Islam Exorcist Fail

[MadeToGetLaid]

May god help you..

[CHRISTIANABUSED]

too fake, some ppl really need lives

[Porkytool5]

well done.. hilarious

[betheman002]

1:00 looked he was wanking lol

[elgareb2008]

its laughed your ass off because something wrong with your ass 

[NinaxxFire]

Like Seriously,You Think That Funny?

Okay,Since You're Talking About Exorcsim,Have You Had A Thought Its All Same Idea? To Get Evil Out Of Human Bodies? Its Just Other Religions Has Thier Ways! AND THATS NOT FUNNY! OR SOMETHING TO LAUGH AT! Perhaps When You See You're Self In His Shoes You Might Think Twice. Grow A Brain!

[Porkytool5]

@NinaxxFire hahaha, grow a brain?? we dont believe in such nonsense cuz we have brains.

[JuventusAAR]

he must be very horny..

[forgottenmemories63]

Label the Video 'Islamic Science straight from the Dark Ages".

[betheman002]

@forgottenmemories63 true dat

[Dragon34th]

LOL I think the Imam asked him "Fancy a one off gay sex with me? LOL" & he thought "Hell motherfucker no! You're sick man, sick & twisted" LOL then he got nauseous, well, not really but kinda started to milk it really hard LOL. Then, the Imam taser gunned him down, molested him, facial ending FIN.

[bestworldever07]

dude, you're probably see that is funny

but it isn't .. one of my relatives have the same thing ..

one time, he got possessed while we speak on the phone

I was so god damn scared

[biryanikebab]

My friend, and all readers. This is real.

The person performing the exorcism is sheikh AYESH QURAN. Youtube "ayeshquran" and he has over 500 videos of exorcisms he performs in his channel.

This is just one of his videos.

Good luck and lets hope the uploader of this video understand that this is not funny.

[humbletim10]

@biryanikebab lol dont be ridiculous

[biryanikebab]

@humbletim10 ,, im saying the truth,, search for it... this will reenforce the fact that there is not only human beings in this world but also other creatures..

[humbletim10]

@biryanikebab do you also believe in santa claus and unicorns.

they are out there. trust me.

you will find the truth, if you search for it.

[JackTheMelvin]

all he need is some ritalin and some codral cough medicine

[cazinboy]

in this man was jiin...you can read about that....it is not funny at all...

[smartby8]

omg... this is real m8 WTF u LOL at ...

just Read More to clear the Fag on ur eyes. before u Judge on somthin

U even did not moved out From u Country its big world dude

[Annu1tco3pt1s]

@ms111insanity you right, it is disrespectful to whoever was singing this song! Now adding some 70's funky jazz music, paste some dicks here and there, and it would be just like a cheap 80's gay porn!

[uglyguy121909]

LOOOOLLL

[napolean34]

No exorcism here..... just a garlic sauce burn from the gypsys Kebab !!!

[palow660]

racism..

[Miguels07]

I cant find my comment on this video so i dont know what i said but i can tell you that im not catholic and exorcisms are all fails unless you bring Jesus into the equation not soak him with windex lol!

[3zooby]

You dont know what is Islam !!

[pampooshampoo]

Have cultural sensitivity, when you point your one fingure towards someone or something your three fingures simontenously pointing towards you that your are three times worst/bad than first one. Cast the stone if you are not sinful, remember who said that?

[kotakkayu]

u all fucking..u dont know about islam and dont talk about islam...

bcoz u all kafir laknattullah...u and jin or satan si the same person

idiot kafir...

[Charles240693]

@bilverkstan if your allah really exist you gonna be punished too because in your stupid islam you are not suppose to insult other people like this LOL you dont know your own religion and you believe in it..you are stupid...

[sekerim1]

@Charles240693 you refer to YOUR ALLAH.. christian arabs say Allah for God ....its the same God . so dont be so ignorant 

[dmanagua]

I get the exact same response when I hear that language!

[sekerim1]

@dmanagua that language is? if its arabic you refer to.....Jesus or shall i say Isa spoke Aramaic ... not bloody english

[rofizan77]

don't edit this video if u don't no anything about it.

the patient is scream loud bcoz the ghost inside

the body don't like to hear the quran to be sound.

all satan or evil will afraid n scream if they hear the sound of quran..

this quran is created from God(Allah). not like bible is a

fake bible created by human.. don't have effect

at all if they hear.

[Charles240693]

@rofizan77 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL you make me laught loser XD the quran is made bye lucifer in person

[dodgevipercool]

@Charles240693 dude u don't like it then just leave it alone...like seriously get a hobby or something.

[Charles240693]

@dodgevipercool LOL go see your mom in trash bag (burka)

[sekerim1]

@Charles240693 have you seen christian exorcisms ?

[LukaZ0001]

1:40 YEEEAAaA SIDE MOUNT CMOOOOON LETS SEE SOME HAMMER PUNCHES OR AN ARMBAR XDDDDDDDDD

[NKadik]

If you do not believe on Islam, give it a chance and try just to read some lines of coran because it is our prophet's miracle (Try to be alone and remove bias from your head). If you do not feel a powerful feeling of truth, knowledge and serenety. It is the UNALTERED source message given to all humanity before us (think of sumerians, atlantes, ...). Do not look on muslims, look at the Coran and its mystic nature.

[asdsasadsfdsfgdg]

Islam T-bag fail at the end

[ikhlasnet]

Islam is the true religion of this world but this exorcist can be wrong person. So do not blame religion.

[DarkShogun16]

LOL this is hilarious. But I am glad it is making the muzzies mad =].

[didaktus90]

du din jävla horunge, sluta mixa svenk music med vad som sägs i videon, din jävla ateist.. din fjortis, hoppas att du läser

[octi911]

dude fuck u for mixing Quaran with Music remove the music :@

[armaan1423]

do not understand Islam by what muslims does/ doing.....

but by QURAN and HADITH/.....

[Noahri]

Many of you are mocking Excorcism , but I wonder where you will go for help when it will happen to yourselves , I bet you all will cry like little baby's just like the big mouthed people in the well known story's about Djins , they tested it and when they realized it was real they went crazy .

[bouleamythe]

@Noahri i would simply go to a psychiatrist...not a psychopath who beleaves in a fucked up religion.

[sekerim1]

@bouleamythe so which relidion do you refer? all the religions belive in some sort of exorcisms.. have you sen those carried out in christian USA and south Americas. Not sayin i believe them but dont slag off one religion when they all basically do the same exorcisms...

[Miguels07]

Keep the video, shows how stupid muslims are lol.

[sekerim1]

@Miguels07 do you not know that christians often do exorcisms especially Catholics so think before you talk Miguel.

[ikhlasnet]

its looks me fake.

[DarkShogun16]

Islam is fake lol. So that's why.

[rusheena]

I think it's real

[wa7id888]

hell has been made for infedels. allah is the one and only god his name used to bee in the bible and the jews book "tawrat" but it has been changes so allah sent us quran and has protected it from being changed believe it or not hell has been made for infedels,

[wa7id888]

you have different beliefs and it seems that the water he was using has been read quran in it. please erase this video you got me very angry because you dont believe in this and making fun of me religion if you dont believe dont make fun of islam before this get serious, remember there are some muslims not calm like me they might do something bad to you. maybe your neighbours..

[wa7id888]

this is truth and never accuse sheikh ayesh quran of lying.. there are other humans with different beliefs erase this video please i dont wnat any trouble.

[wa7id888]

listen.. this is sheikh ayesh quran, and i believe this because i read on somone before quran he was posessed and he puked blood, and from the experience i had i ;earn from it, and this behaviour of a possessed man is not strange to me.

[1shaaq]

Sad twat editing videos.

If you don't know anything about Islam i strongly recommend you shut the fuck up and sit down.

Keep your racist views to yourself!

[LovelyBoy1996]

this is real man ... look to the guy

how he is screaming.. the demons

are really hates to hear the holy quran

and this is a fact you can not change

[BearBudah]

haha, listen to your self. Do you know the the meaning and definition on a ''fact''? When you film somthing and give it a title with ''real'' in it dosn't make it a fact.

[Miguels07]

What a joke, only jessus can take out demons. Fake!! Im sorry but theres no such thing as muslims taking out demons without the name of Jesus.

[sajeevan1]

yep thats right

[AMY0114]

fine make fun of it ! but just look at his hands look at the symbole he is doing then think again it !

[bouleamythe]

I can't fucking beleave somebody can take this sériously. Is there a limit to where islam is ready to go to humiliate there own poeple?. Islam is a Cancer. And there is no cure but Éducation.

[electroh4ck3r]

@bouleamythe let's say that you have an excessive lack of education...

[IBELIEVEINPOSSESION]

fuck you mothefukers

making fun of things you dont know!

[markinu]

I think many people that are into meditation and new age are already crazy. And a number of them are pot heads. no mystery there.

[abuhajara]

I agree with the pot heads part. But they strongly believe in it. Crazy maybe.

[Kareeem667]

lol

[intorose]

hilarius!!!!

[crazyeye1]

yeah uhmmm... religion once again extremely funny.

[hannahr77]

cra

and so what? what's it to you

[emily775]

O_O and your asking on youtube?

i wish i could help :'(

[islandluc]

this is funny  what a fight i like the end where the muslim guy seat on both of guy arms that's how they fight demons

[kmso81]

correction "dod = god" ^_^

------

Mariam = Mary .. in arabic

sidenote, dont bring up huge subject such as this before u discover the real jesus peace be upon him.

[emily775]

I agree :D don't mess with someone unless your sure you can win or at least have a dialog ready :)

[kmso81]

son of god? .. now u bring huge subject and u do in every replay..God said in quran "How can He have a son when He has no consort?... (Quran 6:101)

dont shout saying " God can do anything! "

its just doesnt do inappropriate things

in islamic viewpoint, dods character is integral with His being and consistent with his majesty. and lets agree if he have son!! then jesus face looking should be mixture of his mother and father (mariam PBUH + God!).

[kmso81]

im sorry for my weak explanasion because my language is weak.. however to not lose this conversation benefits. lets talk about mericles.. lets say im stupid and i dont beleive in anythings just mircales. what ur religion can give me "mircale even its small" to beleive in christianty! GO... Kmso81@hotmail or kmso81@gmail

[hannahr77]

km

I am not calling you stupid for believing in mirales i believe in mirales, muhammad never did any mirales did he and don't give this abt the moon it wont hold water my friend, I have read the hadith have you? if not you should, and the quran is not from heaven at all because if it were JESUS CHRIST would be in it as the SON OF GOD and since HE is just a messenger in you book forget it

[emily775]

Being able to say the Quraan is a miracle its self he wasn't able to read and write and he came up with words that even the greatest of poets couldn't be compared to,and jesus isn't the "son of god" islam came telling us that the bible's contents were changed by the ancestors but he wouldn't let anyone change the Qur'an because he decided it would be the perfect religion for all times he isn't the son of god

[magghriby]

ALLAH IS THE GREATEST

[kmso81]

dont let the religions names fool you my friend, as i said its the same source from God but one of them is the truth and its the islam u wont lose the prophets Jesus or Mesa because islam beleive in them , islam beleive in every prophet knwon to the humanity and there is too many of em that we dont know even thier names beccause they were in ancient age behind. anyway i hope my poor english deleviered the msg. peace

[hannahr77]

km

so could you plz name those prophets known to us that you esteem to highly, and we do know of them why else would you know if they where prophets?

[kmso81]

i know few of them mentioned in our book, and some not mentioned, Quran said there is alot of other prophets sent but not worth to mention otherwise the book will be full of names that u realy dont need to know, because they had few followers and not unqiue story such as known prophets, however just lets u know the prophets since the Adam .. about 100 thousand..

[hannahr77]

km

you muslims don't really know what a prophet is do you? and show me according to you and your fake prophet what followers did Abraham had and what abt Job did he had followers?

[kmso81]

In Islam, Prophet Ibrahim is the friend of God and the father of Prophets (Ismail or Ishmael in English and Ishaq or Isaac and the grandfather of Prophet Yaqub or Jacob) He is also one of the ancestors of the Prophet Muhammad PBUH

Anyone who rejects Prophet Ibrahim is not a true believer in Islam. Prophet Ibrahim plays a key role in this regard

and what about the jop he did, im sure u only have read couple pages from the link i gave u about mohammed. peace out

[hannahr77]

km

hmm abt 100 thousan prophets really I find that hard to believe and of course it's a islamic fab.

[kmso81]

wont change things if believe it or not because its not the issue and the difference between us, just let u know there is sometime 10 or so prophets living in same time on the earth. pray for god for the truth just "once" he will lead u if u seeking the truth from ur heart

[hannahr77]

km

of curse it will change things because we can se that islam is lying and also a fab

now have a nice life and se you on judgmentday and yes I will be saved from the wrath of GOD my friend, now you have been warned

[kmso81]

well .. thanks for ur warrning, i only can guarantee one of us is in the wrong/bad side at the judgmentday in that time remorse is useless - also in every relegion hondos budha jews i can find someone very confident about his own religion just like you, educate yourself and arm your beliefs with Logical things and go find out why ppl convert to islam and what the secret,, read about the mircales in the quran

[hannahr77]

km

my dear friend I have read your book and there is nothing there, no miracles, no salvation period and why dont you go read the Bible to find out why ppl convert to Christianity but then again that's something you muslims wont admit because of goes your head, which we don't do we instead pray for the ppl that GOD will open their eyes so they can se that islam is from the pit of hell and that's where they will end up

[emily775]

ok first of all alot of people convert from islam to christianity but more people convert from christianity to islam thats a first, and jesus is not the son of god, if god himself denies it than we believe him, the Quraan is a miracle wether u like it or not, you might not see the miracle in it but other people don't go around giving yer own judging and saying that its the right thing i mean come on my cousin read a little bit of the bible and she was bored out of her brains its no miracle

[emily775]

-__- if you really read it tell me about it and dont state some stupid things please gimme details of it how many parts are in it? hmm? i bet u will google the answer but watevr reading the koraan takes a long time honey and to read an understand the many meanings to each statement is very interesting the bible was boring -__- well according to my cousin that is im too lazy to read it after i graduate from highschool maybe -.-

[kmso81]

u must know why we love juses and mesa more than jews and christains, dont limit ur brain occurding to ur religion priest or ur papa teachings.. open ur mind freely and see every thing from farm distance like referee.. at the end im just curoius whats ur religion? peace

[hannahr77]

km

hmmm so you ppl love JESUS and MOSES so much that your killing of both the Jews and the Christians en-mass nice way to show your love and plz know my friend that I have a personal hmmm so you ppl love JESUS and MOSES so much that your killing of both the Jews and the Christians en-mass nice way to show your love and plz know my friend that I have a personal relationship with my GOD it's not something told to me by some priest or papa my father was an atheist, I'm saved by believing in JESUS

[kmso81]

and YES we love jesus and mesa more than any other religions. atleast we dont show the prophets faces in hollywood movies or cartoon movies because we respect em.

[kmso81]

search keyword "afghanistan crimes" "Iraq Crimes" and " Palastine Crimes" .. responding to ur call about we are killing jews and christians. we beleive in jews and chris' all from one source "the god" but honesly it changed changed changed and rewrited because the only humankind protecting it. but the quran is protected from god because its last messege from the heaven. u wont see one character different from any quran in any place in the world

[xoHELLOMOTOox]

YUP...THIS IS REAL

Some people may not belive in it.....but you can be posested by a demon aka Jinn

[emily775]

yeah plus i believed it because of the voice its probably not the mans voice O_O

[devonick]

just one question for all, why dogs are barking mad when it's 'azzan' time??? please comment.

[emily775]

because ok this is my islamic belief please no critising anyhow at athan time when demons/devils (what was inside this guy) hear gods name they go and try to hide anywhere and they normally try hiding in houses thats why my mom doesn't let me go out at athan time and mostly magreeb when the sun is setting dogs bark because they can see them thats why :) hope that helped you

[HayleeTheGoober]

ok.

are they acting?

or should i start hanging garlic on my bedroom door?

[verushka]

how can muslims perform exorcisms? i thought that was the catholic church only. who can educate me on this issue?

[kmso81]

jew , christian and islam is from one source

and the truth as i beleive , when the human rewrite the God rules/books the god send another prophets and the last prophet is Mohammed , the islam prophet.

[hannahr77]

kmso

we the Jews and Christians are not in need of another prophet so keep the fake muhammad where he belongs in the arabic hell hole mecca

[ALRAADALHADIDI]

do you know the christians are praying to an arab evry sunday ?

hehehehehe

thats write you are dumb !

[hannahr77]

al

hmm so we pray 2 an arab every sunday, how so?

[emily775]

um, im not sure about this peace of information but it states that jesus is from jerusalem/palestine or the middle east which therefore means that he is arabic.

[hannahr77]

em

JESUS was/is Jewish, or are so stupid as to believe that it's only arabs living in the M.E

[emily775]

ROFL ok first of all his tribe was jewish and not him, since he did start another religion i know what i talk about he was from the tribe levi which is jewish -_- im not dumb i told u that im not sure of the peace of information i meant if it made him arabic, look at the mirror then u will know whose really dumb re read the comment correctly and then think of a proper comeback your the idiot here baka >_>

[hannahr77]

emi

yes you are pretty dumb my dear friend, JESUS CHRIST WAS/IS A JEW

[emily775]

>_> yes whatever u say baka yaro >_> shene, it depends on whatever i believe, so stop being disrespectful

[hannahr77]

emily

no it does not depend on what you believe, it depends on the truth, and once again JESUS WAS/IS A JEW ok.

[hannahr77]

emily

JESUS did nto start another religion, and HE was from the tribe of YEHUDA, and if the tribe is Jewish so is HE think my dear friend

[emily775]

-.- ok first of all.. its 1am second of all.. >_> honey i know that.. ah ill give u a better answer tomorrow im so tired -o- -yawn-

[emily775]

plus i was explaining why the guy stated it stop being rude this is an argument between humans and not animals, you've got a brain to know what is suitable to say

[emily775]

btw yer racist and i couldnt careless if you wanted another prophet it aint our problem i dont remember saying such rude things about your prophet "fake", "belongs in the arabic hell mole mecca" seriously girl learn your manners when your debating you should learn not to say rude things but saying them proves that ur out of things to say and that you don't know what to say bad at debates or arguments or whatever you want to categorize this as :)

[JoeyDeBird]

Dear God... Did anyone see his hand gestures? At random times without knowing I catch myself making those exact signs!! I think I have one of those in me!

[kmso81]

incase u are seroius

00962795576723

its the number for the Shiek in this clip

his name "Ayesh Al-qar'an" from Jordan

[highatlas]

this is real believe me, no one can acts like that

[chekagina123]

eww you stupid teroists

[desigayboi]

allha llah allah allaha allah

[kingjosex]

السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته شيخنا الفاضل الشيخ عايش القرعان بارك الله فيك لقد اثبت حقاً انك خير من عالج بالرقية الشرعية وقد اثبت ان كلام الله لا يعلوه كلام بارك الله فيك ونفع بك المسلمين وهدى الفئة الضالة من المعالجين واشكرك على تواصلك معنا وتبيان الحقائق الشرعية وتبيان تدليس المدلسين هدانا الله واياكم الى ما يحب ويرضى

[paliver]

Ahrgggg ahhhha rafffgggg aaaaahhhaaaa rrrrg!

[Icywar]

all of u get shitty disbelivers a life and some new pair of underwears

[NutsCrunker]

Ble...fucking comic men

[IslamSister28]

Allah Akbar....How can a human fake his voice like that..Allah is great...

[macu66]

allahuuuu akbaarrr !!!

[gullyfoylebenimadim]

go and watch evangelist "speaking in tongues" sessions ...

lol not religouns peoplw are usually retard, Christian or Muslim or whatever else, doesn't matter.

Indeed, the real morons are the ones who spend time to write under this video, including me possibly ...

[Sunnahwarrior]

may allah destroy yhe evil djinns and devils, may allah destroy the evil humans(the unbielivers) ,

ameen

[puffolotti]

may allah give back the brains he collected

[malaysIE]

ALLAHUAKBAR!!!!!!!!

[aliriaz20]

fake

[TheTruthCreature]

Now I have no doubt Islam is so stupid and retarded. I feel so sorry for those oppressed women.

[celup99]

fuck you ass hole..do u think u're good enough??eat shit mothafucka!!!

[rickythepitbull]

these jackasses are so behind they dont know what mental health issues are

[xishan01]

tis alright

if u dont accpet it

who gives a damn care

but u r not suppose to be

saying such ignorent

comment about someones religon

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[xishan01]

u bloody ejit if u wanna say somethin say to us not our religon be reasonable have u ever seen a muslim saying something against christainity no coz we respect feelings of every human being and you better be thats a human point of view

[tuuiinspyr]

allahuuuu akbaarrrr

[peramaniax]

semum islamic exorcist first movie trailer,

watch?v=Nj-1VpsNKGI

[GoldenPelican]

yeah yeah yeah, and Im your father

[kolyada1]

shame on you how you dare saying such things about islam ? it's the cleanest religion ever.

you sick fuck

[Kklaude]

e nasol

[culteenaga]

inquiescent ur craked how can u do somefin so stupid 2 a serious video! MagusStryfeZ and FrDtttal go do some research u assholes dont jus make any shit uo bout the prophet muhammed and JewishRage pis off go study ur own religion b4r u tak the pis of Islam!

[GoldenPelican]

FrDtttal shut the fuck up....just because you're parents never taught you anything about your religion don't come here and spread your hate...you're nothin' but a punk

[FrDtttal]

I am a theologian asshole i know more about islam than you do,i studied his whole life

[FrDtttal]

Lmao that's fake!!! Islam doesn't have sacrements it's a false religion, muhammad was a rapist,a stealer,a murderer,child molester,wife beater,suicidal.

[jimipa6e]

FrDtttal, you sound as if you are on the verge on becoming either one of these yourself. I shall expect to see your face in the papers someday

[nailazaman]

hw fuking dare u say dat bout mohammed dnt wori love wht goes roung cums round.u piece of shit.

[manaishere2000]

Thats why it's the fastest growing religion in the world, right? Bastard.

[ceysuns]

lolllllllll allllaaahhhuuuu aaaakkkkbbbaaaaarrrrrrrrr

[andyhardrock]

FrDttal, u fucking theo. dumb ass, shut your fucking ass eater mouth..fuckface..u such a stupid retard theo boy..fuck your own ass and eat your shit up..piece of shit!

[abdulobeid]

JewishRage, for your info Aisha was pleased with being the prophets wife and the reason the prophet married her was because if he didn't than she would have to live in an orphanage(bad cruel place) and the prophet Muhammed spoiled her with gifts

[MagusStryfeZ]

so that makes it ok? The pedo gave her presents so he could bone her!

Sick fuck

[abdulobeid]

He was never a pedo, as far as I kno, ur a pedo. She loved him and he loved her. WHen she came of age, he did finally make love to her but besides that, she was untouched in her early years

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[JewishRage]

Narrated 'Aisha:

I used to wash the semen off the clothes of the Prophet and even then I used to notice one or more spots on them. (Sahih Al-Bukhari, Volume 1, Book 4, Number 233)

Not only did nine year old Aisha have to marry and live with an over fifty year old Muhammad (making him old enough to be her grandfather) but she also had to wipe semen stains from her elderly husband's clothes while still a young girl!

[sepultura140]

god damn on you i hope that demon ll live in ur body amen then you ll feel how to joke

[999hola999]

why did you mixed up a music with islamic staff , ...you're a dirty bustard

[tarachin8]

That is the funniest one iv ever seen... even if its real... its so damn funny...

i love you tube and specially the comments....

[imahmud]

look, this is true, by the person uploaded made funny, he mixed with some old shit song.

[agentwebb7777]

another camel jocky going crazy. I guess they told him he would have to get a job and take a bath, which set him off.

[da1andonly85]

shut the f up u dumb white trash shit...dumb trailer trash....grow up....

[xninja92]

o.o norwegian or swedish bacground music o.o

[cyco2urk]

who eva made this is gona burn in hell mate, its not a joke

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