

[Road552]

Love Michael McIntyre! :D AMAZING

[SotaSamakari]

SHIT

[laurawattam]

And make it neeeat. xD

[RaverBoyRiley]

I like trains...

[tholok97]

@RaverBoyRiley eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeon craaaash!! LoL



[lgdsvcd]

@RaverBoyRiley Well I'm a stegosorus!

[imsosimple1]

i started laughing the second i saw his hair, and then i didn't stop till the end

[MyRyan122]

ian its dad again ive taken the wrong bloooody train

[TrufflesTheMushroom]

Don't watch Michael McIntyre whilst eating. You WILL snort grilled cheese through your nose.

[EmmaAdams1]

A brilliant moment!

[PinkButterfly2662]

"An' make it neaaat."

[MissLittleear]

That woman ought to get an award!

[mark150761]

6 people are on the wrong BBBLLLLLOOOOOOOODDYY TREEEEEEEEEYN!!!

[koolkattamsyn8910]

I love his little silent brilliant at the end. I cracked up! 

[MrBenj1990]

5 people seen this and were like thats me! FML

[chapsticklolz]

Hahahahaha i'm northern and this is brilliant!!! 'In the North you like to get to the heart of the sentence' Love him x

[TheFirephoenix1997]

i love this guy

[loopseybum]

LEDGE.

[missboo335]

love the panic bit and the welfere of this ian xxxx

[craigmanutd]

The way he says "Who is this Ian, what is happening?" is brilliant hahaha

[ShitMovies2000]

that's my name ;-;

[salthillboy]

IAN! I've taken the wrong mmmmluddeh train!

[cardigan3000]

a brilliant moment that never happened

[chchchchchcharlotte]

@cardigan3000 there was probably an angry looking man on the train, who got on the phone to someone called ian... but the rest is completely fabricated.

[OldYoungGun]

@Obsidian1392, because it's funny -_-

[AnnaDaChidkid]

I'VE TAKEN THE WRONG BLUUUUUUUHDY TRAIN!!!!!! lol XD

[TheMollyfendom]

Instead of watching the video, I'll just read all the comments.

[Raichu234]

Ian it's dad again i've taken the wrong bloody train! XD

[chocolate3261]

He is literally the campiest straight man ever!!! So funny though. If I was on that train I'd probs say something like that woman :):)

[KatieFromEngland]

I laughed so hard it hurt!

[floopky]

My brothers called Ian... :S

[Random5People]

Ian, it's dad I'm on Trraaaaain! So funny!!

[WIGGLEx5YEAH]

SHIT!!

[kiranpreet1411]

I'VE TAKEN THE WRONG BLOOOODDYYY TRAINNN!!!!!!!!! XD

[StephenC999]

I'm mean't to be doing my Geography essay. Just one more Michael McIntyre video.....

[kalexi83]

5 of Ian's family members found this clip.

[OmgGuacamole]

5 people got on the wrong train...

[EmmaAdams1]

"Excuse me, love. Your currently truffling in the wrong direction. I think you need to concentrate more on your own geography, alright?"

[EmmaAdams1]

@EmmaAdams1 traveling, not truffling sorry ppl i got it wrong

[ash97ify]

IAN AM ON TREEEEYYNNN

[amie9able]

OMG SOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLLLLZ XXXXXXXXxxxxxxxx

[RealValkyrieCain]

SHIT! ...IAN! It's dad, i've taken the wrong BBBLLLOOOOOOOOOOODDDYY train!!!!! - love this dude!

[SuperAngelofglory]

I've taken the wrong bloody train! XD

[Phamy6]

wow I've never had top reaction... :D:D

[outyjaynexo]

I'VE TAKEN THE WRONG BLOOOOODY TRAIN!

[mcrgda7x]

Ian and his dad disliked this video.

[Mintbeans123]

1:59 hehe

[codeyday]

The second dislike is Ian!

[OldYoungGun]

Pres 7 wait 5 seconds then press 8 xD

[Obsidian1392]

@OldYoungGun why

[Joker2982]

Concentrate on your own geography...LOL! Some people are just epic...

[19Vexthehedgehog91]

I'M ON TRAIN!!!!!! XD

[TheBleachSister]

I've watched this once before, and now I can't help but start laughing every time I even think about watching it again :D

[Pourmoi345]

one of the dislikes is the man on the train

[Kempter1]

McIntyre is the fakest of fake. Did that really happen Michael? Did it REALLY happen? No? Well then shhhhh

[Obsidian1392]

@Kempter1 yeah i thought it might have actually happened until the woman at the end 

[sabrinaleeuk]

@Kempter1 Are you the man on train who is pissed off at getting the piss ripped out of you? Either that or you have no sense of humour...

[FRGTFIGHTER]

I'VE TAKEN THE WRONG BLADY TRAIN!

[FRGTFIGHTER]

It Starts at 0:35

[QuirkBiscuits]

Geographeh!

[mustafaseker28]

i hate his hair

[jessibeeandkatiekins]

@mustafaseker28 r u a crazy pedo ?? lol xx

[wks1978]

IAN! I'm On t' Treeeeeeeeyn

[scroggz20]

@wks1978 im from manchester,bury and i talk like t't

[MartinJWillett]

@wks1978 On behalf of all the people browsing YouTube with text-only browsers can I just express my special thanks to those who post the lines they find amusing under the videos thus saving us the bother of having to watch them. And let's not forget those other tireless souls who thumb up these transliterated jokes so we get to know what the funniest bits are. Sterling work all of you.

Carry on.

[wks1978]

@MartinJWillett Thankyou. I now regret I didn't transcribe the entire sketch.

[TheMichaela96]

his hair looks like hes got a full fringe

[TheSarcasticBiatch]

I Love That Woman! Lol

[ahtartersauce101]

Right, DO EET!!!

[upbomb]

It's always the crazy Yorkshireman isn't it

[mark150761]

2 people are on the wrong BBLLLOODDYYY TRAIN!!!!!

[SilentArtist269]

You're not going to die NOW! AAARRRGGGGHHH!!!! XD XD XD XD XD

[slightlyinsaneFTW]

...I think I was actually doing geography homework about oxbow lakes when I first saw this on TV...

[0deer7]

i love michael mcintyre! genius.

[playuppompey01]

Ian! AM ON THE WRONG BUHLUDDY TREEEEN

[ProMinecraftJoe]

1 Person is a Angry Looking Buissness man

[icepopsy101]

your currently traveling in the wrong direction i think you need to concentrate on your own geography right!!!

[Annoyingthing321]

Is this the same guy who wanted some in the footy match?

[TheMattBattersby]

Yup, I've done the whole 'I'm gonna die' thing on the train!

[AlwaysAboutMyGurls]

1.34 THAT GIRLS HAS ONE NOSE!!!!!

[Annoyingthing321]

@AlwaysAboutMyGurls Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't most people have one nose?

[lexisbabe11]

@AlwaysAboutMyGurls Of course she has one nose, I've never seen someone with two...

[Shoadowz]

SHIT ..........O.O

micheal the legend

[TheAmazingScotsman]

"Fear for Ian's wellbeing" LMAO! x

[DanielP1888]

amazing quality and so fukin hilariious

[suNni3CG]

i've just pissed my self! LMAO

[peaacelovee]

see the dislike bar? yeah me neither.

[DanVideoGames]

300th like!

[SaharaxXxDesert]

Half way through the video i had to pause to calm myself down because i was about to die from laughing so hard

[MizzAshyBelle]

i laughed so hard

[Tracker4063]

1 person takes the bus

[Phamy6]

the one person that pressed "Don't Like" is Ian's Dad!

[Obsidian1392]

@Phamy6 fuck off

[Phamy6]

@Obsidian1392 sorry? that was random

[tomsgt2009]

Please get more than 82 thumb's up on this comment so the joke wont be spoiled.

[saintsrlfc95]

Ian, i'm on trainnnnnnnnnn

[Michael679461]

im gay

[Michael679461]

iaaaan



[arrghgarry]

Its good to see no dislikes,I think he were describing me

[turnedout68]

love how there are no dislikes

[Arashau]

My face is numb! Why is my face numb?!

[mkobismee]

You got Humewerk? Reet, DO IT! and mek it neet!!

[jadem7553]

i love this lol

[LoveOBxxxx]

BRILLANT!!!!!! Bloody brillant!!!! :-) XXXXXXXXXXXXX

[strawberrymiss818]

i love him but lol at his hair :)

[pipa123100]

love it.

[binibibo]

Im ont the traaain. do you have homework? RIGHT.. DO IT.,, and do it neat :'D i cant stop laughing

[TheJucieeLuciee]

@binibibo Wrong it's

IAN! I'M ON TRAIN GOT ANY HOME WORK GEOGRAPHY RIGHT DO IT AND MAKE IT NEAT

[binibibo]

@TheJucieeLuciee yehe i know i realized it after

[MrIantennis]

Do it and make it neeeeeeeet!

[klerr11]

you're currently travelling in the wrong direction? soooo funny!!! ;)

[superchav911]

I would actually laugh if "Ian" was in the audience :'))

[superchav911]

im am a proud northerner and can say WE ALL talk like that but i would of spelled the title IAN! I'm ON'T train ...

[CallumRocks1000]

Why is there an announcement about Ian?

[EXTREME4YEARSTOCOME]

" i love you" gets me eveytime!!!

[CallumRocks1000]

@EXTREME4YEARSTOCOME Agreed.

[FennLikesGuavas]

Keep going back to 1:47 dying of laughter :')

[Manutd4ever8]

I Always try to listen to other peoples phone conversation and try not to laugh

[Nymphetamiine01]

I love how he moves XD

[TnDCorp]

ive taken the wrong BBLLLOODDYYY TRAIN