Michael Thorton, Psychopath.

[jpmwolf91]

Bitch. Asshole. Bitch. Asshole. Bitch. Asshole.

[SickBritKid]

Alpha Protocol

Excellent story.

Bad gameplay execution.

However, it was definitely worth the 10 bucks I bought it for.

[mclovinakapascal]

The Ultimate Badass!

*shoots me in the head*

Mike: Fucking twerp...

[VeritasPanther]

Hah! You forgot headslamming Grigori!

[sclapione]

People really find this junk cool ?  It's totally braindead

[ussraf]

@sclapione if you are a man, you are a weak pussy, start being rude bitch, REAL MEN

[sclapione]

What a load of crap

[bubu2172]

Michael Thorton is such a badass, i loved this game since the day it came out

[som9one]

havent seen much of this cause I played it without executing anyone and I was more the misson-oriented guy

.... I missed tons of fun :-(

[CpsLock3]

do you think this guy beats commander shephard?

[nogoodreason]

I recently tried playing this game again as an "asshole" character, but MAN - I didn't see half of these things! Guess I'll have to play it again and seriously up my evil quota.

Thanks for sharing these -- shows just how many different possibilities Alpha Protocol presents for gamers.

[LetsGo6009]

*bitch*

*asshole*

LOL

[philyburkhill1]

best way to play this game was pretending to be archer

[WMan37]

*(Pick suave option to email reply Mina)*

"Great, Now i can pretend i'm a salaryman at a multinational corporation. I don't have any kids so maybe i'll photograph my guns and put little framed pictures of firearms on my desk. And at the company we can totally get drunk, have sex in the supply closet, and then spend the next month acting all awkward when we meet up in the hallway.

Just kidding - The getting drunk part is optional."

O_O Mike can be a scary douche if you make him that way...

[uxbnkuribo]

"Ever hear of anger management?" "No. Because I killed all my therapists."

[DeguGamingNetwork]

That's pretty funny, in a sick, twisted sort of way when he executes Scarlett midway through her sentence.

*Derp*

[NeuraleObutale]

Some people just want to watch the world burn.

[ussraf]

Madison is lovely and charming, and AFTER THIS, i love her MORE

[ussraf]

i dont know why but when Scarlet got executed here..............HAHAHAHAHAHA­H

[ussraf]

killed my therapists lol

still som of the blood on it

bitch

if you try to walk out of here you wont make it

my God, he is very similaire to me when i talk to my enemies in REAL LIFE.

IM PROUD TO BE AN ASS, its cool, suits me, fits me

[sclapione]

@ussraf How embarrassing lol. He comes across as a thick idiot. What is there to be proud of ?

[ussraf]

@sclapione me cornering people with my comebacks and unique dialogues in real life

[JasonDeRipper]

one of the best lines ever

"I'm running out of people to piss off"

[MrPrototypz]

Shepard and the other Bioware faggots dosen't got shit on Michael Thorton.

[LloydChristmas777]

@MrPrototypz, if it means attracting imbeciles like you, then that's a good thing.

[MrPrototypz]

@LloydChristmas777 Hello liddel boi :). Why don't ya' go and play over there with your Touhou friends? :)

[ducoolio]

God, I miss Moscow.

[uxbnkuribo]

Please tell me you also blackmailed Halbech with the stolen data.

[Valrin7236]

Holy shit, my version of Thorton was a total pussy compared to this guy!!! I focused on martial arts so even my take downs were non-lethal and I tried to make friends with most people. I did shoot the asshole at the end though.

[MrAngelBitchez]

If combat was improved in this game, more people would have played it, because everything else is perfect:)

[Unreadableanon]

3:09 agressive makeup sex

[dekaron12]

''Hope i live through this,im running out of people to piss off'' that cracked me up xD

[Arquenemeh]

Played this game 3 times already and haven't seen ONE OF THESE LINES.

God I love this game.

[trollman8888]

holy shit..if anyone chose this as their ending for any reason except exploring the vast outcomes..that person must be insane..

[AlyveSU]

@trollman8888 I'm not insane, I just play RPGs like I have ASPD. I'm completely sane normally. For real.

[cyberblood10]

Now i want to be a dick, but it's not in may nature :(

[xXxXxEmoSasukexXxXx]

@cyberblood10 dude, same here DX

[Levaillol]

Alright mike, but before you do-

BAM BAM xD

Brutal.

[seriouslytryit]

This game was fucking great. still playing it

[KJLesnick]

The graphics of this game are incredible

[ussraf]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?!?

its just a game yes, but it shows what YOU take as entertainment :(

[Playstation3userr]

Agent Michael Thorton, Judge, Jury, Executioner.

[John6436]

haha, just got an alternative of that punch leland scene, Mike gut punched him then headslammed him like Grigori. His scream was priceless.

[makemyday68]

he scares me

[Sticker704]

Killed all of his therapists :)

[chaseacross]

A hugely underrated game; the most sophisticated RPG story system to date.

[sclapione]

@chaseacross Most sophisticated ? Man, that means other stuff is even worse than this junk ?

[Nymphonomicon]

@chaseacross Yes, Alpha Protocol is one of the best story-driven RPGs I've seen in years. Shame the boss fights are such broken BS...

[SickBritKid]

@Nymphonomicon

Ugh...I wish I could've wasted Brayko in hand-to-hand...

[Nymphonomicon]

@SickBritKid I suppose you could, theoretically... if you dumped most of your points into hand-to-hand and waited until the coke wore off.

[SickBritKid]

@Nymphonomicon

It's the coke that's the problem.

Brayko would coke up at the absolute WORST times during the fight. Usually when I was in the middle of finishing off one of his mooks while trying to funnel it down to just me and him...

Then he'd coke up, wasting my opportunity to damage him, and proceed to make garters out of my guts.

[Nymphonomicon]

@SickBritKid If you avoid his coke rage, he's vulnerable for about 10 seconds before he's able to shoot or even move again.

[bigstupidjellyfish18]

lol the hated dialouge with madison

[ironmetal250]

Looks like I have to do a Sterling Archer replay.

[DeltaComp]

Haha, I didn't realize that some of the dialog turns Michael into a total dick.

[Selkit31]

Who would have thought dainty little Madison was such a badass?

[MyUnknown1234]

I have been on mostly everyone's good side, except for Marburg and Brayko. The Michael and Madison part was funny. Man, Michael is an ass in this video.

[MyUnknown1234]

I LOL throughout this video. I have been on mostly everyone's good side, except for Marburg and Brayko.

But the Michael and Madison part was funny.

[AresBG]

Shepard can only watch and learn how to be a jerk from this video :D

It is incredible how deep Mike's personality is. You can make his character just as complex as you want it to be. He has probably one of the strongest personalities in gaming, imho :)

[Manx1986]

@AresBG I completely agree. The characterization in Alpha Protocol is probably the strongest I've seen in any RPG, let alone video games in general, to date. Even the "heavy hitters", like Mass Effect and Dragon Age, pale in comparison - and I love both of those franchises!

Alpha Protocol has an excellent script, fascinating characters, and a great set of actors. To me, that more than makes up for the game's technical shortcomings. I simply can't remember the last game I've enjoyed so much.

[sclapione]

@AresBG In what way "strong" ? Emotionally stunted, you mean ???? 

[Goatmon]

@AresBG Shepard didn't have time to fine tune how to be a better psychopath, because he was too busy being in game of the year.

[Daverdare]

@Goatmon

>ME2

>gameoftheyear

bwahahahahahahaha, you almost got me

[stevemcquark]

@Goatmon Yeah, who needs a personality and character development when you have hype and a legion of philistine fanboys!?

[Goatmon]

@stevemcquark And one of the best console shooters ever made. Let's not forget that.

[LexLuther1isSexy]

Oh I am playing this later and pissing everyone off

[suckithardnfast]

He crouches like he has a dick stuck in his ass.

[Allmynamestaken]

I can finally play as Sterling Archer!

[MDKrinkels]

Significantly more of an asshole then Shepard ever could be.

[Ozymandias916]

Agent Thorton = Commander Shepard's great-great-great-great-grandf­ather

[LordfishKeke]

@Ozymandias916  Shepard is a faggot compared to this bad motherfucker.

[wow3214]

@Ozymandias916 pff shepard, this sissy never put a bullet through one of his teammates head now did he? Thorton on the other hand, he's the devil

[thetruemagicalnegro]

Does this remind anyone else of the TV show Archer?

[coscientology]

@thetruemagicalnegro no it does not

[thetruemagicalnegro]

@coscientology Have you seen that show?

[mileator]

I couldnt stop laughing (still am) about marburg and shepard WHOOPS i mean michel thorton

[Divinelighte]

i love the dialog in this game

[leviethen]

im glad i didnt become that person in the game 

[LilSayo]

засранец однако!

[Sticker704]

I love that there's no emotion in the voice acting. It makes it sound badass as if they say things like that every day.

Fuck the reviewers this was a great game.

[GermanIIanimeIIupper]

@Sticker704

There is enough emotion in the voice acting in my opinion. First of all most of these people are highly trained. Secondly people don't usually talk Anime.

[Sticker704]

@GermanIIanimeIIupper

Good point.

[Saiko47]

Facial Expressions ? WHY!?

[TheOrangePanda]

I'm running out of people to piss-off...

FUCKING GOTY 

[satmtca]

playing the game the james bond way IS BETTER

[satmtca]

pure evil, and pathetic, reminds me of my spoiled brother

[TronDevlin]

Michael and Madison remind me of Ranma and Akane. Always tit for tat so much sexual tension... Ah the wonders of good writing.

[Jes7137]

Michael had enough of Leland's disingenuous assertions.

[killeing]

"Ever heard of anger management?"

"No, becuase I killed all my therapists." XD LOL

[ThePumpkinPimp]

is this a PC game looks awesome

[Paur]

Damn, I think that's what people missed about Alpha Protocol when they reviewed it; the dialogue and the changes the choices can make. Seeing Mike treat everybody like trash when you finished trying to be buddy-buddy with everyone on your first playthrough is so surreal.

[Senseless333x2]

@Paur Right.. played it so often and i ever tried to get everyone happy.. maybe at the 2nd game i tried with darcy and Parker to oO and than later tried to get marburg happy (dunno why xD) but getting him angry makes you able to kill him in Musem if you have -7 with him.. i maximally catched -5 :O

[hydeandrun]

Agent Thorton - Ultimate prick and nutcase XD

[coscientology]

thanks i wanted to see what happened if you rescued mina but she hated you, didnt want to a fifth playthrough to see it

[Garasu145]

Lol.. it was funny when he said "I hope i live threw this im running out of people to piss off..."

[patredbrucel]

I killed all my therapists... priceless

[IMDBmoderator]

I would love to see shepard vs thorton.

[iammishahearmeroar]

@IMDBmoderator Woman punching wins. Sorry bro. :(

[EnteruserIDhere1]

@IMDBmoderator Chuck norris vs thorton would make the world explode.

[runedude304]

danm, pissing people off looks fun, i oughta try it!

[Reavaverho]

Asshole Mike's dialogue is goddamn scary.

[Onrusttand]

This asshole Thorton scares the crap out of me. I'm still playing as a nice Thorton, who's relationships with everyone are still in +. Maybe in my second playthrough, I just kill everyone and be the biggest asshole of the entire world...

[valeria262]

i liked the part where you pretend to side with leland but then betray him, "you already gave me the evidence" "really? i thought i gave you one of my mines." O.O *BOOOM*

[Gargantou]

Man, still haven't had the time to finish this game.:(

[SilentGunman]

Too bad Thornton doesn't start laughing and giggling once he kills a certain number of people. "Goodbye, Scarlet". BLAM! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[TheIrishPug]

so thats where shepard gets his hatred for journalists from....

[Protomang]

ROFL!. He rescued Madison after all that?

[Misophor]

@Agent Of Change perk question:Actually you just need 100% on the dossier for the perk itself. However if you want him to help you you need him to like you.

[KawaiiDesuNekoBCSK]

Shepard's got nothing on Thorton.

[yoomazir]

@KawaiiDesuNekoBCSK +1 Shepard's a pussy compared to Thorton

[sharinganuser23]

@yoomazir Until Thorton pushes an unarmed thug out of a window for refusing him info, that statement is null and void.

[yoomazir]

@sharinganuser23 he kills women he had sex with in cold blood, call me the day Shepard does the same.

[sharinganuser23]

@yoomazir meh, touche

[sharinganuser23]

@yoomazir Well then, touché.

[kaisama77]

I'm running out of people to piss off lol, the VA must have enjoy it.

[deathraiderz]

Anyone know how to get the agent of change achievement?

[anagittigana]

@deathraiderz you need marburgs dossier at 100% and he needs to like you

[checcoz]

Michael: *Bitch*

Madison: *Asshole*

GOTY.

[BURNheavenRAISEhell]

@checcoz That's the before. now here's what the dialogue would sound like if they were married.

Mike: Bitch.

Madison: Asshole.

[Blackbaron15]

@checcoz HELL FUCKIN NO!

sure the dialouge was amazing and should be what every RPG aspires to but if you think the shoddy gameplay and crappy uninteresting gadgets can turn this in game of the year YOU must have been hit on the head.

[terror2900]

@Blackbaron15 Fail. You missed his intrest by two months.

And at this point, who the hell cares? Not me, or anyone else becides crazies like you.

Have a good day.

[TronDevlin]

@checcoz

That was AWESOME!!!!!!

[TurkishButcher]

sociopath or psychopath ?

[LarkEnhal]

You're a mean one, mr thorton

[Jackalofdeath]

roflmao i love the dialog

[LadyVaako]

Some of those lines were hilarious! Great dialogue. And even when he's acting like a premium a-hole, Thorton is still ridiculously sexy.... Thanks for sharing this. :-)

[ManlytearsUK]

You never get to kill that guy, fuck this game.

[Pokemonni]

@ManlytearsUK

Oh? Just killed him myself. Although the boss fight was hell on recruit + hard + stealth character.

[Pokemonni]

@ManlytearsUK

Oh? Just killed him myself. Although the boss fight was hell on recruit + hard + stealth character.

[unbiasedperson]

you dont get any good perks being an asshole so the game is biased to being good, sadly.

[GermanIIanimeIIupper]

@unbiasedperson

[DoubleGlock45]

@unbiasedperson but you still get a decent amount which is better than most games......

[Iceman2343]

Wow, that is pretty serious business

[Zephro666]

I went with the goody-2-shoes route so all of this is new, and hilarious to me.

[mcgibs]

@Zephro666

Same here, but I found it both hilarious and disturbing, considering I liked the way my playthrough turned out.