I wish I were asian.

[YaBoySoDizzy]

i like the effort

[MegaLink08]

Sometimes, I myself wish I wasn't Asian. If you want my race, then maybe we could trade sometime when there's technology. Try having had to listen to racist remarks for a large amount of your childhood.

[ginsinsan]

Learn how to use chopsticks.

[ipspacific1]

Asian has nice hair lolz... softer and can form different style

[Neumey16]

i wish i was black but guess what i aint making a damn vid about it and dont act like or try to be black either like i would be trying to play b-ball it would be the sadest thing youve ever seen bitch

[LMSpwVenoAmaya]

wtf is a white girl listening to black people music so u think your cool now Gurl!!!!!! I myself am mexican but I WISH I were asian

[azulestars123]

@LMSpwVenoAmaya ME TOO!I rather be asian!!

[StrawHatLegacys]

wtf... racist T^T

[torimelodic223]

well i just think she wants attention .... o.0..and actually the makeup accentuates the beautiful eyes..and not all of them are small duh

[Lynnyaa]

geez haters.. if you're asian i'd be complimented by someone wanting to be like me *wrong or stereotypical or not*

[JoeySoSick]

lol you're an ugly fat overweighted bitch that has no room to talk about anyone.

[dreamXwithXurXheart]

Wana b asian ? U cab Start by using chopsticks !

[Misfitslove91]

All of you that think she really wants to be Asian is stupid,she doesnt want to be Asian shes just being a racist bitch. Duhh.

your an ugly fat fuck.

[ParkMale69]

@Misfitslove91 Agreed. 

[Mreleezy]

bitch u drunk

[brucekue]

@Thischannelhaslife bitch ass

[brucekue]

Arizona green tea is made in arizona! Not asia lady.

[stormcorrosion]

stupid fuck

[wonder1998GIRL]

i only eat noodles when there nothing to eat == damn you sound like a racist..

[JDzTH3B3ST3V4R]

im full blood asian but i look like a whitexican

[67Zaka]

And by the way, you're ugly as hell. - Peace

[67Zaka]

But I assume you want to be Asian like Japan etc...

[67Zaka]

Asians are boring, ugly and almost all of them have small eyes. The fuck. Do you really want to be Asian? Well, it depends which country in Asia. Iran, Pakistan etc...

[67Zaka]

It's was you stupid ugly dumb hoe.

[TheLemonLily]

she gross

[A3znqaey]

chopsticks

[Dave102693]

Do you really want to be asian, really? O.o

[persistantADD]

Just be who you are and i think that you're already asian! You're probably more Asian than me.

[grez14]

MAN sure the internet is sooo full of crap dammit

[nobordercool]

Nah that is not an Asian stuff. That is only Japan stuff.

[KatsumotoYamada]

i am speechless, your not beautiful, your not ugly.i really want to torture you in my basement. seriously.

[TheDellanator]

Be more specific. Like someone else said, being asian doesn't mean you are chinese japanese korean. It can mean you're Indian. Like I am. But since I was born in australia and also with portugese ancestry, I never really go calling myself asian. Cause dumb people like you get the wrong idea.

[BATTLEFIELDVETERAN03]

keep dreaming

[kageki8253]

wanna be an asian? i wanna be an caucasian... LOL

[GleekChannel]

If you wanna be Asian, stop eating the damn Ramen noodles. I'm Asian, and we don't eat it that much unless there's nothing else to eat. We make our own from scratch. And I've never even had Arizona tea shit before. You racist bastard.

[ikimikiss]

lol get it girl

[amayachoify]

You are dumb as he'll. Love who you are.

[LisaCanAnimate]

What the hell is with all of these weaboo's?

[LunaMorningstar]

and this is why many asians find foreigners creepy. Tsk tsk.

[lifeschild1]

Are you eating Asian Angel Hair.....real HAIR from Asians?

[xprincessxcherryx]

dude...if ur gonna make a vid...stop freaking eating -.- and no music -.- I can't even hear you...oh btw that drink...it's not even real asian...crap LOL XD it's so fake whahahha oh gosh...you wish you were asian?......right -.- go back in time and be sure ur parents are asian jeez I'm so sick of people being all like "I wish I was asian" cut the crap and be happy ur even born!!

[kalllesvensson]

asians are ugly.....

Who the hell wants to be asian?

[KawaiiNataku]

@kalllesvensson That's racist. There is nothing wrong with Asians, and I'm sure there are some 'ugly' Asians out there, but what about your race? are you saying that no-one who has the same race as you is ugly? Get a grip.

[FallingSky7]

@kalllesvensson so as your mom but nobody say anything to that baboon

[jale820]

are turkish people asien ?

[ilovecats328]

@jale820 yes, they belong in asia

[CatatonicClarity]

Be more proud of your heritage.

[TheVagabondWolf]

yummy!!!

[sepukuTora]

Ha ha ha. >> Hey you're a cute kid. : D That's not "asian stuff" in that tea though. It's corn syrup. Stop drinking that! It's going to give you liver cancer or something.

[misshebolicious]

well i don't think racist joke like that is funny. not even close.

[KuniTomita]

:S

[killersushi99]

Just replace all your R's with L's and your V's with B's when your talking. TADA! Your asian! Well a FOB asian but still asian!

[SmotPoker09]

im not hungry anymore.. -.-

[Vampire8Stefan]

Chinese's skin are the only people yellow skin in the world

their skin yellow like American's hair <3 like me but now there's only 35% of the chinese are yellow , because most of them became white or dark

[Vampire8Stefan]

wrong spelling

[missalphabetsoop]

Being Asian is fun...yeah....You can make racist jokes about yourself and everyone will agree :)

(Let's not forget the racist and strict parents and society thinking you're a ugly blind freak D':)

[SoMinSaranghae]

I'm white I want to be Asian!

I have a bunch of Korean friends and they are the nicest people i have ever met!!!

[Thischannelhaslife]

WHY DO YOU WANT TO BE ASIAN!!?!??!?!?!??! Asain people look like shit :O there so ugly AND MEAN!! :O Your so beautiful with nice skin that isnt brown and Big eyes that arent tiny and you have a nice body that isnt scrawny dont ever want to be asain your perfect the way you are!

[missalphabetsoop]

@Thischannelhaslife (I'm Asian-American and my skin is rather pale ;A; And my eyes are normal ._. but everything else you said was right lol XD) (Well I'm not exactly "mean" I just have anger issues...sorry about that D:))

[UNxlUCKy13]

@Thischannelhaslife YOU ARE A COMPLETE WASTE OF A HUMAN BEING. YOU ARE THE REASON WHY THE RACISM STILL EXIST.

[Thischannelhaslife]

@UNxlUCKy13

Hahahha. I dont think one 13 year old effects the whole world.

Other than that I posted that a long time ago, It came out of anger after Asians discriminating my race, then just came out like that. I am very sorry =,= i have anger issues.. I actually dont have anything against asains..

[Komsan6063]

Asian people would be embarrassed by you, you white trash piece of shit

[Thischannelhaslife]

@Komsan6063 The fact that you called her trash you brown ugly asian shit proves that you are

[SonyXLR]

Hahaha, played that well like a BOSS ^( '-' )^

[NerdGogo]

Please don't talk whilst scoffing your face. Very un-lady-like.

[firecall2785]

im asian i lived in asia as a kid, i go to asia every few years. what the actual fuck. . .

[MrMonkeyhmong]

uuhhhhhh okay

[jayminh543]

eeeewwwwww! why you eating and making video? gross! and the fuck!? eating ramen and arizona? that's not asian EVERYONE in america do that. ifyou dont know any shit. dont try

[spookerr]

Yo I squirted some jizz into yo bowl der.

[BESTDICKINCHINA]

YOU LOOK MIXED AND SEXY AS FUCK

[TheTuna123]

do you have asian in you? cuz im asian lets fuck

[jayminh543]

@TheTuna123 eeewww! the fuck? you want her ramen on your dick?

[THEunique4158]

and wtf??? eat right freaking choking on that ramen hasent your mom taught you how to eat plus try a differnt makeup style or do your hair differently because you just plain ugly

[THEunique4158]

@StevexOwnz haha........0.o as am i......

[HiraEpicFail]

....

[XSuperTortugaX]

Thats a weird looking kitchen.

[Shoot1ngStar]

YOYOYO You forgot the rice MANGGGGG!!!

[iAreChobit]

What a fail troll.

[StevexOwnz]

I'm on the weird part of Youtube Again.

[GirlsOnTV1]

Not all Asian people look Chinese/Japanese/Korean.

Being Asian means that you are from the continent of Asia (obviously), meaning it also refers to people from India, Pakistan, and many other countries. Also, Chinese/Japanese/Korean people don't have "small" eyes. They're just shaped differently.

[astmapiippu]

@GirlsOnTV1 Well in most of the world it does, but of course you could call them moncoloids sama way as caucasoids and negroids.

For ex. Indians are mix between Caucaisians and "Australians".

[ilovecats328]

@GirlsOnTV1 and Russia too but half.

[froggyman218]

@GirlsOnTV1 I so agree with this, in the UK when refer to asians it colloquially means people from West Asia Bangladesh/Pakistan/India, rather than people from East Asia.

[marwouan]

@GirlsOnTV1

Ever heard of the sub indian continent, because Iran is located in Asia in your socer video game doesnt mean Iranian are really Asian. You idiot

[MrConartistdesign]

how bout if I shove that noodle up your nose

[ThePogokiller]

get plastic surgery

[mataffar]

stupid as hoe, shut the fuck up!

[kayzkzkzkzk]

Asian is not you want dirnks eats , is your heart ....

[kayzkzkzkzk]

everybody has a dream

[NatsumiRenSuzuki]

excuse me? I have really huge eye, and who eat ramyun with the forks`? you bad no good

[tats2490]

@MrOhaiMark i completely agree that you need to adapt to the culture when you move .. i was just saying that the Asians that comes off as "stupid or rude" to you don't know how to speak your language. So the language barrier plays a considerable amount of role and to conclude that they are rude and stupid shows a lot of ignorance on your part...Do you see Asians that just moved wearing kimono or bowing everywhere in public? FUCKIN NO so they do change from their native culture to an extent

[MrOhaiMark]

@tats2490

part 2: (read both)

Again, I did meet lots of Japanese and Korean people but really only in their home country where they all suck up to you. Yup, it's Japanese and Korean culture not to express emotion. It's considered weakness.No joke, it's bad to communicate feelings after someone has died or you are depressed etc... That's part of the reason for their high suicide rate. None the less whites seem to exempt from this as movies have taught them otherwise. So they insult A LOT.

[tats2490]

@MrOhaiMark you have some boundary issues.. i'm so fuckin sure when someone dies they act as though nothing happened... Are you really that oblivious? but once again i do agree that they don't express emotions as much but you go way beyond it...

[MrOhaiMark]

@tats2490

Nope, go to Japan you can get fired for crying at work. Of course if someone dies they'll show emotion but only between brother and sister/youngers it's even offensive to your parents. I never said asians were stupid, I said asian immigrants generally are rude, and stupid as in they don't want to integrate into the country they moved in to. I am glad your parents immigrated in and became American. Congratulations your family isn't a whole bunch of culture-shocked assholes.

[tats2490]

@MrOhaiMark statistically proven that Asians are stupid? i don't know where you get your resources but claiming that a whole race is stupid is your own personnel opinion.especially when it comes to rudeness..calling Asian immigrants stupid just shows how inconsiderate you are...and majority of the japs immigrate here because they got offered a job here so where does the stupidity come in play? they don't just come here to start fresh(except for my parents)

[TheLogicStick]

@tats2490

He said the immigrants were stupid.

[tats2490]

@MrOhaiMark im just a little fuckin offended because my parents immigrated here to work their fuckin asses off not to get called stupid and rude from you.. My dad taught himself English and my mom still struggles with it but they fuckin adapted pretty fuckin well... i fuckin love my country(USA) and so do my parents so stop being an inconsiderate asshole...ATLEAST we can agree to one fuckin thing and that is.. THIS FUCKIN VIDEO FUCKIN SUCKS... im done say w.e you want

[ritz1622]

I dont understand the video and Im asian

[iISYukiSamaa]

@MrOhaiMark ummm.. dude u have issues. japan is not racist nor korea so u need to stfu... dont say we need to die because if we all were dead u wouldnt have shit asia makes everything techniqly if it werent for us u wouldnt have the technology we have today.... so please sdfu and stop making yourself sound more retarted than u already are.. btw germany is a shit country.. js.

[MrOhaiMark]

@iISYukiSamaa

Obviously you've never been to Japan or Korea, if you think Japan is racist then how come they have the 3rd largest Nazi party in the world and constantly have anti foreigner demonstrations.

[tats2490]

@MrOhaiMark there are "right wingers" in every country, specifically talking about Japanese right wingers, they hate everyone thats not from Japan, and if you didn't know their demonstration is mainly against other asian countries. so what point are you trying to make, because the majority of the japanese aren't racist and they don't have the "3rd largest nazi party in the world."

[MrOhaiMark]

@tats2490

True, it is very true that not all Japanese people are racist. It's just sad because the majority of Japan is yet their government does nothing about it. Oh and they DO have the third largest Nazi party in the world. Number 1 is Russia's, number 2 usa's, and 3rd Japans. Look it up. It's called "NSJAP". They also have many anti-foreigner group. Oh and now days racism is shifting to whites, it's hard to walk down a street in Tokyo with out someone screaming "go homu white piggu".

[tats2490]

@MrOhaiMark yeah its just hard to believe that they have the "3rd largest Nazi party".. People say Japan is a very respectable country, but theyre only respectful among themselves... but i have to disagree with some of the shit you said... MOST of the Japanese people will keep shit to themselves... they don't go around yelling at tourists...

[Kikumaya]

Please don't say that. You should be proud of your own raise and don't try to be something your not. ^^ Sorry if this was rude. Also, there's alot of Asians with big eyes. I'm half asian and I have big eyes. (^_^)

[milkjamjuice]

Sweetened green tea does not exist in Asia. Unless you go to an American import shop and buy Arizona.

[sunrain60]

i'm asian but i hate asian ,I wish I were american:))

[hirokodinotaku]

Wtf! You're saying Asians have small eyes. I'm full Asian and I don't have small eyes. I know a lot of Asians who don't have small eyes.

[azninvasion1808]

my name says it all

[IU217]

bet you got all that "ASIAN" shit from walgreens

[FuckinSIayer]

@IU217 its probably all made in china anyway

[zungaloca]

Ew you dont want to be asian

[yoshpit222]

Eatin noodles LIKE A BOSS

[MultiCyao]

i'm asian :))

[julianbautista87]

Are you trolling or are you that stupid?

[jizzy2k]

I wish I was Mexican. I like tacos mang.

[PurplexCherry]

Asian's don't have small eyes...

[HKauwH]

W T F

You want to be a racist?

[mrdkseeking]

I need a sincere friend

[mrdkseeking]

私は誠実な友人を必要とする

[RoyalZebraGirl]

Disgrace to the American race. Love yourself for who you are. Don't let people put you down.

[xAyaLollikies]

Giiirl don't eat with your mouth full! Bad manners :|

[BonaDun]

Youtube ain't the site to post such things

youtubers - probably about 80% Asian

[tupezee]

@omar22477 fuck u lil piece of shit come to highland park "los angeles", ca and try running your mouth n see what happens puto lol

[omar22477]

LOL NICE VIDEO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHA­HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­AHAHAHHAAH FUCK! YOU ASIANS!!!!!!! YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING TERRIBLE! AND YOUR AUGLY ASS BITCHES WITH SMALL EYES!!!!!!!! LOL

[Foreverzxcc]

STUPID RACIST ...

[MrOhaiMark]

@Foreverzxcc

Fuck off you stupid hypocritical Singaporean. Fuck your totalitarian state of a Country.

[pelepone]

LOL how did I get here...

[aps6666]

@pelepone a pretty face which turned out to be a underage filthy beyotch?

[pelepone]

@aps6666 Lol nah she doesnt seem so bad~~

[animestar2394]

racist o_o

[AkitoS369]

Ha ha guess what AriZona is a producer of beverages from the United States.

[kelvinjiro]

lol stupid b*tch wit shitty music and food.....hope you should wish you were people first !

[pierocksful]

u racist, im asian we dont eat asian food all the time, but tht noodle makes me want it

[Betoalonso25]

Stop eating Asian food it's not helping you at all lol

[yh0016]

sorry, you are what you are. I think you watched too much japanese anime and drinking arizon green tea iced tea ain't going to make you an asian

[AznKpopLuvr]

I'm white, and I love Asian (Korean/Japanese) culture, but that doesn't mean I want to be Asian. WHy?

Because I'm happy who I am. I'm healthy, I have family and friends that care for me, and I have a home, food, shelter and clothing, more than some people have. I'm grateful for everything I am, and this is why I would never want to be a different race. If I were something else, I wouldn't be me.

UGH I had a point, but I love it... :(

Does anybody understand what I mean?

[AznKpopLuvr]

I really fucking hate people who want to be a different race. Honestly, I know this is a troll, but let me rant. People who are born perfectly healthy, with food, shelter, and families should never wish to be a different race.

Honestly, it's just stupid shit that really pisses me off. There are people in this world born with deformities, born into poverty, etc. and these people wanting to be different races are acting as though who they are isn't good enough. It just.. UGH!

[monkeygirl333sm]

Dude I'm Asian and my eyes are bigger than your's dumbass. And Arizona tea's Asian? HA! DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH DUMBASS! Tell me when you pick the leaves yourself and biol them yourself. Oh and half of my cousins DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT RAMEN IS. And o3o stop listening to that shit if you want to pass off as an Asian

[LAMAPOWERS]

This is extremely racist of her. Race shouldn't matter. Asians should stop saying they are better than white people and white people should stop saying they are better than asians. We are all people? Why would race matter? So everyone should stop being so bloody racist

[AznKpopLuvr]

@LAMAPOWERS I agree..

BLACK POWER!

(I'm white. XD)

We all have the same body parts and can produce children together. See? Proof that we aren't different at all.. biologically, anyways.. so ignorant racists can shoot themselves. :P

[iPandaliciouz]

I'm asian..but you dont have to be so stereotypical.. -_- We eat other things too... Like hmm.. Apples. O>O

[Guevama]

WTF did I just see!? ·_·

[BAIYUE1]

ASIAN-VIETNAMESE EAT RICE ALL THE TIME,AND SOMETIMES EAT "PHO"-VIETNAMESE NOODLES

[Devikvampire]

Get some chopsticks. You can't even fake being asian. :I

[yoyofightingdragon]

watchu knowbout fuckinnggggggg ramen tht ramen is fake american ramen im asian i eatreal ramen

[ChikaraMe10]

You should change the title of the video to "I wish I were Black".... according to the music you were playing...

[Limenati]

I really spent a minute watching someone down a bowl or noodles??

Jesus i need to get out more...

[CocoMoriji]

My fren is Chinese and she have eyes bigger than yours -.- stop stereotyping Asians! Ps she have double eyelids. I even have a fren who have triple eyelids (Chinese too)

[gyarados54]

racist bitches,why you need to be asian?at least you can be yourself,race doesnt matter,its about attitude btw,WE EAT RICE AND MY EYES IS SMALLER ==".you better see Indonesia "Pribumi" girls.im Indo-China btw

[SNSDTVgeneration]

I wish I were your daddy xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[AwesomeTheCoolLol]

Don't look down on Asians. They're better than you. I'm gonna spread this video around to my friends and make sure they start hating on you. Racism deserves no sympathy.

[AzNL0n3rPrid3]

Yeeeah...Stop hatin...u know u really wanna b asian.

[TheYoungik]

delete this fucking trash fucking dumb fuck

[RuneFun12]

Hey han anyoned tried that 'Asian' Fresh & Cold Tea with small balls in it?.. Like little small black balls, then you use a straw to suck the Tea up, mine was with Strawberry flavour, after your first try you're almost choking on a little black ball, and they just keep on coming!..

Part of asian culture or not, i don't give a fuck!.. But Asian culture it's self is cool as fuck, lots of silly and wicked shit to see and explore and taste!.. Hoho lol

[woahcoolwaffles121]

@RuneFun12 yeah, but we call it bubble tea.

[KPopVy3361]

I'm asian and my eyes were really big when I'm a little baby but...now its medium and it looks cool...LOL

[TheJoyaShow]

ur dumb

[IamtheSHINeeGirl]

By small eyes, I think you mean Single eyelids.

The way you ate that ramen makes me kinda want to hurl.

Just because you drink Arizona tea, It doesn't make you look Asian. At all.

I'd rather you want to be scene or something.

Those kinda kids have fun.

Also, your pony tail makes no sense.

There's no point to it.

Plus, not all Asians look the same.

You being American (Or some type of European) are not heavily exposed to a lot of Asians, so I'm sure they look very similar to you.

Dumb girl. :D

[GriefTeamBlackOut]

My friends really think I'm Asian on the inside, because I like a lot of things relative to asian culture. If you are wondering, most my friends are Asian. Anyways, why would people put sugar in tea? Oh well...

[LaDeathMachine]

giveaways that point out that you are desperate to look asian:

- your hair has a pointless ponytail sticking out of it

- youre gorging on ramen

- drinking tea (while flaunting it in our faces

[DubDubArtiste]

First step..

Don't listen to that crap.

[TheNarutard1234]

you no what you retard asians are epic not every asian eats ramen or drinks arizona stop eating with your mouth full and get a life!!!!!!your so stupid making this video made you a racist little asian hater so stop being a hater and shut your fat mouth up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

[Foreverzxcc]

I'm asian with big eyes :/ , you know , not all asians are ugly ..

[AznKpopLuvr]

@Foreverzxcc I'm white and know most asians are attractive... :/ I think they're pretty anyways, and the guys are... HOT. <3

I haven't met many ugly asians, aside from.. well, some creepy old perverted men on the internet, but that's a different story.. lol

[KatieRoseLynn]

Title: I wish I were asian.

Two things:

1) was*

2) Asian*

That is all.

[mrdomosaysrawr]

asians have big eyes .. well i no all of people who du .. including me..