Sean Plott - eHarmony Rant

[GravityThree3]

What happened to day9 in 4 years , how does he get along with his family nowadays jesus dude

[exileexecutus]

Why does this look like it was recorded to a VHS in 1995?

[mann0311]

day9 god your sexy even 4 years ago

[floormasterer]

Im really not sure why he stole that part at 6:30 from Louis Ck...that doesnt seem like day 9.

[SovietCommunist]

@floormasterer because Day9 knows that Louis CK is awesome. Be honest: who DOESN'T lift lines from him?

[floormasterer]

@SovietCommunist If you are suggesting Louis CK stole a joke from day 9 you are being silly. Day 9's a boss, but i sincerely doubt louis ck knows who he is.

[SovietCommunist]

@floormasterer No man, I'm saying Day9 knows who Louis CK is lol

[floormasterer]

@SovietCommunist lol my bad, I was replying to the wrong person. solid point.

[wtfgamer96]

@floormasterer when did louis do it? cuz he dday9 did it in 2008

[candleman101]

@floormasterer its a fun comedy routine its not like its his career ffs who cares if he stole it of louis Ck

[Lokkth]

If Day[9] cant get a girl what hope is there for the rest of us!?

[PrimeBrawler]

I don't understand the last joke, what does he mean with: "I am convinced, that you would not really get along with my family." wtf :D

[FiloJacobbb]

@PrimeBrawler There was another joke around the middle where he said he checked the box "I am convinced that he/she wouldn't get along with my family" .. he said that's an easy way of telling a girl she's ugly

[PrimeBrawler]

@FiloJacobbb Ahh, thanks for clearing that!

[MrHav1k]

LOL. Women are swarmed by guys everyday, its the benefit of having a vagina.

[trifio5242]

this is soo cool

[ShanKenDoRin]

That is one attractive, naughty butler.

[wasser199]

nice, day9 stand up comedy

[IMattee]

Man he is probably the best thing to happen to earth.

[Username636]

Is he talking about his mod on his stream? MarthVader? :D

[Krischase87]

@Username636 i wondered that to

[twistlikeshoelaces]

I'm surprised they even included dates up to 2008 on this camcorder.

[TheRedWon]

He really reminds me of Sheldon from the Big Bang Theory in this video... anyone else get that?

[Googlyeye74]

just so everyone knows, martha is now day9's mod for the daily.

[Sandmanspidy]

@Googlyeye74 Im pretty sure its a different Martha



[SeraFaron]

Yeah he is a little bit shallow but boys will be boys... his humor and charm is hot, so hot girls can and would fall for him :D

[joiruewqnvcxz2475]

I love day9, but I think that the focus on closing ugly girls' pages seemed rather shallow. eHarmony is not necessarily where hot girls sign up.

[UltravisitorSC2]

@joiruewqnvcxz2475 I thought girls like honesty?

[PrettyFlowerInc]

@UltravisitorSC2 If only they were so innocent

[Paynegwynn]

@joiruewqnvcxz2475

Well, not to sound too horrible, but Day[9] is above eHarmony. Like, the guy makes Felicia Day giggle and blush. He knows that looks don't matter-- I think his point is that eHarmony is only for people so desperate no average person would want to date them.

[joiruewqnvcxz2475]

@Paynegwynn Well, giggle and blush makes it sound slightly more serious than it actually was. I think they were just both having fun making a koa reckoning character.

[LtHenryCrunch]

Guys, this is just a smurf account. He has six hot girlfriends with all three races on his other accounts.

[clinterous12]

EPIC

[MofoWoW]

funny video is funny.

[AP07H30515]

His babe function is already maximised.

[koolkoney]

I think Day[9] should try out stand up comedy. He'd be great!

[MrTortooga]

This is amazing lol

[ConXiFle]

"Whuu-aaht?"

[mrrodgers0]

Sean Plott- Often not a girl.

[HardstyleRulesz]

im impressed he is so good :D

[starfucker00]

Day9 is da bouse

[123mattj321]

damn that guy is funny



[Amagys]

2008 and you captured this on VHS film? Whoa time warp~~~~

[PrivateJoker17]

@Amagys I know right haha

[SmokinBudder]

i would love day9 to do more stand up

[SmokinBudder]

This was the funniest thing ever

[JeffWatersRules]

Please stay with us DayJ and don't become a stand up, you could but we need to be a better gamer!

[pakman6497]

i watch this everyday and i always laugh :D

[djuraster]

awesome set...baller

[reimuslocke]

omg day9 you sexy sexy man :)

[Jalkloben13]

Day9 the baller

[dunnowhattosayoO]

soo fucking baller day 9!

[xXah]

Imagine this guy, with his big ass camcorder, recording on VHS tapes. All arround him, people taking pictures with smartphones. :D

[Annulable]

Jesus christ, camera technology sure took a leap in the 3 years after this. It looks like something from the 90s.

[sNaKeEeDK]

How bad were cameras in 2008?

[iForby]

@sNaKeEeDK we had camera's in 2008?

[martinboson]

herp de derp reddit derp!

[jeffeg2002]

@Pretsal He chose "you wouldn't get along with my family" as a reason for closing a match with someone he thought was ugly. When he saw the girl on her webcam his response to her was the same, implying that he did not find her attractive. :)

[Pretsal]

I don't understand the punchline at the end

[sihTdaeRtnaCuoY]

@Pretsal Basically he was saying she's ugly, but earlier in the video he explained that there is only so many options to choose from when selecting a reason why you are rejecting the match that eharmony made for you.

PS I was tempted to write this reply in the style of sc_joke_explainer (whom many suspect is Day9) but ultimately decided i couldn't do it justice.

[tehawes0mesauce]

day9, what a badass

[Off111]

Well done Mr. Plott. Well done indeed.

[StarcrossedPacific]

that flower is a scumbag

[RayGun25]

Who else came here cuz of Reddit? :)

[xBenDiesel]

@RayGun25 Everybody?

[IRBoomkin]

dem flowers

[avoiderdragon]

Even from back then, dude loves his Chipotle.

[mosainagant]

hes so self-confident <3

[OuroborosSC2]

Move over beautiful flowers, Day9 is behind you!

[saggoh]

Sean plott, you are awesome.

[MrGuy359]

omg day9 so awesome :D

[clickwir]

There's no reason for him to be on eharmony. This guy has charisma for days. He could plow all the girls in that room.

[secoNdshoT13]

@clickwir i would even say, for 9 days; muahahaha

[RoofusKit]

@clickwir You don't know many standup comics do you? Most of them are terrified of people and/or women. They use the routine, which is very practiced, to practice being normal.

[theycallmekenny]

enjoyed it

[Gremlin119]

wow this was on my birthday!

[Musici344]

Oh, Sean... Back to eSports.

[penquinftw]

this is legitimately good :D

[MrMitchandMike]

<3

[Careohx]

damn some people just born to be superstars

[wespalladini]

Why does it look like it was recorded on a video camera from the 80's?

[Terminatification]

He should be a standup comedian. With some more practice and doing plenty of public speaking in his casting and dailies... well he would be great!

[Qyburnator]

Dem girls in the forground were all hot and bothered XD

[PlaceNameHere25]

Took 21 seconds before Day9 talks about Starcraft

[shuiyuki]

@PlaceNameHere25 Techincally 3-4 seconds, he had to take out the mic first. And he wasn't on camera until 17 seconds.

[Vorgoth911]

@PlaceNameHere25

New record!

[GreenbulletGames]

@PlaceNameHere25 to much time it should be sooner lol

[SovietCommunist]

@Keebzzzz lol

[killthenazis742]

This is Amazing.

[sharpenc]

scotty k!

[Locrian4]

Amazing. reminds me of Louis C.K.

[336forlife]

@Locrian4 Except nerdier xD

[bruteoleary]

this happened on my 17th birthday, WOOT

[TheKillershade]

wow 998 likes and only 3 dislikes. That has to be a record.

[TheBaconofWar]

Mayonaisse, A stopwatch, and a Bible!

[rohitreddy10314]

i am not a computer nerd but a computer jock LOL

[RPBiohazard]

SO GREAT OMG!

[felixlighta]

Day 9 is amazing sauce

[archacon42]

Great punch line.

[336forlife]

I also noticed, in the things he can't live without, he said cheese. I am pretty sure he was referencing Starcraft. I am dead set he was referencing Starcraft

[antsache]

@336forlife

He said "my three things were GENIUS: a computer with internet connection, my ipod, and burritos." Not cheese, though it sorta sounds like that. Clearly couldn't have been cheese, as that would be four things.

[336forlife]

It's like he's doing a eHarmony daily :3

[Evar]

day9 coulda been in standup if he wasnt a sc2 star

[jsnpark]

I love how he is clearly popular

[Freeourmind]

Talk about a person that was just meant to be in front of people entertaining them. Shawn you're a badass man. simply put.

[rapdogg953]

;o

[paull1052]

DAY9

DAY9

DAY9

[tomcatdcn]

HELL YEAH DAY[9] <3!!!!!

[MofoWoW]

this is so funny!

[XenonSCRB]

@TotalFate You are 3 years old?

[AWholeFrog]

Why haven't i seen this yet?!

[counterCLOCKWORK]

I think this was at Harvey Mudd, not USC

[SovietCommunist]

@counterCLOCKWORK Oh yeah you're absolutely right, I always get his Grad School and college mixed up in my head.

[RadBrad13]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[xXREdWInDSXx]

I'm looking to maximize my babe function :D

[TehFair]

omg day9 is so attractive hahaha

[thenewest1]

@TehFair haha i was just about to say that

[GrassSuitMan]

he's so damn funny... where was that at?!

[TickyTok]

he should do rants more often... that's so good

[ScryCraft]

Day9 was hot

no homo

[Peenormakkara]

That was good, i think with practice he could be a wicked good standup comedian

[KneeOJustice]

Man this is genius

[SovietCommunist]

100 comments passed! What a milestone.

[chocobostarcraft]

@SovietCommunist  where was this?

[SovietCommunist]

@chocobostarcraft This was at USC

[murfmental]

Martha needs a hug!

[kyleIDR]

Day9 <3



[AuberellaDorkella]

Aww he is so hilarious!

[ModeLTU]

"Hello, I'm a math majory I'm looking to maximize my babe function".

[Monerasauce]

Wow he's actually a really good standup comic

[TheClaybones]

so awesome

[IceJT15]

Is there anything day9 can't do?

[xKanden15x]

That was lolzy.

[M3t4lManiac]

Why doesn't he talk to the two pretty girls right in front of him? ;)

[callingallHeroes]

hha Sean's so dorky and awesome. Reminds me a lot of zach levi

[FedexReaper]

Ohhh, Felicity

[schwegburt]

Wow this is actually pretty damn funny, Day 9 has colored me impressed.

[bumbibjorne]

8th wonder of the world - Day9 being so fucking good and successful at everything while still remaining humble and friendly

[TheRiass]

WOW I love Day 9 hes the man

[hytonightful]

i couldnt catch most of the words so i turned on that transcribe audio bullcrap....good laugh but np help at all.

[FSMacolyte]

the girls in the front row want the dick!

[dafunker00]

Hahaha I fucking LOVE day9's standup

[Shinosensei1]

HOLY SHIT 6:30. Looks like Day9 is a Louis C.K fan lol

/watch?v=2xcJRrhi7RQ @ 0:56

[o0erk0o]

@Shinosensei1: Aw man.. i was WONDERING why this was so funny.. QQ

[mmattimeo]

@Shinosensei1 haha yikes. at least he worked it in well i guess

[eprod90]

@Shinosensei1 hahah good catch

[anday3456]

5:31 defeated me convincingly

[epicab3l]

lol day 9... Classy as always

[mkjuggler97]

day9 made me do it

[Itsallover57]

he does know something about the foundation of comedy. rule of threes, making a reference to something funny earlier said. pretty good.

[asimsinthehouse]

"AND WOULDNT IT BE FUNNY IF LIKE... A METEOR HIT"

[Ixirawr]

IMO, Starcraft fans everywhere should petition Comedy Central to give Day9/J a stand up special.

[rcon1012]

STOP BEING SUCH A BOSS

[xXMarksman52Xx]

Day[9] made me do it

[AJ4710]

G.G.

TRUMPETS!!!!!!

[a1175779]

holy shit day9 is skinny!!



[XerxesStudios]

#[J]

[tommytom2727]

martha needs a hug ^^

[Acholight]

i know somebody got laid after this :D

[ManVestige]

genuinely hilarious bro. much respect!

[MyPasswordAre123ABC]

trolol 17th may is Norway's national day

[100089295]

Day 9 commands respect from the blonde lady infront of the camera

[HandA711]

new respect for you sir.

[Monerasauce]

lol good stuff day9... good stuff.

[Orion8888]

alt-3 DayJ alt-3!!!!

[theendjr]

@Orion8888 ♥ Dayj ♥?

[TheEggm]

Day 9 should do stand up that was awesome.

[miDnightStarCraft]

why is the 2008 video look like it's taking in 1993