Dr. Cox in Hell

[MrGerard1994]

i love jordan

[Happyscaresme]

Lol he eats the newspaper! XD

[Bartman954]

Flynn, this is what you do. Convince your girlfriend that you actually like the talk to commit killing yourself routine. She'll get fed up and would revert back to the silent treatment.

[flynn567]

@Bartman954

That sounds like the voice of experience... My condolences, I just go to my happy place :)

[fohawk871]

@Bartman954 dude, that is not Neil Flynn. Neil Flynn is the janitor (now who feels stupid, lol jk) That is the GODLY John C Mcginley

[Bartman954]

@fohawk871

Um, the video poster's name is Flynn.

[flynn567]

@Bartman954

Yip and I have been ask lots of times, No im not Neil im The , no joke people call me The Flynn

The 567 is to do with the 1st big poker hand i ever won

[Fangbanger28]

I pray my sister never learns this trick of Jordans....I truly love her silent treatment ^_^

[missjennvmassey]

i think he's eating the newspaper in hopes of dying of ink poisoning because although that would take a very long time it is his only option in the immediate area

[commander144]

poor cox

[MewMewPower44]

Why is he eating his newspaper?

[flynn567]

@MewMewPower44

Sanity "WHISTLES" Gone :P

[1moe7]

@flynn567 you mean *WHISTLES*?

[flynn567]

Im to hungover to do a funny/sarcastic rant at you @1moe7, If someone could do one for me i would be most grateful.

[Bartman954]

@flynn567

What about:

@1moe7

Listen Peggi-roo, when flynn567 type's "whistles", they mean Dr.Cox's sanity has passed from and over his head. I mean by GOD newbie, how the hell do. you. not. get. that? Were you scanning YouTube videos at random looking for Rebbeca Black and that damn Canadian kid who is so damn androdynus and bad at singing he is like Dr.Kelso's son? So when someone types "whistles" it means a Coxian action. Mmmkay? *Growls*

[flynn567]

@Bartman954

Congratulations we score that rant 9.5/10, we would have given you 10/10 but you missed the walk away shoulder tap

Thanks for the rant

[Bartman954]

@flynn567

Thank buddy although I just saw that I spelt androgynous wrong.

[JadoShi]

@Bartman954 my friend, that was pure amazing...

[noddwyd]

@MewMewPower44 -_-....you could never understand...

[HiIh76]

I feel like a vietnam vet having flashbacks listening to that chatter.

Anger.... rising.... annoyance levels... growing....

[loopedvirus]

poor dr cox

[lycanwichmark21]

Is the full thing on YouTube anywhere?

[xacezkillzx]

I guess this was before dr. cox develop his super powers to block out any annoying noise

[vanjchy0911]

Absolutely LOVE Jordan! :D

[ImperviouS16]

OMG. If my gf found out that I actually enjoy the silent treatment and thinks of THIS... I'm doomed. .____.

[flynn567]

@ImperviouS16

Please except all our deepest condolences :P

[LoneHatake]

@flynn567 You got my deepest condolences with a personal, Boing Fwip.

[discoguru]

@flynn567 Accept. And u can't use the hungover excuse all the time.

[lumiere2020]

@ImperviouS16 ...My ex-boyfriend hated that. But you have a point there.

[8911063538]

@ImperviouS16 Dude, did it ever hit you that if your girlfriend have a youtube acount she could read your comment?

[ImperviouS16]

@8911063538 Even if she HAPPENS to come by this video and see my comment, she still won't know it's me. :P

[Rebelcommander6]

@ImperviouS16 So you post this on the internet where everyone can see it........

[LoveThemMusic]

hahaha love it

[viridismonasteriense]

I can't stop seeing him look straight into the camera at 0:23 and that's the reason why he's so quick to look away, and then he compensates by looking into the opposite direction as well...then the magic happens

[BlkFlamesz]

I seen Dr.Cox in are we done yet and it was weird watching him play a happy-go-lucky person

[renokomaihelena]

I can't run my mouth long enough to torment a guy, no matter how many stuff bothers him. I mean sure on the Internet I type long obnoxious rants like Dr. Cox makes, but people have the option not to read them. She's an awesome character, my favorite female in the show, because of how she treats Dr. Cox, who happens to be my favorite male character in the show.

[grimtimper]

nom

[MetalFreaknr1]

mmm, newspaper...

[trondy89]

If Kelso where to go to hell, Satan would be his whiny little bitch.

[RiverofEgypt]

I do love the moment the resignation sinks in at 25 secs. The unvoiced sigh before he turns to the newspaper.

[dar0096621]

This is only a short version, when they shot it he ate half the newspaper but they only showed this

[2Drocks77]

@dar0096621 that's dedication right there xD

[bru15]

This episode is season 6, episode 2

[Zeanu]

What the fuck is a "Gr8 i ider"?

[MATTMEZZA666]

What episode is this from?

[BellaChloe3]

I think my mother does this.

[Shindai]

Wow, women have men totally figured out when they want to get to them :p

[NAPREDATOR]

maybe the housekeeper should cum, every single dai

[VikaPerm]

I act the same, when I'm mad))) She is awesome)))

[Zwartekaka]

He eats paper :).

[chloe21091]

his face when he bites then chews !

[Megadeth1994METTULLL]

Hhahhha!! sSTOP IT AT 0:22

[WCUangel90]

this never fails to make me laugh

[gotriceandshrimp]

0:22 ~ DON'T LEAVE ME Face XD

[vanjchy0911]

poor guy...:)

[daplayer]

looool

[Mincho1994]

pause at 0:22 that's the best cox expression i have ever seen :D

[omgnobrain]

Jordan is awesome.

[aptspire]

@omgnobrain

Now she'sd in Cougar Town. Similar character :D

[Bottery]

0:21 He's like "Oh, the only other human interaction I have is gone. Time to kill myself."

[loqutor]

I wonder how long it would take for me to start eating the paper.

[dipsylookstipsy]

Haha x"3

[Exarian]

lol, I eat paper, too.

[The2Uhhhhhhhhhh]

me three

[Exarian]

supposedly, it's either a stress disorder or a serious iron deficiency.

[The2Uhhhhhhhhhh]

if i told you i'd have to kill you...

[MasacruRo]

lmao xD "Sucks to be you "

[renoo27]

3:34 haha!

[jessburney]

B-b-but mercury poisoning is such a slow death.

[partygirl209]

wow! he must be desperate 2 get out of there!!

[4pl3x]

dr. cox is hungry

[martious1]

ya gotta feel for dr cox lol he is married to satans bride lol

[s1lenzeify]

What did Dr.Cox say? I could not unterstand him clearly oô

[Francis2061]

The conversation goes:

Kelso: What the hell's with her?

Cox: She's mad but she can't give me the silent treatment because she knows I'd actually love that so she's giving me the talk 'til i want to commit suicide treatment.

Kelso: It sucks to be you.

Cox: You have no idea.

[s1lenzeify]

Thanks very much

[WaltonTheDJ]

because hes getting so pissed off that shes speaking so much hes expressing his feeling

[partygirl209]

ok, i under that Dr. Cox is in hell- but why is he eating paper?!?!?

[LiamRiordan]

Dr Cox engages hamster mode!

[derning302]

thats some good newspaper

[0nknees]

the ending ha ha xD

[ZombieZoo8]

how about a nice cup of shut the fuck up

[jarnefeldt85]

mmmm, yummy lol

[TESOblivion4]

ugh

[thebaconboy]

im so sorry to hear that your gf doing this... you have my sympothithy flynn... you have my sympothy..

[ClimbingFlame]

sympathy, you spelled it wrong two different ways

[thebaconboy]

i'm a terrible speller and i make no excuse for it =C

[AngelAffinity18]

cure = "SHUT THE FUCK UP"

[vchic33]

that would make it worse. jordan is very consistent.

[clarketuber]

Isn't there lead in ink?

[Coleslayer9]

I love that evil woman.

[shikiku]

Lol, Dr. Cox's look of utter horror at 00:23.

Poor Perry.

[megacoolerman]

I love how he looks at the newspaper. More like its real food than a way of commiting suicide xD

[duncanmcgreg]

LMAO at the way he took a bit of the newspaper!

[lebbo88]

{adds to Scrubs playlist}

[Jms456789]

lol he eats paper

[clarketuber]

Was he trying to get lead poisening from the newspaper?

[50033836]

At first I thought he was gonna paper-cut his throat XD

[FlyingGnome]

I think he's trying to create a ball of paper in his throat so he chokes

[gorginhanson]

God Jordan is hot

JD is lucky he got to tap that

[SophiaEightyEight]

sucks to be you :)

[clarketuber]

No...idea.

[Estetus]

Crazy eyes... XD

[WaaahWah]

How i met your mother?:p

[asianwerido]

y didnt he just go into tht zone tht he use to in the first couple of seasons where he cnt here anythin?

[LeviathAileron]

Because that wouldn't be as funny for the situation, unless Jordan just got so 'good' that she is able to break him out of his happy place. Poor guy...

[PandemicalShade]

If somebody can ... it's most likely Jordan.

[RandomGuy285]

that required a moment of silence before he could get in the zone, with jordan constantly talking that cant happen

[elainesman]

and women do this unfortunatly !!

[RabidKyuubi]

I've always wondered what newspaper tasted like.Yes,I'm dead serious,lol!

[HBKrosseyed]

It's kinda like masturbating...the build up is awesome but the aftermath will leave you feeling dirty and unfulfilled.

[bucktaha]

hahaaha brilliant analogy absolutely killer...hahah

[sooperfukker]

tastes like any other people of paper, except its a bit more ..mhm.. crumbly

[xNurikox]

Tastes like normal paper, only inky. And DON'T suck it, it will make your tongue black!!!

[PeterDivine]

You have to love the way his eyes move in the beginning of the scene.

I've only seen eyes like those when people screw with the facial expressions on TF2 puppets in Garry's Mod.

[Nemesiss120]

Yes well the tittle says it all

[mark01318]

his eyes are hilariuos

[mortallius]

Dude, if your girlfriend is into this you have my sympathy!

[spartanwarrior340]

newspaper poisoning? ur an idiot

[alphaunit4]

lol

[hatesonions]

wow cox's eyes are funny

[GodaiShinobusBitch]

xDDd EPIC

[DisturbedKid47]

wtf y did cox start eating newspaper!!?

[Shaggy6386]

Apparently trying suicide by way of newspaper poisoning.

[Khronnus]

And yet you have learnt it, and are speaking it to us?

[Khronnus]

Oh, and German is a hillarious language so you can hardly talk.

[Noobsdontknow]

German isn't hilarious, its a great language, one in which I speak so don't go insulting something you know nothing about.

[Khronnus]

I don't have to know the stupid language. I hear it and in between my bouts of laughter I think "Hilarious."

[laxxla]

Er yh... then why are you watching a show in English? Why bother saying stupid stuff you know people are gonna object to?

[SARGENTJAKE666]

nice he starts eating the news paper lol

[skijlu95]

HAHAAHHAHAHAHAH paus at 0:32 hahahah

[samboka15]

HAHAH Dr.Cox is Hawt =)

[NCPilot]

Why doesn't Cox just go to his Happy Place?

[aliendrone]

cause he needs a moment of silence , that's what he say to elliot xD

[Meyosan]

Well, Jordan does have the ability to snap him out of it, as shown when he tried being in his Happy Place during the double date with Keith and Elliot.

[PresidentMugabe1990]

ive never seen this episode.. what season? six?

[TME117]

it's "my best friend's baby's baby and my babay" (s06e02)

[connerjohn11]

Lol, perfect.

5/5

[SmallvilleGurl276]

A newspaper...wow.

[cab637pup]

Mmm, newspaper--high in fiber.

[ARod016]

That looks like it tasted good

[SpartanXLVIII]

The "Talk until I want to commit suicide treatment"...

I'll have to try using that someday.

[SpartanDeluxe]

You have too much trouble and stress in your life? The new Coxy-Newspaper-Diet will help you!

[headed4thebottom]

WTF How does eating the newspaper helphim??? lol I love Cox...

[JackJoseph00]

He's in so much despair he will look for any way to relieve it

Whether thats right or not, its still hilarious

[headed4thebottom]

Very true.

[Mancini234]

When you're angry and cant let it go on someone. I did it too :D

[CuteLilWolfy]

yummi newspaper :P

xD

[GVPV08]

speaking of Cheli's...Dr Cox lives next to Chris Chelios in Malibu and they are good friends...thats why you see him in red wings and Cheli clothing

[UndeniableJuggernaut]

Good Lord, Dr. Cox turned into a goat.

[KahunaOmega]

lmao he eats the newspaper

[orangesodarox]

Hahaha,,,I would sooo love to do that...Jordan rules

[3fGilchrist]

break up with her

[riepw]

they are divorced....

[notrathe1st]

No, he means what flynn is talking about in the description of this vid.

[togagurl18]

i like to do that when my friend starts to annoy me, and i make sure he can't butt in.

[StareCalmo]

Hey, a Cheli's Chili shirt! Nice, show so MoTown pride :)

[UnleashthePhury]

Isn't Cheli's in Chicago?

[StareCalmo]

I don't think so. Cheli is from Chicago, though. The bar is on E. Adams in Detroit, it's a nice place ;)

[giantesszone]

The newspaper is a good source of fiber.

[Cherion93]

i hope the news paper tastes good dr. cox xD

[cholopavo]

i have actually done that to someone who wouldnt stop talking to me. they just kind of lost their train of thought when they saw me doing it. it works

[xmoviemanicx]

looooool is all i can say

[CuteLilWolfy]

yummi newspaper :P

XD

[JasonsAngel1]

I don't eat newspaper anymore. It makes you fat. :p lol

[CuteLilWolfy]

Newspapaer Lite. Less bulk :D

[JCoyne3]

all the flavor

[AngelicGothNeko]

lmfao. He eats the newspaper! Which episode is this?

[LilWish22]

I forgot, but I know it's in season 6 and it's the episode when Carla gives birth...