Classic Joke Monday from Facebook!

[RachMcTube]

Im watching this on a Thursday...

[UniqueMs7]

omg i got the jokes right :o i am lamee

[TheBeatlesAmazing998]

I love how happy Ellen looks :D

[azargal2]

I LOVE HIS DAMN ACCENT

[Watermelon29able]

Uhh. She just made fun of that persons name. Rude! And please don't reply to this with comments saying she didn't mean it or whatever.

[mariemiley100]

Haha these jokes are sooo funny......NOT! I pause b4 she sed the last one and guessed with a 4 carrot ring!!! Only 10 carrots off!!!!

[lozlovesbieber0312]

stop watching ellen show need to do homework help!!

[di0bo0ev0se]

ellen actually said andres in greek in the last attempt to get the name right

[dyan0826]

i love watching Ellen on youtube.. There're no commercial breaks. Haha

[AnnaBanana5394]

Ugghh Ellen stop it I have homework to do (:

[18mrswilliams]

luttbeg.

[wolby2010]

what did the fish say when it hit a wall

...."DAMN"

[keleic]

only ellen can make the lamest jokes sound hilarious! XD love her!

[mansandhu14]

This was funny -____-

[MsAepfelchen]

SOOOOOO funny!

[gotigersgo27]

why was the strawberry in trouble?

"i don't know, why?"

because he was in a jam!

his laugh made my night!

[nwyk153]

Luttbeg. now that name stuck in my head. 

[LinkAndZeldaBelong]

I Love Tony's Voice!!

[nellie2581]

Very nice jokes

[musicinme205]

Luttbeg! lmbo

[JessiexG]

i love tonys laugh

[TheNaeRayshow13]

Tony has the best laugh ever!!!! but those jokes... so bad!!! ;)

[chloe98246]

i love tony. hahahah!

[zargbdarzoster23]

tonys laugh is funnier than the jokes ;)

THIMBS UP IF YOU LOVE HIS LAUGH!!!!! <33333

[Elfffy]

@zargbdarzoster23 You spelt thumbs wrong. ;'D

[slhc15]

tony has the best job ever.

[MicaelaGentilezza15]

I dont understand why he said Argentina, AND IM FROM ARGENTINA.

[Tamikyo151]

love his laugh

[SueBurg22]

Please Post this past Mondays Jokes that you told on the air. I missed it!

Gotta LOVE Ellen!

[littlebunnyfufu22]

i want tony

[MsJana07]

its uploaded on my birthday!!! :))

[davCarinah11]

lol thumbs up if you werent laughing at the jokes, you were laughing at tony's laugh LOL.

[colbiefan99]

they can't be bad, because they're already kinda bad. lol!

[kaatie96]

I laughed harder at Tonys Laugh and Ellen trying to pronounce the people names , rather then the jokes !

[lovesingingismylife]

I HAVE A JOKE: WHY DID THE PIRATE WEAR CAMOFLAGE UNDERWEAR? TO HID IT'S BOTTY!

[cuteangel1493]

his laugh is funnier than the jokes, haha !

[cristallee02]

Eh.

[GooGooChiRunaway]

I just LOVE Tony's laugh!

[TeodorafulGirl]

its like watching annoying orange live

[mariamD1234]

i dont really get the luttbeg?

[BHM198]

Am I the only one to get this feeling.. or is Ellen developing a bit of an Australian drawl on some words? Like here it's evident in the 'with you' part of.. "I thought I'd share a few with you." at 0:32.

[RoyalCaoCao]

Tony and his fake laughs. Those jokes aren't even funny.

[nickjsoffdachain14]

I love Tony's laugh. Enough the jokes are completely corny.. his laugh makes it funny.

[star2rach]

I want Tony to be my friend. He cracks up at everything!

[tarlsbaby]

I never knew tony was brittish... :P

[tarlsbaby]

I love her socks :P

[firewolf101]

sometimes i wonder if she picks peoples submissions based on their names lol

[JAMxSkalla16]

does he get paid extra to laugh at bad jokes or is that already in payroll?

[dontstopbielibing]

it's usually funny when ellen says it

[TheAnnoyingThing1915]

I'm a rabbit pirate and I'm offended.

[ThRpNg57]

luttbeg...hahahaha!

[marmotafeliz54]

I am argentinian but I'm not a pirate XD hehe LOVE YOU ELLEN!!

[whatever9347]

i have my exams on.....and i'm watching ellen!!!

[superkaitea]

tony has the best laugh!

[marieoxo]

so cheesy, i gain weight. ;P

[dakidzlol1]

LOL . this is me who sent the joke. lol ! Im Andres:) Yall need prooof. see my videos.

THANKS ELLEN SO MUCH FOR POSTING MY JOKE!

[guesswho2390]

@dakidzlol1 did it feel good to hear your name said in 5 different ways by Ellen? :p Congrats!

[dakidzlol1]

@guesswho2390 It felt amazing.!

[Goodmusic2k112]

@dakidzlol1 hahaha just stop

[dakidzlol1]

@Goodmusic2k112 stop what;D?

[SuperFabulicious]

@dakidzlol1 LOOL at least ur not miriam lUTTbEG

[agusteaguste]

@dakidzlol1 jajaja de donde sos

[247abrowne]

i love tony :)

[JennyxRock]

omg! Aandres!!! :D lool. He was bragging about it in school today. LOLOL.

[dakidzlol1]

@JennyxRock told you!

[idaaaaw]

Tonys laugh is priceless!

[britrotor]

ahaha!! i am eating strawberry jam and she made the strawberry jam joke :P

[pegasus1254]

the rabbit one is great

[rikkedude]

Love tony's laugh! HAHAHA.

[SophiieeBabyy1]

tony's british? :P

[BigBlackButton]

@SophiieeBabyy1 yes:)

[ThesakuracardCCS]

@SophiieeBabyy1: Nigerian British

[AllesBabane]

Could anyone explain the 14 carrot-ring joke? :D

[koek1122]

@AllesBabane rabbits eat carrots. ;) 14-carrot-ring ;) get it. 14 carat ring..

[skoolgirlz100]

you have a message on facebook. :p

[minesdecarli]

Thumbs up for ARRRGENTINA

[LadyMyara]

<3

[DatGuyRawkz]

Luttbeg

...?

Luttbeg

Luttbeg!

[LilyG95]

The way she said the strawberry joke had me on the floor laughing :D

[timtam723]

i luv eleens classic joke mondays. 2days jokes were stupid but funny

[naio0o0of]

Luttbeg XD!

[R3eem]

thats so cheeseyyy

[ts80111]

Tony and his laugh, always making its way into top comment.

[bryanlee211]

Ellen. Aren't you going to read that message? Might be important :)

[keatingjoanl]

This may be a bit too wrong.... There was a lady with a dog with no legs and she called it Cigarette. Because everyday she took it out for a couple of drags.

[B3autifu1Aura]

i like how ellen's socks match her tie :D

[eeyorefan121]

What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an Ant?

Dead Ant...Dead Ant, Dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead aaaaaannnnnt!

[KarenLovesGaGa]

Ellen should be on Dancing With The Stars..

[rebeccam2]

ELLEN IS THE CUTEST!

[NawtyBrownPrincess]

haha, i love lame jokes

[iFilmmak3r]

Tony loves dem pirate jokes, matey.

[MRsirprysin]

What kind of bees make milk? BooBies

[rajaijaz007]

@MRsirprysin ROFL !!! :D :D

[keatingjoanl]

@MRsirprysin This one makes me giggle



[peypeyneekin]

tony's laugh always makes me happy

[msfrecklyface52]

Why did they paint the school bus yellow? Cuz they ran out of purple!!!

[peypeyneekin]

@msfrecklyface52 thats not funny

[EmbraceLife89]

I like that Tony thinks the jokes are so funny! He is adorable.

[bubbleskato]

Hey Guevara is my last name too...It was really cool to hear it from Ellen!!..So Happy!! Thanks Ellen!!

[bloomcassie]

I dont get the last one :(

[Air557]

@bloomcassie Its a play on words with karat (used when talking about gold ie: 14-karat gold, 24-karat gold, basically how pure the gold is). So the rabbit got his girlfriend a 14 "carrot" (as in the veggie) ring rather than 14-karat gold ring...

[bloomcassie]

@Air557 Thanks!

[foreverandalways078]

the jokes weren't funny but tony's laugh had me cracking up!

[MaggieLepe]

Luttbeg LOL

[welldonefromhereon]

they actually weren't that bad! haha

[hiromisky]

Tony's laugh is 100% contagious!

[kammy1000]

i LOVE tonys laugh lmao

[standbyme444]

When tony laughs, i automatically laugh too :D Even if i'm alone in my living room lol

[xsarahtran]

lmao love the classic jokes and tony!

[MAFERBENITES]

the way you said "guevara" is a bad word in here :P

[vickyhilson]

ARRRRGENTINA!! :)

[GunsmokeForever]

I love Tonys laugh

[tania87318]

I found miriam luttbeg on facebook haha ! now her name is miriam bakcht luttbeg!

[randomsocialgirl]

LOL......like the rabbit one :)

[TheAnnanas97]

The jokes are so silly, but that's what makes them so damn funny! LOL

[melru233]

why shouldn't the Pokemon hide under your bed?

[TheBranFlake85]

@melru233 Because they might "peek-at-chu"? :P

[TheDanaJShow]

I love Tony's laugh! :)

[Swekkle]

I actually was going to write a comment about Tony, but then I saw the rest of the comments, now I'm going to like all the reactions about Tony.

[sumdeepstuff]

*facepalm*

[Kayshmo]

what do you call a dog with three legs....it dont matter what you call him cuz he aint comin! hahah :)

[SuperBubbles103]

i said arrrrrbys

[sarawm90]

lmaoooo

[MaFecool1]

I should be studying you know haha

[LavenderSiren]

These Ellen videos are keeping me from my homework

[crunchypotatochips]

@LavenderSiren omg sooo true im supposed to be doing my social studies essay :P lol

[xojessi]

I bet at least 50% of the audience is laughing at Tony's laugh ... I know I would :D

[236nicola]

oh tony :D how are you single?

[royllier91]

Did anyone notice that the enthusiastic applause juts suddenly stopped? 0:59-1:03

[marktegrotenhuis]

@royllier91

Yeah @TheEllenShow, is there a full version of this video, or what?

[hollylikesyourface12]

She has the best job ever, and Tony's lucky to work with her. And, Tony's laugh is amazing.

[10speedchris]

Thumbs up for Ellen posting longer clips.

[Hwkngrl412]

I love how excited Ellen gets about Classic Joke Monday. :)

[Forever1DBelieber]

Tony's laugh is funnier than the jokes!! lol

[TheRoodDude]

16th

[rightunderyourbed]

sixth

[2000timtan]

LOL tony was laughing so hard! :D

[Leennaa123]

4682468768743254987654th HA! beat you all!

[andreayjee97]

ok first commenters....here's 50 cents extra for commenting and another for watching this video...........

[a27garbo]

Classic Joke Monday! cool!

[TheJackWoodruffe]

FIRST.. wait who gives a fuck who's first?

[mirjamjanine]

what's so special about who's first or third?! btw Ellen i love u, you're so cool, awesome, kind! you're just Ellen the Generous

[RileysMayhem]

Idiots.

[sheluvstodance5]

5th :)

[jbieberxoxo01]

5th



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