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  • f*ck that chuck is awsome

  • wow chuck norris jokes havent been funny for like 2 years...

  • chuck norris' cousin.

  • badass

  • shit

  • i think chuck norris could kill him ope nope cnr killed chuck

  • Oh my god how I love this.

  • Hhahahahah best chian ever

  • Hahahha best chans ever

  • it shure was nice of chuck norris to give a autographed bust of his head to his bigest fan...

  • 1:12

  • 77 people were killed befero they could dislike this video

  • The manatee faked it.

  • this song is really about chuck norris

  • @RandomOneOhOne Chuck Norris is mounted to the wall at 0.56

  • 1:39 cool

  • GIDDYUP GENE

  • Rest in peace CNR

  • since when did weird al become charlie sheen and chucknorrises offsqring

  • 1:40 it's grant imihara from mythbusters!

  • (Reposting)

    Chuck Norris Reborn.

  • you know you are tought when a kitten cannon doesn't affect you

  • who's CNR???

  • @tomaf He hosted an old game show and was gay, I didnt get the joke either. Great video.

  • @tomaf

    Ever watched All Dogs Go to Heaven? He was Killer.

    He was in quite a few Don Bluth films. Very distinctive voice.

  • @tomaf I had the same question when I first watched this. Unlike most of the other jibjab videos it's a video about some guy no one's ever heard of.

  • Wow, He's problly Chuck Norris' long lost brother

  • hey-oh!

  • wats the white stripe song this is based off i forgot

  • @robb4yyy its not based on a song... just based on the style of the white stripes.. he has another song like that on his new album made to sound like weezer

  • chuck norris' head :54

  • Funny as hell...no one messes with CNR!!!

  • WOW BEST VIDEO EVAR

  • Chuck norris father

  • We love you AL. Keep on rocking!

  • Chuck Norris disliked this video 74 times.

  • 0:56 he has chuck Norris' head mounted on his wall... CNR Is king!!!

  • dude i went to his concert at pacific ampitheatre it was the best

  • @TerryCraig23 thx man!! ive been trying to figure out that for some time now... helped alot!!

  • 2:08 :D face

  • it should be about chuck norris...

  • Thats Chuck Norris's dad right there... xD

  • kitty + face = roflmao

  • the only explanation for this... theres no explanation chuck Norris is more powerful

  • 2:00 he divided by zero.

  • Apparantly, drums give off the crash of a cymbal when hit by a woman.

  • @PsychoticSnake lol

    umm... i am not sure if it is a woman, or a man... idk

  • Got this on my iPod Touch! The video misses out a bit of the song though :/

  • Giddy up Gene

  • @shadowsminion thanks.. the remade guitar part is good.. so i figured the actual song would be good...

  • In my opinion, the funniest part of the Music Video is the drummer XD

  • @leewolf11. Look at the trophy wall. Cnr killed chuck...

  • @sibleywibbley It was a common agreement between CNR and Chuck Norris that since neither of them could win against such a mighty opponent, they would give each other a replica of their own head for the other's trophy wall.

    On Chucks there's CNR.

  • what song is this a parody of??

  • @creater200 i no its a parody of the STYLE of the white stripes, it may be one of their songs, sounds familiar to one, but i cant remember the name

  • @creater200 White's Stripes' [:obviously] 'Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground'

  • CNR VS CHUCK NORRIS=END OF WORLD BY EPICNESS!

  • This would have been better if it was Chuck Norris with his beard and roundhouse kicks.

    But it still was great :D

  • "He'd bash your face in with a shuvel if you didnt treat him like a starrr! " haha love that line

  • anyone notice chucks head on the wall about 57 seconds in?

  • how can i download this song and vid lol

    ??

  • one word for this vid..... FUCKINGAWESOME.. one word dont say other wise

    or i will say that you were saying crap about CNR and you will see haha }:)

  • jibjab

  • legend says a lump of flesh fell off chuck norris and that created cnr

    but nothing can surpass chuck norris ever

    

  • @Gsheperd1337 lol

  • @Gsheperd1337

    The man you need to look for is Hiroshi Fujioka. He has broken his arms doing his own stunts but returned soon after only to take back his role as lead character. Is the official mascot of the SEGA Saturn. Has a planet named after him. And to this day, despite being well over 70, continues to act in live-action action/hero shows as one of the lead characters. No one will surpass Hiroshi, not even ALTON BROWN. DUN DUN DUN

  • 0:49 uhhhh? lol

  • @2kano113 What?

  • sure Chuck Norris Has Lasor Eyes And So Does CNR.But,Did Chuck Norris Fuck A Manatee In Front Of Kids?

  • Chuck norris is so tough he ate a bowl of nails for breakfast.

    CNR is so tough he ata bowl of chuck norris' TOE nails for breakfast!

  • Jibjab left out 3 verses :/

  • When Chuck Norris breaths, CNR takes the air from the exhale and creates children

  • i love the drummer dude

  • If wierd Al says he's superior to norris, He's superior. Period.

  • I think we found someone superior of Chuck Norris

  • .... scary a cat launcher

  • @taysonm12 that thing will was invented to kill Chuck norris.

  • Charles Nelson Riley sold his toenail clippings as a potent aphrodisiac(sexual enhancer)

    He ran a 4 minute mile blindfolded with engine block strapped to his back

    He ate more frozen waffles than any other man I know

    Once he fell off the Chrysler building, and barely even stubbed his toe

  • at 2:13, did he say

    "you could spit in the wind atop of supermans cape, but naw naw you're just messing round with CNR"

    did he?

  • @Rambowookie 'Cause you can spit in the wind or tug on Superman's cape

    But Lord knows you just don't mess around with CNR

  • @dugganater thx

  • 1:42 is that grant from mythbusters

  • Weird Al forgot that only he could cap the oil..

  • The easter island head makes me think of the album art for webb wilders' "about time" cd

  • Everyone who tries to make CNR the next Chuck Norris just doesn't get it.

    On a completely unrelated note, that neck-nipple will haunt my dreams for the rest of my life. 0_0

  • 0:31 the most ugly thing i've seen in my life!

  • is it just me or does the guy at 1:14 look like Torry Belachi ( or however you spell it) From Mythbusters

  • looks like white stripes

    

  • Imagine - Chuck Norris Vs CNR ! Let the War of the Hyperboles begin!

  • epic kick to deer  0:54

  • @kingRM1 It's a moose

  • i love this animation

  • cnr = chuck norris's relative

  • pffft...that's not Chuck Norris on the wall, it's his twin brother that he killed for eating the last slice of pie.

    Charles just sat in his trophy room while he was looking for Osama Bin Laden.

  • CNR, Chuck Norris, Every god there's ever been/is, Kratos, everyone tough from Gears of War, ninjas, Master Chief, the strongest from Mass Effect, the strongest from Bioshock, a horde of zombies, Raiden, all the DBZ characters, everyone from Star Wars, Rambo, all the terminators, all the transformers, every empire and world super power there's ever been, every hero and super hero, all the Poke'mon, Godzilla, Jesus, and a rubber duck get in a fight, who wins?

  • @andre14077 pikachu! :D

  • @andre14077 the universe %D

  • @andre14077 the audience

  • @andre14077

    mister rogers in a blood stained sweater

  • @andre14077 The rubber duck obviously

  • RIP CNR ;( He was from Catch 77 or something like that and he greatly voiced a couple cartoon characters.

  • bottom line, don't with cnr or chuck norris

  • Man, the White Stripes are so easy to parody

  • 2:09 Wilhelm Scream

  • In all honesty, who is Charels Nelson Rilley?

  • @wolfman247

    Weird Al just explained it to you in the song :D

  • @wolfman247 he an old guy that used to come out in shows but I don't relly know who he is................... look him up.

  • @wolfman247 Wikipedia him

    Funny guy, long time ago now (as measured by Internet attention spans).

  • Charles Nelson Riley was extracted from jesus christ's sperm then frozen for 573 years planted in the ground sprouted and grew wings flew to Narnia impregnated the white witch pulled the sword from the stone gave it to Artur wrote the ten commandments went back i time gave them to moses used reverse psychology to get hitler to kill himself created rock and roll gave birth to barack obama and he does it all over again every tuesday at 5 o'clock

  • @nccolp Blind folded and in a straight jacket!

  • @nccolp wow busy guy i would always forget something

  • @nccolp nice

  • @nccolp DAMNO_O

  • @nccolp Eastern standard time, or did he get his own time zone?

  • Yes grew magical fairy wings and flew off to the magical land of Narnia

  • Say whatever you want guys... Weird al FUCKING OWNZ!!! >:D

  • Ha ha. Made sweet, sweet love to a manatee. Ok, sailors used to think they were mermaids.

  • lets see this man beat Saxton Hale...

  • @NacorSalcedo XD that was fucking EPIC!! at least someone knows about saxton hale XD

  • this is more than gorgeous.. i absolutely loved every single part of this!! amazing as always :)

  • Most Epic List

    1. Chuck Norris

    2. Charles O'Riley

    3. IDK

  • Epic finally someone better then chuck Norris this could get interesting

  • lol he fucking owned that moose

  • LOL he drop kicks a fucking moose. XD

  • chuck norris on the wall lol

  • CNR Vs. Chuck norris

  • was amazing. very cool

  • He killed Chuck Noris. LOL

  • ichy thump*

  • i think it's a parody of White Stripes Ichy Tide

  • if you can't figure out that this looks and sounds like the 'white stripes' you are fucking retarded....

  • lol Chuck Norris on the wall 0:57 :))))))))))))

  • Is it me or Weird Al wanted to get a White Stripes' look?

  • Is it me or Weird Al wanted to get a White Stripes' look?

  • Weird Al really should have used "Iron Man" for the music instead.

  • lady or man playing drums gives me nightmares().0

  • @b00mheadsh0t1 thats weird al playing meg white

  • 2007

  • Charles Neilson Reily died in 2002

  • @SunthunderBolt1 he died in 2007

  • Just don't mess with CNR. Even though he's dead he is still more powerful then is humanly possible to comprhend.

  • @SunthunderBolt1 which one,this guy,or chuk

  • don't take any chances; both

  • bella

  • Sometimes the songs are complete originals.

  • wait "The Zohan" is chuck norris??? ( 0:57 )

    But... you can't kill "The Zohan"!!!

  • What Is The Real Song Of This?

  • idk all i kno is that its making fun of the white  stripes

  • @Polarfrenzy I think it is done more in the style of the white stripes rather that copying an existing song......

  • lmao sweet sweet love to a manitee ftw

  • everyone is going on about the chuck norris head, no one has noticed the poor little unicorn or the giraffe heads have they!? be honest :P

  • this vid has me rofl

  • lol @ chuck norris

  • Silly fact. 1776 ratings.

  • @lolguy221 omg ur right.

  • He killed chuck norris =O, 0:57, top left

  • didn't notice that.

  • @tpandd omg lol

  • I KNOW!!!

  • @tpandd that was the most expensive shoot ever and he is only on for a second and its only an animation

  • no one can kill chuck norris. it's impossible.

  • Chuck Norris nooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Oh well cnr is just as cool

  • GIDDY UP GENE!

  • Id like to put my face where cnr is! Even if it means i'd need a few faces!

  • bull he is no chuck norris lets se him swim through dry land or walk on jesus

  • ok well when he drop kicked the moose look on the wall chuck norrises heads there no joke look for ur selve

  • @lolguy221 sure is, pause it at 0:57 and look top left!

    Such a catchy guitar riff!

  • @MrFalloutdude What if he IS Chuck Norris in disguse?

  • @MrFalloutdude dude, a kitten could kick chuck's ass.

  • @MrFalloutdude He doesn't need to do that to kill Chuck Norris! lol

  • Thats danged ole awesome Man!

  • Clint killed him

  • Who was C.N.R.? And it is impossible that he killed Chuck Norris!

  • he was a actor, comedian and director. he was Killer in All Dogs Go to Heaven

  • I won the Tour de France in my mind.

  • 0:57 Chuck Norris Head in the wall

  • I wish I could swallow at Volkswagen whole...