Open Racism

[kitah921]

I was reading some of the comments that was left and specifically to the ones that are leaving crazy racist comments,I really can't believe you would choose to say half the stuff you said!!even though these were just jokes,this is exactly what Dave was talking about!!but besides that the only comments should be about how funny he is!! I know everybody has there own opinion but for those of you who are prime examples of being racist and categorizing black people and calling most Of n***** I hope

[TheKnowledgeThurst]

Dave Chappelle is a master!

[dceefyveluv]

WHERE DEM COOKIES AT. HAHAHHAHAHAA

[EriqueDurand]

@pwses look you ignorant fool, nigger and nigga have totally different meanings. Nigger supposedly means "ignorant," and was/is used as a racial epithet against those of African decent. Nigga is a term of endearment we use amongst ourselves. Get your fucking facts straight.

[tpHoMeG]

@EriqueDurand either way its disrespectful and stupid to accept a degrading term. that like is someone called me a whore and i was perfectly ok with that. either way its racist and rude

[marcusinHD]

@tpHoMeG

i see women who are friends calling each other bitches and whores all the time. probably not the best comparison you could've come up with.

[LuvMeSomeHipHop]

hahaha listen to the laugh in the backround at 3:58

[jabbott376]

haven't laughed this much in ages. amazing.

[JayPivot]

If you watch my video on racism vs speculation I will show you the secrets in Mississipi :D

[j009aguar13]

0:00--0:24 why can i hear one guy laughing over an auditorium full if people??

[bigjoeG94]

press the cc button then go to 2:20 and laugh

[Shroudedman]

Where them cookies at?

[shreknet]

Love Dave. But he was deeply racist on certain episodes. Like the episode where he commented on white families not using rags when they have showers after one of his skits. Bullshit.

But he did it. And the crowd didn't laugh. He's a great comedian but so many times he dropped the ball. Kinda sad. No wonder he lost his head and flew to Africa for some soul searching and refused his payout check.

He admitted he was a hypocrite. We're all human. But I'd love to see him on stage again.

[Nupestar007]

@shreknet he is a black man in America, you must be hypocritical to survive in your world my friend. think about it.

[shreknet]

@Nupestar007 I thought about it and I don't know what you're talking about. You wanna be a little more descriptive? I live in the most multicultural city in the world. And I love it. But it has its massive downsides. Not trying to downplay you. Just wondering what you're talking about.

[AnthonyAI21]

MORNING NIGGER! Morning sir.

[Ramsterous777]

never... EVER gets old...

[EvolvedSouldier]

what special is this from?

[tswagg504]

WHERE THEM COOKIES AT!

[fourthhuck]

3:39 - 3:41 girls are getting wet to chappelle

[BabyphaceMichaelJ87X]

sooo funny

[BoogPow]

his voice sounds funny on here

[OaklandAthletics53]

IF ONLY EVERY BLACK MAN WAS LIKE DAVE CHAPPELLE.... PEOPLE COULD BE DYING LAUGHING INSTEAD OF BEING SHOT TO DEATH.

[JTtheLAR]

@OaklandAthletics53 Why is there a troll on every Chappelle video? And not one of them are clever or funny. Just lame and boring.

[madcobra222]

Where dem cookies at???

[sotonindeda]

...Dave is awesome...

[robinji1]

lol after americans have finally given black people rights [apart form some racism], he went and converted to islam, the religion of his ancestors from africa, because he hated american racism..but now he accepts being a sub class citizen;

1st class: Arab male

2nd class: Arab female

3rd class: local male

4th class: local female

5th class: black male/if not under local

6th class: black female/ if not under local

7th class: converts into islam

8th or 9th class: non muslims.

good thinking genius

[dirtywobbleremix]

racism may not be good but everyone has their reasons for being racist

im racist because of the school i go to is filled with niggers you know the ones that try to be gangster wear their pants below their knees and yell insanely loud when talking and just think they can push everyone around...and then you have the black people that are relatively normal and cool to talk to but the predominantly majority of the black people at the school is a bunch of niggers.

[king78802]

@dirtywobbleremix STFU

[dirtywobbleremix]

@king78802 are you mad?

[Gossiptgirl]

@dirtywobbleremix LOL, that's not a reason for being racist. You're just stupid, sorry to break it to you.

[robinji1]

@dirtywobbleremix well chris rick hates them too.. so who can blame you

[osmanbeyle]

XDDDDD

[peppermint23]

Do The Right Thing....great movie

[wreckem881]

Black people just can't let the whole racism go .. It's probably all thaty have. Black people continue racism by their uneducated and irresponsible actions.

[dazeguy513]

@wreckem881 man fuck you white people brought us here you all started racism and racsim is a practice we dont go around trying to hand other peoples races of peoples rom trees and wearing white sheets on are heads we as blacks always have a right to be upset fuck you

[913Faron]

@dazeguy513 When was you a slave? Did you know black people sold black slaves to the white people? You should be mad at the original masters (The black people of Africa).

[ronnieb1958]

@913Faron , nah i'd rather be mad at the white guys that BOUGHT them!

[Bringmethehorizonify]

@913Faron How about we forget what happened 100's of years ago and live in the present where theres little of any of this shit!

[stupidbitcheverlive1]

@Bringmethehorizonify motherfuckin right

[wolfthing11]

I'm not racist, I love black people. In fact, I think everybody should own one

[iWentToNam]

MOORNIN NIGGER... mornin sir. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH fuuuuuck that was too funny.

[dentpopcan]

i.. could.. not.. stop.. shitting..

[OlderG0ds]

On what planet does a white person call a black guy nigger, and then the black guy says "Good morning Sir!".. ? dave thinks it's the slavery days?

Yea he's funny but he tends to minimize black racism while maximizing white racism.

[michaelmarijuana]

4:00 is that the Count from Sesame Street?

[in7066]

africans being seen as highly sexually driven ie black santa getting "caught up in some.. " is a classic version of racism. they are primitive, sexual beings where as europeans are cultured and intelligent. this is an example of dave being ashamed of some of his racist material, in my opinion

[MissMeron]

@in7066 ....africans are not seen as highly sexually driven... the fuck? LOL. wtf are YOU talking about.O.o the black santa example also made no sense.

[africandude1]

@in7066 ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐ Anyone else agree?

[in7066]

@africandude. these a just the facts. I understand your anger. I'm just trying to shed to light onto a dark subject. I didn't make this stuff up. would you rather live in the dark? I guess ignorance is bliss. don't hate the messenger.

[jasonito23]

@in7066 You're right. You didn't make that stuff up, you read it in out-dated articles about race in the 1930's and prior. Please go and update your material to 2011 and 2012. Things have changed ALOT. While you're in your 18th and 19th century literature please read some W.E.B. Dubois and Frederick Douglass along with Harriet Jacobs. Then talk about how primitive and sexually driven Africans are. Is it highly cultured to enslave other human beings? And go to war maintain it?

[mattiasjornfjord]

@jasonito23

Well with the risk of sounding racist. Black men have higher levels of testosterone than other races since they need it to take up vitamin D from the sunlight.

High levels of testosterone can lead to higher appetite in sex and more aggressive behavior. It can. Doesn't have to be.

White people didn't start slavery.They just continued what the Arabs and local African tribes had done for centuries before

And there are still hundreds of thousands of slaves in Africa.

[Tspinner2]

Thumbs up for the Counts laugh from 4:00 - 4:07

[jerrymanrich]

hahahahaha

[22MASR]

anyone else here a girl moaning at 3:42?



[Smit897]

I always laugh when white people say nigga to eachother, and when they see i heard it, i enjoy watching the awkward show :) Hhaha whites are cool btw

[mcmillanmadness]

dave chapelle is jim carrey black

[publicmasturbator666]

morning nigger !

HAHAHA xD

[Phobosdeimos1]

my grandad is 85 year old white man with 18 year old black mistress is this normal? HELP he has started doing odd stuff aswell shud i call the authorities? i like all races btw

[MsRaichuD]

@Phobosdeimos1 Not really, is he rich?

[Jdrummzz]

The Count from sesame street @4:00 . Chillin in the audience

[thebobalot]

@Jdrummzz nice!!

[2ranirs]

@Jdrummzz Haha, awkward.

[ThisCommentWasMade]

@Jdrummzz haha oh shit man

[justchill919]

@Jdrummzz hhah pshh one, pshh two, pshh three... three smacks! ah ah

[TheFoulObelisk]

The pause before he explains why he thinks a Black Santa would suck was just PERFECT.

[845Heaven1]

4:01 fucking count in the house

[BlueRedemption]

lol what the fuck is wrong with black people

[hoitulnefe1]

this black monkey just can't pronounce ''connaisseur''.i'm pretty sure he can't use a fork to eat with,as well

[MsNylabby]

@hoitulnefe1 fuck off

[darkknight302]

@hoitulnefe1 your ancestor was an ape as well

[freethinker424]

@clubindiana4 "us whites?". fuck off idiot. I don't associate with you.

[freethinker424]

@bluduckk77 obvious troll. If by off chance you happen to not actually be a troll, then suck a dick.

[bnard1965]

its funny when a white person says nigger

[Skiingrules11]

@bnard1965 its funny when a black guy says cracker

[blupsause]

@bnard1965 Yeah but Funnier when a black comedian says it. Who sees that coming.

[GerrohTheCommie]

@bnard1965 It's funny when anyone of any race says it.

[izaiahisback]

@bnard1965 It's deeply disturbing.

[blackiegonth]

MORNING NIGGER, 'MORNING SIR'

[oewriot3]

fucking niggers

[OnePieceLover1175]

@oewriot3 MORNING NIGGER! Morning sir.

[acdcrules3]

its hard to believe how so many of you comment on this with your ignorance and cluelessness

[MaxbdxaM]

Fucking niggers talking 'bout racism, sheez.

[Mugzy619]

Dave Chapelle is Best Pony.

[NetherDuck]

@DixieRebelSon Obvious troll is obvious

[Hellsconsort]

I wonder if any people tried his open, deliberate approach.

[6anatolyy4]

I think Dave's f*cking hilarious. Best comic about if you ask me

[nelboy123]

what dvd/show is this from?

[AlastorDarkAngel]

i'm not racist I love everyone...but.... Any race has morons. I hate the morons of my race as well as the morons of everyone else's race.

[TOXIC00L]

@AlastorDarkAngel human race has tons of assholes

[AlastorDarkAngel]

@TOXIC00L that is so damn true.

[Sazad93]

@AlastorDarkAngel I am not a racist either, I hate everyone equally!

[PubliusTarvos]

@AlastorDarkAngel I'm kind of like you, except instead of loving everyone, i hate everyone, which is a bit more fair than loving only the non-stupid people of every race.

[vodkaklunkarN]

@AlastorDarkAngel Good words!

[AlastorDarkAngel]

@vodkaklunkarN thanks :)

[AlastorDarkAngel]

rather deal with open racism than closet racism. I like to know what i'm dealing with up front. Anyone else with healthy dose of intestinal fortitude will understand. Words don't define me anyone who knows me will tell you the same.

[hoarse01]

He is quite right. Blacks are discriminated against .Life sucks.

[dmytrosipko]

I`m a nationalist and I'm laughing my ass of. You sir are incredible.

[MrFiretrUCKing]

how could you dislike this?

[Marzass]

2:35 and 4:00 hahaha it's the same laugh

[mokyan7]

Laughed so hard it makes me cry. Dave's a hilarious guy. Great to hear truth in that comedy. Race is used to divide us, when we really are much the same, often our culture/family/upbringing leads to it. "my big lipped spearchucking friend.." LOL. hilarious. Love the accents of white and Korean folks. I'll bet we all are racist in some way, often we may not even realize it. Hope Santa gets here on time!

[Pengaploopa]

2:35 the laugh hahahahahaha

[theoriginalbibb]

464 people are openly racist

[TrueBlueCanuck]

it's true if you're an american you're racist

[halvrort]

Chingeliiiing



[fingerme100]

@halvrort Niiiiiiiiiggerrrrrrr! door bell was funnier.

[masterscheme1]

Lol "If your an American... you are a racist" so true.

[sturniboy]

WHERE THEM COOKIES AT!

[dcoz25]

PMSL! Thanks for the upload.

[sosa652]

*teardrop* i miss old comedy this was the shit in my day now my bones are getting weak and im tired of watching tv =(

[pruitttrey18]

themississippi thing is so true, i got family down there, and this white dude and my cousin were playin baseball and my cousin had striked out and the white dude was like " come on boy u gotta catch that" boy is a little rasict

[bigade223]

Press seven for chinese nigga!

And mornin' nigger right here --->  1:36

[maxLovesbatman]

Today I had a spanish test about food. 18 problems long. The only one I could remember...Was chicken. I swear I wasn't supposed to be born white. *sigh*

[fuseileter]

@maxLovesbatman

lLOL!

[SandWraith123]

3:57. White guy from the earlier joke.

[The1beatz]

LOLOLOL @4:01 its his white friend chip!

[Floxflow]

The white guy laugh at 2:33 is priceless!

[dangerjbl]

bwowse awound never buy anything suspecious lookin niggahhh haahahaha!

[J3TTXZ]

Operation Walp is commencing. Destroy all Slinks (whites), make them suffer. They want to be racist? Us black people will give them something to be racist about. Genocide at every international terminal.

[lillcanadiandude]

@J3TTXZ woow your a FUCKED up lill nigga eh there ahahahahah black people are just as racist as us white people so is every other race you dumb son of a bitch

[IronicAtheist]

@J3TTXZ Seriously you dumbass:

Hitler: Oh a Jew couldn't save my mommy from dying so now i am gonna kill all jews!=true story

You: Some white guy was racist, so now i am gonna do RACIST GENOCIDE and kill ALL whites... I am not racist asshole... YOU are though... So i guess while your there you should kill ALL black people too ;)

[tommymonsternz]

@J3TTXZ every terminal? good luck. sniffer dogs, ak47s, m4a1 assault rifles, metal detectors.....oh and 'racist whities' running the joint. the will you shoot your black asses the second you try and walk in there.

by the way, i'm no racist, i just think your comment is totally fucked and i think you are an anus.

[J3TTXZ]

@tommymonsternz

No one will stop me. You think I'm a joke.

But you shall all pay the price.

[tommymonsternz]

@J3TTXZ i will pay the price for what? if you wanna play the nz and british SAS, seal team six and the french foreign legion will come and get you. i fear nothing, including death.

[J3TTXZ]

@tommymonsternz

I despise you.I hate you, your kind, your ancestors. You expect to treat my people like shit for 400 years and get away with it. The table is going to turn my friend. Good luck. All walps will perish.

[tommymonsternz]

@J3TTXZ you have a limited memory my friend. the slaves taken to the caribbean were sold to the whites by africans. slavery existed there and was accepted. also, my ancestor have been thru similar shit. i am of scottish and new zealand maori lineage, both of which where put through hard times by the english. so you have no idea what the shit you are talking about. unlike you, i can forgive people that lived hundreds of years before i was born and get on with THE NOW, while i am fucking alive.

[tommymonsternz]

@tommymonsternz p.s. none of my ancestors are english or from north america. so, that means nobdy within 5 generations of my family owned slaves. so you can suck on my giant donkey boner.

[hudesmo]

@J3TTXZ stop all the gay talk 400 years ill still make u my bich hahahahahaha

[adrian031492]

The laugh at 4:00 is creepy O.o

[TheAfg47]

easy whity you cuting deep, whahah 

[PhunkKu]

man i dont think there is any better

[ThePedoSmile1]

"Mornin' nigger!" "Mornin' sir" thats fuckin gold ladies and gentlemen!

[MrSHARKBITE12]

great qulaty

[MattyBlaze22]

Why do people always feel the need to make a youtube comment debate under a comedians video that has todo with race? Shut up already! We all bleed the same blood! Shut yer trap and watch the video and laugh! Jeez...

[KristianCramer]

@MattyBlaze22 black people bleed dirty blood

[StimpsonJay]

Almost as good as Pryor.

[oljerzbastard]

DIESEL....SWAG...I GOT A DIESEL WATCH

[iScreamPWN]

The racism there is just.... MWAH ! PERFECT !

[rainstormseattle]

Agent Smith laugh at 2:34

[UltraProle21]

lmao mississippi sounds awesome. racism to perfection. none of this liberal, phoney, under the surface bs...

[Xoaaaa]

460 people arent racist...

[clubindiana4]

Whites don't hate black people.....we hate the black "lifestyle".

[rfl133]

@clubindiana4 do "WE"? lol speak for yourself.  I love everyone.

[blkdrummergrl]

@clubindiana4  sigh. just another generalization no matter how you twist it. the only thing that truly can be generalized is that we all come from the same creator. respect that.

[clubindiana4]

@blkdrummergrl ".....we hate the black "lifestyle"."

Sarcasm doesn't translate to text very well......I'm just mocking the silly irrational excuse that the religious use to promote bigotry toward gays "we don't hate gays, we hate the lifestyle". The same ration isn't quite so amusing when its applied to blacks, is it?

"we all come from the same creator. respect that."

We live in a country where religous freedom is paramount...including freedom FROM it. Respect THAT :) .

[blkdrummergrl]

@clubindiana4 thanks for the response. i was not talking about religion. i was saying all people are human. Even saying the words "black lifestyle" or "gay lifestyle" would be a generalization in itself because no human knows every person, nor how they live. Speaking in terms of 'lifestyle' could never hold true because there will always be someone in that 'generalized' grouping that doesn't fit the mold in that sort of preconceived perception. That is where respect is due...

[tommymonsternz]

@blkdrummergrl gravity? who is this creator?

[1986Masterofpuppets]

"well.... you browse around but never buy anything supicious lookin NIGGAA" Im black and thats HILARIOUS

[thygreatmark]

Are You Guys Stupid ? If You reply To My Comment Your Dying Tomorrow.

[x8xmillsyx8x]

what would happen if a white guy did this set?

[BlkFlamesz]

@x8xmillsyx8x nothing check out Louis c.k and ralphie may both white comedians with pretty solid race material.

[MrPessimisticrealist]

Cracker is just not offensive, crackers be damn tasty with some cheese I don't care what anyone says. That's like the worst racist insult ever. Nigger is offensive because its derogatory and because of its history blah blah blah. Black people should come up with words better than honkey and cracker because then they could have racist equality, then the white dominated government might actually give a shit about racism rather than sweeping it under the rug because it doesnt affect them personally

[soljabajan]

yea browse around but never buy anything suspicious lookin nigggggaaaa.....hahahahahhahah­ahaha

[tacosplurgebeyotch]

mornin nigger mornin sir ive cried laughing to that line... i dont know how many times

[earlofpudding18]

Mornin' nigger!!!! always gets me xD

[Dial911Please]

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