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  • Im watching this on a Thursday...

  • omg i got the jokes right :o i am lamee

  • I love how happy Ellen looks :D

  • I LOVE HIS DAMN ACCENT

  • Uhh. She just made fun of that persons name. Rude! And please don't reply to this with comments saying she didn't mean it or whatever.

  • Haha these jokes are sooo funny......NOT! I pause b4 she sed the last one and guessed with a 4 carrot ring!!! Only 10 carrots off!!!!

  • stop watching ellen show need to do homework help!!

  • ellen actually said andres in greek in the last attempt to get the name right

  • i love watching Ellen on youtube.. There're no commercial breaks. Haha

  • Ugghh Ellen stop it I have homework to do (:

  • luttbeg.

  • what did the fish say when it hit a wall

    ...."DAMN"

  • only ellen can make the lamest jokes sound hilarious! XD love her!

  • This was funny -____-

  • SOOOOOO funny!

  • why was the strawberry in trouble?

    "i don't know, why?"

    because he was in a jam!

    his laugh made my night!

  • Luttbeg. now that name stuck in my head. 

  • I Love Tony's Voice!!

  • Very nice jokes

  • Luttbeg! lmbo

  • i love tonys laugh

  • Tony has the best laugh ever!!!! but those jokes... so bad!!! ;)

  • i love tony. hahahah!

  • tonys laugh is funnier than the jokes ;)

    THIMBS UP IF YOU LOVE HIS LAUGH!!!!! <33333

  • @zargbdarzoster23 You spelt thumbs wrong. ;'D

  • tony has the best job ever.

  • I dont understand why he said Argentina, AND IM FROM ARGENTINA.

  • love his laugh

  • Please Post this past Mondays Jokes that you told on the air. I missed it!

    Gotta LOVE Ellen!

  • i want tony

  • its uploaded on my birthday!!! :))

  • lol thumbs up if you werent laughing at the jokes, you were laughing at tony's laugh LOL.

  • they can't be bad, because they're already kinda bad. lol!

  • I laughed harder at Tonys Laugh and Ellen trying to pronounce the people names , rather then the jokes !

  • I HAVE A JOKE: WHY DID THE PIRATE WEAR CAMOFLAGE UNDERWEAR? TO HID IT'S BOTTY!

  • his laugh is funnier than the jokes, haha !

  • Eh.

  • I just LOVE Tony's laugh!

  • its like watching annoying orange live

  • i dont really get the luttbeg?

  • Am I the only one to get this feeling.. or is Ellen developing a bit of an Australian drawl on some words? Like here it's evident in the 'with you' part of.. "I thought I'd share a few with you." at 0:32.

  • Tony and his fake laughs. Those jokes aren't even funny.

  • I love Tony's laugh. Enough the jokes are completely corny.. his laugh makes it funny.

  • I want Tony to be my friend. He cracks up at everything!

  • I never knew tony was brittish... :P

  • I love her socks :P

  • sometimes i wonder if she picks peoples submissions based on their names lol

  • does he get paid extra to laugh at bad jokes or is that already in payroll?

  • it's usually funny when ellen says it

  • I'm a rabbit pirate and I'm offended.

  • luttbeg...hahahaha!

  • I am argentinian but I'm not a pirate XD hehe LOVE YOU ELLEN!!

  • i have my exams on.....and i'm watching ellen!!!

  • tony has the best laugh!

  • so cheesy, i gain weight. ;P

  • LOL . this is me who sent the joke. lol ! Im Andres:) Yall need prooof. see my videos.

    THANKS ELLEN SO MUCH FOR POSTING MY JOKE!

  • @dakidzlol1 did it feel good to hear your name said in 5 different ways by Ellen? :p Congrats!

  • @guesswho2390 It felt amazing.!

  • @dakidzlol1 hahaha just stop

  • @Goodmusic2k112 stop what;D?

  • @dakidzlol1 LOOL at least ur not miriam lUTTbEG

  • @dakidzlol1 jajaja de donde sos

  • i love tony :)

  • omg! Aandres!!! :D lool. He was bragging about it in school today. LOLOL.

  • @JennyxRock told you!

  • Tonys laugh is priceless!

  • ahaha!! i am eating strawberry jam and she made the strawberry jam joke :P

  • the rabbit one is great

  • Love tony's laugh! HAHAHA.

  • tony's british? :P

  • @SophiieeBabyy1 yes:)

  • @SophiieeBabyy1: Nigerian British

  • Could anyone explain the 14 carrot-ring joke? :D

  • @AllesBabane rabbits eat carrots. ;) 14-carrot-ring ;) get it. 14 carat ring..

  • you have a message on facebook. :p

  • Thumbs up for ARRRGENTINA

  • <3

  • Luttbeg

    ...?

    Luttbeg

    Luttbeg!

  • The way she said the strawberry joke had me on the floor laughing :D

  • i luv eleens classic joke mondays. 2days jokes were stupid but funny

  • Luttbeg XD!

  • thats so cheeseyyy

  • Tony and his laugh, always making its way into top comment.

  • Ellen. Aren't you going to read that message? Might be important :)

  • This may be a bit too wrong.... There was a lady with a dog with no legs and she called it Cigarette. Because everyday she took it out for a couple of drags.

  • i like how ellen's socks match her tie :D

  • What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an Ant?

    Dead Ant...Dead Ant, Dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead aaaaaannnnnt!

  • Ellen should be on Dancing With The Stars..

  • ELLEN IS THE CUTEST!

  • haha, i love lame jokes

  • Tony loves dem pirate jokes, matey.

  • What kind of bees make milk? BooBies

  • @MRsirprysin ROFL !!! :D :D

  • @MRsirprysin This one makes me giggle

    

  • tony's laugh always makes me happy

  • Why did they paint the school bus yellow? Cuz they ran out of purple!!!

  • @msfrecklyface52 thats not funny

  • I like that Tony thinks the jokes are so funny! He is adorable.

  • Hey Guevara is my last name too...It was really cool to hear it from Ellen!!..So Happy!! Thanks Ellen!!

  • I dont get the last one :(

  • @bloomcassie Its a play on words with karat (used when talking about gold ie: 14-karat gold, 24-karat gold, basically how pure the gold is). So the rabbit got his girlfriend a 14 "carrot" (as in the veggie) ring rather than 14-karat gold ring...

  • @Air557 Thanks!

  • the jokes weren't funny but tony's laugh had me cracking up!

  • Luttbeg LOL

  • they actually weren't that bad! haha

  • Tony's laugh is 100% contagious!

  • i LOVE tonys laugh lmao

  • When tony laughs, i automatically laugh too :D Even if i'm alone in my living room lol

  • lmao love the classic jokes and tony!

  • the way you said "guevara" is a bad word in here :P

  • ARRRRGENTINA!! :)

  • I love Tonys laugh

  • I found miriam luttbeg on facebook haha ! now her name is miriam bakcht luttbeg!

  • LOL......like the rabbit one :)

  • The jokes are so silly, but that's what makes them so damn funny! LOL

  • why shouldn't the Pokemon hide under your bed?

  • @melru233 Because they might "peek-at-chu"? :P

  • I love Tony's laugh! :)

  • I actually was going to write a comment about Tony, but then I saw the rest of the comments, now I'm going to like all the reactions about Tony.

  • *facepalm*

  • what do you call a dog with three legs....it dont matter what you call him cuz he aint comin! hahah :)

  • i said arrrrrbys

  • lmaoooo

  • I should be studying you know haha

  • These Ellen videos are keeping me from my homework

  • @LavenderSiren omg sooo true im supposed to be doing my social studies essay :P lol

  • I bet at least 50% of the audience is laughing at Tony's laugh ... I know I would :D

  • oh tony :D how are you single?

  • Did anyone notice that the enthusiastic applause juts suddenly stopped? 0:59-1:03

  • @royllier91

    Yeah @TheEllenShow, is there a full version of this video, or what?

  • She has the best job ever, and Tony's lucky to work with her. And, Tony's laugh is amazing.

  • Thumbs up for Ellen posting longer clips.

  • I love how excited Ellen gets about Classic Joke Monday. :)

  • Tony's laugh is funnier than the jokes!! lol

  • 16th

  • sixth

  • LOL tony was laughing so hard! :D

  • 4682468768743254987654th HA! beat you all!

  • ok first commenters....here's 50 cents extra for commenting and another for watching this video...........

  • Classic Joke Monday! cool!

  • FIRST.. wait who gives a fuck who's first?

  • what's so special about who's first or third?! btw Ellen i love u, you're so cool, awesome, kind! you're just Ellen the Generous

  • Idiots.

  • 5th :)

  • 5th

    

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