Stephen Merchant on Jimmy Kimmel Live PART 2

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You should have ran. Who cares about rude prostitutes.

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"Maybe there's cake"---sorry Steve, the cake was a lie.

[webboy998]

CAKE!!!!!!!!!!

[SteveMerchantStalker]

Lmao...that one lucky arse prostitute, lol but great endin' "the tooth fairy" genius....i love you steevveeee

[endefilade]

So in part one, they make a deal where Stephen doesn't do the talking. 10 minutes later, Stephen has done all the talking.

[joystixxify]

oh my gosh did that really happen to him?? LOL thats as hilarious as it is completely horrible

[PaulThePuppetier]

0:39 you should know by now Stephen,the cake is a lie

[CrazyTheatreChick]

Stephen. YOU of all people should know not to trust cake

[CopyriteInfringement]

the problem is that Smerch is too good for any women that's ever lived

[meavid]

That prostitute did not like this video.

[jgrew030]

You could tell right away where this story was going, but SMERCH! is such a great story teller. People should listen to his failures of attracting women on the old XFM shows. They're brilliant, you can lose yourself in those radio shows with Ricky Gervais and Karl Pilkington

[darhug1968a]

It must of killed him to lose money. I remember on XFM, when he was seriously annoyed with Karl for not giving him 50p change. Too funny.

[nikovich]

Dammit that was a hilarious interview. He's a funny fucker 

[milton123]

what makes this so great is that you could see the prostitute coming from a mile away (everyones heard a 'didn't know she was a pro' funny story) and yet he STILL managed to make me laugh my ass off with the way he delivered it

[yester30]

Maybe there is cake. Delicious and moist.

[urbanadvocateuk]

Merchant is a great storyteller. I love the way he 'sets the scene', when building up to part where he reveals it was a prostitute.

[RottenSpaplem]

My sides. My sides.

That was THE best anecdote in the world.

[TheDicloniusninja]

oh poor Smerch XD

[93johnk]

"look dad, the tooth fairy!"

[just2hectic]

That story was EPIC!

[planaruk99]

i really want to watch his show after this

[cockknockery]

Bristol represent

[14ND0NLYJ3R1N]

0:38 Nooo! don't believe there's cake! The cake is a lie!

[theoriginalloodle]

best. punchline. ever.

[theduderwiggysan]

0:38 ...... " Maybe there's cake , I cant believe my luck ! "

Brilliant.

[bensimps123]

good story but its untrue

[gemm83]

@bensimps123

A.) How do you know?

B.) Why should we care?

[bensimps123]

@gemm83 C) he's done it for years on XFM

[planaruk99]

this is hilarious. hahaha so funny

[alternateapple1]

Haha that is an incredible anecdote!

[karimpostkoloft]

O boy :D

[XpikoXtheXawesomeX]

haha what a cutie

[WillShakespeare2007]

He's very funny but I really don't think he is likable enough to take the lead in anything. I might be wrong but I just can't imagine in a lead role in a movie or anything else for that matter.

[lobotomies4free]

@WillShakespeare2007 Portal 2

[WillShakespeare2007]

@lobotomies4free - I haven't ever played a video game, well not since I was a kid and there were just arcade games then so I don't really know what it is all about.

[SeenItAll94]

haha that story was amazing

[anavnaj]

0:38 "Maybe there's cake..."

I guess the cake *puts on suglasses*

proved to be a lie.

- YEEEEEAAAAHH.

[t3rum]

Does anyone else find it weird that he spent so much money on this trip? $1000 on roulette, $300 on a car ride? That doesn't sound like him at all!

[gemm83]

@t3rum This comment made me laugh. I think that if the story is accurate and not embellished for our entertainment, then the point is that he didn't intend to spend any of that money. As with the best Smerch stories, all his plans go horribly awry.

[gemm83]

Is there some way we Smerch fans can get him a get well basket before he performs in LA this week? I feel like we're a loopy enough bunch. We could make it happen.

[BobbyBSlax]

TALK ABOUT WHEATLEY ALREDY.

[BoneThug223]

He did a great job as Wheatley. 

[omifical124]

fuck hes funny

[lamaddussa]

he met palin's kid?

[lamaddussa]

pretty funny

[010FSL101]

Lol

[jaimathur]

that was a hilarious story

[KittiMitties]

Oh god, poor Steve! That's so awful on so many levels.

[LaraYokoshima]

The cake is a lie! Sorry... couldn't contain myself :3

[Slides2006]

Well, isn't he a great storyteller

[iCipher]

smerch is the man

[mtlpartygirl]

That was hilarious!!

[93heylove]

I want to marry Stephen. I really do.

[whatsuphotdog]

what a great story

[thatawkwardchannel]

hahaha "maybe there is a cake" have you not learned anything Stephen, the cake is a lie.

[nikkifever]

Poor Stephen, you should know that the cake is a lie..

[HanaYamada124]

I can't be the only one who wanted to give him the biggest hug at the end of his story. I apologize for my state and the fact we are made up of mostly prostitutes. The sore throat makes me want to hug him more.

[lamaddussa]

@HanaYamada124

don't apologize - well, apologize in general, but not to him. he got a great story out of it.

[Ainzho]

fantastic story, fantastic ending, could a very funny movie

[XxSayrosxX]

It's a shame Steven doesn't get the recognition he deserves, I hope this is changing quickly with his new projects because he is hilarious on his own as well as with Gervais.

[helloimIca]

Am I the only one who thinks that his cold voice is sexy?

[1foottall]

@helloimIca I was just going to say that!

[danitiwa]

@helloimIca He sounds weirdly like Jude Law when he's sick lol

[Lightfeatherwing]

@danitiwa

That's exactly what I thought! He really does sound a bit like Jude Law here

[RandomJayne]

@helloimIca His EVERY voice is sexy.

[KittiMitties]

@RandomJayne You took the words right out of my mouth :3

[88FingersEddward]

@helloimIca No. God, no.

[vahl1certified]

I feel sorry for Steve but I can't help laughing out loud at this story. He is brilliant. 

[marxandengles]

He has the best anecdotes eveerrrrrr!!!

[AndrewsRanger]

One of the best stories ive ever heard!

[KittiMitties]

@AndrewsRanger Even better than the hairy Chinese kid? I think not.

[danzigg08]

thems the brakes

[notnek011]

One of the best talk show stories I've ever heard - I love Stephen!

[brasiliennr1]

what happens in vegas, stays in vegas, unless it's a hilarious story like this

[SarcasticGenius]

Did Jimmy Kimmel really say, "And she'll grow up and you'll marry her." ?

[lucasfunkt]

@SarcasticGenius I know, what a terrible thing to say.

[Dynoste]

This interview should have been longer..

[Underpantsniper]

smerch is the best

[leeph]

This guy is pretty first