New Moon/Eclipse Parody

[zayne570]

i love the charlie part "NO DONT DO THAT everr." "YOUR JUST LIKE YOUR MOTHER FILTHY HORE" lol

[JustHavingFun35]

haha why does edward hav an accent in this one?

[Yhadenia]

Cedric DIES?

Yep Edward, you died before.

[jsteenwolf96]

why is this in spanish?

[Sirena101]

Medea's face at 6:37 is FANTASTIC!

[Sirena101]

Did they get the dialogue between Rosalie and Edward's phone conversation from Meyer's mock New Moon excerpt, or did Stephanie see this and decide to use the dialogue for her own devious purposes? Cause I know that phone conversation is on her website. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

[luvmuhpup55]

Haha, this is such a great spoof

[Layal615]

THE BEST PART IS 8:11.!!!!!!!!!!

[ox0onixlatina0xo]

i would like sex with the guys who play charlie and jacob, that will be all.

[BEProductionsxx]

I have to apologize to PurpleRobotMonkeys, I was trying to like your post and accidentally hit the thumbs down button sorry. I really do like your post though

[XXXmaxride19XXX]

I love the too sexy for my shirt part ;)

[cocobananamonkeys]

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I WATCH THIS LIKE EVERYSINGLE DAY AND I CANT GET TIRED OF IT!!!!

ONE OF MY FAV PARTS:

"BELLA!! i was talking about me and mike talking!!" lol

[tabbybful]

LMFAO!

I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT! YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN A WHORE! LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MY MUSTACHE! YET AGAIN BELLA YET AGAIN!!!

[Layal615]

EDWARD I'M CUMMING.!!!!

"That's what she said.!!"

[mariofan22100]

Oh no I'm walking toward the scary people.

*sing-song voice* Jessica has candy.

Ooh candy!

Lol

[XDeverydayimshufflin]

Oh no, I'm walking towards the scary people-

Jesscia has candy!

LOL xD

[secksandbondage]

whats the song at 4:48?

[burple4456]

you got to admit though, twilight and the rest are really weird and well... not right. like in breaking dawn renessmee is half vamp and human right.... so wouldnt she jest eat herself??!!

[burple4456]

lol my fave parody ever though i like the series

[xoPEACELOVECHEESEox]

"you smell like a...like a…like a FILTHY WHORE!!!" lol!!! :P

[xBelibergirlx]

I absolutely LOVE the Charlie you guys used... Beyond words... "YOUR JUST LIKE YOUR MOTHER! FILTHY WHORE!" *dies*

[twilightlover5525]

My FAVORITE twilight parody ever! You guys rock! Thanks for all you do!

[spitfiregirl101]

5:42 !!!!!!! ahhh!!!! SOOOOOOOOO FUNNY

[jasperishot99]

Thumbs up if your freinds are under twilight names on your phone :D

[KikiRockGirl]

OMGosh, I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING!!! XD

[quallilein]

I LOVE Charlie :D He's sooooo funny :D

[girlikestwilight]

CEDRIC DIES??? LOLZ

[PingouinBleu1]

Omg Charlie! XD

[femmefatale1990]

"Damn! this bitch is crazy!" LMFAO

[sammg7]

Best twilight parody i've watched, I love it. I love love love the scene with Rosalie, especially the horror music. And Royce's little girl scream. LOL

[DorkGirl14]

LOL I love Bella's dad.

[meandyoualways12]

Jessica has candy. :D

[VahlienceYTC]

I fucking love this Charlie.

[momsbee1998]

lol damn this bitch is crazy!

love how he runs

dirty whore whore dirty

charlie scenes r SO funny

[lovedanishay]

i love the spanish and charlie is so funny i cant stop lauging

[TheWolfman510]

And don't forget this move! xD

[oOBufassOo]

I just love the guy who plays Charlie xD

[kdmelendez1]

"oh bella, you smell like a dirty whore, like a dirty whore, whore, DIRTY!"

[kdmelendez1]

LOL at the Charlie scenes!

[monsternate2011]

lolol

[RTomchick2]

lol no matter how angry or sad i am i will ALWAYS laugh when i watch this video and it's bloopers. P.S i have a friend that looks like you Jacob :)

[caseym91]

the dad is making me creeped out

[PurpleRobotMonkeys]

I love the dude that plays Charlie so much!! Can I marry him??

[1223skyler]

i like it i dont love but i like it

[twilightxoxobella]

YOU PUSHY, MORONIC, OBNOXIOUS DOG!

5 seconds l8r... I kissed a girl!

This b*tch is crazy! this b*tch is crazy!

This is wht happens when i thing of edward... UHHHHHHHH!!!

hehe! i <3 this parody!

Jessica has CANDY!

[SimsAndTwilightFan]

I LOVE this parody, ever since me and my friends first watched it we've been screaming "filthy whore" at eachother....you guys changed my life

[Loveatfirstbite1901]

is it me or does the girl who plays edward look like fergie?

[niithaiiziithah1]

What's the name

Of the last song?

[ddc32997]

"Cedric DIES????????"

[tabbybful]

"Jessica has Cand-ay."

[GwyndorPokemon13]

"you filthy whore! ah! oh, you're making my hair fall out!" XD

[jca111223]

LOVED IT!!!!!!!

[bellaxedward132]

lol "jessica has candy"

[thedreamdancer12141]

hahahah i love charlie :D

[MakeMeBreakMexox]

TEAM CHARLIE!♥

[minogirl01]

Heyyy, Edward has the same phone as my brother! Hehehe, I now feel like stalking both of them :{)

[babiikt333]

favourite part of the whole parody:

ROSALIE?! oh DAYUM girl, before you was fine but now im trippin!

this bitch is crazy this bitch is crazy!

[riveradeline]

lol thats what she said.

[juliag218]

haha funny

[RenesmeeTheWerepire]

3:02 I HAVE THAT SHIRT!!! Got it at forks! (but it has a white stripe on the left sleve)

[MrsEdwardCulllenn]

@RenesmeeTheWerepire They also sell them on CafePress :)

[Helloworld599]

My favorite parody of all time. Good job guys! My friends and I still quote this!

[katytattle]

5:48- 6:00 made me laugh xD 

[stefa15ify]

jesus i LOVE her face at 6.18!!!! but the most priceless is her reactions at 6.22 to 6.28 and jake at 5.21 to 5.26!!! one of the BEST parodies!!!

[TheJazmin909]

4:49 haha this is funny 6:21 this is funny haha thats sumthin i will do lol:P

love it tho i think it was so funny fine job on the video

[supercrazygirllol]

Bella: "Edward I'm coming!"

That's what she said XD ;)

[MHFrankieStein12]

thats BAD



[PixieCorpsss]

You're hilarious,

That's all I need to say (;

Keep going!! ;D

[belllatrix4ever]

i would like 2 know what the story of the pot and the kettle.... llloooolll 4:49-5:26 lol!!!!! and lmao on the charlie scenes!!! lmao!! rofl!!!

[lizzielollipop816]

Jessica has candeh. Lol'd so hard

[demirockify]

charlie is so funey

[denzytony24]

Thumbs up for Bambi! (Which gets eaten anyway.)

[jfrankobabygirl]

wow i love rosalies part royce funny my favorite parody 

[GossipGirl4696]

who's Royce ? :P

[iheartladygaygay2034]

@GossipGirl4696 royce is rosalies ex-fiance

[babygirl082198]

i love this vid! it awesome i have watched this vid like, 29/30 times! keep making those awesome vids!!

[whenhopeburns]

Jessica has candy OOOOO CANDY!!!!

[MigdaliaMasquerade]

CHARLIE IS MY FAV :)))

[xxXsouthparkfreakxxX]

my favorite parts was with the dad xD

[lillan2]

ROFL!!! This was so funny!!! Loved it xD

[Afk4life8]

Edward has very perky tits lol >.>

[24PATTINSON]

tremendamente estupido

[chrissytina342]

My best friends and I went to go see Eclipse and when the Charlie scene came on we were all like "Where are the dolls?" I love this Parody so many quotes that me and my best friends use and that no one else get.

[pandas12344]

*edward in bella's mind*-Jessica has candy

Bella: CANDY! lalalala lol xD

[VampireGrrX]

This is hilarious!!! I love it when Charlies mustache falls off!!! H ah ah ha ha ha aha ha!!

[RONOVOA]

You guys make my day....^.^ Tee Hee!!

[Yhadenia]

"I dont get it".

Haha I love Charlie :D

[karate512]

Hahaha this one is this best! i showed it to my friend! Edward show youself!

[rillegas08]

272 people consider this video sacreligious and 4376 people find this following comment hilarious: LEAVE STHEPHENIE ALONE! SHE'S A HUMAN!

[chen12c]

okay, so this has been up for like, two years?

I have watched countless Twilight related parodies(and believe me, there's A LOT)

but your parodies have always been my favorite. especially this one.

for a very long time my friend and I quoted scenes and people thought we're weird; but it was so funny-we couldn't stop. that's how much I love this parody.

I mean every scene is priceless, all the actors are SO Funny, and the lines are just brilliant. so just..thank u <3

[ravenclawLDS89]

@chen12c You're welcome. =]

-Medya

[LilTwihard]

@chen12c Me and my friend quote lines from this parody aswell :L

[XLoveIsJustAwordX]

i cant stop laughing :D

[hidingeverythinfromu]

jessica has candy :D

[XXCraazzyyyJasmineXX]

Omg!!!!!!!!That was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!

[cellogirl0007]

"guns are like sooooo easier!!!" hahahahahalolololol! and when she hit JAcob!!!!

[katieschofield]

Jessica Has Candy  ^.^

[singstar739]

I love this! :D

[mesheringasthecow4]

LOL <3

[Kizzulady]

Charlie is legend in this one

[gabi97clark]

lol i love charlie !

[xosimoneexo]

lol that was funny

[schortey]

Haha loved it!!!:)

[DaBooDeDaBooDa]

me and my friend have watched this so many times v.v we quote charlie EVERY SINGLE DAY xD No joke. You guys are officially my hero.

[xInept]

lol best part was charlie xD

i loved this parody! You guys are really gifted actors/actresses! i mean, usually parodies suck because the ppls acting sucks, but urs isnt its awesome :D

[twilightchick2771]

omg i love this parody this is the best one ive seen!!!!!11

[laCullansCantante]

Has anyone else noticed that at the end of the movie Vampire Suck they use the exact same song for their credits as M2. Coincidence I think not

[WildJoker13]

Hahaha "thats what she said" lol nice.

You guys should watch the videos on RocknProductions page, "alex and steven eclipse" and "alex and steven new moon". Kinda low budget but friggin hilarious! :D

[kristenbells1]

i like it

[kristenbells1]

i like ir

[marmarmarley]

the royce part was my favorite

[1974Shelle]

@marmarmarley agreed lol

[chocolatewhore100]

charlie was the best part hahaha

[smellybellymelly]

"Edward i'm coming" (That's what she said) LOL

[NEWKIDSBIGGESTFAN]

haha i swear this is by fa the most amazing vidoe ever!!! i love u guys ur soo funny!!!!!

[hamshow12]

Yet again, Bella! YET AGAIN!

[MsLaflower]

hahahahah i love the EDUARDO! that is some funny stuff rite there love the accents too u guys are funny

[storyfinder5]

where did you guys get a la push diving shirt

[jennifer18472]

hahahahahahahaha lol

[sweeneytoddfan11]

The guys are funny but the girls are lame.

[lillypop1001001]

hahaha!! 

[edencarroll]

lame...

[CookieLuvxoxo]

I totally la-la-la-loooveed 6:21 HaHa I'm too sexy for my shirt! xD lmsao

[DorkGirl14]

Breaking Dawn was just a huge. fucking. plot hole.

For one, Edward doesn't have any bodily functions, so he can't produce sperm. Unless he got really hot for Bella and blasted his 109 year old sperm on her.

[MoonShineLover1]

@DorkGirl14 What always bothered me was that, since he doesn't have a heart beat, how can he even get an erection?! It makes no sense

[DorkGirl14]

Bryan is one sexy bitch.

* licks lips *

[paramore1224]

XD royce is hellllarious.

[mimikitten1]

why can edward never be a man anywaY love your channel mostly your fred parody

papa sperf

[MrsMuseFanatic]

Once again you girls havent failed in making me practically wet myself!!! congratulations so funny!!!! i would quote some of it but there isnt enough space SO FREAKIN GOOD!!!! i hope you guys do some for breaking dawn.

Maybe Harry Potter???

[123keyzena]

IM TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT LMFAO!!!

[Helloworld599]

I KNEW IT!! I KNEW IT!! You've always been a whore!  Look what you did to my moustache yet again Bella!!! YET AGAIN!!!

[MaryGilham]

lets get the dolls.....bahhahahaha

[kooliopeace]

funny <3 make more!!!

[bellice2010]

thats frigging hillairious !!!!!!!!!!!

[Rosaliethebitch123]

I loved it!! awesome vid!!!!!! 

[aquenita27]

Ok guys... had many funny moments, however it was too long. What the long "where the hell is this going" moments did was kill any feelings of being amused, and therefore was counterproductive to your goal.

Also, because you lost track of any relevancy at the end there, it threw things way off point.

I chuckled, true, but I also now regret having watched the whole thing through.

**Keep it short and to the point, then your audience will remember your work and praise the best qualities.**

[DorkGirl14]

@aquenita27

A large majority of their "audience" seems to enjoy it.

Might I call a surgeon and have the pole removed from your ass?

[bsinger818]

@aquenita27 You're a dick, you should probably spend your time watching other videos than talking crap over the internet about videos you wish you made first.

[hannz97x]

*mustache falls off* arghhh your making my hair fall out!! arghh im going to work!! ..... lmao you guys are hilarious :) x

[benjibabymickeyfan1]

Jessica has Candy!

OMG! Candy!

[estick2009]

what is the story about the pot and the ketle?

[browneyedbeauty903]

@estick2009 um i googled it and it was something about how you should think about other people besides yourself

[MrsMuseFanatic]

@estick2009 the pot and the kettle is mentioned in midnight sun

[Heartbreaker60073]

wtf

[malcinaborcceli]

why the FUCK did i watch this bullshit?

[SunnyAnimeGirl]

@malcinaborcceli

cause you dont have anything better to do?

[Aprilthefifth]

6:11 I was laughing so hard with that xD

[Tootise278]

Lolz! I love the parts with charlie, especialy the dolls lol

[yvonnesevilla]

this would have been even better if you used a boy for edward

[sweetangel4111]

Not funny i am so sorry

[MCRchick122]

Look what you did to my mustache!

[Sliverkitten1]

Hahahahaha!! XD

[Rach101290]

Saw u guys on both the Twilight & New Moon DVD special features! Both of u guys at Comic Con!! Pretty awesome. Love ur parodys! Charlie w/ the dolls lol

[soluna17]

Cedric dies?!!!!!! I love that.  Robert Pattinson played Cedric Diggory in the movie, so Edward is all upset!

[jleighhardy]

jakes thoughts r 2 pg for my liking ....and the dolls are down right dirty! i love it!

[SSTAR1995]

"whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa....charlie...you play with dolls?"

kmao, i havent seen this in forever and it's STILL funny!

[piratekingnat94815]

I can't even get drunk!

[coltzFreak01]

lol " damn rosealie is that you ! " " this biotch is crazy!" LMAO!

[sahara139]

Jessica has candy!

[syddraex33]

by far the best twilight saga parody i've ever seen!

great job, lots of effort. :D

[blueicefairy11]

Edwardo!! porke???? como se dice en ingles? I am not good fot you!!! adios!! hahahahaha

[lemonheads5556]

whenever she thinks of edward her vagina tears?

You guys NEED to make a video of Charlie himself!!!