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  • online liner suck my red and white flag!

  • LOL....this is good.

  • @0nline1nder Canadians are pussies. Suck my red, white, and blue cock you polar near riding butt plug.

  • Sad that this ''is'' Canadian culture **sigh** not much to be patriotic about in Canada.

  • Beavers make AWFUL house pets. Ours chewed all the legs off of our kitchen table, it fell, crushed the cat, then the beaver dammed up the entrance to my kids room and we had to break the window to get in from the outside. Never again!

  • you see american, In Canada, beaver eats you ;)

  • Lol people get annoyed by it but I love how the US and Canada bicker in their comedies. ^^ Shows they're true brothers!

  • @Bloodshotshatterbone Brothers who wanna smash each other on the head with cinder blocks.

  • @Bloodshotshatterbone

    Fuck that, I'm not a brother with bible thumping hicks

  • I wish i had a pet beaver....I have to admit that canadians are very polite and courteous. Hope to move there some day.

  • haha that was awesome.

  • i am Canadian but i don't have a pet beaver yet lol

  • fuck me sideways and call me Sheryl, these commercials are awesome

  • Little known fact for you Americans.

    We all have pet beavers, and yes, they all know how to attack.

  • @italbello6t9 Damn you for spilling secrets to the enemy!!

  • @italbello6t9 My beaver once jumped an 8 foot fence running away from the SPCA lol! (no lie)

  • I wish my pet beaver could do that

  • thats where my pet beaver went.

  • @USAdude30 Canada disowned bieber, he lives in atlanta now. As for Celine, shes in vegas.

  • damn, I had long since forgot about this commercial.

    I dont drink, but the I AM CANADIAN campaign was brilliant

  • lol! Leave it to Canada!

  • IN SOVIET RUSSICANADA BEVER EAT YOU OUT!

  • BEAVER ATTACK!

  • man, i want my own pet attack beaver

  • ahaha XD

    gotta love the canadians (love form america!) :D

  • loool Canada pwnz

  • I now want a bever and i am 1/2 canadian

  • lol ATTACK! i died xD

  • God almighty,first the Canadians give us Celine Dion then Justin Bieber and now attack beavers from hell.I can take a joke as much as the next guy but come Canada,Give us a flipp'en break here!

  • @USAdude30 hahaha sorry about that lol

  • @leokitty2424  Thanks man. I like Canadians in general but for crein out loud bro,first Celine and then you give us Justin Bieber too?! I don't think I can take much more of this shit.

  • @USAdude30 why do you think we send them to make it big in the US? We can't stand them either

  • @frick1967 ...bahahahahaha-that's hilarious-especially since it was americans who took him south of the border and made him what he is! lol

  • @USAdude30 ...whoa pal, it was a couple of your american rappers and r&b guys who took justin bieber and made him famous. he was only on you tube until they got a hold of him and took him across the border! ;)

    (celine i can't explain...however, she is french from quebec...they tried to separate and form their own country, so they're a little eccentric! lol)

  • @viciouscanadianvixen Lol...Ok fair enough bud:D

  • @USAdude30 ...hehehe *hugs* :D

  • @viciouscanadianvixen Hey man if you look anything like the gal in your picture...I'm turning gay immediately!

  • @USAdude30 ...no need to turn gay as i am indeed a woman (unless you are then your screen name is very misleading!)

  • @viciouscanadianvixen Thank you God! Lol...And no it's not misleading I'm very much a guy.Ooook,alrighty then,now that I feel like a complete idiot for assuming I reckon I shall gracefully bow out then my sister from another mister. Peace:)

  • @USAdude30 Oh dear, but you sent us Hannah Montanna and the Jonas brothers!

  • @malakaki111 Ooouu,,Yea we did:/...and Rebecca Black as well.....ok mmaybe were just kinda even then?

  • @USAdude30 I'm willing to call it even. xD

  • @malakaki111 Lol...Your a gem of a person:D Peace.

  • @USAdude30 You too, bro. ;)

  • thats right evry canadien has hackey in there blood and carry's there pet beaver around i am canadien

  • hahaha

  • hahaha RIGHT ON !!!

  • Start the video

    restart it

    press 7.

  • I want a beaver that attacks on command ;w;

  • never been one for Canadian/American bickering... but this was f'ing hilarious LMFAO

  • Nice

  • First dogs, now beavers?

    Everyone has a pet except for me >.<

  • How Toronto police abuses law? 1st they instigate public against the target citizen who has questioned police abuse of power under citizen action against crime (a cover up for defamation of character by police). When poor target citizen reacts/ gets into a fight with the mislead public bullying them upon police instigation, the police will arrest the target citizen. This is how they set up elimination of citizens' civil rights in Canada. In Canada police doesn't need evidence to torture citizens

  • American taunts: not effective

    Bite: super effective

  • i wanna have a pet beaver

  • I love Beaver!

  • *sighs* Whats up with all the hateful comments ): I really like the video and think its pretty funny. I scroll down to see if anyone else thinks its hilarious but instead I see nothing but hate post on almost every single page. T_T

  • Ahahaha funny, eh? I. AM. CANADIAN. 8DDD

    I wish I had a pet beaver, though. Oh well. *hugs a nickel*

  • genius!

  • It's even funnier on another level cause beaver=pussy. As in, every Canadian either has a beaver or gets beaver.....Or, hey, maybe that new sexy intern will let me play with her beaver...this shit could go on all night and my beer is getting warm.

  • LOL I love how he says attack so calmly.

  • I'm not Canadian, but I'm an Oregonian. Epic.

  • canada= peace

    usa= fat kids and guns

  • @liamcurrie28 im canadian and i own 8 guns so I dont get your point lol.

  • who?

  • I FUCKING LOVE IT!!!

  • I want a pet beaver.

  • @XXsashaXX985 ya we got it the first time lol. u should also no that NOBODY CARES!!!

  • @roalie17 psh. fuck u and ur canadian heart breakers. >.<"

  • @XXsashaXX985 umm...what the hell is that supposed to mean?

  • I think there is a lesson to be learned in this kids, mess with a Canadian and you get beaver rabies =D

  • @XXsashaXX985 straw huts huh? gotta say i havent heard that one before

  • @XXsashaXX985 it's igloo, only 1 g,

    & it's polar bear, if u wanna make fun of us, at least make sure ur not making ur self lookin like a jackass, eh?

  • @XXsashaXX985 Funny that you keep leaving comments. You're proof that as an American this aggravates you. Us Canadians don't care because we're paid back nice people who can poke fun of ourselves.

  • @XXsashaXX985 all those things are considered compliments in canada. not that you know what a compliment is.

  • @XXsashaXX985 Dude! Wish I rode polar bears to school. That'd be fucking EPIC!!

  • @XXsashaXX985 "Damn Free Health Care"? What kind of an insult is that?

  • the two guys insulting the awesome Canadian are quite the fags...

  • Molson Canadian makes the best commercials, seriously!

  • Honestly people, this is a beer commercial! If your intention is to come here and pick fights with Canadians, I suggest you be a man (or woman) and do it in person! Until then, as Bill Connelly says," f**ck off" with your tail tucked firmly between your legs!!

  • Canadians and Americans will never get a long....

  • @ownedapotitis I get along with lots of americans just not the ones who are so nationalist they need a backpac to carry there pride.

  • Hmm, how does Canada's army relate to a beer commercial?

    Can someone please infrom me?

  • i love how he just pulls out a savage beaver lmao i love being canadian

  • america and canada are brothers that fight too much

  • @jeffisstoned I see it more as the US being the rowdy fratboy picking fights with everyone that has ego issues... and Canada being his friend that sits beside him facepalming and apologising on his behalf.

  • @jeffisstoned whens the last time they fought?

  • @jeffisstoned i meant to voote up!

  • Yeah, some fag comes in and says "Canadian". Like the bartender knows what the fuck he is talking about it. In America, the bartender would say, "I don't give a shit that you are a gay foreigner, what do you want to drink? Oh, and we don't take your Monopoly money here."

  • @MrJJackYT why the fuck would we want to go to the land of hillbilies to get shitty ass bear when we get way better stuff in our own country.And the colors on our money is very useful so we don't fuck up when we go and tip someone we dont give them 100$ instead of 5$

  • Attention Americans:

    On this past May 31st Memorial Day, we were reminded of the brave Americans who died fighting these evil Canadians, first in the Revolutionary War where the Canadians backstabbed us and provided aid and supported to the hated British and then again in the War of 1812 were they did the same. We will one day avenge these death, but Memorial Day was a day to reflect on their sacrifice and to give thanks to God for our Freedom, not to ponder on thoughts of revenge.

  • @MrJJackYT The beer is called Molson Canadian, the guy wasn't refering to himself.

  • @mysterygirl154

    The guy is gay. 30% of Canadians are homosexual, the highest percentage for gays to straights in the Western world

  • @MrJJackYT i'd have to agree with u on that one ...... i've seen more gay ppl here than anywhere else ..... but that's still acceptable as anywhere, as long as they keep their business private .....

  • @MrJJackYT Instead when ordering a American beer just say "WATER" he'll be more then happy to give you a BUD!!!

  • @freakyflow

    Your entire national combined military - army, navy, air force, and special forces are tens of thousands less in strength than the US forces currently engaged in Iraq and our troops constantly fight real wars, not just a few hundred odd soldiers hiding behind allies like you do in Afganistan.

    You are delusional if you think your training, strength, or experience comes even close to the US. Go watch curling or hockey. Leave war to countries with real militaries.

  • @MrJJackYT LOL this coming from a country that fought against it's self ..we don't have to fight your going to kill yourself off anyways ..as for trainning we have the best snipers in the world .and most G20/Nato trainning is done here ..How hides ..1939 Canada was in the war Were was the usa..hiding Even had Nazi rally's in the states at the same time Boo hoo 1941 oh i guess theres a war ok we'll join ..Delusional is Guessing Facts is the money maker bitch

  • @freakyflow Well, few experts in the world would consider what Canada has to be a real military. Canada's "military" is actually very low rated, coming in at 23rd in relation to the world powers (Source: Global Firepower). Canada is so weak that the following countries could invade and easily take the country over (if Canada didn't leech off the US and Britain for protection): Mexico Greece Norway Pakistan North Korea South Korea Israel Turkey Sweden Egypt
  • @MrJJackYT LOL You really think larger military numbers mean anything? Look at you fucktards in Iraq!

    Mexico, Greece, Pakistan, North and South Korea, Isreal, Turkey, and Egypt would not be able to properly handle our environment. Remember, we know our land, they don't. We duke it out in the cold large parts of the year, they don't.

  • @MrJJackYT Britian is our mother country

    the commenwelth will protect us acculay no we can preotect ourelves

    like in 1812

    WE BURNED THE FUCKING WHITE HOUSE

  • @Liuyifeng19

    YouTube is not the place for profanity. I have reported you.

  • @MrJJackYT

    dude get a #### life reporting on youtube wtf

  • @MrJJackYT Rofl you stupid nigger, you must be new here or just trolling because youtube has one of the worst communities on the web. By the way have fun reporting me because Google doesn't give two fucks about me swearing.

  • @Liuyifeng19 First Canada didn't exsist in 1812, Canada was founded in 1867. Second, it was British Special Forces that burned down the white house, not the Colonists.

  • @JohnKimberland i dont care you guys invaded us and we kicked your yankee big mac ass

  • @Liuyifeng19 First, I am Canadian, second the main reason Canada won, as in didn't get taken over, was due to problems with the American militia not wanting to cross the borders, that and after the British burned down the white house, the americans thought it would be a good idea to stop.

  • @JohnKimberland no it wasn't the british didn't want to burn it down, the canadiens did to get sweet justice for the us burning queens park.

  • where is the americans big mac with supersized fries?

  • I want a pet beaver.

    <3

  • wish I had a beaver to shut the mouths of people full of shit :)

  • @briannamaner Thats one stereotype I wouldn't mind being part of.

  • the guy being attacked by the beaver reminds me of willie mitchell

  • LMAO~~!

  • I always wanted one of those trained beavers. My pet beaver is too wild.

  • wahaha, j'en veux un

  • Awesome commercial! Wish I have a pet beaver!

  • Heh, heh.

    Thanks.

    Even better now, after Bill said at the 2010 Olympic closing ceremony in Vancouver:

    "Je suis Canadian."

  • darcyfoo makes a good point, in that she's clueless.

  • Canada 1 America (fagz) 0

  • @darcyfoo Calling People fags does not help our cause. Ill keep the score though.

  • love how they make the Canadian guy look like the typical 420 friendly type and the american guy is the total preppy boy type. ridiculous

  • WIN.

  • people chill out and just watch the commercial and drink some beer!

  • haha Canada = Beaver

    USA = Mc Donalds

  • @haarstad88 yah totally right man Canada frickin pwns

  • @haarstad88 haha Canada = REAL beer!...you got the usa part right!

  • HAHAHAHHAHAA BEST COMMERCIAL EVER!

  • I like how nobody around "Mr. Yankee" is helping him out or even acknowledging him that he's getting attacked by a Beaver. XD

  • Turkeys are more plentiful here in the States than the Eagle ... and they are the bird we eat for Thanksgiving. :)

  • It seems to me that you Canadians have made your own stereotype.

    Is Canada a trending topic here? No, no one cares.

  • No, we're just showing you americans what sterotypes you made us canadians.. This is just our response by laughing in your ignorant face.

  • This is the biggest bull shit I've ever seen! I've meet many Canadians while living in Florida, and I have never heard or have seen an American laugh at someone when they say that they are from Canada.

    The usual conversation goes like this:

    Canadian: Oh I'm from Toronto

    American: O Really? I've always wanted to check out the CN Tower.

    please, you Canadians love to assume that all Americans are ignorant.

  • Oh please, you assume Canadians think like that because of a beer commercial? I ought to say I've ben to U S A for a few years, and there ARE remnants that consider ''Cannucks'' as a bad thing to have in their neighbourhood because they assume were all a bunch of pot loving wood runners.

    So before saying we assume you're all stupid, please consider this is a commercial for the sake of laughing of probably innexistant prejudices, thus the pet beaver.

  • Hey! A beer commercial says a lot! lol, only kidding. Who has told you it was a bad thing to be in your neighborhood? Those people are just dusch's!

    No, but it it funny to see the warped jokes that some peope portray us to be, isn't it?

  • That would be because most of the time Americans that come across the border act this way when the get here. For example: During the currency exchange we often here "What's this? I don't want this it's Monopoly money!" I've also noticed that it is mostly people from the northern states that are the arrogant ones where as the people from the southern states are plight.

  • And all Americans love to assume that everybody hates them. Sure...

    Not all americans are fat, but when we watch CNN news they talk about fatties at McDonalds so Americans make their own stereotypes too.

    The thing is, EVERYONE makes their own stereotypes, genius. Did you just find that out or what?

    You should refrain from posting again before a stereotype about how dumb Americans really are breaks out.

    I don't get shit when I drive down the border and I don't give shit when you drive up.

  • My my my you are nasty. Did I ever make a post lashing out at someone? No, no I didn't.

    Actually, we really don't love to assume that people from other places in the world hate us. There have been many times when I have interacted with people in Europe about Americans and have opened their minds about us.

    CNN and a privately owned company commercial are two totally different things.

  • And because we have beavers, it becomes a stereotype although I don't think I personally ever seen a beaver in my entire life. Except for well, you know, the ones you eat.

    But it's a funny joke about Canadians and I like to laugh at myself so I think this commercial is fucking hilarious.

  • i realy don't think you can speak for your whole country because you may not eat a mcdonaldsbut that doesn't mean other people don't eat at mcdonalds and just because you don't think that everyone hates you doesn't mean that other people don't think everyone hates them. and im canadian i don't know myy second cousin in alberta but im sure there are some people that do. so what im saying is this argument is pointless and you guys should realy move on and stop stereotyping eachother's countries

  • When have I said, " on behalf of the people of the United States"?

    It wasn't an argument, more of a conversation. Usually when I argue over text, I tend to curse a lot

  • @Dslater417

    Actually, the conversation usually starts out with a Canadian commenting on health care. From there they move onto the numerous ways they feel Canada is "better" than the States. Following this, they'll generally go on about famous people, inventions etc. from Canada. The American (and whoever else is there usually just sits there nodding there head till they're finished).

    That is not an exaggeration either. I've been over-seas for a decade now.  Met plenty of Canadians.

  • @JohnQRandom

    Is it wrong of me then as a Canadian to tell you that my favourite thing to talk about is when I visit the US and all the great people, sites and history I get to see?

    For a hiking trip or a nature walk with friends I usually stay in Canada but for the wonderful unique experiences and the memories that last a lifetime I love visiting the US, each state is so different and each has so much to offer...gotta give props where it's deserved.

  • @FearOfTheFlesh

    Of course that's not wrong. I'm just saying that considering the fact that Canadians know little about Mexico (number of States, the names of any of them, current leader, year of independence, names of any pop-groups, authors, famous inventions etc.) And Mexicans know only few Canadian cities and Avril Laveign, the U.S. certainly takes a lot of heat being guilty of the same thing that the both of you (and everyone world) is guilty of as well.

  • i admit, i know nothing about mexico, i never hold a grudge against americans who know little about another country. there is lots about usa i do not know myself. personally i do not think it makes americans dumb. its what they are exposed to

  • Americans are exposed to no more or less propaganda than most other nations; Iran, North Korea, Saudi Arabia, Cuba being examples of front-runners.

    The only difference between the rhetoric that Americans are fed and most other nations is that it's designed to be accepted with the public.

  • Well, as a Canadian who lived in Texas, right after i moved it was about 3 weeks annoyance, constantly.

  • Really? I'm sorry to here that. Well, it is texas. I'm from Florida (originally from New Jersey and to be honest,, when I go to texas, I get the same flack. Usually when I meet any canadian, I don't notice it, until I hear the Ontario accent.

    I think that people from Texas would pick up on it a lot faster only because of their thick accent (and thick mind to be honest)

    I like Canadians, I just cant stand when some have to compare Canada to the US with inventions, Celebs, like I dont know.

  • @Dslater417

    I went to Dallas, Texas before and I absolutely loved it. So much culture, arts, recreational activities and natural beauty.

    I have also been to Miami and again the weather, (girls :P), ambience, and the people just made it a wonderful memory...

    I still think though that Manhattan, specifically Times Square for me is unequalled. For all fellow Canadians especially those not too far from NY you have to see it, it's stunning.

  • Good for you! fuckin cry about it

  • hehe ... cute ... how about our little turkey crosses the border and pecks the heck out of the beaver's eyes. :) Just kidding - love this vid. :)-

  • Turkey? Isn't it an eagle?

  • @ AgentCarter

    Oh! you can spell now?

  • as opposed to when?

  • lol never mind

  • gtfo?

  • HAHA, HOW DOES THAT FEEL AMERICA. lol

  • serves the right!!

  • A little bit violent this commercial. I rather the ones from molson such as the guy in the movie stage. This one scared me.

  • LOL THAT'S AWESOME

  • we have beavers in canada. frig my dad used to kill them cause they would cause flooding by our house. are u really from canada, beaver is the national animal of canada!

  • hahahaha, I wish I had a pet beaver to attack guys at bars!! That would make night outs easier :P

  • What a great idea jessica. Let me know how that goes :P

  • Wait, you guys have pet BEAVERS?!

    I'm so fucking jealous <_<

  • Yea dude, so tell you're american buddies to quit fuckin around, or ill sick my rabid beaver on em:D.

  • Hahaha! Actually...I'd be laughing my ass off

  • My god, are you fucking dumb. I am from florida, and I know a hell of a lot more about canada then you do.

  • Lol--I was almost offended by that comment! But I trust you're joking and didn't actually take my previous comment seriously? ;)

  • These damn red necks can't survive the frozen north, God I love canada