Die Fly Die!

[twiztidecko]

what the hell is this crap?!

[pasquarielloanthony]

i feel your pain. there is one flying around my room that won't land where i can kill it. if you want to impress friends, clap above the fly to kill it. it works every time. it's not where the fly is, but where the fly will be.

[quest8899]

I punched a fly in the face once

[gta4loser]

GONE MENTAL MURDERING HELPLESS FLYS

[ananiasacts]

Why not engineer a better way to deal with them? Something that attracted and trapped them. Perhaps you could even punish them by making them watch this video while they're waiting to die.

[littlemonster333]

oooh ouch... I have actually tried making traps (honey in a jar etc) but they never work. But a flies brain is probably small enough to appreciate this video, I don't claim it's a masterpiece!

[TeffueTRIBE]

ouuhh shit! i had a great laugh on this one xDDD FUCKING PENIS xDDD

dman nic youre great!<3

[Aaronator19842009]

Flies are so fucking annoying. LOL.

[DarkRaptor17]

XD DIE DIE DIE!!!

[BritneysBitch91]

Haha so funni =D Love It =D, Ive Just Watched A Few Of Your Other Video's Too, There Great =D lol x x

[memba1011]

lol Flies are annoying

[emo4ever24]

lmao that was awesome . that happens to me all the time then the fky goes on the damn ceiling and i cant kill it lol

[TeenageStateOfMind]

Haha, you made me laugh at 0:40 with "You penis!"

I hate flies too, yet they seem to enter my house in the summer in their hundreds! Grrr!

[Gateau]

This is boring. I thought it was Beavis and Butthead, by the title of it.

[littlemonster333]

why thank you for sharing your feelings, I had no idea this was in any way like Beavis and Butthead. Oh and I am loving your videos... oh wait you don't have any!

Thanks for dropping by though.

[Gateau]

Yeah, I don't have any videos because chances are it has already been posted - and pointless rants only waste space on Youtube, no offense ( I'm talking more about Chris Crocker ) But it is like Beavis and Butthead because it's linked to all their videos because there is an Episode named "Die, Fly, Die!" There is one other video of it but someone screwed it up by posting it upside down and changing parts of it- so it's retarded - I just thought this was the correct version

[praise2life]

am gonna report you to animal control ..this is ...lol!

[crazylazy33]

lol

[ExtraChapstick]

Lol, "Want some more?"

[tiffdjones]

me too!

[Tamsinger]

ha ha ha ha :O))))) this is nice!

[Eldrave20]

LMAO. Homicidal fly mania. Muhaha-ha HA! Heh-heh-heh!

It might be hard to do for a video, but you could try to spice it up a bit and spritz them with a little bit of hair spray. Watch them fall out of the sky, and WHACK! Have to be fast though, because once they land, they can start flying again after the spray dries.

If you're really good, you can catch them, pull the wings off and turn them into "walks". REALLY easy to smack them dead then.

Excellent video. Hilarious.

[littlemonster333]

yes I imagine you wouldn't!! But don't worry, I don't kill humans...only flies! X

[bonezjc]

Damn you! you have a mac.

*subs*

[littlemonster333]

hehe, I do indeed!! And it's my baby! it's so shiny and gorgeous. You jealous? lol. X

[bonezjc]

yes. very.

[andufus]

Haha, too funny Nicole! I still laugh like the fourth time at the random bits like "FUCKING PENIS" and "DIIEEE"

[ThreeDaysGraceBoy55]

lol...that's sick

[ThreeDaysGraceBoy55]

ugh...fucking growse

[BurnTheReciept]

those darn FLIES!!

[littlemonster333]

mmmhmmm!! Thanks Marc Anthony!! love you! X

[xemipx]

HAHAHAHAHAHA! loving it!

x Emi Px

p.s HAHAHAHAHA!

[littlemonster333]

yep... I have no idea why that came out either? X

[enolianslave]

too funny Nicole! I know, they're so gross and squirty. but get yourself a flyswat seriously.

[littlemonster333]

I broke all my fly swats!! I attack them with too much feriocity!! hate them... X

[WhiteDragon1234567]

ROFLMFAO!!! YOUR TOO FUNNY!!! XD

[Irraquillar]

o.O

[littlemonster333]

ummm, thanks?? what exactly does that mean? X

[angelsbettylou]

Haha, i started laughing with the intro music. I was like oh no. LOL I was laughing the entire time you were swatting around, showing the fly was a nice effect (ew) anyway, take it easy girly and buy yourself a fan in the mean time. lol!

[sidian3]

I love the pictures on your wall, very groovy. I totally dig them.

[mighe79]

Nicole you are wearing me out...you are so fucking funny!!! Hey lets book the lady boys this year I want to go with you and Ollie....ohh I could bring Callum...hmmmm xo

[littlemonster333]

yay, lady boy!!! We can't set Olly up anymore! it never works out!! X

[P3ACH3S22]

2 funny

[littlemonster333]

Thank you!! X

[emmers77]

HAHAHHA you are not going to believe this...but i have a video i made on my channel and it shows my love for flies...or not. wah wahhhhh hahhhhaha let's just say my method of choice is a string.

i'm so putting my video as a response to your video now :P

[littlemonster333]

love it!! And love you!!! Where's that audition video honey!?!? X

[littlemonster333]

ooooooh, I like that!! Nicely done there, I see what you did! X

[Maddoxhardcore]

as I watched this...I slapped a moth....

[littlemonster333]

YES!! Those little f*ckers are annoying as well!! damn moths/daddy long legs/mosquito's/flies!!

They all die... They all die right now! X

[imbored4ever]

ehh my method to kill flies are

1. get a water bottle with a poked hole or many holes

2. get a fly swattter

3. approach the fly then squeeze water bottle and try to wet its wings and or drown it

4. when the fly goes down or gets stuck somewhere smack it about 9 times with a swatter

5. VICTORY!!! i cannot stand flies.. -.- my mom used to say give them a life but they are leeechers leeechers i tell you they fly arround ur house bothering u with its bzz and eat ur food and it never leaves..

[littlemonster333]

I will be using that!! I'm gonna set up like 25 traps around my house! Thanks for the advice. X

[AnxietyBlog]

lmao. At the preschool I work at the parents leave the door open when dropping off their kids and the flies come in like crazy. I have gotten damn good at the "twisted-up-dish-towel-whip-th­em-in-mid-air" method. I feel so proud when I see them lifeless on the floor! lol. I swear Im usually a pacifist but not with flies. Besides the kids love it when I get them. lol.

[littlemonster333]

Damn parents!! oh hell yeah, I watched a daddy-long-legs dying for a good minute and a half today! and it felt amazing!! lol...

I used to hate killing insects, but now I am just an evil bitch! lol. X

[littlemonster333]

Love you too darling! Thank you... X

[littlemonster333]

haha, fly (hopefully) wont be back! Although I've just killed another 10 today!! grrrrr.... X

[blathebla06]

Eww, I hate flies =___= I also have that window problem. Ahahaa, this video was so funny xD I'ma go watch some of your other vids :3

[littlemonster333]

I hope you enjoyed the rest of my videos! X

[bloodlyholiday]

I couldn't stop laughing. This is totally awesome!!! 5/5 stars =P

[littlemonster333]

Thanks darling! I love 5 stars... they're all gold and shiny, well not really! but yay! X

[Stratusfied88]

Hate crime! :D

5 stars honey!

[proud1p4]

poor little critters. i trap them in a glass then put them back outside.

then again we have screens attached to all our windows during the summer. so not many get in.

i wince everytime mom swats one.

[thatbabae]

bahahaha @ 0:41 did you just call that fly a "penis"? haha funny woman

[littlemonster333]

yep, penis... I don't quite know why... it just came out! X

[FizzyCO2]

I think I hate mosquitos MORE!! Hahaha!!! They actually bite!!

:P It's winter here, I'm jealous of your heat.

[littlemonster333]

I'm jealous of your cold!! hehe... X

[Grimace]

Genocide against the flies....Oh the cruelty

[littlemonster333]

they deserve it!! They are the most disgusting creatures known to man! I would prefer cockroaches... X

[pbvalla]

Wow. So, basically, someone needs to get you a GIGANTIC fly-swatter for your birthday/Christmas.

[littlemonster333]

For my birthday I would like someone to come up with a giant fly buzzer machine that kills all of them!! lol, can you get me one of those? X

[xcutiepatootiex]

use towels instead of newspaper :) they die right away

[evilteacups]

yes but then you have to deal with having dead fly on your skin :)

[xcutiepatootiex]

no you dont.

you use a dirty towel that has already been used and after you kill the fly, you put the towel in the laundry bin.

[littlemonster333]

umm, that still sounds kind gross, hehe.. I think I"ll just stick to newspapers, magazines, books and my hands!! but thanks for the advice :)

[frequentgeek]

This video made me laugh really, really hard, i was nearly crying, i completely sympathise, so please, on the behalf of Scotland (or Dundee), swat all the evil flies! especially the buzzing ones. :P

[littlemonster333]

yes, kill them all!!!! every last one of them! X

[TastingAshes]

bwahahahahah I hates me some flies

[Rudenewt]

Bravo!  Well done. Leave no fly unswatted.

[littlemonster333]

I was starting to wonder where you were!! how you doing? X

[Rudenewt]

Well I had a little thing creep up that began eating all my time. Yes, I started working again. When times are bad my job does pretty darn good. Very unfortunate really.

[littlemonster333]

haha, yeah I should've put that liney effect on the screen! and added a couple of horror screams! hey, you saying I'm scary looking Jen? X

[dancingintherain237]

ps: where did u get the music for the beginning?

[littlemonster333]

Imovie effects!! lovely royalty free, so I don't get in trouble! X

[dancingintherain237]

at about 1:08 I was laffing like crazy. LOL I HATE flies as well. Since summer began I have killed at least 20. but my dad has killed even more. they are so annoying. they just come buzzing in, uninvited,...the nerve!!!

[RileyRandom]

Ugh, I hate flies. LOL when you were all "Fucking Penis" and everything.

[littlemonster333]

yeah I have no idea why I said "fucking penis", really I watched it back and was like 'whaaaat?" Thanks for watching! X

[xXRazorbladeSmilesXx]

My dad used to pay my brother and me twenty-five cents for every fly we killed with our hands and one cent for every fly we killed with a fly swatter. Unfair.

[littlemonster333]

What a great deal!! I would be rich by now if someone was paying me to kill flies! X

[MikeTFP]

Eh, you're fuckable.

[twizzlersandcameras]

haha

want some more

ahhhhhh

[littlemonster333]

yeah that fly was like invincible!! gosh darn!

XXX

[Prowlgrin]

flys suck

[littlemonster333]

yes...

[josebrightside]

flys suck! i don't get too many in my apt. BUT FUNNY THING, my hair is totally wet right now and i still have to blow dry and flat iron too. i love the art on your walls!

[littlemonster333]

Ikea baby!! Ikea all the way! Yeah I still have to straighten my hair today! X

[CherryBullet4]

ROTFL, omfg, you are going kinda psyco right there, I mean I hate flys too but damn, are you sure you don't need therapy,lol, jkjkjk.

[littlemonster333]

I do need therapy... it's no joking matter honey!! haha, jk... or am I??

[robyoung1]

AHAHAHAHAH!! this was fucking FUNNY.

"you want some!!" lol!

You should be in the new channel... 5awesomerandoms...

[littlemonster333]

Rob are you kidding? Have you read my channel description about 'random' people? unless I joined in a purely ironic way!! lol... Glad you found it funny!! X

[robyoung1]

OMG Im totally serious... look on my channel there is a thingy asking for random people... your funny random... not weird random = good.

:O)

Rob x

[littlemonster333]

done and done! love ya! X

[Dudemiseter]

Yea! get'em nicole, we should totally start a fly killing revolution.

[littlemonster333]

Hell yeah!! I'm in... bring some spray, and I'll bring my newspaper!! X

[Maryangel24]

hahahahahaha. it sounded like you were going to crash the whole furniture and decoration of your room just to kill it, hahaha.

loved it <3 and nice wet hair look. really :D

i usually just clap my hands and kill them that way. or i try to smash them on the wall. by now my wall looks like i painted 100 of little black spots on it. :/

<33

[littlemonster333]

I have wrecked many a room trying to kill flies and insects. Anything that either crawls or buzzes I make it my life's work to crush!! X

[bohosolo]

lmfao

i <3 you

that was really funny

[littlemonster333]

aww, thanks sweetie! damn you're quick! I love you too (if that's what that little emoticon meant?) Glad you liked it, I live only to please you! lol... it's true... X

[DavidCasserly]

I hate flies too. I usually just leave the window open and hope they'll fly out

[littlemonster333]

ah, but then you run the risk of more flies coming in!!! God damn they're annoying! You got first comment David! yay!! haha... X