Largest Anaconda

[Next627]

that birds retarted

[nishblaze]

DICK!  LOL

[hellobitches1000]

poor bird

[bigjayalltheway]

why is my penis in this video?

[ubee121]

omg that look real

[Radicalvegeta]

the interpretation of the bird not giving a fuck that day(mabe his last day) is prejudiced and ignorant he was an unwary adventurer who was oblivious of the darkness that was to befall him so in short the bird is fucked

[BrialeeDawn]

I used to be an unwary jungle explorer, until I took an arrow to the knee.

[candymanr2]

let's put htat snake in the glory hole....if you know what i mean! :DD

[lemonlimestiv]

this snake is representative of my large penis

[ADRYANSUPERMAN41]

what's the difference between jam and jelly? ....I cant jelly my dick in yo ass!

[oilfieldhand00]

can i take a piss without someone getting it on camera?

[melodic6death]

That bird has a bigger penis larger then the Anaconda itself just being there in general

[livilessthan3]

that bird is going to get fucked up

[lsuman8883]

100ft long like meh dick

[imWolfPuppy]

Wait, I wanna see what happened with the bird!

[rvruiz001]

what the heck did i just saw?!

[LayneEndsMergeLeft]

@rvruiz001 You mean SEE?

[rjz848911]

i would pass out if i ever saw a snake that big in real life face to face. but before i passed out i would shag ass outta there!!

[thatcoolguyapril04]

That is a gangsta bird lol don't giv a shit about the snake haha!

[TheDarkLetsPlays]

lol my feet got a better quality in recording

[Xemnin]

Thats a huge penis! I mean snake...

[yungmoolah12]

it looks like a big fat turd fallin in da toilet

[dshoub]

Peck him....peck him....do it now!

[jimjamec]

how did i get from cute kids saying stuff to giant freakin snakes?!!

[adammerlinsmith]

Giant. Black. Mandingo.

[Neonflowful]

DAT DICK

[MrBeastzy]

person who is two comments below me had a good point. Hes a gay little fuck

[zacksfl530]

Im woundering how many jungle explores are in that fat ass snakes body

[TheDevilHunter23]

Is this video recorded with a turnip?

[scrambaldfilmsactor]

@TheDevilHunter23 It was recorded with your moms vibrator, sorry about the quality son.

[Mr95hardbody]

@scrambaldfilmsactor TROLOLOLOLLLL thats is the BEST and ONLY good comeback ive ever heard to that LOLLLLL

[SicilanTeen]

@scrambaldfilmsactor OOOOOOMMMMMMMGGGGGGG HOW DID YOU THINK OF THAT !!!! HAHAHA OMGOSH !!! LOOOOL ^_______^YOU SOOO OWNED HIM ( TEA-BAG ) :D

[2upendra]

@scrambaldfilmsactor lol tht the funniest comment on youtube ..thanks i am laughing a lot =D

[decwizz]

@scrambaldfilmsactor oh i thought it was done with his dads vibrator lol



[HQZMCBOOMZHQ]

@scrambaldfilmsactor ohh fuck now that was a good comeback im gonna use that if you dont mind xD !!!!

[Pencils440]

@HQZMCBOOMZHQ lmfao!

[rjROCKS06]

@TheDevilHunter23 NOO UR WAY OFF U WE ALL KNOW THIS GUY RECORDED IT WITH THE NEW PATATO 3000 CAM UNCLUDES WITH NO HD AND CRAPPY SOUND QUAILTY ONLY FOR.. 2.99 AND FOR A LIMINTED TIME OFFER THEY THREW IN SOME BOOTLEG MOVIES SOO... COME ON DOWN TO RIPPY'S RIP OFF ELETRONICS STORE .

[MsMelmel32]

@TheDevilHunter23 omg..this is the creepiest shit I have ever seen! Well other than Japan.

[cltyler71]

if i was that bird i would shit my self and let it happen

[fabulous21819]

The bird is like:

Bird: Oh hey there Anaconda! I'm just passing this here stream!

Snake:I'm big and fat and I'm scary so bird get out of my way!

Bird: Fine

Snake:I'm the boss here!

Bird: (whispered) Fuck you bitch!

Camara turnes off,

Snake kills bird!!!

[dgmlxcbl]

@fabulous21819 ok

[2JAMMY]

Thats a real big fat one there mate!

[greenjello818]

Anaconda squeeeeeeeeeeeeze!!!!!!!!1

[Gwendi4eva]

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[LeMoNjUiCeInYoUrEyEs]

dumbest bird on earth, makes a dodo look smart

[04169purpleyellow]

thats not a bird... Thats chuck noriss

[MrHatSpeaks]

@04169purpleyellow "Thats chuck noriss" I would have given you a thumbs up, but you spelled Chuck Norris wrong.

[trueSTUFF2296]

That bird doesn't even give a fuck

[GhettoRambo1]

you r right scoobydoo, the anaconda is the second largest snake in the world next to the reticulated python which has been unofficially recorded at a length of 32 feet

[GIA13615093]

@GhettoRambo1 where was that largest 32 feet python? in The Philippines?

[TheEL1X]

хуйня у нас сергей зверев есть=)

[scoobydoo101354]

you guys all know that the anaconda is NOT the largest snake in the world right?

[Travmapunk]

@scoobydoo101354 Right! Of course we all know, that the biggest snake in the world lives in my pants(ask ur mom, she'll confirm)!! (-_o)

[SEPTICSOUNDS13]

@scoobydoo101354 depends what you call large, reticulated pythons are generally longer but anaconda's are wider and stronger

[jvbaskfavsj]

What an amazing creature

[hypercamnerd]

i'v seen bigger

in my pants

[orgundet]

olha essa /watch?v=wxN6Viqtp_A

[geoff9080]

bye bye bird stupid bird id lough if the snake saw the bird and shit its self and left

[delinquente157]

nossaaaaaa isso nao é uma cobra, é um dragao gigante kkkk

[3Slim3Shady3]

dumb bird

[LaurensSondakh]

feel bad for the snake

[Dmode444]

Man that bird has some balls eh?

[oVERMILIONo]

lifes biggest question is why does this video hav 5 million views

[Ausdudette]

@oVERMILIONo ... no, life's biggest question is why didn't I notice that until you pointed it out, d'oh! Good point but I think you'll find that footage like this is pretty rare & really worth watching. Sadly, our kids will need this for a reminder of what used to be......... no, I'm not a greeny.

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[vytko1618]

dammmn image 1000's of these ruling the urban jungle

[midnightomg]

omg why is you posting shit like this sorry for the comment but god are you like a fagg or something cause this one video i saw was better .IF YOU AGREE LIKE THIS COMMENT AND POST A COMMENT ON MY CHANNEL PLZ.GOSH I THOUGHT THE INTERNET WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE RANDOM FUNNY SHIT BUT NO... ASSHOLES LIKE YOU (SCRAMBALDIDONTGIVE A SHIT) HAVE TO POST THIS SHITTY SHIT SHIT SHIT

[DasHackii]

recorded with a toaster

[BOBPOPROCK]

@DasHackii hahaaaa

[stokie1999999]

Hahaha i think the comments at the top are better then the video. priceless.

[Nengrelim]

I was going to say something intelligent, but y'know what? [Penis joke goes here.]

[divan881227]

maybe he didnt payed his dstv bill.

[SOLDSKOOL]

0:12 LOL Say What

[Kakuzu09265]

DAT BURD BOUT TA GET ATE!

[DJSaint45]

did you film this with your anus?

[TheRaggamuffinStylee]

My trouser snake is that big, it's also more agressive

[FillahBong]

@TheRaggamuffinStylee Goof

[trustfire]

oh damn he was about to nail that bird

[suchmuch96]

*insert penis joker here

[lifethroughmylens1]

wow what a large snake.

[bigd21ize]

this is a bunch of bull shit!! haha who is the dumb ass that put this on here??

[HoukouAoi123]

IT'S HUGE

[Terrorfranke]

This snake isnt large, its FAT

[kare880]

TF, maybe u wuld hav good ratings if the snake ATE THE BIRD!!!!!! GAWD

[Boog250]

I got so sad when it didn't eat the bird...

[Kanoee64]

I want my money back SHIT!!!!

[irishgummybear]

Oh man! Could you just think how funny that would be to put that snake in someone's bath tub? :)

[juli13knudel]

in background listen it itself as by wakfu on :DDD

[maehx]

how did i get here from watching family guy clips???

[dangzard]

That's not a anaconda. That's just my penis.

[mjessy87]

@dangzard jajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja­jaa

[svallejo123]

Thats almost as big az my dick :D

[thirty7flavors]

my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hun... time to youtube sir mixalot!

[lonelyturret]

Hey! so thats where it went! < (thats a dick joke)

[09Mrcreed]

I'm in this part of YouTube again..smh

[Kn0wNRanDoMzZ]

@chloelyons101 Lol, your right, im going to see my girlfriend tomorrow. I love her so much.

[longjohnw86]

how did u get my dick recorded on camera!?

[63legendary]

@longjohnw86 They used a set of magnifying lenses...

[CinderellaMan227]

@63legendary

aw man that cracked me up

[63legendary]

@CinderellaMan227 :D

[CraigFCB]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

[zerocool19ful]

chin viendo una a la salida de mi casa se me para el corazon

[londonsozzie]

fuck that..where is my shotgun

[kesha2035]

they just got it from a movie or the just go it from tv

[thelocolatino01]

how did my dick get there?

[HotMinorRulez321]

OH Shit i let chuck Norris's snake loose agian

[pattoslive]

OMG!! my D*ck is on TV!!!!!!!

[SirezX]

watch?v=XIBRR2bKeWY

Scary as hell...be warned...this video was a bit creepy too...

[ToxicSorrows]

OMG BIRD WTF ARE YOU DOING GTFO OF THERE !!!!!!!!!!!!

[Thegoodlol]

i bet the snake could eat 5 ppl with no problem 

[bassax13]

They're defiantly talking about the thousands of missing pieces of Chuck Norris' soul. The prophecy states that on 2012-12-21 all pieces will be combined into one... Coincidence?

[cory2cory2]

HOLLY CRAP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!1

[TheMalikisawesome]

the bird say hey man got some weed

[cowtalk26]

does anybody elses dislike bar not 'red' but white instead?

[135930caballo]

damn that reminds me of the size of my cock ;)

[TekieScythe]

@135930caballo the 100 feet long part, try removing the zeros.

[Garrett3823]

LOL

[IsabelleKay97]

Oh look my mother is calling me home.. Gotta go!!

[irishkod]

i have a radio in my car

[yellowfellow5678]

that's like really awkward -______________-

[terminator499]

And not a single fuck was given by that bird that day .

[MyDRock1]

dam that as big and of my spems that came out of my giangt andaconda

[Spasstiful]

Maybe like 20 foot, its a big one but not the biggest. They tricked with the camera, thats all.

[Kinkbmx1232]

Was this filmed with a calculator?

[Longboarders999]

@Kinkbmx1232 I think it was a typewriter.

[FromChildhoodsHour]

@Longboarders999 lol



[FromChildhoodsHour]

@Longboarders999 lol

[epiphyticsab]

And the purpose of this 18 second video would be........what??

[scrambaldfilmsactor]

@epiphyticsab To show you a big snake what was you expecting the easter bunny?

[imafartudown]

@scrambaldfilmsactor is that a dick joke?

[Darkangel22378]

@scrambaldfilmsactor LMAO. I laughed so hard when I read this xD

[jelpamela]

@scrambaldfilmsactor you just captured this from a tv..

[jelpamela]

@scrambaldfilmsactor you just captured this from a tv..

[epiphyticsab]

@epiphyticsab A freaking video with some substance! Jeez, with 18 seconds you might as well have simply posted a picture! Take a good look around you at all of the other snake related videos on You Tube and you put this pathetic poor quality piece of shit up? I'm quite sure that ANYBODY on You Tube already knows what a big snake LOOKS like!!!! Jeez!!

[scrambaldfilmsactor]

@epiphyticsab listen son you clicked the video to look at a big snake and that's what you got if there is some kind of problem here be sure to write an angry letter to youtube and if you're lucky they might actually give a shit.

[epiphyticsab]

@scrambaldfilmsactor OK kid. By the way, I'm 64. lol

[mplsmn1975]

@scrambaldfilmsactor  Seriously. Who bitches about stuff like that? How petty (or bored) can they be? Some people would make fine careers inventing shit to bitch about.

[Suppressingfire]

@scrambaldfilmsactor hahhaha nice reply dude. lol he asked for it :)

[WOODSON71190]

@scrambaldfilmsactor Blasphemy! i expect at LEAST 19 seconds.

[Gazeld]

@scrambaldfilmsactor youtube has nothing to do with that, because YOU are the poster of this "video". And why do you prentend he said he clicked the video "to look at a big snake", while he has just explained you exactly that yours was like a picture, and so that he clicked to see a real video, that is rather like the others on Youtube ? Now if you don't like his comment, disable the comments on your video (you see, same kind of advice as you ^^).

[onlywhenpissed]

@scrambaldfilmsactor they won't.

[johnc4224]

@epiphyticsab dont bee such a prick at leashed he posted somthing unlike you fat fucking arse dont watch if your just here to complain

[epiphyticsab]

@johnc4224 What the hell does "at leashed" mean?? Also; "don't bee"? What does a "bee" have to do with anything?

[johnc4224]

@epiphyticsab lol you spend that much time on youtube you reply in like 10 minutes there misspellings and you know what the words were

[Kawaiichic01]

@epiphyticsab Wow no need to be an asshole. he's free to post what he wants, and it's not his fault he didn't meet your expectations. Now if you're really 64 why don't you start acting like it and maybe go take some anger management classes because that's just ridiculous.

[mplsmn1975]

@Kawaiichic01 Well said!

[scotland1989able]

@epiphyticsab u need to get out more

[jbracq2008]

@epiphyticsab fagggg

[worldisinwar2011]

@epiphyticsab that the bitch can eat you in a world record time

[tnasu1997]

@epiphyticsab The Reason Why Its 18 Second Is Because He Dosnt Want To Show Us How Fake It Is

[epiphyticsab]

@tnasu1997 I never claimed nor said that it was fake. I simply stated that I thought the video was 18 seconds which really served no purpose as compared to all of the other video's available on You Tube which contain some semblance of substance. I think he was just eager to post ANY video no matter WHAT it was. Why?......I have no idea. ;)

[SuperMikaelAngelo]

@epiphyticsab Its' purpose was deliberately to piss you off... lol

[NaboAdv]

@epiphyticsab Let you curios as me.

[dogmadogma]

Largest Anaconda sounds like a perfect title for interracial porn.

[andithebest44]

if i get 1 dollar for every pixel i would have 1 dollar

[GaryGladstoneStuff]

By the number of people saying they liked your video . . . . I'd say you've got one hell of a large family (that feels sorry for you).

[sarahbrice10]

@GaryGladstoneStuff well i love it !!! if he just muted it and made it a little longer it would b better!!! so stop bitching about it!!!

[EmJayBreen]

That narrator was stoned.

[Snip3rSkillz]

U was waiting for that anacona to attack that bird lol

[chanNigga14]

@miThMon .. hahaha oka! who even invited yuu to this conversation.. cause i dnt recall sendin yuu a message sayin: aye miThMOn boy i need yuu to talk trash and try to back it up with yur lame ass shit :) so therfore..BACK THA HELL UP! :) have a nice day mithacalboy :)

[58ranier]

Oh hey look..That's you

[chanNigga14]

@scrambaldfilmsactor 1st off that is like the gayest name ever to put haha. and 2nd off leave mii speling alone i can put w/e i feel lik effin puttin O.K! :)

[MiTHMoN]

@chanNigga14 pass english, then you can comment.

[suvi999]

Thumbs up if you thought the bird on the right was gonna get eaten by the anaconda.

[TheInfectedMeatloaf]

looks a bit like my shit after i've had chinese

[PetersVidSkillz]

@TheJaySpazz

Its not real bro.

[chanNigga14]

hahahaha!! only guys wuld be retardeddd enough to say shizzzz like that .. and this movie suked!!

[scrambaldfilmsactor]

@chanNigga14 would* retarded* sucked*

sort your spelling out you mongchild.

[Snip3rSkillz]

@scrambaldfilmsactor who......cares