Robert Celente. webcam recorded June 10th, 2009

[dondopa]

There are truly sick and insane people in the world. i mean seriously the things people do to try and earn some money is hilarious

[TheSpaceCulture]

im never gonna die! ; )

[greenguard2468]

frank you are scientist

[ButtSauceversion1]

One thing. If these things work why does this video have twenty some thousand views? Wouldn't this have hundreds of millions of views if these were real immortality rings?

[mebossyounothing]

I think it's just a device to mark idiots :/

[retskcolboR]

My name is Robert Robare Robertson and I would like to give a testimonial. I am now 3000 years old because of Alex Chui's great works. I decided to master everything ever. My brain increased in size and I'm os handsome that women orgas just from seeing me. I have to wear dirty clothes and a mask so nobody gets cazught up in my radiance. I'm going to get back in my time machine and hunt some presidents. Have fun in the new future.

[JackHighlander]

@retskcolboR ur obviously joking around, but check out drew hempel's blog. he actually has mutual orgasms at a distance with women by sitting in full lotus & flexing his pineal gland.

also, moses wore a veil so people wouldn't get "cazught" up in his radiance.

skepticism, calibrated at 190, is the last negative stage before breaking thru into the positive side of the scale at 200, on david hawkin's scale of consciousness.

[pukeslip]

who the hell wants to live forever?!

[francofiori2004]

please everybody sign this video an inappropriate because I do not want me published on it anymore and do not believe in what I said

[francofiori2004]

it was a joke that I made ( I am franco fiori )

[AbdoriasysGuitargod]

@francofiori2004 Are you serious?

[dagyadg]

@12StepTruth he is handsome because he uses immortality rings!

[kronier]

And this is not meant to be a joke?

[TheBigHeinousAnus]

lol at the school that gave you your phd

[gabe228]

i am a mutant that can control the universal magnetic force, i was also a victim of Nazi concentration camps.

[ArchHamza]

:P right right thats why we see people living forever all over the place hhhh

the oldest man alive is 125 years old bro , get ur head out of the bucket and smell the truth

[wwche]

YEAH LETS LIVE FOREVER, AGE NEVER, REPRODUCE INDEFINITELY AND OVERPOPULATE THE EARTH UNTIL IT TURNS BROWN :D

fuckwits lol

[SecludedMemory]

@wwche Actually he also sells something called "Gorgeouspil" (a con-man's answer to your common question), which apparently makes people who take it 'not want kids', among other things. From his site:

"So people who take Gorgeouspil don't want kids. A person who takes Gorgeouspil likes to concentrate his soul within his own body and does not wish to scatter his soul on to other bodies. So making babies is not desirable for people who take Gorgeouspil."

incrediblecures (.) com

[copperblade]

Do you have to wear them while you're sleeping?

[HOW7EY]

the thing is when you 'want' to believe in something you take the smallest things you see and sometimes make things up in order to believe it..so when something little but good happens you always asume its because of those rings......and immortal? what if i get hit by a bus? fuck them rings would do the trick

[larrydD]

can i put them on my penis and will my penis get and stay young and get bigger ahahahah will they work on hemroids if i put them between my ass cheeks when i sleep ahhahah

[growpowerful]

this shit is fake no ring can make you live forever if this is true show this to the public you scamer pussy

[francofiori2004]

Alex Chiu deserves Nobel Prize

[dondopa]

@francofiori2004 for improving the psychological health of mankind through laughter

[francofiori2004]

Magnets do not cause multiple sclerosis.

[sporefan88]

So, are you saying you have discovered the secret to immortality, and yet you have won no Nobel prizes? I don't think so!

[vaheedh]

ANY1 WHO BUYS THESE RINGS IS STUPID. The magnet rings can cause you to have Multiple Sclerosis(also known as MS). The first sign is weakness of the arm, another is not walking properly and many more others that will show up in time.

DO NOT LISTEN 2 THIS, IT IS FAKE & HARMFUL

once diagnosed with MS there is no turning back

you have been warned

[dylanroberts101]

@vaheedh Magnets do not cause MS.

Looser.

[thai9808]

@dylanroberts101 yes bit the shit inside the magnets and the ring you dumb ass

[DarkstarAndrew01]

@vaheedh Your just making stuff up.. next your going to say it causes AIDS or something LOL they are magnets... you problably use them every day in your life and exposed to more magnetic radiation simply by "Living" or walking outside during a sunny day... Not to mention gamma radiation, etc... Heck with all the Nuclear power plants exploding (Japan) we can count on higher levels of radioactive isotopes in everything... What harm can trying the rings do? Nothing more than a cell phone.

[fruttariano101010]

BELLO, quindi secondo lei funzionano realmente? potrebbero far ringiovanire?

grazie

[dnzg66]

I PUT IT ON MY DICK AND IT FELLS OFF

How can I vote Alex Chiu for governor

[writchotte]

These do not make you immortal but I have had them for a couple of years along with the ones for your feel. They align the polarity of your body through the blood and cells. Yes there is iron and ferrous metals in your body. The Chi/Vril energy does flow a lot smoother but you must be careful to have beginning and end rituals to keep from building up too much energy.

[tripytrevin]

just hope at least guys

[funkysouldancer1]

the doctor is only 12 in this video.

[angelmassb]

Please dont kill me terrorist!

[Innocantis]

Yeah, hes a doctor........A black market doctor who specializes in cutting out your kidneys....

[Tehtog]

Alex never sent me my free rings :(

Guess he wants me to die then.

[pwnwner]

I'm gonna LOL when he dies

[pauldonald]

Is there a cock ring version?

[exklusivesociety]

ima LOL when he dies

[mac14all]

sengko numbre nos produrto... sheda,,,

[ballen900]

it's a good product and actually have a positive effect on your health but i doubt about the immortality claims, anyway if the rings are good for your health it's no big deal..

[ronv11]

i CAN FEEL YOU GOING TO A PLACE YOU DON'T WANT TO BE FOR ALL ETERNITY

[DooYooToober]

Hahaha. This guy isn't a doctor. He was a telemarketer, but quit because he couldn't cut it. He is a reseller for Alex Chiu's rings. He even signs out at the end using his real name, Franco Fiori. What a complete scam!

[XxRobJohnsonxX]

One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

[exposefraud]

Well, Dr. Celente, you should be struck off!

[Spiritplumber]

MA CHE CAZZO DICIIIIIII

[oscarsanchezm]

Well, I am not interested in immortality because sooner or later the human body is getting older and I'm sure... we die. - But the absolute reality about my own experience with this rings is... I will never use any prescription for my back pain. - I am pretty confident and positive that with this magnetic rings my back pain is gone forever. - No more chemicals in my body. -And... I am very happy about that. -Period.-

[smethious]

bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit ,,,,,,,you give Italians a bad name son

[FordGT555]

He must have went to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College just like Dr. Nick.

[matspezzia]

If you still dont believe Alex Chiu search bio-magnetic pairs discovered by Dr. Isaac Goiz Duran in google. If this man can get rid of SIDA and CANCER, i believe Alex Chiu has found inmortality. Thanks

[alexa500]

HAHAHAHAHAHA. If you're a doctor than show us your REAL degree. Chi is bullshit.

[MustBeFiend]

@alexa500 uhhh you're wrong. scientists have done tests on monks channeling their chi. they are able to transfer a mass amount of heat towards anywhere in their body. so No, chi isn't bullshit.

[cnaths]

So let me get this straight, you have to wear those rings and look like a duchebag for the rest of time?

[pwnsusername]

foods, and a lot of it becomes waste in our bodies, and most people have severely backed up and clogged livers, colons, etc. so this waste is stored in the body, therefore this waste is lowering our life expectancy! Now, for those people saying that these rings are probably fraudulent, why do you think he has a 90 day satisfaction guarenteed return policy on his site then? you guys are just ignorant, and know nothing about holistic health and real science.

[potissimus]

@pwnsusername how can i tell if ill live forever in only 90 days? it should be a 90 YEAR money back guarantee. duh.

[pwnsusername]

You have 90 days to see if it has improved your health...I think that's enough time to see if it has an effect on your being ..

[smethious]

@pwnsusername this is not real science assbag

[Hrko1992]

@pwnsusername if hes gonna live forever....why doesnt he have a 9000 day satisfaction guaranteed return policy ?

[pwnsusername]

for the most part only useful for suppressing symptoms, not curing root causes. The FDA is fraudulent. if you seriously think that genetically modifying the majority of foods people eat every day isn't going to cause serious health problems long term, you're a fool. Why do you think they have to put artificial flavoring and coloring in most foods nowadays? its because the food is so genetically modified that it has no flavor, and no color. Our enzymes aren't designed to break down most of these

[pwnsusername]

Now, as far as Chi not being proven to exist, the only reason is because Wilhelm Reich was called a fraud (not proven to be one) by the fda, and in court was sentenced to jail and died before he could get out, along with All of his books being BURNED by the Fda. If that doesn't seem suspicious to you, you know nothing about history, or the history of the fda. Every year, people are getting more and more diseases in america, yet more people are going to their doctors as well...western medicine is

[pwnsusername]

Hey, instead of ridiculing this guy, you should look at alexchiu.com and see why it works. It looks like bs but that is because most people don't know about the Hunza Valley in Pakistan. In Hunza Valley, Giannia A. Dotto found that because it is between a volcanic region and glacial region, the valley polarizes its denizen's cells magnetically to keep the structure stable. Well, when one's cells are stable, they are healthy, and the people in Hunza Valley live past 120 years of age.

[SPeacock]

@pwnsusername That's all the proof I need.

[ballen900]

@pwnsusername thanks for the info

[mebossyounothing]

@pwnsusername

so they do die !

GET IT ?

[ButtSauceversion1]

@pwnsusername Successful troll

[stringerdanman]

I lost both my arms and legs. Can i wear them on my 4 penises instead?

[ballen900]

@stringerdanman maybe you should put them up your ass were your head is

[stringerdanman]

@ballen900 I cant stick them up there since Ihave no arms or legs. You must be a complete retard to believe any of this bullshit. Can you say the world Gullible? My precious! 

[ballen900]

@stringerdanman but you can wear them on your penises right? anyway i'm not going to argue with you about this but how do you know the rings don't work? have you tried them? coz i have and i think they might have some positive effect (and i'm not a seller) on the health. and your foul language is not going to change my mind

[ultimategrayfox]

trovati un lavoro serio, tipo ripulire le fogne magari, è un consiglio spassionato.

Sono così efficaci che hai l'attaccatura dei capelli a metà del cranio. Fate ridere!

[griana76]

ma che fesseria gigantesca

[FCule]

Dude.. i can see you have grey hair

[pinguizawesome]

i would love to see this proven xD

[peterfaj]

A doctor from Italy. Shit, I hope he doesn't cure stuff by shoving magnets up patients and believing it works.

[icaro829]

@peterfaj no, here in italy we have serious doctor. I think that this is not a real doctor, but only a fake

[DiVlJaKzzzz]

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[VampireKnightsLover]

Act better! D:<

[Aaron72591]

Come back in 50 years and tell me the same thing.

[JBHutto]

1 Ring to rule them all, 1 Ring to find them, 2 Rings to live forever only 5 easy payments of $99.95.

[strawberries55c]

ya and im superman who can invent anything. surre. wat an idiot

[5299luckiev]

really???

[relixus]

wahahahahahahahahhaahahahaha..­....

[chrislivia12]

you got run over

[hanz2lk]

When our Rings combine..... nevermind.

[Denyard]

@hanz2lk CAPTAIN PLANET!!

[DooYooToober]

Hahahahaha. At the end he signs off as Franco Fiori. Like I said who is Robert Celente? What a complete scam!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NoCheeseJustCrackers]

Pazzo!!

[DooYooToober]

Who the fuck is Robert Calente? This guy is Franco and has a financial interest in Alex Chiu's rings. He's gray, bald, and fat now. Alex has been arrested for selling products that make outrageous claims. That is why he has a small disclaimer on his website stating that the claims are just his belief, and haven't been proven to provide any medical benefit!

[4kats]

@DooYooToober The Fda arrest a lot of people if its not a drug they are selling. Don't u find that suspicious? You write a health book that helps & sell magnets & u get arrested? Wtf kind of crap is that???? FDA states that only drugs can cure you. Such bull! Lemons cure scurvy. Not a drug. But u can't legally claim that!

[tch41ms]

You have my sword.

[WrathofTim]

@tch41ms and my axe

[lobomau100]

hahahahhahahahahahhaha......

"2 years later": hahahahahhahahahahahhahahahaha­ha

[chrischinnici]

LOL

[AquarielCharm]

I have both foot braces & rings for 3 in half years but don't always wear them. I think they're 1,200 gauss total. Alex told via phone call they'll last 8 to 10 years. I hope it's longer than that. My first set of rings fell on the wood floor and the magnets popped out. I called Alex and he replaced them free of charge and I received them within 1 week. The positive goes on the right side and negative on the left side for correct magnetic polarity, right?

[DooYooToober]

I've seen a recent photo of Franco, and trust me he looks worse. He does not currently reside in Italy. He is a sales associate/distributor for Alex Chiu. Frank please crawl back under the rock from which you came.

[strifethe3]

why is the tag, politics??

[jamietruman]

Clearly they don't work for male pattern baldness.

OH well keep trying

[uffx3]

LLOOLL thank you Jamie for heading my call...can you immagine this retard assuming we believe he's a doctor and a nutrtionist... and i believe that bald area was the wayout neurons used when they rested their case with the guy ;)

[Silverbane78]

No, you need to buy the magnetic hat for that. Sucks the hair right out. :)

[jamietruman]

Lol :)

[fahad11100]

poor retard

[TheZines]

so funny :D

[gloupek9]

You were preaching the rings as being extremely efficient and suddenly you`re telling us that Falun Gong turns out to be a better option?? It has nothin`in common?...Perhaps the Alex Chiu affilate program isn`t that serious and you`re upset...is that the case?

[dariogtube]

learn some english, you are a shame for us italian...

[uffx3]

he's a retard, that's why he's a shame. They should put these crooks in jail, listen to this retard claiming to be a scientist and a biotherapist!! All he can have done in his life is eating herbalife and integrators to poison his body, instead than good natural food, and done too much body building - needless to say this guy's inability to perform any kind of mind building is evident.

[uffx3]

LLLOOLLL!! I went to the retard's page, I promise I had never been there before...and look at his channels title: alex chiu and herbalife!!!! LOL, that HAD TO BE so!! no food for neurons give such results: they will still look for the worse nutritionals, and find them! lol

[weixilong]

I don't have any fingers (I type with my nose). how can I wear these rings?

[FunBoy15]

wear them on your toes and your fingers will grow back.

[mundie33]

@weixilong damn how did you get parentheses? I'm impressed

[anvilheaded]

@weixilong are you a man or woman?

[francofiori2004]

hey that's my video, not your.