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  • Haha.. Uhm, I'm not hating or anything, but... I didn't even crack a smile. ;(

  • I literally laughed out loud watching this..... :D Thanks for posting!

  • Oh damn, why do I stumble into this kind of videos this late at night? I can't laugh out loud because everyone's asleeeeeeeeeeep (yeah, fail) and it hurts.

    But this is sooo good. And I'm not even a hater.

    I'll watch it again.

  • EPIC VIDEO!!CANT STOP LAUGHING..Lmao just ty for this=)))

  • I laughed so hard my abdomen started aching and I cried a little.

    You are awesome!

  • this video has made my day! :D

  • That was amazing. Alexa showed me this

  • hehehe, awesome :D

  • Fantastic! Made my day :) 5 stars for you my dear lady

  • I love you lol! this is awesome

  • best powerthirst spoof eva!!!

  • xD that's probably the best anti-twilight thing i've ever seen

    so funny (Y)

  • OMG KUDOS I LOVE POWERTHIRST!!! This is pretty much the most awesome thing ever.

  • OMG I pissed my pants in the first 40 seconds! power spawning babies!

  • please do a power Jedward !

    that would be amazing :)

  • lmao wow awesome! btw, that fangirl that pops up during the "OH!!!" moments, she scares the shit out of me lol.

  • OMG that's a girl? LOL!

  • lmao yeah, she has a really fucked up reaction to the first twilight trailer video, it will scare the bejesus out of you lol.

  • Thank you so much for that. That was amazing.

  • i'm bored.

  • Bwahaha! Just spewed water all over my keyboard.

  • 0:50 I swear something died inside me

  • JUMP ON HIM WITH YOUR CHAGRIN LEGS

     Funniest shit of ever.

  • BEST TWILIGHT JOKES EVER!!!

  • Incredible. That was absolutely incredible. Thank you :)

  • EDWARDDDDD!!!

    **jizzed in my pants**

    LMAOOO

  • That was the best video ever created in the history of life. 1 million/5 stars (ok just 5) and a fave for that one.

  • Dear sir, you are a genius.

  • LOL LOL Buhahahaha!! XD

  • PEED MYSELF

  • OMG! Thaking 150 pounds off Stephanie Meyer... SO TRUE!

  • Win.

  • I havn't laughed so hard in AGES. 5/5!

  • I love you.....Marry me? =F

    Probs one of the few anti-twilight vids that made me lol out loud (laugh out loud OUT LOUD! OMGNOWEI!) 5/5 n Faved! :P

  • You know how many ranks of awesome you are? This was freaking hilarious! +faves+

  • Lmao! That was...AWESOME!

  • ROFLMAO !

    O.O! Aweeesome !

    true true true :)

    a excelent review..

    I never noticed how twilight look's like toilet! OMG - I feel like a brainless fangirl xD

    (L) this. Favouriting ;)

  • I very nearly peed my pants with the whole "jizzed in my pants" scene XD

  • lol

  • lawls so good.

    Out of curiosity, does anyone know who the little girl in the Renesmee picture is? I've been in the need for another playby for roleplaying.

    :]

  • What's that?

    You want plot?

    How about PLOT HOLES!!!

  • This video is the TRUTH

    Twilight SUCKS

  • lol!!

  • That was hilariuos but just a little innapropriate but LOL!!!

  • 0:54 ....tat was sum good stuffs xD

  • it's so mean but it's so funny

  • Thank you for making this.

    This is just so full of epic win.

  • Can't... stop laughing... Oh god. That was just filled with so much win.

  • lol....i can't stop laughing so awesome

  • Topaz eyes.......

    I think you are a genius, PretentiousNitwit. An evil genius. (and I mean that in a nice way. You amaze me :D)

  • Oh man I laughed throughout the whole thing XD

  • Indeed.

  • BASEBALL AAAAHH

    I love you btw

  • SPARKLES!!!

    REAL SPARKLES!!!

    "AHHH MY EYES!"

    *eyes foaming out of sockets and I fall down twitching and sing "Thriller" in german.*

  • That was EPICAL.

  • hahaha :D i hate twilight btw !

  • Simply put. A WINNER IS YOU!

    You win 20 bright, shiny (but not sparkly) internets and a favourite on your fantastic video.

  • LOL it is awesome!!! thank u soooo much, i really needed to laugh...  you rock by the way :)

  • Twilight sucks btw

    =D

  • wtf edward jizzed in his PANTS

  • D: Why?

  • I love you...so much! Oh my god... I haven't laughed this much in a LONG while... OMG I love you.

  • YOU ARE MY HERO. xDDD

    THANK YOU SO MUCH.

  • Right back at 'cha, and I highly disagree. :D

    Twilight is what fail shits out after it's had too many bran muffins. Fiber Fail.

  • XD ah, that would be giving it too much credit. at least then it doesn't pretend not to be shit.

  • Could you give us some points to back that up? -blinks innocently-

  • XD that's fucking awesome

  • SPARKLE!!

    WHAA!!

    SPARKLE!!

    WHAA!!

  • LMAO!

  • BULLSHIT INDEED

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  • Twilight sucks so bad. I love it. It's like the joke that never ends.

  • I luv Twilight but that was HALARIOUS!!!!

  • OH. LAWD. YES.

    You make me infinitely happy.

  • I want creepy loch ness monster babies! :<

  • RAWR RAWR RAWR, I SPEAK DINO TOO O: *Gives powertwilight* REAL SPARKLES!

  • tooopaaaz eeeeyes xD

  • AMG! XD Wtf was with 1:18?! XDDD

    If you pause it, it's edward, emmett, hyde from that 70's show, and some other dude. XD

  • LOL!

    No, It's Edward, Emmett, Jasper and Carlise.

    But Jasper totally does look like Hyde, and Carlise kinda looks like Freddy from Nightmare on Elm's street, so I can totally see what happened.

  • Ahhh I see XD still funny as hell though XD

  • Lmao!

  • I HAVE BEEN DAZZLED *______*

  • LOCHNESS MONSTER BABIES!!!

  • Lol at Meyer's face!! You know she wrote this crap about herself!

  • TOPAZZ EYESSS.

  • SPARKLE. LOCHNESS BABIES.

    ~*KA*~

  • holy shit!! thts hilarious! my friends love tht book, bt im not a big fan of it, bt ths is hilrious! good work(:

  • :)))))

  • lolol

    btw the nuttymadam cameo made it for me. XP

  • xD

    I felt her picture was most appropriate.

  • This video = Epic

    You = MY FUCKING HERO!!!!

  • TOPAZ EYES!!!

  • Oh gawd, my side hurts! XD I love this!

  • ROFL!

    Make your babies read minds abnormally fast! XD

  • OH MY GOD

    LMFAO

  • Fucking epic.

  • fukken saved.

  • Ah! I love you.

    Totally favourited.

  • I don't know which was funnier, the video or the caption on the biology scene with Edward. Either way you had me in tears. I love you loooooong time. <3

    PS, you uploaded this on a really awesome day.

  • omgm how ever made this keep up the good work! i EXTREAMLY DISLIKE twilight and this is pretty humorous. check out my vids if you hate twilight.

  • even though I LOOOOVE twlight this was the best!! I laughed SOOOOO HARD!!!

  • I seriously couldent stop laughing! It was so fast, and so random! Was that your voice? That was really funny! Favorited, and 5/5.

  • Wow, you have NO idea how much my friends and I will pre-conversation will yell something like "REAL SPARKLES" or "READ MINDS ABNORMALLY FAST". WE LOVE YOU SO HARD!!!! X3

  • :DDDD

    This comment made me very happy, thank you. :D

  • Aww I'm glad. X3 I must apologise for my terrible grammar for I was sleep deprived, but yessums, this has made my day SO many times its rediculous. Now THIS is what I call contributing to your fellow life-form. :D People really underappretiate what a good laugh can do for ones life. :/

  • that is epic. xD

    my friends did that with the powerthirst one.

    usually we'd yell "KENYAAAA" at random people. the reactions were great. xDD;

  • dud!!!1!1!11!!one! i need gratuitous amounts off bull shit! lol

  • LMAO!!

    Gratuitous amount of Bullshit XD

    I cant stop f**king laughing ;P

    Nice one =D

  • That was genius there! :D

  • usually i hate powerthirst rip offs, but this was orignal, funny, and about twilight. how could i not like it?

  • LOLZ!

  • YOU, MY COMRADE, WIN OVER 9000 SHINY INTERNETS. xDDD

  • LOL

  • THIS MADE MY DAY! Your brilliant!

  • There aren't words in my brain to describe the awesomeness...except for the words I just said.

    "STALKING ROMANCE STALKING ROMANCE...CHAGRINED!"

  • erm...that was really me. People need to not abduct my computer and log me out of things.

  • Lol, okay. xD

    Thank you!

  • Here Here!

    This is hilarious

  • Holy mother of... I love you so much right now. SO MUCH. 100/100 x43895793487593485!

  • I love you too.

    Thank you for the subscription!

  • LMAO! that made me laugh so hard! fav!!!

  • TOPAZ EEEYYYYEEESSS!

  • Plot holes. They're made of sparkles.

  • Hm, that should be the series' tagline. :D

  • I lold.

  • Hahahahahahahahaha.

    That made me laugh a bit too hard.

  • lol finally someone did this one XD

  • BWAHAHA OMG I LOL'D

  • TOPAZ EYES! lol. I just jizzed in my pants...

  • LOL! This video just kicks ass.

  • That was so epic, my brain can't comprehend it.

    You win an internet. 5/5 + fave

  • Just more hotness than your brain has room for I guess.

    THANK YOU :D

  • I love you. >:

  • ~*PLOT HOLES*~

  • O...My....Gosh...

    I am SOOO adding this to my growing list of

    Twilight rants/ceremonial burnings and PARODIES of Twilight EFFING AWESOME!!!!!!

  • lol, this is funny XD

  • ...god im so happy someone made this...

    PLOT HOOOLLEESSSS

  • I'm happy that you're happy. :D

  • Awe-some

    this is going to favs

    I even commented

    Win.

  • This was absolutely brilliant. So brilliant, in fact, that I actually took the time to comment. :D

  • You are made of win.

  • i love you

  • Oh this is brilliant. I've watched this about 3 times already, awesome.

  • I AM CHAGRINED BY THIS VIDEO.

  • LMFAO

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