Gabe Newell stares into your soul...

[Waffleehh]

gaben

[McDeathBurger]

Gotta play it in HD

[tonihomi]

does it...zoom?OH MY GOD IT DOES!!!

[Recraftguy]

This is now my desktop background

[WizardOnABike]

Step 1: Open /watch?v=aE0hnDWI_0U&feature=r­elated in another tab

Step 2: Mute this video

Step 3: Play the two together

Step 2: Rejoice

[hewtoi]

"I see you idling there"

[steeveseven]

ಠ_ಠ - - - - - - - (your soul here)

[melke851]

WHY THE HELL DID I WATCH IT ALL!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[LlamaUnicornDiva45]

i watched this in full screen..... i couldnt sleep for a week

[DAchjfe]

Ha I have no soul

[Rxf114]

listen to /watch?v=cUl4LNEQA7I while watching this video

[BaillieMinecraft]

Gabe Newell watches you masturbate to Alyx.

[jacplac97]

umm.i have no soul.Im an atheist

[Gmod4phun]

then he took an arrow in the knee

[MorshuLimitedEdition]

I found this surprisingly easy to HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX

[stefanlevak]

Creepy...

[pongboy1100]

And now we return to evveryone loves hypno gabe!

[daemon272]

sorry, guys, ep.3 isnt going to be in our century

[thunderBOOM23]

HE MUST BE LUCARIOS COUSIN XD HE CAN SEE OUR AURA!!!! XDXD

[Electricninjamonkey]

Thank you for making this in HD. We all needed that.

[ProP4hh]

OH MY GOD, HES NOT WEARING A RED T SHIRT !!!

[starwarsfan117]

jokes on you, i lost my soul

[D0uch3846]

Submit to HIS will or die.

[dachshund103]

O_____________________O



[wdermid]

Am I a bad people?

[fatstickslimz]

Fluttershy is now not the stare master

[L33tImagination]

@fatstickslimz it's rare for me to literally lol, but you've done it!

[TheAregna]

stop. i said stop. STOP

[elsandro8000]

*challenge accepted*

*stares*

-1 min. later-

me: ahhhhhhhhhhhh *sniff* ahhhhhhhhhhh

-1 min. later-

*eyes turns white*

I'm dead *puts sunglasses* not big suprise!

[Jackassportugal046]

is this portal 2 music?

[IbrahimHassan]

@Jackassportugal046 Yes, the first one that plays in the main menu.

[dalaxvansan24]

@Jackassportugal046 It's called "999999"

[Matrelith]

Wasn't planning on sleeping anyway.

[Hugodeepred1]

rape face

[mexuza]

rape face

[IIIgGeeksIII]

dont it eat pls

[bagleman64]

and he ate it

[Laurboc]

Seven days...

[MinecraftKid50]

OH MAH GOWHD HIS EYES LOOK LIKE THEY MOOVIN

[Lurkmore235]

гейб вас всех насквозь видит...

[morecirnothancirno]

Oh, please, I have no soul.

[mikesvampire]

... Sandwich? I'll trade you Australium Gold.

[i40in]

i was waiting a scary pop up

[Rgeers01]

This.. Is what you shall see when you torrent a game and open up Steam..

[blackandwhitepro34]

Gabe Newell's Reaction to: 1:piracy 2:hackers 3:Episode three questions 4:Gaben Jokes 5:Fat Jokes 6:People Complaining about an update for a source game 7:People Complaining about hats 8:People Forgetting to put mayo on his sandwhich 9:Looking at himself in the mirror 10:Getting told he can't count to three. 11:Watching the final combat Trailer 12:To Stop a Gaben 13:Female Heavy skin 14:People liking the betas of his games more than the actual games 15:This video.

[Blaze6108]

Stare at him. Don't blink. Blink, and you're dead. Anything with an image of a gaben becomes a gaben. He will come out of the screen and eat you if you don't look at him. Don't. Blink

[Dimnjak1]

i think he's hungry

[ANIOLATORV]

FINE FINE FINE!!!! ILL BUY ANOTHER KEY FOR TF2 PLEASE JUST STOP!!!! OK THEN IF THATS NOT GOOD ENOUGH ILL STOP SENDING YOU HAE MAIL ASKING FOR HALF LIFE EPISODE 3!!!!!

[ketsh123]

Damned

I just bought a key..

[1crazypotato123]

What is this shit

[TheBatmanSmells]

He ate Ep.3 ... and now hes gonna eat me... OH MY GOOOOOOOOD! D:

[sk8erboirobrob]

is that the reflection of a marijuana plant in his glasses? hmm...

[lionheart902]

I always feel like Gaben Newell's watching me

[TheWoodencrow]

He is a fascinatingly ugly man. The proportions of his features are grotesque, inhuman, yet they draw the eye, compelling one to look, no matter how much you would wish to turn away. A freakish blend of human and amphibian, Gabe reminds me of what Lovecraft called "the Marsh look".

[luigifan07]

It's getting closer! Slowly...very slowly getting closer! Run! Well,jog! No...just walk

[HenryNintendoNerd]

i feel a strange feeling in my heart when i watch this. it actually feels like its being pierced...

[CityofButterfly]

This video makes me laugh and feel uncomfortable at the same time...

[vchora1]

i feel like burning inside...

[adeafkid]

HOLY SHIT!!! woulda been creeper with RatMans theme..

[adeafkid]

@adeafkid -__- that was rat man wasnt it..

[ThemaskedSaturnDX518]

He stares into your soul...(tum-tum-tum-tum-TUm)

[Lwall2k10]

I stared back into his eyes and I saw Episode 3!!!!!!!

[m0rt2009]

StaregeGABEN!

[Akrimin]

My soul has just been stared into.

[kerstmanclan]

REDRUM!!!! REDRUM!!!!

[stewart113]

Worht the weight *giggles*

[leonderprofie123]

MAN A ME MADE VIDEO THIS

[thesega99]

I DIDN'T MAKE THE FAT JOKE, I SWEAR!!!!

[gconneely92]

Oh god when this picture loaded up I gave the most terrified laugh ever

[metrocop1000]

This is Gabe's face when someone makes a fat joke. Gabe Newel: You just delayed episode 3 for another year...

[UncleRecolour]

Gingers are saved

[Bojaxs]

I have no soul

[rco20]

He's going to eat me

[TheSyntactics]

In Soviet Russia, Youtube watches YOU!

[dante800000000000000]

this is what you get from gaben when you chit on steam games

[yorkyhunt]

GUYS, IT'S THE SONG FROM EPISODE 3...! OMG OMG OMG.

[BenderIsGreat102]

@yorkyhunt portal 2

[VenrockSharpshadow]

my soul!!! You demon!1 *falls on floor*

[TheGhov]

I SWEAR GUYS, GO TO 2:51 , HE BLINKS!!!!

[TheKoshimori123]

@TheGhov lol

[111urnotme]

@TheGhov I was just about to click and saw the truth!

[fooboo13]

Try having a staring contest with him XD

[1995johnnybravo]

Is ot OK that i have a boner?!

[QuatreFun]

>:(

[crazyrabbits]

The most facetime ANY screen can handle.

[flyboy2000008]

MOLY SHIT! O____O

[NamelessKitteh101]

IS THE PICTURE MOVING OR WHAT

[legodiner]

@NamelessKitteh101 no its just being inlarged so that it gives the false impression that the picthure is moving

[BenioxoXox]

is it me or he has marihuana above his right eye?

[flyboy2000008]

@BenioxoXox lol i see it as well

[BenioxoXox]

@flyboy2000008 AH good I was affraid I overdosed again :D

[Scintilin]

Every day, he waits. Watching. Biding his time until everything as we know it will will come crashing down. He holds in his sweaty, perfuse palms the tools of destruction itself, with which he will bring humanity and all of Earth to its knees. He is the master of deceit, chaos, anger. Too many fat jokes have been made. We drove ourselves, I suppose. Now there's no going back. For with his insurmountable blade, Half-Life: Episode 3, He will wreak his vengeance. He is... GabeN.

[ImJoshinYah]

2:15 WHAT A TWIST!

[FeamTorturess]

2:15

MAJOR PLOT TWIST!

[pombenenge]

@FeamTorturess shocked the shit out of me

[TheVidmaker12]

Don't eat me please! Please no! no! NO! NO!

FUCK YOU! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOO! (BLARGH)

[thagrammarnazi]

He kind of looks like the amazing athiest swallowed michael moore.

[MrBratkenSolov]

Gabe Newell stares at you like at shit

[Dahsandvich]

I looked at this video, and as of this night. Not a single fuck was given

[MultiNatlie]

Is it me or gets the picture closer and closer...

[J0hnnyb0y1998]

He's looking at my neck...

[pozzes12]

stop STOP NOW STOP, NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...nOo...­.. no...... yes master..

[TheTokyoExpress]

i had to close my web browser because of this...

[DeadlySpectreLP]

@TheTokyoExpress

how did you wrote this comment? O.o

[InCention]

WHA NO NO N- Yes Master.

[Skedizz]

Good thing I´m a ginger then *trollface*

[Luckyrob72]

@Skedizz arent we suppose to make fun of you for being ginger? it's no good if your accepting it lmao.

[Skedizz]

@Luckyrob72 lol im not ginger! I just wan´t thumbs up :D

[Necromanticman]

Should've played aphex twin - come to daddy lol

[joerush25]

lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[vancelandow]

This is gonna sound weird, but...

Did anyone else have a boner while watching this?

[thomasw011]

@vancelandow it does.

no. we don't.

[ljharechmak]

hl2 ep.3 will come out 2012 Dec. (i dont know what day)

[GuyWithChainsaw666]

He's stare says everything... episode 3 never gonna come out

[PurplePhury3412]

There was an update that didn't include hats

[IvoryMusicx]

This in 3d and we need new pants

[MikeJohnson452]

Oh no... NO NO NO.... Stop that right now!

[GLaDOSV6]

I'm a ginger, I have no soul.

[TheBatmanSmells]

I think...I just...died ಠ.ಠ

[brianmc0131]

heres my mind after this yatatattaatatatatatatatatatata­tatataa KABOME

[FistoTheSexboticus]

Whenever theres a riot about releasing EP3, Gabe walks out and gives this look on them...They then die...

[SeriousMelih]

I am painis GABEN. I will eat your soul!

[usercemal]

I won't be able to sleep tonight,

[TheSoldierCore]

no no that face not noooooooooo

[takatoekoe]

half life 2 ep 3 : " can i go now?"

gabe newell : *this face*

[Fus1onBarr3l]

"LEAKED: HALF LIFE 3 GAMEPLAY"

Gabe Newell reaction face.

[Deam01337]

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[PureCoasters]

This is what goes through his mind when you ask him about episode 3.

[PureCoasters]

a fat joke a day keeps episode 3 away

[vavra222]

He looks a bit like Frost from Satyricon...

[FRSyndicate2]

He looks like a really cool person.

[migzmunkz]

heavy with white painted security shades and a one man army.

[Wezzipooh]

FAT JOHN LENNON.



[Left4Fail]

Gabe's watching me.

[RockmanYoshi]

episode 3 will be released if you stare into his eyes.

[usernam569]

1.stop the video

2.stare into his eyes

3.if he blinks HL3 will be released

[newyorkment]

@usernam569 he blinked... but something tells me that's a bad thing

[usernam569]

@newyorkment your right he was fucking with us all along

[Justin9397]

@usernam569

He didn't blink dangit

[usernam569]

@Justin9397 dammit no HL3 for us :(

[KardKingKay]

Portal 2 Music.

Of corse.

[CharmedDragonHeart]

I feel so violated ;_;

[TehSalomon]

OH MY GOD HE FOUND OUT!!1

No more fat jokes!

[Hitman41165]

l saw a :( after 10 years of watching

[sebastian4059]

just when i thought i knew who i was...

[Kristian944]

" hi, gabe ... whats u- FUCK DONT STARE AT ME "

[GameForger]

PORTAL 2 soundtrack? >_>

[LckeStudios]

i watched

the whole

thing without

blinking

once

[ramprire]

@LckeStudios easy to do when u become blind halfway through

[SnooglebumExists]

This is legitimately disturbing.

[busesbang1]

no wait it is...

[busesbang1]

ITS GETTING BIGGER EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT MOVIIIIINNNGGGG!!!

[ChaosMarioBros1]

It's just a Photoshop editing, why do you have fear? :D

[FPSAnarchy]

i can feel him watching my porno

[LUPIN90]

buy 1 hat.. ..

now buy 2 hat.. ..

now buy me another one.. ..

buy a hat.. ..

purchase me an hat.. ..

take a hat for money.. ..

i want...moneyHATmoney..

give me your money.. ..

i'll give u a hat..

[CallsForAParty]

Stairing contest GO!

[SHIBAInuFilms]

ME GUSTA

[thatgirishican811]

kal e mah...kal e mah...KAL E MAH!!!!!!!!!..KAL E MAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[HanaYooHoo6]

Its coming closer!

...And did anyone else back up as it got closer?

[MrAntonjk]

720p HD then I put it on fullscreen.... Gaben knows what happens next.

[GAMERSHARK100]

i dont give a fuck gabe

im still going to play the quake version of team fortress 1

[GhostReconGuy]

He realises Episode Three isn't in development.

[mickko3]

Wh-what do you see, Gabe?

[K1NGD0MDOWN]

somebody do 10 hours of this

[AssassinSReaPERX]

valvesoftware

[gabrielgabriel2000]

gaben

[GabrielBerbel1997]

SORRY!!! SORRY!!! PORTAL 2 LOOKED SO GOOD, BUT I DONT HAVE MONEY!!!

IT WAS A WEEK DOWNLOADING IT, IT WORTHED THE WAIT!!!

IT WONT HAPPEN AGAIN!!! SORRY!!! SOORRRRYYYY!!! Dx