Worst Band Ever

[wesmatron]

Pretentious much?

[ondunondun]

Worst video ever....?



[warfan7x]

2:56 Sexual Chocolate!......Sexual Chocolate!

[8000cheese]

Now I know what a dying elephant sounds like

[gaburrito]

u.u

[FuzzyPicture]

noise! jazz noise! sweet. so sophisticated

[angels77100]

That wasn't experimentational, nor was it improvisation. That was just four pathetic students wasting everyone's fucking time. Get real jobs you pathetic talentless, tasteless cunts.

[smokeymcpot268]

@angels77100 i couldnt agree more

[angels77100]

@smokeymcpot268 Yeah, and what the hell's the guy on the trumpet trying to do? Jesus Christ, I mean this sounds even worse the second time around.

[damocles943]

@angels77100 you don't understand true art! LOL

[angels77100]

@damocles943 LOL Don't make me listen to this again!

[PantsCreep]

Wait a second... that's not how those instruments are meant to be played!!! I am outraged!!!! Just who do they think they are?!

[smoothie66]

why did they even bother using real musical instruments?  they could have just used scrap metal and farted into microphones or something. that would have enhanced the experience probably.

[nitarama]

that's a kind of musician art I think - I like it :-)

[Medevil9908]

damn, that was intentional, you say? omg. that's just terrible.

[snoopyflick]

Off course it doesn't make sense if paste a whole bunch of random shit together, and listen through horrible audio quality on most cameras. I don't know if this was good at all, but no way could this give a good description.

[Weirderino]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! VAD I HELVETE?! LOL

[juicysteak]

more like malmNO!

[spruceshark]

this stuff might be cool if it had like something visual to go with it like a fucked up cartoon... sounds shit by itself haha

[cicodelico]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuaaaaaa­aaaa,

the greatest shit i ever heard in my life,ha ha

[crackmaster88]

i lold so hard :D

[sharpmango]

it sounds like a cat in a blender!!!!

[RNRDOLL]

Pretty much what youd hear if you hung out with berklee turds in boston.

[angryace13]

my head hurts like frick, but i cant figure out why.

[WhiteLoneWolf10]

this is what you call factory music. Its what you hear in a factory.

[Mattashi]

Stop experimenting and play, lol

[ArchetypeZero]

What are they trying to prove? There must be some other point to this, cause they obviously weren't trying to show off their talent. If sarcasm were a music genre, they'd be the top dogs.

[GiJoePSX]

dude this is the worst peice of shit on here, and wtf clear the static dude

[RespectMyGangsterism]

if i tripped and fell on a piano it would sound way better then there "song"

[RicciDids]

wow he raped that trumpet

[Vasarto1]

Oh my god they were horrible. Must......listen....good..musi­c.

[stew2134]

wow i was suprised they clapped at the end XD

[AchillesWar]

what in the fucking world was that. it damn sure wasnt music.

[reallysecretmachines]

What's with the freaking 10-second trumpet note? And the weird "testing/beeping"at 1:45? So awful.

[Dondrethatsme]

When does their CD come out?

[Isabel9867]

2:22 CHEWBACCA XD

[Edvice05]

lmfao

[drumsaremypassion]

damn this sucks so bad but its funny how bad they are

[Brendan2080]

More like the sound Of satans asshole

[jimboy162]

The second I saw a trumpet I made my decision.

[Koroush51]

Do the guys playing it actually enjoy the music?

[B4SSMASTA]

Sounds like a cat on helium and cocaine, screaming and dieng at the same time.

(vomit)

[Diztortion182]

u call that a band? or random people standing on a stage with instruments with no idea on how to play them lolol

[PhillipShits]

this bands is fuckin awsome! u think they'll come to america?

[drumsaremypassion]

LOL

[DivinityCorfou]

what the?

[mhhjw]

Smoking dope dude's

[ZeroThomas5]

...............

[RFTcentral]

if you think this band was bad look at the pooper scooper band

[CJAnonymous]

For about 5 seconds at 0:50, the bassist was actually good. Then it went to hell again.

[deathrider2006]

Look give this is probably the bands 1st ever performance of course you're gonna sound shit at first. Remember when Iron maiden first did their first pub show. I was listening to an interview where Adam Harris was saying how awful they sounded

[E71a5]

i cant listen to this without headbanging

[salvadoragp]

haha this is funny

[beanboy1]

omfg HORRIBLE:P, experimental or not it still suck

[cross666fade]

apparently to these guys...

the words "experimental Jazz band" has become equivalent to "crap."

And I love experimental music... but this was't experimental... it was just shit.

[hellobluemonday]

its really not that bad. there are tons of noise/experimental bands

[Extigy654]

Is it supposed to sound like that?

[fearthedreadlox]

this rocks. no lie experimental noise is what i like.

[ArchetypeZero]

some people think this kind of stuff is experimental and all that...but that's just an excuse to have no talent and still get praise for it. there's a fine line between what Mr. Bungle used to do and...well...this. still, i'd rather listen to this over and over than some of the screamo/emo crap that's out there.

it might sound ok if it's on cd and you're really drunk or depressed or something. but live? i don't understand the point of playing something like this in front of people...

[SeamusRocks999]

LOL! Do you know the band members?

[shyvr]

Why were they clapping?!!

[Gremlin]

why does the percussionist start waving around a dead rat about 2 minutes in?

[alcoe92]

WTF theyre not even playing anything!!! was it a pisstake?

[mspill01]

fuckin terrible...

[skinnyskaller]

THIS IS PUNK!

[bigman1225]

right?

[madsibsen]

haha, i love it. really kicks in at 2:15

[indyandsam]

Yeah, i regularly come across wonderful musicians "frustrated" by the "constraints of composition" and experimenting this way. Pretentious? Self-indulgent? Dull? Unremarkable?

[candiomom52]

OMFG lmao

[yorba00]

they re not even playing nething

[DarthSlayden]

NEEDS MORE COWBELL!

[drewbobaloobob]

anything sounds better with more cowbell! ....... well almost anything

[cannedhobos]

The sound of music, more like the sound of a band trying to kill a cat , oh and whats up with the clapping at the end, i would have left in the first 2 minutes

[Flood0923]

Please, PLEASE tell me they were screwing up and sucking on purpose, and they are just VERY alternative music

[shiftyscitzo]

how embarrassing

[ihateveryone]

my babys head exploded at there concert

[ihateveryone]

i think there trying to play bad, like how andy coffman tried to be a shitty comedian on pourpise for a laugh, no one gets it but them, not the listener.. or there drunk

[ihateveryone]

i think they where drunk

[jameshighmore]

Well I like it.

[adramatictheme]

this is awesome.

[gamble7man]

these people are speacial

[Gerardus1970]

These people don't know how to play an instrument but still want to be in a band.

What a load of shit.

[justOrobas]

artists vs consumerists

the latter usually enjoys bitching about things they cannot understand. do you know why?

[rezgol]

i pity the people in the crowd.

[alextagachi]

there performing and all lol

[alextagachi]

lol!

[nukunukufufu]

when you turn yoyur amp on. you put your hand over the fucking strings to stop that

[dominato88711]

that was sickening

[willtowitness]

is this some sort of country music?

[hulluus]

chaos jazz??

[gertheking]

Am I at home with the downies? Crazy SHIT!

[chairschairschairs]

Musical geniuses. Sadly misunderstood.

[bigman1225]

Why isn't anyone skanking?

[Bleedinggravitypro]

Ive seen a 4th grade band better then this this is the worst

[brujeria18]

WTF? are these guys a few beers short of a six pack or what? that was fukin horrible, can they even play the instruments? lol @ "band". lost cunts

[BrightestBlackSheep]

nah theyre probably not a few beers short more like 15 beers too many.

[mattaijauri]

When you play free improvised music, you often don´t play for the audience, you play because you have an interrest in different sounds. Sure an audience is great but firstly you play ´cause you need or want to. These wonderful lads are wonderful musicians, I know for a fact since I´ve played with them. What they are doing is exploring and offering you something different. If it is good or bad, or if it is music or not is subjective.

[sarabellumsbrood]

As far as a soundtrack to my lonely sexual moments, I would probably listen to the Cramps "Can Your Pussy do the Dog." As far as "experimental" music and "rehearsed dissonance," my vote right now would be for "Music of the Starry Night" by George Crumb. As far as Miles Davis goes, Enigma can't be beat.

[bobwalrus5]

Alright.  I see what you're saying.

[sarabellumsbrood]

Sorry about my earlier grumpy post. I like Trout Mask Replica, but I prefer Safe as Milk. I don't think I could care less what music anyone is listening to. I went through a phase where I listened to Britney Spears' Poison and whatever that pop song by the Russian lesbians was called. I don't think you should listen to anything you don't like, but I don't think you should limit yourself to music you either get or don't get.

[bobwalrus5]

In retrospect, I was probably a little harsh in my condemnation of the clip, but my opinion is the same.

Oh, and I'm glad I'm not the only person on youtube that knows how to type a coherent sentence. Sorry I wrote so much, I just needed to get all my points out.

[timothyreal]

That's perfectly fine, bob. It's good that there's actual discussion going on in Youtube and not just chain letters and 'lollercausts.'

[bobwalrus5]

As for you second comment, you have a good point, which I believe a few other people brought up as well. I didn't hear the whole clip, and I know bands can be different live then on an album, and I know there are factors that can sway an opinion one way or another, but I heard enough to know I don't like what I've heard.

[bobwalrus5]

And if I can't say this music is bad, then you or anyone else can't say anything about Fallout Boy, the Pussycat Dolls or any other band commonly called "bad," because that would make you, as your argument says, a "shallow-minded dick." Maybe somebody thinks it's emotive and challenging. Nobody can ever say anything bad about anything, because then you're "shallow-minded."

[timothyreal]

It's not just saying the music is bad that's the problem. It's when people try to make everyone who listens to a particular kind of music seem idiots or liars. There's a world of difference between saying "I think this music is very dull/pretentious/ boring/whatever" and "If you listen to this music, it must be because you are dull/pretentious/ boring/whatever."

[timothyreal]

And my comment wasn't aimed at you in particular, bob. It was leveled more against those that have never heard this kind of music before and immediately started painting the performers and/or their listeners as some beret-wearing, coffee drinking "art fags."

[bobwalrus5]

timothyreal- I'm not talking about avant-garde music in general, I'm talking about this clip. Being avant-garde doesn't automatically make you good; there are bad artists and good artists in avant-garde music, as in any genre. I simply intended to make a comment on this band.

[bobwalrus5]

shotgunjoe- I like Pavement, Yo La Tengo, Lightning Bolt, Boris, Aphex Twin, as well as a lot of blues and jazz- when I say jazz, very little of it is trad jazz, most is Miles Davis, John Coltrane, Wynton Marsalis. Alot of the artists I listen to are commonly considered "experimental" or "avant-garde," not the particular artists listed, with the exception of Lightning Bolt, but I'm no stranger to out of the ordinary music, I just don't care for this clip.

[bobwalrus5]

In order of posting, I'll attempt to defend my position.

jamescornford- I have no way of knowing whether it was a joke or not, but this clip is not very impressive to me. I'm not saying this band doesn't have technical skill, I'm just saying I don' enjoy this particular composition. They could have other songs that just kick ass, but if they are all similar to this style of everybody playing their own thing, then I don't really care for it.

[timothyreal]

I think the most pretentious thing of all are people who lump everyone who listens to avant-garde music into the "listens to it only to feel cool" category. Like somehow YOU know what good music is and everyone else is a motherfucking idiot. Perhaps I listen to this stuff because I find it emotive and challenging.

So in this case, it isn't the hipsters being shallow-minded dicks about music. It's you.

[timothyreal]

Oh, and as for the actual music, I reserve judgement due to the incomplete nature of this clip. The band probably wasn't performing with the intention of it being listened to as soundbites.

[jamescornford]

are you sure it wasnt a joke...these guys can clearly play...actually now i listen again its pretty good in places...

[bobwalrus5]

So this moron logged on, and posted one comment to try to creep me out or something. Way to not add anything to the argument. There is a difference between making whatever terrible sounds you can and calling it music and purposefully rehearsing music to sound a certain dissonant way, like Captain Beefheart's Trout Mask Replica, for example. That is experimental music, not this crap.

[bobwalrus5]

I can't stand it when pretentious assholes say that shit like this is good, and that I just don't "get it." I get it all right; you think listening to the worst shit imaginable means you have good tast in music. Go jerk off to Merzbow, you dumbasses.

[sarabellumsbrood]

I would rather jerk off to you whispering in my ear. The soft syllables screaching across your teeth. Call me...

[Igotbadjoints]

I want to drive my jeep over yopu trumpet !

[babyrapor]

I'm into "experimental music" and even "noise music." This just sounds like they're intent is to piss off the crowd.

[LasPlagas54]

The bass part from 50 to 1:00 wasn't so bad. The rest is terrible. Complete is the worst band ever.

[bobjones864]

Yeah, it's alright. These little clips don't let you know whether these guys worked up any momentum or if there was logic to the whole thing, but it sounds pretty good, if you get this kind of thing.

[wittylama]

Believe me. There was no "momentum" or logic. This is just the bits that made more sense as terrible music. The rest was mainly slow silences and solo sections.

[shotgunjoe]

What music do you like?

[UnholyWarcry]

It was alright.

[dejv]

This is awesome.

I like it a lot.

[sk8ermack4444]

I'm very familiar with "no-wave."

But this... not even close to that.

Sure, it resembles no other music.

At least with no-wave, you could clap your hands to the beat.

[bigman1225]

all those musicians(including gorilla biscuits) had some sort of talent with melody, harmony, and rhthym. This is horrible, and these guys need more practice and better ideas to be a REAL BAND.

People always say this bullshit like its going against the mainstream and no one else is doing it, theres a reason no one else is doing it! IT FUCKING SUCKS!

[sarabellumsbrood]

Big man sounds angry. I have some Halloween cookies and I would give you one if it would make you happier. I like this music. It is probably too much to ask from someone who thinks Gorilla Biscuits is experimental to appreciate something like this. You were probably so excited when you found out that Arnold Schwarzenegger likes listening to Alice and Chains when he works out just like you do. Now that was an experimental band!

[Youdamn]

In the noble tradition of Ornette Coleman, Eric Dolphy, Charles Mingus, Phillip Glass, John Cage, Cecil Taylor, Albert Ayler, Agoraphobic Nosebleed, DEP, Pat Metheny, Igor Stravinsky, Gorilla Biscuit Museum, Miles Davis, and others who expand the definitions of music and art by challenging the boundaries.

So kiss MY artsy fartsy ass. I dug it.

[bobwalrus5]

Comparing these amateurs to Ornette Coleman, Miles Davis and John Cage, among others, is an insult to their "noble tradition. What you dig is what you dig, I just respectfully disagree in this case.

[Twiggs7]

HOLY FUCK

[bob23bob23bob23bob]

sounds really great to me. you really like avant garde music? i seriously doubt that.

[bigman1225]

avant garde? kiss my ass artsy farsty college prick, you know its horrible you're just trying to sound sophisticated.

[patientboy99]

what the hell is going on?? i go to great lengths to try to get rid of feedback..thats not funny, just aggravating. what are they clapping for???how did they know the song was over and it was time for applause? i like avant garde stuff as much as anyone, but come on.i may just be getting old but that sucks.

[peacekid]

Don't you, you know, LISTEN to your music before you play it?

[sonofuematsu]

kinda jazz with rotting tendencies... interesting...

[awfulguitarplucker]

ba..wat'z thes..??? rottin' jazz?

[asdewqasdfgh]

hahahahahaha

[bigman1225]

i feel like the reason the band members are looking down so much is because they're trying so hard not to show that they are laughing.

[kingkhong333]

zantron...MCR, FOB, GC, Staind, they are all amazing. this is bad. like really bad

[zantron]

feedback is awesome.

[zantron]

there are far worse bands than this. my chemical romance, nickelback, fallout boy, good charolette, staind, basically anything on MTV or the radio, I could go on forever.

[HeadlessElmo]

Dude shut the fuck up. Yea those bands suck but stop trying to be cool by saying you don't like them.

[zantron]

no, why don't you stop trying to be cool by not telling me to stop trying to be cool.

[Bawzage]

What the fuck were you trying to do? Pish!

[slaveofgils]

poo

[Locc0ut]

test... one, two, three,... test?

[00Manke]

We are not alone ...

[SlimLuc]

Can I consider this song like "Anti-music"? There's a lot of good experimental band...But not this band

[ckesel191]

what the fuck what that goddamn pile of shit?

[jamesyellow]

WOW!! *gives a standing ovation* that was just true talent.... pure melodic music....

[falloutboysucks613]

what the hell was that??!!!!!?!?!?!?!?

[syncplay]

I don't know about "Worst Band Ever" but it's definitely avant-garde, and I certainly don't get much of anything from it.

What's worse is having to study the stuff in some class - that's not fun.

[ianstronach]

I especially liked the 2nd verse.

[mackeymkay]

terrific crap hahahahhahahahhahahahahahahha

[nicesweater]

There are people who think that this is cutting-edge great music.

What a bunch of atonal artsy bullshit. Fucking assholes.

[redwolf754]

Damn that trumpet player  shattered my wine glass .Or was it the feedback

[Erikmcc66]

thats not music it just noise

[CrimsonScytheCA]

Too bad they are from Sweden (so far away) because I would like to book this band!!! *laughs* No, no, no... They clap at the end because it is over!! *laughs* Sell your instruments and buy some razorblades to slice your wrists...

[civilian8]

ENCORE!!....that was a joke.for the love of all things holy, dont do an encore, please!i'm beggin you!

[bigman1225]

Theres always some asshole to go "You people just don't appreciate art", this isn't music assholes. Its not innovative or rebelling against mainstream music, its just crap.

[fabienthereaper]

I Actually found this to be interesting to listen to, very weird, although i would add the sound of melon smashing and screams of agony, fear and orgasm on top of this

[Arthemesic]

LOL did I hear the door go all the time? :D:D:D

[dscheypi]

Look out for the trumpet!! He's gonna explode!!!!

[jbird49er]

This is art. art is stupid

[Wooboo]

What is this?

Louie Armstrong in Hell with technical difficulties, that's what.

[marius2k6]

"Sound of Shit"!

[videomangrr]

who would book these people?

[lightfunk]

I would. I like this.

[imluvinyourmum]

LOL, there is a show on this kind of music on SBS its so funny last time some guy was making music with fans and he was dancing around in front of them and this other dude was making music with about 30 toasters and a butter knife

[MetalScotty101]

Fucking hilarious. I've seen a group of down syndrome kids play better

[ProblemAudio]

it's good, but I cant imagine watching it in a place like that.

[COandCA33]

i think their pretty good....

[diddydid]

LOL

[WheresPoochie]

They're still better than the Ex. ;)