Starcraft 2 - Comedic Gold

[Advenger22]

I hope he knows that placement matches don't affect MRR very much (overall) so winning doesn't really matter all that much

[Smertn1k]

Fire ze missiles!

[PoughOxendine335]

poor ners can always watch free GSL at quidhi dot info

[ThePwnerdude]

21:00-22:00... HOLY SHIT!

[blacksworn2010]

haha but the terran wasnt smart enough to fly away his buildings and get a draw or sumthing

[Creatur3d]

oh, and poor bob got nuked :( dragon is cruel.

[Creatur3d]

This was exceedingly entertaining. I hope with all my heart that red Thor watched the replay to see how he got beat and sees how humiliating that truly was. dragon nukes his ghosts so much and his own SCVs and killed off like 60 supply of units XD

[mrfahoops]

I had to watch this with my volume all the way up since the mic is so low in this vid... then the Clearasil ad with sound popped up and i just about crapped myself...

[mbbell23]

NUKE ALL THE THINGS!!!!

[MissleLaunch]

33:53

"I AM THE ALL-SEEING EYE."

[SeekerForViolence]

RIP Edward the SCV....

[tehverybestcomment]

Oh the hilarity! :D SlayerS' BoxeR and Dragon, entertainment guaranteed :D

[filthypanda13]

my video started at 34:02, ruined my ending rofl

[GlenK94]

(l) Dragon

[JRH11D7]

if anyone was wondering, it did in fact go OVER 9000!!!!!

[itzxx420l33tHALOxxzz]

@JRH11D7 LOL SO FAHNNY JOKE

[JRH11D7]

@itzxx420l33tHALOxxzz i know!!! AND I CAN EVEN TYPE IN ALL CAPS TOO

[washedupsinger]

go terran go terran go

[BrokenFembot]

Begging for a win is pretty pathetic...

[BrokenFembot]

Dragon: "FIRE EVERYTHING!"

[crispyfriedpotato]

@SplitFireStarcraft pretty hard when both of us dont like playing seriously lol

[bhizzle1500]

squeer 9:18

[YellowBananaaaa]

LOL i watched it live and i thought he was gonna lose. AMAZING defensive nukes though ...

[Crux315]

This... this is the best fucking game on the history of the Earth.

[Blackreaper777]

Wow, this was something else :D Mass nukes probably have become my favorite strat to watch :D

[Taizame]

"i didnt found anything about him ...

... so i make something up"

LOL

[marco171180]

IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!

[crispyfriedpotato]

@SplitFireStarcraft depends on how yuo where doing before. Me and my friend were plat 2v2 but we were even w/ dia pairs so even if we lost 1st placement we ended up dia

[DOmetry]

lol what a tard zerg...he was sitting on 2 grande and had drones left and didnt rebuild at all...doesnt deserve to win

[DUALFACE]

Major volume adjustment needed. X10.

[Sentinalh]

Your volume was really low in this video, I had trouble hearing it without turning up my volume really high.

[agoraleora]

Get the sound level higher up Artosis.

[Kratatch]

God i hate ppl who beg for a win...

[lukeskywalkin]

Combat ex is the funniest ever

[lukeskywalkin]

Dragon=2nd funniest

[Dethelem]

boring game, basically high skilled player toyed with noob for whole time... same thing like me doing video of playing against easy computer and continue playing for hour

[VumVan]

@Dethelem easy computer doesn't know how to beg =(

[p0pper]

chogosu = super gosu

[p0pper]

asdfsdfsadf

[qwaszxedcvfrtgb]

SlayerSDragon is a boss!

On the other hand Redthor is a little whiny bitch..

GG Dragon, nice trolling :D

[87Lz]

@MrDisdalDusk: diamond i think, try to google.^^

[boredwan]

lol I looked and the only guy who fits the description of the RedThor guy is a low level masters player. How the hell am I in bronze when I have far better macro and mechanics than this guy?

(The answer is my micro is shit due to my under min. spec. PC and I don't play enough btw)

[misternaruto111]

@boredwan u just dont

[Mophead36]

@boredwan cool story

[boredwan]

@Mophead36 thanks.

[boredwan]

I know that dragon plays on every server with smurfs that are low diamond or gold so do we know what level that guy was?

[waterkyle]

How do you make marines dance?!



[Mageblade66]

@waterkyle /dance



[waterkyle]

OMG turn on transcribe audio!!!

[mxchump]

good troll is good

[tycho042]

was fun to watch but good grief at least have the good grace to know when you've lost. pls,pls, can I haz win nao?

[kyunghwee]

slayer dragon's got the right idea: more nukes the better regardless where it falls, hahaha! that was by far one of the most entertaining games I've ever seen. thanks ahnaris for casting it!

gotta love ghosts!

[Lbolting005]

Hey, great game & commentating, here's a question of curiousity: ask ur fans, how many of them watch YouTube off their iPhone, iPad, smartphone, or what have u. & I did receive ur e-mail months ago about the fart (I made it up 4 ur info, b/c I like to laugh). Okaaay sissta? H-to- hussy- fart- busky- signing off.

[AhnarisStarcraft]

@Lbolting005 Behold, the power of Youtube statistics! These cover this particular video, over the past 24 hours:

YouTube watch page 7,084 74.0%

YouTube channel page 1,684 17.6%

Mobile devices 778 8.1%

Embedded player on other websites 31 0.32%

[MrDismalDusk]

I wanna know which league redthor went to

[crayola396]

will you please turn the audio up?

[ErwinRommelsBattles]

He just Trolololol'ed, poor guy

[tazerfacial]

redthor is such a pathetic nerd. PLEEEEEASSE IF I LOSE ILL NEVER LOOK GOOD AND MY FRIENDS WILL ALL LAUGH AT ME! WWWWWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

[Oniphire]

Man I love it when you make stuff up about the players. <3

[BuGBurnout]

Did he really spam Scan @ the end :))))

[HITTMAN123445]

i have NEVER SEEN SO MIN NUKE IN MY LIFE!!!... that was funny as hell.. thanks for the post Ahnaris for a good game

[WalkerC13]

My first thought at the end of this game was;

DRAGON IS A DICKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[poisonglance]

WHAT?! OVER 9.000 !!

[Joeofiowa]

"Me win"

"Me. Plz."

A succinct history of human warfare.

[BlizzardGamification]

I'm telling u Koreans are crazy and dragon have the worst issues

[soulripper030792]

u from mexico no from kore-*sets up 2 extra spines* an

[kamkazeepenguin]

hahahaha that was brilliant!

[4271Dreamer]

look at the views upside down and you just lost 333 viewers.

[RenegadeBurger]

Most. Annoying. Terran. Player. Ever.

[Eageake]

the skill gab is just so huge between these 2 players

[XuBasketball8]

hahahahahaha nice game

[Lixersan]

Would hate to be a worker for Dragon.

[AhnarisStarcraft]

@lukaallen Thank you for reminding me that sarcasm doesn't always translate on the internet!

[TheBlacksimth]

@AhnarisStarcraft i learned who huskystarcraft is because of you =p

[Crux315]

@lukaallen Haha, you're dumb.

[Gaidhlig1090]

I was raging so hard at that zerg... How can you be so stupid?

[TheWinterNights]

Awesome game. That was so crazy lawl. And man blue - what a loser. I can't believe someone starts begging like that. I mean really? REALLY? He does know what a placement match is right? It's not about begging yourself into a league. You can't win, you DO NOT deserve a better placement.

[aquariumgoldfish]

I think Dragon is an Ass.

[JoeXLee]

epic comsat scan animation at 33:50

[l3orn2Film]

Q_Q

[Alien43]

999th viewer 0_0

[phlipping]

Anyone have a link to "That does not belong in the fish tank"? I'm interested for... unrelated reasons.

[Automaton2000]

Starting to remind me of CombatEX..

[jesseh1972]

Red Thor is probably like 13



[bcmin12]

Dragon is awesome, RedThor just pathetic and this game was EPIC!

[annyongSC]

PLEASE

[Alleyesonthehorizon]

fav caster!



[raymoreclef]

"Please its for Placement!"

Um... so maybe win? No win... no placement. Simple as that.

[Tyfyh]

What is placement?

[lostcrisis]

the zerg is just sad.

[Tyfyh]

Ahnaris, what happened to your "That's what she said"? "Sometimes it's pretty long, sometimes it's pretty short"...

[chr1stens3n]

epic



[Jacks42685]

"Welcome, welcome~" =-= For a second there I thought it was Day9 talking....

[helpmeasap]

how did he dance?

[Comp1337e]

@helpmeasap

/dance

[Ephics]

This game was absolutely funny.



[orip333]

I laughed and I cried.

[IIIiiiDAWiiiIII]

its so funny,how zerg have 2 tier 3 units and both just sadly look on flying orbital....

[TheMoocow2009]

@SplitFireStarcraft It does, just not very much. Where you were placed in the previous season is much more important than your placement match.

[rhettbutler13]

LOL that made my day. Armageddon to the MAX.

[JerehmiaBoaz]

@AhnarisStarcraft: We need more subliminal furnitureporn . com advertising! XD

[s0m30n3el5e]

16:40

RedThor's mineral count is OVER 9000!!!!

[MidnighTx10]

ahnaris hi i love u

[MrZoichi]

Dragon must have felt like he was holding the power of the sun in his hand this game.

[pipkick]

Base Race with Nukes

[UltimateNeoHunter]

That begging from RedThor was pathetic.

And about the Plasma Torpedo upgrade that BCs had in the beta, I think it would have been interesting to have made it available through Weapon Refit with the Yamato Cannon, and then decide which upgrade they would use on an individual basis. Of course, upgrading one would make the other permanently unavailable.

[viper19861986]

@UltimateNeoHunter Remember, the addons, we will prob get some upgrades n shit for some of our current units. Wouldn't shock me if this stuff came back.

[kwj0318]

Chogosu means really gosu, seriously gosu u know?

[endplanets]

I liked Ahnarish before it was cool

*pushes up hipster glasses*

[Silentbreez1]

noob terran

[starhezthet]

Title was comedic gold... Little did I know that Ahnaris was going to attempt to be funny too... /me dumps head in acid.

[masterofthor]

dear note pad.

Terran. > Turtle for first 30 min

Atk with huge push

Trade completely

Built10+ ghost academies

Nuke zerg to death.

Be wary of burrowed roaches. Every1 knows roaches can survive nukes.

[AleckzanderGrimm]

@masterofthor LOL

[drtisk]

lol how can this kid think he should get a win in placement when he lost to a Terran who nuked his own army. rofl

[TrueShot2Coul]

cant hear you at alllll

[blacksworn2010]

dragon> spanishiwa

[Silentbreez1]

can't hear ya at all

[iljavija]

RedThor u go delete ur SC account ffs,begging ppl for a win is the lowest of the low.

Dragon did the most self destructive build i ever saw,but it works lol,maybe cause hes korean,these guys can do shit with this here game

[ShreddaCheese]

The 'Cho' (초) in Chogosu (초고수) means that he's at the highest level.

Along the line of high-calber gosu, extreme gosu, etc.

[fisyher84]

@ShreddaCheese 'Cho' can literally be translated as 'super' too. So Dragon was saying he's "Super Gosu"

[TheMnmLism]

best , game , ever.

[AngelusMetronome]

Thanks for this, Ahnaris, you sexy beast. <3

[whitewerebear]

i never, ever, saw a game so funny as this!!

[RawrbHero4]

Mic is so low

[ilymeatpie]

MORE WAFFLESSS

[Hgh0st]

HAHAHAHAHAH

[Rosvolainen]

Wonder if Dragon has ever played Russian roulette.

[noobsonlypls]

god damnit ahnaris! i love your quirky jokes :)

[Vellmond]

wow... well that was pathetic... "I can't lose"

[deber459]

LOL red thor had like 2000+ minerals the whole game. -__-

[galenhenn]

ur sound is way off

[bendebec]

I wish I could like and favorite this more times

[Werehog090]

PLEASE!

[LEVIAHAN]

Ahnaris, PLEASE POST MORE OF DRAGON, I HAD THE MOST FUN WATCHING THIS :D

[jtwt55]

ow.... maybe dragon meant to time that last shot with the ghosts dying?? no?? that would have been epic screenshot moment.

[sieq82]

OMG LOL Funniest and most epic cast Ive seen. hahah Good Job Ahnaris!. Havent seen so many nukes going off at the same time:)))

[jtmarin04]

Perfect combination, SlayerSDragon and Ahnaris ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[bendebec]

OK, The story you gave for redthor was the funniest thing That I have heard all week

[DanishViceroy]

Nice find Ahnaris, thanks a ton =)

[MegaSmiley]

Great game, loved it!

[DungeonMasterDaire]

I loved every damn moment of this game after Dragon went like "meh, im gonna make this the area for the new fallout game!"

[NHLArks]

Whats a 10 yr old girl "sqeed" (or what he said? (^^) at 9:00 to 9:14

[bladecrusher01]

Why is that extractor HEALING? It is NOT on creep! Bug?! Lol that is what they wanted to show. Beautiful game. EPIC I dunno who Dragon is but I like his playing.

[tubindoes]

@bladecrusher01 extractors don't need creep they get their nourishment from the geyser.

[bladecrusher01]

@tubindoes Learned something new again. Thanks

[Subhananwar94]

i really hope i remember to turn down my volume for the next video :P

[Evgenyiy]

Epic Dragon :)

[bladecrusher01]

How do you do those special moves with your units??? Like how the marauder does the robot dance and the marines.. Or those nice and funny textlines the say when you push a set of buttons, and after the say something funny. I really don't know how. If somebody know could you please respond on this message? :)

[fannoj]

is it me or is the volume low ?

[VorteX7BBX]

Combat-ex has new Zerg account ??

[TheNeCafe]

redthor playing against a red terran player getting thors, oh the irony

[biggerbutton]

ITS OVER 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 16:39

[Laash101]

Rofl. If I were Redthor and I'm up against Dragon or someone from his league again, I'd think twice about playing against him. The humiliation is just not worth it. But then again, the begging made this video all the funnier .

[talidu8b]

genius! good job

[GoDNharvest]

The scan + the nuke looked so cool (:

[meowmix1121]

@GoDNharvest like 10 scans on top of each other*

[TrueRockNRolla]

16:38 IT"S OVER 9000!!!

[Shnur07]

That was amaaaazzzzinnnng!

[voodoo666ro]

E P i C !!!

[TrueRockNRolla]

Mic is very low dude

[EARdraum]

YOUR MIC IS LOW HOMIE

[fannoj]

@EARdraum seems it is but it might youtube i have lately seen other video be low aswell ..

[Adadadpwns]

@fannoj Hes saying it's low in comparison to game noises, can't possibly be youtube's fault.

[fixles]

Sweet game. RedThor is a loser! lol Shame I'll never get matched against him from European bronze league.

[maxoomen]

HOW IF THE SAKE OF **** CAN SOMEONE DISLIKE THIS!

[unfluencedarea]

@maxoomen RedThor and his mom disliked it.

[nicoelson]

sensor tower marks with red ! burrowed/cloaked units?

[desthmoneses]

That was like your worst cast ever. Seriously Im thinking of unsubscribing after that.

[idpsutank1]

@desthmoneses umadbrah?

[pearsondk]

@desthmoneses Why?? Ahnaris is awesome as always.. And replay was cool..You are just a troll..

[desthmoneses]

@pearsondk are you kdding me, the sound was terrible and the match was just lame, no skill or entertainment at all why would I subscribe to that?

[OmegaMikePL]

Subscribing to all SC2 commentary channels was worth seeing this one match! From now on, I'm going to play terran!! =D

[Rodrighus]

BEST GAME EVER

[SoaringBricks]

"OMG LIGHT!! Om nom nom nom" Loving it XD

dragon needs to be nerfed