Sh*t Houstonians Say

[blodachia]

Houstonians are so jealous of dallas,because no one outside of texas gives a shit about houston because they are fuckin assholes.

[OhSoMindless143]

oh wow. this might be shit WHITE houstonians say. I'm not being racist, but not EVERYBODY in houston talks like this. Thanks for making us look like airheaded idiots.

[shortieGD52]

You're from Dallas, sucks to suck!

[NinerGreen]

Notice that in the "shit Dallas people say" video, Houston isn't mentioned. However in this video, Houstons obsession with Dallas is of course brought into the video. Get over Dallas, Houstonians; It's making yourself come off with the typical inferiority complex.

[LuxArbenz]

@NinerGreen N. Dallas right here. Anyways good point. When you think about it, anything that's bad in Dallas is twice as bad in Houston, except City Hall, lol. Dallas shits on Houston.

[junegloom3]

Inaccurate lol.

also, you couldn't pay ME to live INSIDE the loop.

[RutherfordButters]

You don't want to come to Austin....

[torchwoodluver1869]

This is so inaccurate. NO ONE says this. I was born andn raised in houston, obviously you ppl weren't

[lamareikan666]

More like "Shit snobby yankee transplant yuppies who live within the loop say".

I lived in Spring Branch and I never heard anyone say any of this shit.

[punkpimp04]

What is DR 9 and DR 11?

[RedRaiderGal10]

Sounds like some people are jealous they don't live in the luxury of The Woodlands...must suck living inside the loop.

[TheLonghorns75]

y'all sound like a bunch of damn yankees

[btman2]

@TheLonghorns75 dont really like hearing that too much but... yes they do....

[Squicoil]

Horrible. The sound is bad and the acting is disgusting. And for one of these to work Houstonians must get all of your references. Try again.

[christea89]

I don't think these people are really from Houston... I was born in Houston and have lived there ALL my life and 80% of this video does not rep houston AT ALL!!!! This is a shame... the Sh*t Dallas people say was WAYYY better and I hate Dallas.... sooo someone needs to make another video.... ie: You guys....

[mdean111]

@christea89 the Sh*t Dallas people say video is way better. Maybe that should tell you something about the two cities.

[jdleon9909]

The hell you got that shit from I live in Houston and never heard people say that.

[THEillusionOFitALL]

I just moved to Austin from Houston and this video does not represent Houstonians well at all. FAIL.

[carloming713]

This sucks, you forgot WHERE THE PURPLE DRANK AT

[MySushiBear]

It's funny because I understand it.

[Lkycharm42]

Hey Maddie, show us your girl balls. --you know who this is

[dinga10bam]

im a houstonian ....and this wasnt really funny. Maybe cause im black

[ScrewstonNikka]

This video does no represent me at all

[SkyFoxCode]

no reference to Astroworld? for shame

[Fredmullegun]

I live inside the loop, this video sucks

[lucyeatscheez526]

Some of the stuff was true, some not, but hey, I live in Garden Oaks area which is technically, (but right) outside the loop. 

[ryanmarsh2]

Wow, this is dumb.

[LikethePresident]

Can we get one for Outter Loopers? This video makes Houstonians sound really pretentious.

[cyyoungcear]

Half of the jokes are pretty good. I'm surprised nothing was said about Lakewood Church. Eh, it's average.

[brightangel9324]

this was pretty damn accurate.

[BusterFreak111]

If you don't get the jokes you are a 281er

[froglove1]

I didn't like 25% of the jokes...and I'm from Houston.

[kmh527]

Hey our football is good now too!! GO TEXANS

[kalynk213]

don't hate on The Woodlands

[niginai]

"What's Williams tower? You mean Transco?" soooooo true

[CF5415]

The people who hate this video are the same people who think it's ok to live outside the loop.

[punkpimp04]

I FUCKING HATE PEOPLE WHO DESCRIMINATE AGAINST PEOPLE WHO LIVE OUTSIDE OF THE BELTWAY OR THE 610 LOOP!!!!!

[jbpepi14]

@punkpimp04 I love people who do that

[crazyginger24]

@punkpimp04 i'm sorry you feel this way, but hey what they said about it IS what the typical inside of the loop houstonian says. deal with it or move inside the loop!

[Grady01]

@punkpimp04 Get over it, it's a joke. I think many Houstonians are tired of being a sprawling city that lacks urban vibrancy though.

[christea89]

@punkpimp04 i never knew that there was people in Houston that descriminate against people who live outside 610.... untill now..... that's F'd up!!! i'm on ur side i live outside of beltway 8

[atxstudent]

I love how the last line is "I think I'll just go to Austin this weekend." I love my city of Austin!

[kylearora]

you are an embarrassment to Houston.

[jtcybulski]

ehh, more miss than hit. check twitter for @shithtownsays. much better

[Kellyann4590]

Only like...1/10 of this is true,and I've lived in Houston for 12 years.

[crazyginger24]

@Kellyann4590 i lived here my entire life and this seriously describes houston

[TheMurphology131]

this is awful. just awful.

[mobbo83]

I can't understand a word you people are saying in this video.

[rlolzz]

DALLAS! SUCKS TO SUCK

[jpatt710]

TRANSCO!

[joobiethejoo]

fantastic! as a native houstonian, I can definitely relate to many of these.

[crazyginger24]

@joobiethejoo THANK YOU!!! i agree with you completely!

[fuzzyvideos100]

DICTION! If you all are going to do anymore videos, you need to enunciate and do something about the space where you film...too much of an echo.

[craziecat84]

This is beautiful! More please. Haters gonna hate. Taters gonna tate.

[metalzone2000]

that Transco joke was a gas!!!!!! I nearly fell out my chair! The rest of the vid was just snobby bitches who live in river oaks. no offense to river oaks...... just sayin.......

[TheTrillestOne]

this is HORRIBLE

[socalitex]

Where's the quotables from all of the "30-thousand-aires" on Washington?!

Loudly: "We'll grab a bottle of Dom!"

Softly: "Er.. how much is that?"

Unspoken: "Ramen for a month."

[SuperNole23]

I'm a native Houstonian, this video sucks. The only good one was the Transco tower. "The furthest I'd go outside the loop is the Galleria" - alot of folks inside the loop are transplants, thus not Houstonians....

[am0108]

content not bad when I actually could hear it...

[DBoneBreaker]

Bummer...this video sucks

[chuybenitez]

Audio kinda sux!!! but good job on being johnny-on-the-spot with this. Here are some more from a list one of my friends was compiling:

Look at the size of that mosquito!

Bun B's here again...

What time does Aranda's close?

Don't go down (name street) the cops are out...

When is it gonna stop raining?