On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die
On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die
On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die
Some fuckers went along and watched every episode, and then disliked it. Some life they have.... wait, I'm actually watching every video and liking them... wow, some life I have...
There was this old woman who heard a song called "Two Lips and Seven Kisses." She called up information after hearing the song on the radio to get the name of the record company. In dialing, she erroneously called up a gas station, and she asks, "Do you have "Two Lips and Seven Kisses?"
The gas station attendant who answered the phone said, "No, but I have two nuts and seven inches!"
On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die
okay, 3 girls in a bar, all friends for a girls night out, after a few drinks and random conversation one girl brag's about how loose she is and says, "im so loose, i can fit 3 fingers in myself", the girl next to her says, "oh yea? im so loose, i can fit my hole fist in", then, the 3rd starts laughing, as shes sliding down the bar stool xD
@magonza08 OK! For everyone who doesn't get it, it's like this. Beech and Birch are two different kinds of trees, and Eli is telling a joke and he mentions 'Son of a Beech', which is somewhat like an alternative for the usual 'Son of a Bitch'. Ash is another kind of tree, and the woodpecker said, "...rather, it is the finest piece of ASH, I have ever had my pecker in ^^" So, in that way, the >ash< tree's alternative is "ASS" :D
@dudupoduappu OMG I DIDN'T SEE THIS VID SINCE 5 MONTHS AGO XD I CAN'T BELIEVE I GOT INTO THE TOP COMMENTS HAHAHAHAHA!!!!11111ONE1111!!!one!!!!!1 And, Well, of course it's a SPOILER!!! XD
Dont read this cause it actually works. u will be kissed in the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life. However if you do not post this comment on at least 3 videos, you will die within 2 days. now you started reading this don't stop. This is so scary. Put this on at least 5 videos in 143 minutes and when your done, press F6 and your lover's name will apper on the screenin big letters. This s so scary cuz it actually works
@cuteamyn "...that is the finest piece of ash I've ever had my pecker in!" Ash is a kind of tree. Ash rhymes with "ass." The bird refers to its beak as his "pecker" which is another name for a penis. Translation: "...that is the finest piece of ass I've ever had my penis in!"
am old lady had a glass eye and it suddenly fell out. An old catches it before if falls on the floor and smashes. the old lady says "thanx ... do want to go out for dinner?" the old man replies "yes". at dinner the man says "so do you all ways pick stranger off the street?" and the lady says "no but you just caught my eye" :P
two condoms walk into a bar, a few minutes later they find out that its a gay bar... One condom says to the other," Well looks like we are getting shit faced tonight".
@peaceout601 So ? We don't need to know all of the bull sh*t. :) Personally, I'm 15, and I could tell better jokes than this, but who the f*ck cares? I know you don't. So stop leaving all of your info in the comments because I'm sure nobod gives a f*ck about your age or anything. ^^ Not thatI'm trying to be preachy or anyt5hing, but still~
@peaceout601 Do you even go to school? Do you know basic 3rd grade spelling and grammar? -_- Take the courtesy and time to type whate you want to say. Maybe other's will take you more seriously. Well, I'm going to be the better person and start ignoring you being as you're a prick just like my younger brother. :) Have fun being a moron and may nobody decide to murder you out of anger~ :3 Sincierly, A stranger -_- Now go do your homework.
@Iluvtmnt ok i said great i don't care so stop its over!
p.s. im going to the 6th grade and its the summer so i can't do my homework. better person HA your just going to your little crack house which you call your home. and by the way i think your younger brother must be smarter than you because ever time you say "what" you make an E at the end! so suck on that!!!!!!!!
@peaceout601 I guess I lied. 1. I'm not a moron, I'm exactly 15 IQ points away from being a genious. Everyone makes mistakes, get over it. 2. My house and home is very clean, nobody in my family does any hardcore/illegal drugs. 3. I will be a sophomore in highschool next year 4. If yu think my little brother is smarter than me, maybe you should see a psychiatrist or however you spell that. 5. I know what time of year it is. Maybe you should lear REAL english. F*ck you and goodbye.
@LelouchOfBritannia Didn't say I could type well, nobody's perfect. You're all against me, and that's fine. Just leave me alone so I can be some computer and internet addicted freak that has some spelling and keyboard issues. If you can do that, I will have a happy life. I love you~
a guy comes home laate at night and the next day his wife asked him why do u have so many scares on ur face and then the man says i came undrunk and the godanm dog didnt know me:D:D:Dhahahahahahah
I see people saying "I dont get it" on every joke in this series... guys these are allll pretty basic haha
BErandonMC 1 day ago
Stfu assholes saying stuff to scare ppl
soldado1p2 1 week ago
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On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die
TheFreddykreger 4 weeks ago in playlist Season 2
that was a pretty shitty ass joke
AlienMagi 1 month ago
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quyenhoang1 1 month ago
On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die
dmtoflinski2 2 months ago
00:7 to skip to the joke
religiousabuse 2 months ago in playlist Season 2
The squirrel at 0:12 is Eli
Thumbs is you saw him.
fdevora 2 months ago
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wwefan12372 2 months ago
it seems as if every time i watch this guy his jokes gets dumber and cheesier each time
mcleonard12 3 months ago
That is the fattest woodpecker I have ever seen
camandhayley 3 months ago
Some fuckers went along and watched every episode, and then disliked it. Some life they have.... wait, I'm actually watching every video and liking them... wow, some life I have...
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There was this old woman who heard a song called "Two Lips and Seven Kisses." She called up information after hearing the song on the radio to get the name of the record company. In dialing, she erroneously called up a gas station, and she asks, "Do you have "Two Lips and Seven Kisses?"
The gas station attendant who answered the phone said, "No, but I have two nuts and seven inches!"
So the woman asked, "Is this a record?"
To which the man replied, "No, its average!"
CockatielsAreCute123 3 months ago
Pecker means dick you get it now
MrHumptdumpty 4 months ago
eli squeral
sickheadedfreak 4 months ago
thanx 4 explaining it!!!! but guess what...the joke was still dumb as shit.......
shannongirl1221 4 months ago
I get it... Ash sounds like... Nevermind
Pikman112 4 months ago
think about it and u will get it
ceppable 4 months ago
word play XD
justiceforallonearth 5 months ago in playlist Eli's Dirty Jokes
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o i get it now
Jarod3926 5 months ago
what??? i dont get it
Jarod3926 5 months ago
that tree is a son of a beech
MRRandomification 5 months ago
i dont get it.. can someone explain it to me?
ThePowle 5 months ago
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On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die
warboy2010 5 months ago
does he have trouble talking?,':(
the13thskeletonman 5 months ago
I HATE this old guy telling the jokes, he's all slow and moodless
Elphiesgreenfriend 5 months ago
@Elphiesgreenfriend Never had a grandpa that tells jokes, huh? You're completely missing the point.
theoblivion87 5 months ago
@theoblivion87 missing what point??? only thing im missing is understanding the joke without having to watch this old fart tell it 3 or 4 times
Elphiesgreenfriend 5 months ago
i know right
slickfireburning43 5 months ago
Even Angry Birds made it in his jokes, it seems.
Marvin121516 5 months ago
ass?
andy255661 5 months ago
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i think i got it
JDahlHD 6 months ago
i dont get diz joke
Thejason5323 6 months ago
@Thejason5323 beach= bitch ash=ass peaker=dick
TheDarkaddiction 6 months ago 2
@TheDarkaddiction ok kina comfused tho
Thejason5323 6 months ago
Where's Eli in this one?
zzzgohan 6 months ago in playlist Eli's Dirty Jokes
@zzzgohan I think he's the squirrel in the beginning moving across the bottom of the screen.
igiveupfindingnames 6 months ago
@igiveupfindingnames Yep...
zzzgohan 5 months ago
@igiveupfindingnames yep
rpoole1987 5 months ago
"I was in cronic pain" and she wiggles with that cup hahaha, it's empty!
TheAtharee 6 months ago
Hetch definition
AwesomeChannelTV 6 months ago
Woody what happened???!! :O
laury150 6 months ago
i con speeek chyneeeze: ching chiung chu chiiiiiii!i!i!i!!i!i!
ANoobIsYOU 6 months ago
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okay, 3 girls in a bar, all friends for a girls night out, after a few drinks and random conversation one girl brag's about how loose she is and says, "im so loose, i can fit 3 fingers in myself", the girl next to her says, "oh yea? im so loose, i can fit my hole fist in", then, the 3rd starts laughing, as shes sliding down the bar stool xD
KellyIsHere1996 7 months ago
That's what she said! Wait...
freedommarch269 7 months ago
Boo
Xzamilloh 7 months ago
My job is to spot Eli in every video. Almost missed him here, but he's the SQUIRRELL! WOot.
ngubod16 7 months ago in playlist Eli's Dirty Jokes 5
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I <3 Eli's Jokes!!
Benjipets02 7 months ago
I <3 Eli's Jokes
Benjipets02 7 months ago
my name is eli
edoggusps 7 months ago
Hi, what program is this animated with?
Kasen717 8 months ago
thumbs up if ypu saw eli
BCBpwns 8 months ago 23
@BCBpwns He is in the beginning of every joke while telling it, duh
armitx9 2 months ago in playlist Season 2
i dont get it
magonza08 8 months ago
@magonza08 OK! For everyone who doesn't get it, it's like this. Beech and Birch are two different kinds of trees, and Eli is telling a joke and he mentions 'Son of a Beech', which is somewhat like an alternative for the usual 'Son of a Bitch'. Ash is another kind of tree, and the woodpecker said, "...rather, it is the finest piece of ASH, I have ever had my pecker in ^^" So, in that way, the >ash< tree's alternative is "ASS" :D
0wolfplayer0 8 months ago 39
@0wolfplayer0 haha thnk you(:
makthepeanutful 8 months ago
@0wolfplayer0 spoiler
dudupoduappu 3 months ago
@dudupoduappu OMG I DIDN'T SEE THIS VID SINCE 5 MONTHS AGO XD I CAN'T BELIEVE I GOT INTO THE TOP COMMENTS HAHAHAHAHA!!!!11111ONE1111!!!one!!!!!1 And, Well, of course it's a SPOILER!!! XD
0wolfplayer0 3 months ago
@0wolfplayer0 yeah 1111ONE1111!! - your parents must be so proud
dudupoduappu 3 months ago
@dudupoduappu lol shutup XP
0wolfplayer0 2 months ago
@0wolfplayer0 where is he
MrDevonj71 2 months ago
@0wolfplayer0 If you have to explain it to the rest of the retarted 13-20-year-olds on this site then it's ruining the joke
JTKatz07 1 month ago
@JTKatz07 XD Right, sorry about that... I should've put *SPOILER WARNING* with it. lol
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Dont read this cause it actually works. u will be kissed in the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life. However if you do not post this comment on at least 3 videos, you will die within 2 days. now you started reading this don't stop. This is so scary. Put this on at least 5 videos in 143 minutes and when your done, press F6 and your lover's name will apper on the screenin big letters. This s so scary cuz it actually works
MyLifeIsgymnastics 8 months ago
lame
iKlsR 8 months ago
... i dont get it -_-
situasasian 8 months ago
Its a son of a bitch!
MustSeeShaneDawson 8 months ago
hahahaha lol
SexyDarkSkin3000 8 months ago
425 people didnt get it :(
AUGER96 9 months ago 5
two gay guys are sitting in a bathtub, and white stuff floats to the top, and one of em says, "Who farted?"
punklifee 9 months ago 61
@punklifee Lol, santorum
AzureEdges 4 months ago
@punklifee so wrong yet so funny
beamerball666 3 months ago
lol i thought it were a Kiwi
zheyy 10 months ago
@zheyy kiwis are brown and cant fly -__-
blobface007 8 months ago
@blobface007 -.- i knooooooooow~~ KIWIs are nice BUT the shape of the bird is what i meant
zheyy 8 months ago
@zheyy lol i just realised i could be talking about maoris XD
blobface007 8 months ago
THAT NASTY BIRD xD
paramorevampire1996 10 months ago
eli is the 'gray squirrel" in the begin
MARCOKINGIV 10 months ago
just kiding
WaterSnake8 10 months ago
stupid day，s
WaterSnake8 10 months ago
Eli is the squirrel at the bottom right in the beginning.
utscuba 10 months ago
You go woodpecker! TAP DAT ASH!
...I formally apologize to the Youtube Community.
EXRazeBurn 10 months ago
DAT ASH
WaiLoungChan 11 months ago 3
How on earth did the branch not break when the woodpecker sat down Oo
soso104 11 months ago
ads ads ads ads ads( 0:01
Jacey521 11 months ago
i dont think its a 'dirty' joke
Changchey 11 months ago
at the end he sais watch my jokes in HD its allready HD on youtube!?
saidje91 11 months ago
@jboyken3 it means that he stuck his pecker in a piece of ash
jman4298 1 year ago
i dont get it........................
jboyken3 1 year ago
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8soccer4life8 1 year ago
lol i love looking at eli in these videos it makes me laugh haha
MMFWCLxJUGGALO1 1 year ago
Hey just incase you didn't know, Eli is the squirel in the begining
b52goats 1 year ago
Eli is the Squirle at the begining
PunchingKitty 1 year ago
eli is the sqwurl in da begginin
SuperBlakerz 1 year ago
eli is the squarrel
100nelsman 1 year ago
Eli is the squirell at the bottom of the forest at 0:13
XxBeccaBeastxX 1 year ago 5
pedobird
halopwner179 1 year ago
some one explain to me this
cuteamyn 1 year ago
@cuteamyn "...that is the finest piece of ash I've ever had my pecker in!" Ash is a kind of tree. Ash rhymes with "ass." The bird refers to its beak as his "pecker" which is another name for a penis. Translation: "...that is the finest piece of ass I've ever had my penis in!"
Moshikashitenai 1 year ago
eli is the squirel at the begining
miniflek 1 year ago
One man that was born on a beach was talking to a builder.
Man: Hey would you build a statue of me?
Builder: Why?
Man: Because I am a son of a beach.
Builder: Are you afraid of cursing?
Man: No. Why?
Builder: You just censored a curse word with the word beach.
Lennyisastalkerakame 1 year ago
i love the metro pcs commercials i don't care how long they are
guruman75 1 year ago
eli is the squirrel at the bottom at the begennig
vladxlife 1 year ago
TREE RAPER!?!?!?!?!
that1guyunew 1 year ago
I am in love with this series
BinklePlease 1 year ago
that's one fat fuckin woodpecker.
gimmeurchipz 1 year ago 338
@gimmeurchipz thats what she said
SASchertz 7 months ago
slie was the squirrel
gtafanatic1 1 year ago
holy s*** elis in 0:13-0:15 hes the squirrel!!!!
alright14mi 1 year ago 2
how do you fit 4 gay guys on a bar stool
turn it upside down
tigeriron1 1 year ago 425
@tigeriron1 sick
Denjin384 1 year ago
@tigeriron1 i dont get it = =
N4h3nDraN 1 year ago 5
@N4h3nDraN aahahaha wow they use the legs as dildos
EvanG679 1 year ago
@tigeriron1 LOL
HALOREACH2258 1 year ago
@tigeriron1 ohh damn
flipsk8ter1080 1 year ago
@tigeriron1 that could work with horny women too
nochillarickroller 1 year ago
@tigeriron1 thats funny
lol
Xxbart412Xx 1 year ago
@tigeriron1 Um are you John Abbot?
68kenton 11 months ago
@tigeriron1 how do you fit eight? stack 'em
lolcabreralol 8 months ago
@tigeriron1 what if it only has 3 legs?
SethChrisDominic 7 months ago
@SethChrisDominic it's a bar stool, they have 4 legs not 3
laughterisessential 7 months ago
@laughterisessential one can sit on anothers lap....
BriggetteRox 7 months ago
@laughterisessential some have 3
toomuchnatureforme 6 months ago
@tigeriron1 then shit gets real
tigeriron1 7 months ago
@tigeriron1 LOL!!!!
MrRockalltheWAY 6 months ago
@tigeriron1 i dont get you plz explain it ti me
jjgh2423 6 months ago
@jjgh2423 they put the legs of the chair in their but because theyre gay
kingpiethefirst 6 months ago
@tigeriron1 lol
Pshnookems 6 months ago
@tigeriron1 mayjor lolage
SuperRina99 6 months ago
what do you mean h definition 1:07???
TheMikeyZxxx 1 year ago
@TheMikeyZxxx HIGH definition like an hd tv
theonlypranker 1 year ago
Great play on words!
keggie09 1 year ago
am old lady had a glass eye and it suddenly fell out. An old catches it before if falls on the floor and smashes. the old lady says "thanx ... do want to go out for dinner?" the old man replies "yes". at dinner the man says "so do you all ways pick stranger off the street?" and the lady says "no but you just caught my eye" :P
MrCombatCrazy 1 year ago 3
at 1:07 he says h definition
DevinLPilk 1 year ago
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"I before E except after C." That's weird.
dervish2173 1 year ago
two condoms walk into a bar, a few minutes later they find out that its a gay bar... One condom says to the other," Well looks like we are getting shit faced tonight".
TheTraxxas33 1 year ago 5
that suck;(
bakijev 1 year ago
son of a!#%@!@#$
AFROtron1 1 year ago
A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, I don't know the rest of the joke but your mother's a whore.
HaxxorsProduction 1 year ago 2
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klutzfan334 1 year ago
Eli's is the squirel (0:12 - 0:15)
1Seanny 1 year ago
Cheesy, but there's nothing wrong with a good cheesy joke now and then.
UGADawgs555 1 year ago
haha eli is the lil raccoon or w.e at 0:14
foreverloved7 1 year ago
eli the acountant is a squirekl at the beginning on the bottom.
that1guyunew 1 year ago
Cheesy, but amusing…
JimmmyMcFizzel 1 year ago 2
Lluvmnt or what ever your allmost a genius but you can't spell you or psyciatrist? Wow
ozzyskyler 1 year ago 2
h definition
icoldfeari 1 year ago
im 11 and i get it and i no alot of things i should not no like freakin' s3x so ya
peaceout601 1 year ago
@peaceout601 im 10 and i get it...
cat01720 1 year ago
@peaceout601 Why do you think we all need to know that? -_-U
Iluvtmnt 1 year ago
@Iluvtmnt because yall r sayin people r dumb for not understandin the joke
peaceout601 1 year ago
@peaceout601 So ? We don't need to know all of the bull sh*t. :) Personally, I'm 15, and I could tell better jokes than this, but who the f*ck cares? I know you don't. So stop leaving all of your info in the comments because I'm sure nobod gives a f*ck about your age or anything. ^^ Not thatI'm trying to be preachy or anyt5hing, but still~
Iluvtmnt 1 year ago
@Iluvtmnt great i dont care wat u think
peaceout601 1 year ago
@peaceout601 Do you even go to school? Do you know basic 3rd grade spelling and grammar? -_- Take the courtesy and time to type whate you want to say. Maybe other's will take you more seriously. Well, I'm going to be the better person and start ignoring you being as you're a prick just like my younger brother. :) Have fun being a moron and may nobody decide to murder you out of anger~ :3 Sincierly, A stranger -_- Now go do your homework.
Iluvtmnt 1 year ago
@Iluvtmnt ok i said great i don't care so stop its over!
p.s. im going to the 6th grade and its the summer so i can't do my homework. better person HA your just going to your little crack house which you call your home. and by the way i think your younger brother must be smarter than you because ever time you say "what" you make an E at the end! so suck on that!!!!!!!!
peaceout601 1 year ago
@peaceout601 I guess I lied. 1. I'm not a moron, I'm exactly 15 IQ points away from being a genious. Everyone makes mistakes, get over it. 2. My house and home is very clean, nobody in my family does any hardcore/illegal drugs. 3. I will be a sophomore in highschool next year 4. If yu think my little brother is smarter than me, maybe you should see a psychiatrist or however you spell that. 5. I know what time of year it is. Maybe you should lear REAL english. F*ck you and goodbye.
Iluvtmnt 1 year ago
@Iluvtmnt I remember when I was 15 and had fights on YouTube....
dallcow81 1 year ago
@dallcow81 lol.... Yeah, I guess I should have stopped ._.u Oh well, too late now~
Iluvtmnt 1 year ago
@Iluvtmnt yeah im sure your a real GENIUS! LOL
ComedicInterventions 1 year ago
@ComedicInterventions 8P That's what the school told me. I don't pesonally believe them to tell you the truth lol
Iluvtmnt 1 year ago
@Iluvtmnt Quite alot of grammar and spelling mistakes.
LelouchOfBritannia 1 year ago
@LelouchOfBritannia Didn't say I could type well, nobody's perfect. You're all against me, and that's fine. Just leave me alone so I can be some computer and internet addicted freak that has some spelling and keyboard issues. If you can do that, I will have a happy life. I love you~
Iluvtmnt 1 year ago
@Iluvtmnt Who said I was against you? I was merely correcting your mistakes :3. I love you too.
LelouchOfBritannia 1 year ago
btw beech and birch are types of trees
GamesFlyer 1 year ago
im 12 and i got this joke. if i was 8 i would've got it, you morons!
adamgwazhere 1 year ago
Son of a Beech, or son of a Birch?
Son of a Bitch, or son of a Bitch?
DragonWatcherChan 1 year ago
this one is fucking stupid
JoeMamaNewAccount 1 year ago
@JoeMamaNewAccount finest piece of ass as in ash. having his pecker in it? get it now?
samuriguy909 1 year ago
@samuriguy909
its not that i didnt get it. its just stupid
JoeMamaNewAccount 1 year ago
a guy comes home laate at night and the next day his wife asked him why do u have so many scares on ur face and then the man says i came undrunk and the godanm dog didnt know me:D:D:Dhahahahahahah
whyamerica 1 year ago
haha the tree on the right looks retarded haha
prodigyhoodrise 1 year ago
fail joke
dbzfan5050 1 year ago
it was ok
killdroy8 1 year ago
wheres eli in this video lmao
caddyking444 1 year ago
@caddyking444 Are you blind? 0:10-0:13 and again at 1:03-1:05
strykality 1 year ago
@caddyking444 0:13 the little squirrel on the ground :D
jackbart96 1 year ago
@jackbart96 sweet thx dood
caddyking444 1 year ago
why does it take a million sperms to fertilize one egg???
MALE EGO
not even one will ask for the direction!!!!
himanshusanghvi 1 year ago
how do people not get it, i would have to say that this is one of the simpler ones
coolishperson 1 year ago
i love how he said h definition at the end
eclover1231 1 year ago