Jake and Amir: Text Messages

[ToaTakila1]

FOREVER NIGHT!!!!!(steffcomedy)

[ToaTakila1]

FOREVER NIGHT!!!!!!!

[pacfud]

If you're having trouble keeping yourself from watching these videos, and you have something to do tomorrow, i recommend you repeatedly press 7.

[austifer33]

POWEEEEERRRRRRRRR! In a can!

[Kango234]

/watch?v=nMdpTWdaYOo&feature=g­-u-u&context=G2ef7ce8FUAAAAAAA­CAA

[F0amBanana]

LÖL

LÄL

LÅL

LOL

[Laurelindo]

@F0amBanana Ja, så kan man också uttrycka det. =D

[TinnedWaffles]

lol i just love how it slowly zooms up on amirs face XD

[MrXChi]

the text at 1:01 = lol and it said lololol

[MrFireman1184]

jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj

[roflcopters1122]

did anyone else raise their hand

[iloveparc]

i have a big dick...thumbs if you read that right

[NicMor4]

this is forever night

[iloveparc]

iphone 4...2009 damn

[TATERRnuts]

@iloveparc not an iphone 4

[jakejenike]

Last one? nahh

[dcolwell2010]

Best jake and amir ever 

[mallerySON40]

lmfao " you are one wild child of the night "

[warppipedream]

Best jake and amir ever

[13maybach]

I love his faces

[SuperAv16]

top comment here i fuck!

[GregSoIs]

@SuperAv16 get a life, man.

[easyperson97]

thumbs up if you are the 699,699th viewer

[doodle878]

Peed a little.

[janisakironmaiden]

pardon my troling

[AVtrainz1998]

i thought amir couldnt spell

[chaseyoung1800]

@AVtrainz1998 or count for that matter.

[Imdede85]

Lol

[9Iamthewalrus]

Poetry

[akangaroojack1]

this is forever night

[thebrucewayne1902]

hold down 6 for spasm :) lololol6

[crazybeautifullife48]

happy birthday to the last comment(:

[DOLLABILL793]

This came out on my birthday

[AKissocoollikee]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL -3

[janisakironmaiden]

The holocaust is a lie?

[OnikiraMoonwise]

@janisakironmaiden No... its real. Really real

[gigi25f]

lol.. crying atm .. effin hilarious ..

[TheWalkthr0ughGuys]

Can any1 else here the facebook chat thing at 1:28

[GenesisRockwell]

"This is forevernight!"

[Vanquish96X]

Didn't Amir buy two iPhones?

[manabishop]

man if i had a friend like amir i would never wanna go back to work....

[pokewalkthrough09]

who rose their hand when air asked in the beginning?

[ITALIAA1997]

this reminds me about my fkn friend who texts me 4 messages in like 20 seconds and if i dont answer him he fkn spams me with pings on bbm -_-

[KosherMeatsack]

so jake has an iphone and amir's phone is shit?

[Mysticalparrot]

This is my favorite one haha

[Niggahigga4]

@NilesNight thats a not a 4 it just has a case

[RiZZleRy]

@Niggahigga4 its not a case its the original iphone 

[VonyeWest808]

@NilesNight--Fucking nerd!!!

[NilesNight]

how does jake have the iphone 4 in 2009?

[guitarninja05]

Had to finish those sandies

[Mark110525]

ok 1 more then ill go to bed...

[LightlyCaffienated]

HARK! thou art a jake and amir i hath not seen! .....adventures await.

[9kaboom9]

@LightlyCaffienated gay

[expetriat]

@LightlyCaffienated gay

[pennydesouza]

God I love 1:25.

[GdoubleWB]

I'll f**k your mom if I want to, annotation!

[SolidKiller117]

am i the only one that raised my hand when amir said so?

[onikonoko]

That was an amazing series of texts, I wish my friends did that shit ):

[profssrfunk]

this is forever night

[amac3721]

how the hell does amir text so fast on that dinosaur of a cell phone...

[ILThungergames]

Did anybody else see the horrifying advertisement of Koodo before this video?

[PoptartsCh0c0l4te]

"im not mad im just really really really mad"

[MuddyCreates]

collegehumor is my one way ticket NOT to college.



[Valcornable]

If I see that add one more time I will fist Jonah Hills mother.

[julkapsleren1]

wow Amir must be poor now...

[Wemakeurofl]

lol... lie sauce

i bet that tastes good...

[cloudfire160]

I was Trying to buy a deadmau5 album like 5 minutes ago... how the fuck did I get here?

[GutsyAssault]

I have a dig bick. Like if u read that wrong

[MorningMidget]

@GutsyAssault No we didnt because it was a fail

[QuickScopersUnknown]

@GutsyAssault I'll bet you also watch pom

[Donkiiieee]

@QuickScopersUnknown Who doesnt?.. I mean besides mormons and jesus freaks.

[AhzidDiin]

@QuickScopersUnknown are you a virgin touched for the very first time?

[CZnoob]

@GutsyAssault I like pom.

[suckonrange]

@GutsyAssault whats the wrong way to read it?

[blonde198821]

Lol great video you both are funny.....

[ellipticality]

The advertisement was better than the video lol..

not that the video was bad

[mrs6pack]

@ellipticality serious? what ad did you get? I got a stupid one for Pepto Bismol where a guy kept dipping stuff in a chocolate fountain.

[ellipticality]

@mrs6pack haha, must have changed it. Mine was for BMW i3 I think its called. It was the sicked add Ive ever seen. Here it is: /watch?v=lxtXOm7Veq8

[TurnYourBassUp]

This is Forever Night.

[CAmeramanbob]

12:52. where the fuck are you

[mailcombustor]

dag yo

[preniro]

1:25 ...classy...

[ADylanToRemember]

one of the top 5 Jake & Amir's ever

[pennydesouza]

@ADylanToRemember I agree.

[dancer87653]

I don't know about you, but I'd do Amir.

[YoungKeley]

@dancer87653 hell fucking YEAH!! i would do amir AND jake!! lol!!

[givrsgpty]

1:55 Amir Rape face. :D

[Vim281]

@givrsgpty xD

[TalaRockz]

I love Amir <3

[hellow533]

pom, porn.. whatever.

[bobby1291]

Damnit Kinect I don't care about you! I care about Jake and Amir!

[mhemingwayvideos]

ACE AND JOCELYN SONG FROM FIRED: /watch?v=6QNPfaEyVTg&feature=r­elated

[mhemingwayvideos]

Ace and Jocelyn song from Fired: search "The Heights Forever Night"

[TheMacAppleMac]

thumps up if ur meant to be sleeping right now.

[AlreadyOver58]

Thumbs up if you are watching this instead of sleeping

[akangaroojack1]

This is forever night

[iamtheplatypus101]

If this takes up 2minutes and 21 seconds of their day. What happens for the rest of the day?

[ASpasticHippy]

i thought amir couldnt txt?

[MrFear2252]

Raise your hand if you saw a Laddin

[ok2431]

1:40 the girl in the back farting

[gonrio]

This is so gold.

Specifically listened for the time between each message, died laughing.

[YoungBrave2006]

I lost it at the finger guns.

[aabear9]

i have to b up in 2 hrs

[mibs56]

not pissed just really really really mad

[howhow54321]

0:00 to skip ads

[RapVirtuoso]

@TheBenjaminBoyz No. But if your separate the m to make an r and an n... lol

[thepersian001]

I WILL MAKE IT MY LIFE'S WORK TO DESTROY GARNIERS FRUTISE SHAMPOO

[prestellad]

@TheBenjaminBoyz Well yeah, because I've never heard of anything called pom that's not a fruit juice, why would you go watch fruit juice?

[leehocking514]

@TheBenjaminBoyz Whats a pom?

[shoesub]

@TheBenjaminBoyz actually no, i read it as pom

[LolifiedByMe]

@TheBenjaminBoyz Nah that trick is only a million years old.

[soso104]

@TheBenjaminBoyz what's pom?

[TheOfficialG0d]

@soso104 sooo u didnt get it?

[hunterhaley192837465]

@soso104 its a joke supposed to read it as porn but its pom

[TeamPlasmaKingN]

@TheBenjaminBoyz ... Yeah.

[mikel461]

hey bes friends,,,,,just ready what i wrote lol

[wavsunlimited]

You ditched the FUCK out of me!

(I would never ditch you Amir <3)

[byronsrock4]

In the episode with the board game Amir couldnt spell at all!

[barneybros]

"this is forever night" describes what happens to my night when i start watching jake and amir

[iMeezyHD]

1:40 hot bitch top left

[roflcoptergoeslulz]

@iMeezyHD DEM FATTIES.

[hurley56476]

@iMeezyHD chick on the right for american apparel has a bit of toe comin through... just sayin

[1337lolguyman]

@iMeezyHD I think that same one appears around 2:32, but she changed to the top right.

[laxmania3]

@iMeezyHD

i hate you

[iMeezyHD]

@laxmania3 <3

[Stinoism]

@iMeezyHD HEY THATS MY WIFE YOURE TALKING ABOUT BITCH SHOW SOME DESENSY

[zoobadoobaxd]

@habs4life9 shut the FUCK up these are awesome

[SweetenThekitty96]

I slobbered all over my burrito. I couldn't eat it I was laughing too hard.

[blkopsrulz]

i just sharted

[habs4life9]

this isn't fucking funny, some guy showed me a bunch of these telling me it was HILARIOUS and the ONE video i laughed at was the treats one where he's sleeping on the toilet. ONE FUNNY THING in like over a hundred vids, well fucking done you asswipe comedic failures.

[thegoldenarmy0495]

@habs4life9 why dont u make a funnier video then and get millions of views you asswipe comedic failure... fucking hypocrit

[habs4life9]

@thegoldenarmy0495 why is the standard response "you're not allowed to point out that something sucks because you couldn't do better." that is not irrelevant and not even a counter-argument. that's what stupid people say.

[habs4life9]

@habs4life9 typo: that IS irrelevant.

[3432409]

@habs4life9 Ok, at first when I saw you disliked Jake and Amir, I thought that was strange, but didn't rage like the rest. But, I've seen you're negativity on several videos, so you must watch them. Stop trolling and get a life.

[H4WK09]

@habs4life9 shut the fuck up your account name is habs4life

[habs4life9]

@H4WK09 my account name is a reason for me to shut up? where do you get your sense of logic you tard?

[grilorash]

@habs4life9 ur account name is habs4life9 so he was wrong in 2 ways

[DarkStringCape]

@habs4life9 So it's not to your tastes, if we had to agree to the negative opinion of everyone alive we probably wouldn't have anything we all consider funny.

So whether they're comedic failures or not really isn't for you, a single person, to decide.

[soulstealer450]

@habs4life9 Im aware you're allowed an opinion. But it just gets cheapened by the fact you feel the need to be completely critically criticizing them, not a single way for them to improve. You obviously enjoy the fact that you can cause tons of fans to rage, or else you wouldn't have bothered to add that some people who have a large amount of followers are "asswipe comedic failures". And it confuses me you watched so much of something you hate. In denial fan.

[DaliDahmerly]

@habs4life9 Any attention's better than none, huh?

[3brosh]

k im out 355 bones, not pissed just really really really mad

[IvanPavlov]

muy expensivo? That isn't even a word!! (in any language)

[MRcombatarmsFTW]

omg, amir has my old ass phone

[BassmanCDL]

F@*k the past..lets go out strong tonight ;)

[antonioplumlerez]

Text me to stop me, playa!!!

[mizebs2010]

1:25 cute lolz

[1archercreature]

Lke if you raised your hand

[BozGoalie]

i wish the last t bomb amir sent just now worked on girls... :)

[magicdude44]

sorry for the lie sauce

[XxPaTdxXVandV]

where you is at?

[MrDirrtyg]

thumbs up for the kill

[linkpower333]

I raised my hand that movie is good!

[xXxHoney01xXx]

all i could think was "did you get my text? well, you didn't text me back!"

[cheesefool99]

hello my name is cheesefool99 im 16 years old and im addicted to jake and amir videos

[birdhousefactory]

@rockmann116

I technically it was ten cuz u skipped 3 an 8

[rockmann116]

10 facts about you:

1. You are reading this comment

2.You are realizing that is a stupid fact

4.you didn't notice I skipped three.5 You're checking now

6. You're smiling

7.You are still reading my comment

9 You didn't realize I skipped eight

10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again.

11. You are enjoying this 12. You didnt realize there are only supposed to be ten facts. post this to a video and tomorrow will be the best day ever.

[theElectr0ne]

@rockmann116 1 fact about you

1: You're a retard that acctualy belives in things like posting comments and something happening in real life a day later.

[rockmann116]

@theElectr0ne oh sheesh yall,twas a dream

[OMGIGILY]

press 9 then 3

[yrasianinvasiontv]

@OMGIGILY haha.



[Galen223adept]

Orange is sooooo Jake's color ;)

[southparkfanatic101]

@Galen223adept Actually A red.

[TheSinfulEnd]

amir is a secret staler minus the secret