Brendon Burns - The Liffey Laugh

[DeathMetalMurder]

Turn your volume down at the start.

[Exarian]

some guy: "I fucked your mother!"

me: "Oh thank god I'm so relieved. She's been so lonely ever since dad died."

[aMagicalUnic0rn]

Mr. Burns you bring peace to my heart!

[Vovalondonskiy]

he's brill!

[jjmcreal]

Yeah, don't get in early, better yet, don't fucking go.

This dude is as lowbrow as the come. A couple of dick and fart jokes, some ranting about women, and then the weirdly aggressive screaming at the poor girl in the front row.

Top work. If you want to see Brendon at his unfunny best, check out his videos with Chopper Read.

Rodney Rude did it all before. Burns is a clown. At least Rude has no pretensions about his humour.

[Malee1995]

@jjmcreal fankie boyle is better but burns is still funny

[makethetransition00]

@jjmcreal post a better routine

[bennocelt]

jesus, this is shite

laughing at it his own jokes

[gabriellieful]

This dude is my second cousin :D

[LieutenantMatt2]

Wait, the west end of what?

[MRMIdAS2k]

@LieutenantMatt2

London, in britain there is only one "west end"

[vuswa]

watchin this dude on Comedy central at 0228 hrs in the morining and pissing myself laughin, i think i might have woken up everyone in the house.. LMAOROFL!

[garfeild1]

Exactly the same for me :D haha my dog was attacking me for wakin him up haha

[relic184]

He puts so much effort and passion into his incrediably racist and sexist comments Good On Him!!

[DumuRaL]

Good humour, dude! Nicely said! That was very refreshing. Thank you for excluding political correctness, +1!!

[MrHeadingley]

This is very very old. Chubby Brown was doing this when I was at school. This Burns guy has done nothing original that bhasn't been done in the last 30 years

[relic184]

Still Funny Though..

[toemasjackson]

are you completely missing the whole point of most of him routines , hes not racist nor does he make racists comments , he says things that are based loosely around race but never once does he out right slag off a religion or race , is whole "so is this offensive" routine was based around how everyone perseveres anything about race and being racist . he was pointing out other peoples racism and highlighting that's hes not in the slightest

[caminus]

You see, I didn't see him being racist there and I bet later on in the show (because he always does it) he'll rip the crap out of men. Also, he wasn't really being sexist just massively angry that his misses cheated on him.

[lefrenchwondur]

he does seem hostile, on the verge of being unhinged. makes for compelling theatre though

[yellowcougar18]

Angry guy. I dunno, he seems a bit too hostile, I'll check out the other videos of his.

Maybe it was just the bad break up thing.

[whatshendrix]

Dumb twat...

[yellowcougar18]

Hey, it's just an opinion. Ya don't like it, then just ignore it.

[whatshendrix]

"Dumb twat" is an opinion. Why didn't you ignore it then? Perhaps you liked it...

[ahmanitsfull]

Nah, thats just him, but have a look at his DVD, its actually pretty sophisticated.

[yellowcougar18]

I saw some later clips of him on youtube, and he's gotten quite pudgy since this clip. Has he ever mentioned it?

And I saw a clip with a fake heckler. Is this part of his DVD also?

[ahmanitsfull]

I don't think he has mentioned it, but yeah he did get pudgy. Yeah the fake heckler thing is part of the DVD, but it sorta makes it better.

[sickkidreppin]

hehe result for mum hehe

[samoanglacier]

haha that's because gay guys.... dont have a effin girlfriend!!

[jamesstone123]

fucking.

wow.

[Gr1mReapa]

lol that girl in the front probably has his spit all over her

[MrJoeCage]

this fucking guy is hilarious!  never fucking heard of him before, glad i have now.

[almightyjass]

look up brendon burns leeds fest- i was there, amazing!

[mongoliandude]

Lol cockney-ripping?

He just played the Hackney Empire in Londons East end lol, joker!

[MrNaNaINC]

MAATTTEEEE my mums 65 LOLOOL hilarious

[internetsfinalboss]

You really have to listen to All my love and rage's ending to complete the whole rant on this. Its just so brilliant, he has a great story to tell.

[kupo180]

wow could you be any more bitchy

[kupo180]

thats my brother brendon

[joegerob]

shutup you retard

[KinglordFranon]

"come here early sit down the front hows that working out for you"

LOL

[TheR0BD09]

Being front row at his show would be fucking awesome LOL

[fuckingdonkeys]

fuckin clasic!

roflcopter

[gev4eto]

is it true he died last year?

[gosterholt]

id on't think so cuz i'm goign to go see him in chicago 3/8/2009

[audiodead]

Simple fact. This guy is pretty rubbish. His timing is slightly off (so it doesn't sound natural). And his material is quite predictable.

[metazare]

Should post a video of yourself doing standup. Show us how it's suppose to be done.

[SmokyMcPotzz]

haha i was going to comment that yokel myself until i decided it wasnt even worth it. cheers for saying it for me;)

[FoytheleeRacing]

ZOMGLOLZ FOMCROFLMFAOHSIP

[greenday21]

yo mentals..if u like brandon..check out jim jefries..he is a auzzie wanker2..very fucking funy tho

[1986hilux]

sence900p i agree with you, in "So I Suppose THIS Is Offensive Now" he used alot of his old jokes which i had already heard, i still love listening to his jokes :)

[wheatpaedo]

jim jeffries was good at hearts, not so good as a comic

[familygrl08]

he's ripping off jim jeffries jokes word for word

[NLPexperts]

I have Jim jeffries only DVD and his CD and seen him on a couple of TV shows, but don't see any resemblance between this guy and jim jeffries jokes.

thats a pretty serious accusation. Stealing other comedians jokes finishes a comics career.

[FoytheleeRacing]

I love Jim ... I don't see any resemblance :|... Carlos Mencia on the other hand, he's great, But i picked some dave chappelles jokes ...iunno if dave stole em first...

[SmokyMcPotzz]

carlos mencia is a robbing bastard, search "joe rogan vs mencia" hilarious. a gang of comics tear him plenty arsespace.

[FoytheleeRacing]

I Care lots...Search "euthanasia" way more hilarious. you should try it.

[SmokyMcPotzz]

you care "lots"? maybe you should consider removing yourself from the ol' gene pool yourself while im at it. how about i stab you in the eye and kill you, then you do me? sound good?

[FoytheleeRacing]

Yes, Way ahead of you there and that sounds splendid dearest, I'm off to make a cuppa. sweet dreams.

[SmokyMcPotzz]

ive never been criticised so indirectly or by someone with such a disregard for relevance. congratulations,you are an all time low.fail

[FoytheleeRacing]

Euthanasia still sound so bad ?

[FoytheleeRacing]

This is the second time text has told me i made it cry

[emmara]

he is very fucked up but totally hilarious!!!!

[Sence900p]

didn't laugh once, and that poor girl in the front, why did he scream at her :S

[AdkinsX]

return when you have a sense of humor

[Sence900p]

Actually i have a great sense of humor, may be it is not the same kind of humor as you have...

I did watch "Brendon Burns So I Suppose THIS Is Offensive Now" and he did some good stuff in that show, but not in this scene if u ask me...

[whatshendrix]

Does your sense of humor have "I have my head so far up my ass that I look like a fucking donut" written on it...

"Oh, that poor lady in the front got screamed at"... How anal can you get - she was laughing her ass off, was she fucking not?! Loosen up, donut boy ^^

[Sence900p]

oh no by not finding this comedian funny did i somehow offend you ?

I'm sorry I believed the people reading my comment would understand that it was an opinion of mine and not something i expected the world to take after.

If you are so insecure u can't take a comment on youtube without having to harass the writer then maybe you should GROW UP.

[whatshendrix]

I'm just taking the piss. If you can't handle a girl being screamed at, or a guy taking the piss, then you should grow testicles...

[Sence900p]

Handle? of course i can handle it i just didnt se the fun in it, and that's my oppinion which i am in no way trying to force on anyone else so why are u so upset and why are you trying so hard to convince me, i don't really care...

[whatshendrix]

Oh, you handled it pretty well by continuing to be anal about everything.

Who's trying to convince you, dude... Do you know the meaning of "taking the piss". It means I'm mocking you...

And who's upset - I'm laughing my ass off with your halfwit responses lol

[Nikon05]

i only heard about brendon recently, hes hilarious

[hoebagz86]

aussies FTW

[Forcomputerclass2]

wow i feel sorry for that chick up front

[invectiveUK]

Brendon Burns never heard of him ,but the funniest man i have seen in ages..cool

[MRMIdAS2k]

hes got a DVD out monday.

buy it.

[knockersondoors]

screw that... dl it

[MRMIdAS2k]

Fuck that, buy it.

if there was ever a comic who deserves to make it big, it's Burnsy.

Maybe not when he was blowing all his cash on drugs and hookers, but now he's clean he deserves it.

[NeCrOpHoBiC455]

poor banter

[Retrobates]

Saw him at Glastonbury. See my videos for some clips.

[jjrowley]

if ya like him go an see jerry sadowitz - even more offensive

[EnormousHuntBall]

Jerry Sadowitz is by far one of the best stand-ups in the country. Everyone should go and see him.

[FieldingJames]

Hilarious could be funnier than Ghandi and Abraham Lincoln combined!!!!!!

[Routrax]

Saw Brendon a few months ago in Soho.

He's awesome live, bit brutal at times, but still awesome!!!

[maniac4537]

my names brendon but its not brendon burns tho

[ykoshy]

Thanks for that...

[maniac4537]

no problem

[sxpstl13]

Legend Legend Legend.

[mreesm]

note to self. do not sit at the front whenever i see brendon burns live.

[Martinknox303]

this guy is funny, when he's on "The Comedy Store" you're bound for a good laugh

[pandamagic]

This is old material. Brendon Burns is brilliant live. I've seen him several times in edinburgh and he is always excellent. For those that don't think this is funny I suggest you turn off you pc and go see some live comedy!

[paigetempleton]

Brilliant, incredible live performer. Very intelligent comedian, a lot of people just don't get him, more seats for those of us that do!!!

[baztronbaby]

Pretty good I thought.

[jchat1984]

Wow Budway - tell us what you REALLY think..

[natalierfc]

the show he did after he won the award was amazing

[MIDNIGHTFLIER]

I was there too - and you're right ! Awesome - seen him every year for last six - always new material - my favourite comic

[budway1942]

boring boring boring.not funny and ugly

[Jacqs3280]

He HAS improved since this video! Saw him last night at Edinburgh Festival at 12.30am after he'd won the award and he was buzzing! The show is designed to shock and to make you think...not so easy at that time of the morning but still very entertaining. It is an uneasy watch but he did make me laugh. If you get the chance catch him tonight at the Pleasance Grand as he's off to London after that I think.

[itsprincesschris]

this guy is really not funny, and to be honest seems like a bit of a knob.

[mataualshas]

Well that was shit. I don't see how he won the if. award.

[firestartertwistedfi]

he won the comedy award in edinburgh, apparently. must have worked on his act a bit since this appearance.

[cordlox]

one of those westies you steer clear of in a pub or building site, you hear that houso laugh a mile away...

[40622088]

That girl in the front row at 3:45 must've shat herself...

[koncorde]

Crap.

[willdrummaman]

absolute genius! he is one of the best comedians out there

[locallaydee]

Saw this guy live in Cardiff - he's a comedic genius. Not to everyone's taste 'cos he speaks his thoughts but I think he's absolutely brilliant. You can't be easily offended to appreciate it. Go Burns!!

[00hurdf]

That was hilarious.

[noahmoralis]

This guy got an encore at the Comedy tent at Glastonbury. He's fucking awesome!

[GuernseyLou]

No its not a positive thing - its a friggin joke, appreciate comedy!

[mosesthejew]

fuckin funny guy.we need more burns

[simonlilley]

Terrific bit of comedy from a very funny guy.Lets see some more.

[Jacker87]

having your mom fucked by a stranger, in my view, is NEVER A POSITIVE THING... sorry

[vacantstare]

Is this the voice of experience talking?

[vacantstare]

Wow! I left that comment there a WHOLE YEAR AGO! And it's taken you this long to reply?

But then you fucked my mum. So obviously you've won already. *shrug*

[dbasrus]

@vacantstare Yeah, I was busy mending the lawnmower, son. Will you be back for tea?

[FoytheleeRacing]

DUDE you fucked her too ?

[S1D1117]

Big result to mom! HAHAHAHA Laughed my hole off!