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  • Cortez knows "Roar of Time" then?

  • I would totally go gay if Cortez asked me out <3

  • SPACEMAN!!!

  • Best game ever!

  • looks like the guy from chronicles of riddick haha

  • @Pancakeboy05443 Yeah I now Vin Diesel does look like Cortez and they both sortive sound the same.

  • Harry Tipper: SPACE MAN! he kinda reminds me of austin powers and velicity shagwell

  • So... in the end all the TimeSplitters war was Cortez fault. :P

  • they should make a movie for timesplitters and have vin diesel act as cortez lol

  • what is the song playing at the last scene of the video with harry tipper.

  • @finalhazard0 I think it's Disco a Gogo, part of the game's original soundtrack.

  • Hey it's scruffy the janitor. :D

  • @Blitzfrenzy78 what he did before he was hired by doctor fansworth

  • i freaking love this game, i demand EA release timesplitters 4! imagine the online play ;)

    also anyone notice amy looks exactly like ellie from dead space 2? (both EA games :P)

  • Spaceman!!

  • wait no time to split !?

  • Man, I 'm about to go to my local game store and buy this for my PS2! Haven't played this game for years! Had one of the best campaigns EVER!!! Please release this in HD!!!

  • oh my gosh! i cracked after harry tipper was like"spaceman".and how the heck did he here him from the past

  • oh my gosh! i cracked after harry tipper was like"spaceman".

  • SPACEMAN!!

  • i only have the gamecube version. bought it from my next door neibor for five bucks XD

  • @truutube1 Probably the best 5 bucks you ever spent in your life.

  • @SakuraMaxx yes, yes it was XD

  • Why does this game have better cut-scene animation that most next gen games to date?

  • how the hell did harry tipper hear cortez from the past xD?

  • Duke Nukem,Cortez >>>>>Chuck Norris

  • If anyone has time splitters future perfect message me so i can play with you online

  • SPACEMAN!!!!

  • Gimme the petition; I wanna sign!

  • SPACEMAN!

  • That is DANM LOUD DANMIT!

  • you can call me MC dickman because i will man your dick

    lolwut

  • One heck of a yell to break the time flow.

  • Why does everyone have to be idiots and say this game "pwns everything else ever created"? Lol, its a fucking amazing game, I agree, but seriously other games are sweet too. Anyways, they better make a TS4. :)

  • @pricture

    Thank you! I'm glad to hear someone else say that! I've been getting pretty sick of comments on these videos bashing Halo in favor of this game. I love Halo and Timesplitters; they're both great series!

  • @JMDub89 Np, and I agree Halo and TS are both awesome games and its just stupid that people have to bash one over the other. I mean what does that seriously accomplish? A whole lot of nothing lol, and if they dont like one then they can simply not play it! |xP

  • Space man!!! Lulz

  • Best damn it in video game history.

  • good game... good game!

  • I swear to god, the first time i saw this, i could not stop laughing for 5 minutes, and what a award, that level was hard as shit (For the time being, i can beat it in seconds now of course :P )

  • @sinder87 same here

  • if you love or like or play timesplitters add me and sub to my channels plz :)!!!

  • Chuck Norris is nothing compared to Cortez.

  • This game totally shits on every most used movie/game pattern.

    I love it,totally my kind of humour - I've played only a few games like this in my life.

    Give us TS4 please.

  • Best game ever. Yes? YES.

  • DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM­N IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTT­TTTTTT!! (tipper) Spaceman? oh...

  • I prefer Tipper's TS2 voice. Anybody else?

  • In space no one can hear you screaming Dammit, but if you're Cortez, you'll rip every wormhole that has ever existed.

  • #LOL

  • LOL COMMENT SEARCH

  • 1:13 - It's Stan Lee!

  • This game is simply the best...

  • Please god.. Let them make a Timesplitters 4!

  • I loved that moment when he said: "You've got a location?" xD #LOL

  • Its time to split!

  • I love how he can scream so people many houndred years back can hear it! :D

  • Space man! :D

  • Never heard of a scream so loud you could hear it BEFORE IT EVEN OCCURED.

  • RAGGEEEE

  • :D... spaceman!

  • Wow...understanding this game is hard...the time paradox thingy...first the old Crow travelled to 1994 to get his younger self continue his experiments, then the young one travels to future to his old self, and then the old self goes again to 1994...WTF....

  • MEEEDIC

  • i remember the diso dude from timesplitters2

  • apply palm directly to the forehead........

  • SPACEMAN!

  • i love this game

  • FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUU-

  • I want a timesplitters 4 :(

  • Cortez travelled to wrong time, and he told everything to wrong Crow. XD

  • DAAAAAAMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­ITTTTTT!!!!!!!!

    huh? space man!

    

  • beats the wrath of khan any day

  • this wasnt in the cut scenes u cud watch from the main menu, was it?

  • Cortez:Ah Damnittttttttttttttttttttttttt­tttttttt!!!!!!!

    Janitor:Huh?

    Harry Tipper:Space man!

    LOL

  • HEY! SPACEMAN! LOL

  • His screams of agony stretched across space and time...

    To be heard by a horny man in the 70s.

  • @Infidel775  ahahahaha lol

  • egsackly where do i get this time device past corw comes and gives him a time device

  • This game is epic win. I want to see all of the TS games on XBLA.

  • space man

  • 1:13 Who's the janitor?

  • The general consensus is that he's Harry Tipper's son or grandson (which would explain why we are then shown Tipper and Celeste together).

  • He sure can be loud when he wants to! lol

  • "spaceman!"

  • lol @ amy after he screams

  • This is my faviorte shooter(and only shooter besides TS2)

  • The voice acting cracks me up

  • XD XD

  • TIME PARADOX!!

  • harry and kitten is humping

  • i watch this cut scene every time

  • This was my fave part of the whole game.

  • Spaceman? I dont get it. Maybe its a 60s 70s thing.

  • SPACEMAN!

  • SPACEmAN!

  • I love it

  • YEAH! ma favorite part! :D SPACEMAN!! :D

  • Guys sign the petition to have timesplitters 4 released!!

  • wheres this petition?

  • @DarkShuriken weres the pettion?

  • Timesplitters was always nothing but a giant parody which is what made it funny and great!!

  • Nah. Cortez could beat Duke Nukem in a fight.

  • @SakuraMaxx Oh fuck no bitch!

  • @SakuraMaxx Unlike Cortez, Duke Nukem Has: BALLS OF STEEL

  • @halflife213 Does Duke Nukem know when IT'S TIME TO SPLIT?

  • @SakuraMaxx 2shay

  • @halflife213 Cortez VS Duke Nukem. 30 sec. after Duke Nukem surreenders

  • @NikoTheThunder only after hearing cortez scream "TIME TO SPLIT!" and do the pose.

  • @SakuraMaxx Nahhh, they'd more likely just get drunk together and end up beating the shit out of serious sam.

  • @DATAENT haha and while they're at it, Cortez probably could've helped Duke Nukem make DNF a significantly better game :<

  • @SakuraMaxx Yeah, Use a little time travel to give is another 12 years of development. XD

  • @SakuraMaxx probaly lol >:3 nah nvm -3-

  • @SakuraMaxx just imagine if they partnered up

  • @SakuraMaxx PFFFTT HAHA! Not even close!

    They'd quickly realize the epicness in both of them...and make one liners and what not kicking ass

  • DAAAAMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

    Space man!

  • this game is brilliant

  • Me and my bros beat this game.And i did by my self and i was barely 10 and did on hard mode.

  • the younger crow reminds me of the TF2 medic

  • would be awesome if someone made a skin that uses him :D

  • My thoughts exactly! :D

  • wow, harry tipper can hear cortez from 1969 to 2052

  • Yeaah,must be a long scream

  • Lol he sounds black xD

  • this movie and the "The 2 Crows" , are my favourite movies from all the game.

  • dddddaaaaaammmmmiiiiitttt

  • space man! haha, harry tippers awesome

  • Cortez:AWW DAMMIT~!!!!!

    Harry Tiper: Spaceman!

    lol xD

  • We need a timesplitters 4 now!

  • This game was great, the videos were hilarious and the gameplay was actually pretty good, like the other ones.

  • realy? and where do i aquire this 'time divice'?

    *fwip*

    don't be alarmed, im your past self from the future. I've here to give you this time divice to you can go back to the future and live forever in the past.

  • mah fav video in the whole game

  • Spaceman!!

  • 'I know the rest"

    Or

    "TATA, i'm off to live forever."

  • wat does crow say after he gets the time device?

  • Spaceman!!

  • SPACEMAN!!

  • lol dammit he sayed him all the story

  • This is an M-rated game...why didn't they make him say anything worse than dammit. It would've been funnier :)

  • FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.­..

  • best scene in the whole freakin game

    but the best dialogue is the zombie scene

  • really?, really!? wel yeah. lolz

  • HAHAHAHAHHAA LOL

  • 1:16 to 1:22 lol xD

  • Space man!?

  • This game was really fun...even tho I'm still trying to get all the characters.

  • ya, it p**** me off. Not to mention Free Radical is out of business now, : (

  • They just merged with CryTek, Timesplitters 4 is still in production :D

  • *hug*

    i LOVE YOU!

  • wonder who the villian gonna be?

  • Space man ?

  • My favourite moment in the whole game ^_^

    Thanks for upload.

  • god DAMNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

  • this is the good stuf

  • DAMNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIT!

    Space man!!!

  • Space Man!? , Harry is my fav character

  • Space man!?!

  • 1:44 jacob craw?

  • this is my favorite..btw what does fmv mean

  • Full Motion Video :)

  • thx

  • Dang, this brings back memories!

  • cortez has a voice so loud people from other times can here it lol

  • Space man!

  • Space man!

  • LOL LOL OH OH I forgot how funny that was.

  • in spanish is better xDDDDDDD

  • i love this one but all the funny ones are the best

  • this is my favorite cutscene

    Space man!?!?!

  • LAUL Tipper

  • Is it just me or does the janitor look like a newer harry tipper?

  • SPACEMAN!!!

  • lol, the janitor

  • Space Man?!?!

  • DDAAMMNNIITT!!!!

  • lol 0:59 cortez is like "oh fucking noes"

  • "really?"

    "well....yeah"

  • I love that bit:.....Spaceman?...Oh yeah!

  • Wait so he gets the time device and info from his yougner self, then goes back to tell his younger self info and give him device, who goes forward to tell his older self info and gives him device? My head hurts.

  • basicly they went to teh wrong place an older self who hadnt had anything to do with timetravel yet founded ultra science and anya and cortez thourght thats were crow went from the mansion but he didnt, the 2 crows went somewere else, and cortez came to this era and accidently told crow his unthrourght plan, then the mansion young crow came and gave him teh time device. and thats how teh whole thing starts, from anya and cortez's mistake

  • XD! SPACEMAN!

  • "Hey spaceman!"