Axe Dark Temptation

[Lawnie08]

People chill out..its just a commercial..a funny one I might add

[chris20855]

This is easily the most horrifying ad I've ever seen.

[andipoetic]

I got a horrified look on my face when he first turned to chocolate and it stayed there until several seconds after the video was over.

[isetmfriendsofire]

It doesn't even smell like fucking chocolate. XD

[ThePerfectBlack100]

Why all the hate.What is up with the highest ranking comments on this page.Do not blame us because the white women love their men tall dark and handsome.Instead of short pale and chubby.

.@0:09 the first thing he does to the perfect black is knock the nose off.I thought whites were delusional about Egypt but they just envy Africans and refuse to accept reality.

[Hawkproject98]

When he put it on did anyone else thought they smelled it for a second?

[sErgEantaEgis12]

Well, it's not that Nightmare Inducing. I mean, he was melting that arm at one time, and then it grew back up...

[Ygdrasel]

"Apparently Axe's cosmetics turn you into a chocolate monster who, while strolling through the city, will start ripping off parts of his sweet fattening flesh and feeding it to random women."

So Axe's deodorant both makes you a monster AND cause urges of self mutilation.

[Ygdrasel]

"OK, Bill, what do you have for us with the Axe account?"

"Get THIS: There is this guy, and he gets turned into a chocolate golem and slowly eaten by a bunch of psychotic women..."

"Bill... let me... stop you right there. I don't think this is really what we are looking for."

"Well... fine. So, get THIS: The Ku Klux Klan is lynching this..."

"You know what, let's get back to the chocolate golem, I like it now."

[MrBoredomrulesmylife]

O.o So... terrifying...

[Ygdrasel]

@MrBoredomrulesmylife

It's flat-out nightmare fuel when you remember THIS GUY WAS HUMAN and after the Axe wears off, he and all those eaten bits become flesh again...

[MrBoredomrulesmylife]

@Ygdrasel OMIGOD! I understood the human part... but that he'll be missing pieces of flesh when he turns back... OMIGOD I didn't even think of that!!!!!!!!! AH! CANNOT UNSEE!

[Ygdrasel]

@MrBoredomrulesmylife

And just imagine, whoever took that one arm will likely still be munching when it happens...While a piece is melting in her mouth.

[MrBoredomrulesmylife]

@Ygdrasel Oh man. That's like... a horror movie right there! Now I feel sorry for the women too... nah, they deserve it for tearing that poor man apart.

[RocMegamanX]

@MrBoredomrulesmylife

Notice how he ripped off his nose in one scene, then it grows back in another one. I think he'd be just fine.

[MrBoredomrulesmylife]

@RocMegamanX Yes, but I imagine that eventually, he would turn back before it could grow back. It never says or shows how fast it takes to grow back his missing body parts...

[Miztress2Metal]

I find this AXE commercial more funny than creepy..I think it is an ammuzind ad...

[Grandy12]

The terrible fate of the fat kid from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

[thenameiskip]

I use this shit.

[tysonic777]

Thanks Axe, you just managed to ruin Allen Toussaint for me with this nightmare factory. How bout for the next one you have a horde of women slowly gnaw at his face like its a Romero film and set it to Sweet Sticky Thing so you can put me of the Ohio Players as well

[PikachuColoredPichu1]

Should I find this catchy or frightening?

[singhisking853]

Imagine how much he must be in, having hundreds of women slowly eat him alive, limb by limb....Oh yeah, be sure to buy AXE!

[funfunland22]

KILL IT BEFORE IT MULTIPLIES

[Treblaine]

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

[Exccentrous1]

While this is a bad prototype, I think Axe should explore this realm of metamorphosis sprays. Being made of chocolate may only be useful for those seeking to be slowly devoured by ravenous women, being made of, say, the Old Spice Man could have its benefits.

[Javv6669]

HE SCARES ME =(

[jackiejane123]

Oh god I'm going to have nightmares.

[jackbauer6543]

TV tropes brought me here. 

[jawbraeka]

i wonder how funny it would look for the chocoman resisting arrest?

[Lokisonofthor]

0:46 Tit smash on the window.

[nosorab3]

Someone should dub this with sounds of horrible agonized screaming every time a Victoria's Secret Reaver tears off and cannibalizes a chunk of Chocostein. At the end have him shrieking 'KIIIIIIIIILLL MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

[Cruelladaoz]

Jesus! Jesus, this is like one of the scariest things I've seen and I love HBO shows, Berserk manga and other similar stuff... Gah!

[DDarkusTriforce]

OLD SPICE IS BETTER!!!

[gingerscot88]

*lynx

[AlexDahanavar]

Somehow smacks of cannibalism (((

Как-то каннибализмом попахивает (((

[AlexDahanavar]

Как-то канибализмом попахивает (((

[darkwulf23]

So the guy is being eaten alive and smiling about it. Yea, sure want to wear that product now.

[Martinntoxx]

KILL IT WITH FIRE

[KennBurch]

@Martinntoxx Too dangerous. It must be melted in a double-boiler, at medium heat.

[Riko1980]

@Martinntoxx Yeah! ooh and don't forget the marshmallows and the crackers. There will be hell...hella smores that is .

[frankz00]

@DSX147 Nice try but it won't mean a damn thing until you get the balls to say it to my face... Anyone can be a keyboard tough guy... Pussy.

[tabledechevet2007]

The "chocolate guys" freaks me. He seems like a zombie or a serial killer.

[DidilovesJoey8]

Im a girl and i love the smell of it and i use it!!! I actually get compliments :)))

[57Stylezz]

0:39 when the time was really schickolade^^

[ineedcomedy]

Two girls, one cup.... EXTREME

[kjjejones42]

Chocostein has not appeared able to express any emotion other than the trauma inducing frozen grin; so for all we know, he might be screaming in horrible pain from the inside, begging for death.

[salsburysteakjr]

@kjjejones42 Psh, you copied this comment DIRECTLY from cracked.

[Shadowcha0s]

@kjjejones42 You stole that from cracked :|

[TheSevenCamels]

@kjjejones42 Damn it! I thought this was a legitimately funny comment until I read the rest of the article. Screw that!

[jltc008]

@kjjejones42 PLAGIARIST

[Okoru778]

@kjjejones42 CRACKED!

[TheRussellnificent]

@kjjejones42 LOL

[G4Br1ELCLM]

@kjjejones42 Kudos for quoting Cracked's 10 Awesome Ads (For Traumatizing Children)

[StefanR10]

What is the name of the song

[mushroomartist]

This is... horrible. Just THINK about it: he has not appeared able to express any emotion other than the trauma inducing frozen grin; so for all we know, he might be screaming in horrible pain from the inside, begging for death.

[TwinUzis]

@mushroomartist

Credit for the comment I'm quoting goes to Cracked.

[fruitytuttiluigi]

@mushroomartist

He seems to be doing fine to be honest. Pretty damn cheerful if you ask me. And it helps that he seems to have regenerative abilities.

Youd be set for life, just eat yourself if you get hungry =D

[AnnaToastablex3]

ich liebe das so.

[kakan113]

AAH! i was so afriad when i say that black dude. No a robber i yelled :.(

:D just yoking peace

[chocolate11pie]

I laughed at this commercial, until I noticed. This guy has to live as a bunch of dark chocolate because he tried a stupid Axe product on. And then these random people are just eating him and making his life a living hell. And no one says he'll grow it back...

[Exccentrous1]

@chocolate11pie No, he grows it back. First thing, he rips of his nose, but it's back in subsequent shots.

This freakish golem is a cursed immortal now, the only thing left to comfort him being that Axe body spray was kind enough to make him grow a chocolate shirt before casting him out into an eternity of deliciousness.

[ViolentVikingStrom]

Ah nice old ANTI-WHITE COMMERCIAL. I spit on AXE whenever I see it. You people are stupid spray yourself with axe and turn into chocolate shit stain. Of course it would not be ANTI-WHITE commercial without the dirty white whore lusting after chocolate shit stains. Fuck Axe and fuck you.

[MaryStewart]

Respond to this video... freaky ad!

[DrButler]

He clearly has regenerative abilities. He's missing an arm in one shot, but it's back in the next.

[ryuukatamura]

@DrButler still looks like it should hurt.

[bealtespip123]

Ew. KILL IT!!!

[hippocampuszosterae]

This is creepy... He's going to die, eaten to death, and he doesn't even care! Or perhaps he wants to scream in pain but can't.

[tahitoxfire]

I BOUGHT IT AND EVRY DAY I AM WAITING TO HAPEN THE SAME THING BUT NOO :'(

[artisanrox]

OMG, frightening.

[AyeAyes]

Cannibalism!

[kuzosama]

Gym scene. Boob press. Epic winnage.

[oscarcoastwilde]

From Cracked: "Chocostein has not appeared able to express any emotion other than the trauma inducing frozen grin; so for all we know, he might be screaming in horrible pain from the inside, begging for death."

[potatotomatoe]

What fallacy is being committed here? :) Please reply. I really need it.

[akiratrooper]

Scariest thing ever since that cadbury commercial *shudder*

[BklynBryan]

This commerical is disgusting. He looks like his skin is made of shit and all those women are eating crap. Very sick and nasty video.

[steagle1017]

It's amazing what you can sell to insecure guys if they think it will get them laid.

[69Wolf04]

I might wish that I was made of chocolate

[ollobrains1]

this is usual bs

[kfijatass]

I want to see chocolate woman 0_O

[Ammit5]

They only want him for his body!

[AAAAAAAAAA42]

This is horrifying...

seriously.

[xZibeGx]

He lost his nose and arm 2 times just by using axe O.O

[Undeadbelf]

@xZibeGx and a butt cheek!

[yourbossforever]

that what i like

[TheGieras]

the best of Axe:)

[Butterfly9523]

holy shit that is the creepiest thing i have ever seen

[mrcarpetmuncherman]

Ummm Did that chick bury her face in his ass???

[RichardKleiner]

Yikes! It reminds me of that Robbie Williams video, Rock DJ. Don't ask which one I'd rather watch.

[Lioyd1rving]

AXE Dark Temptation : It's like being in a zombie movie. Only with women. And a stupid-looking grin.

WOMAN APOCALYPSE. 8-D

[Hannakeks]

wuah! wie ich diese werbung liebe! ♥

den geruch auch :)

[franciscojavierm]

I don't understand Unilever's advertisers... since when cannibalism and rim jobs on buses are sexy?

[shockshotz]

@franciscojavierm she bit his ass cheek, you stupid faggot

[franciscojavierm]

@shockshotz it was a joke you Anti-Lulz Idiot!!!

[shockshotz]

@franciscojavierm im no ati lulz you moron, but i also use thi spray and i dont want some tasteless joke about it :| HAHA GET IT? TASTELESS

[franciscojavierm]

@shockshotz Bite me!!!... wait a minute...

[harun301]

girls like the smell lol

[jarv156]

His smile reminds me of the Burger King.

[pinkii444]

when i saw that i weight even 5kg more =p

dear greetings from germany

[AeroWinds2k9]

This is a nightmare...

[Cambreath]

this is horrifying.

[ZILOGz80VIDEOS]

oww... that poor guy

[wigolem]

who plays this song? any one knows?

[Tiensegalen]

..-.- just scroll down the log damn

[Bredpoke93]

@wigolem sweet touch of love performed buy allen toussaint

[BlindDemonStudios]

A Sweet Touch of Love, by Allen Toussaint

[fernandoenamorado20]

Ummm...with all due respect but umm...WHY is everyone speaking german!?!!? LOL

[LiiTTLEQUEENx3]

das riecht so geil *__* ich will auch einen mann aus schokolade :D

[benceab]

dieses axe riecht so geil !

[RefIexX]

du bekommst n deo zu deinem b-day?

is das nich was, was man immer hat o.O^^

[korniii1989]

die geilste werbung von AXE ever :D

[d0ct0rrulE]

das Geilste Axe das es gibt!!!

[LondonGapBigSpin]

qeil i <3 AXE

[chrisismiss]

hab das heute zu meinem geburtstag bekommen das riecht so hamma geil

[alikruckova]

ich habe axe dark temptaion kann ich nur empfehlen leute...und ich liebe diese werbung

[StefanR10]

he laugh all time

[Mrbiscuit808]

@frankz00 you break off random parts of your body and give them to people...? i'm worried about you...

[DSX147]

@frankz00 fucking nigger...

[Wrestlingfreak212]

Best Commercial ever. :D

Love this Song, don't know why, that's not my Music but I love it. :D

[Krato009]

Das Lied heisst " Sweet touch of love "

[Eintrachtfan1992]

Kann mir jemand sagen, wie das Lied heißt?

Could anybody tell me, what´s the name of this song, please?

[Feedcube]

sweet touch of love by Allen Toussaint

[zootier]

that song totally could go straight into Forrest Gump.

[lauromuff95]

JA DAS FINDE ICCCHV AUCH SOPIO

[MrLeonid94]

haha das lachen von dem ist das beste

[ScionOfTheFlame]

HAhahhaha wiee hammer xDD rofl!!!!!!

[xThomag]

sein lachen ist das beste

AXE werbespots sind die einzig guten werbespots!!!!

[1jackasskids]

oder ipod werbungen, die sind auch nich schlecht

[xXSCARFACE1983Xx]

warum auch immer das erst jetzt in Dt rausgekommen ist... Ich hatte heute großes Glück und konnte gleich 2 für 8 Euro kaufen... Soetwas seltenes, dafür geb ich gerne mehr Geld aus^^

[bonomu13]

Ich will auch einen Mann aus Schokolade :D ...ohne das Psychogrinsen ^^

[SweetRyuzaki]

Also ich wollte eher die mädelz in dem Fitness club haben^^

[djcraftn1]

wii heisd des lied

[NewWhacka01]

"Sweet Touch Of Love" gesungen von Allen Toussaint

[skelletonking2]

ich liebe diese werbung ! aber das lächeln von dem macht mir angst oO besonders am ende wenn dem der arm abgerissen wird da guckt der wie son psycho xDD

[EatsChoco]

ich steh auf den :D also wenn der noch normal ist ;) danach natürlich auch=D

[Ihrschweine]

geile weiber, geile musik, geiler spot

Ich freu mich schon auf viele weitere AXE Werbungen :-)

[XtreemeTube]

die werbung is geiillll!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AnnaUnderTheRainbow]

Ich liebe diese Werbung *-*

[MrJoshi97]

des riecht so gail

[ReneStahmann]

Das Deo riecht wirklich saugeil, einfach zum anbeißen! ;-)

[CS180696]

ich liebe dieses deo und das dushcgel des richt so hmammer geil

[Makaveli25x]

hah im using this, it smells fuckin delicious

[pallamuid]

Allen Toussaint - Sweet Touch of Love

das ist das Lied aus der Werbung

[19Conan88]

danke

[sjdvnyki]

Wie heißt des lied, is echt spitze...

[wesleysnipes1000]

das war spaß :P

[HeavyDC9]

wesleysnipes1000, ich finde mich übrigens absolut attraktiv. Das ist trotzdem kein Grund auf wirklich gute Dinge zu verzichten. :-)

[HeavyDC9]

Die Szene im Bus/in der Bahn finde ich übrigens am besten! :-)

[HeavyDC9]

Bis zu diesem Werbespot mochte ich weder Axe noch Bodyspray. Ich habe ein gutes Parfüm, Deoroller und Duschgel um gut zu riechen. Aber DER Werbespot hat mich echt zum lachen gebracht und machte mich auch neugierig, da ich Schokolade über alles liebe.

Also mal zur Probe gekauft, auf den Oberkörper gesprüht und definitv nicht bereut. Riecht wirklich hammergeil! Zudem eine absolut tolle und witzige Werbeidee von Unilever bzw. den Werbeagenturen in Argentinien und Frankfurt/M. Weiter so!

[wesleysnipes1000]

damit werden unattraktive leute zum kauf animiert xD die axe werbungen sind immer gut aber die ist die beste das mädel das sich da im bett kaputt lacht finde ich am besten =P voll süß

[peaccom]

wie heißt denn das lied?

[WildRoseToni]

Ich liebe diese Werbung :)

[goldenichi]

jetzt ohne viel werbung dafür zu machen:

ist echt ein geiler duft!!!

[StarShaper123]

ROFL, the smile and the big eyes! ;-)

[Viktorchecker]

Habe Mir Vorgestern Axe Dark Temptation gekauft .

Das riecht übels Gut das sagt schon jeder zu mir von meinen Freunden ^^

[bioknospe3]

whats the name of the song?

[zwaerno1000]

Allen Toussaint - Sweet Touch of Love

[bioknospe3]

thx

[xXSmoothxCriminalXx]

the ad is a little strange XD but i LOVE the smell. i bought it from a shop just so that i could bring it back to my house and smell it XD

[RosenfeldtheGreat]

those eyes, and that smile... I will see that in my nightmares. Thanks, Axe. Thanks for the creepiest friggin' deodorant ad on the face of the planet.

[Sengenda]

this is a hilarious ad!

that smile is quite addictive

[diesmschnitte]

ihc habs mir vor n paar tagen gekauft und neben m pc mal fernsegeguckt^^ und ich hab die werbung nie wirklich gesehn... und meine freundin hat noch gesagt ich bin damit zum anbeißen xDD und jetzt die werbung..^^ ich krieg mich nimmer XDDD

[Porridge321]

why are only beautiful, thin girls after him?? i mean....it´s chocolate? halloo??

Typical men-deo-ad: "if you use our scent, the (beautiful)girls will love you!" thats so stupid ^^°

but the ad is very funny! Although the guy is kinda creepy

[Hannakeks]

stimmt. die werbung ist richtig richtig gut :)

[ehrliberli]

Die Werbung is spitze xD

[Hiselor]

Das ist ja ne andere Version als bei uns, zumindest in Österreich

Riecht das wirklich so gut?

Wenn ja, muss ichs mir kaufen :p

[Catdaisy85]

sooooo geil :-) heute erste mal gesehen und musste das gleich mal youtuben :D

[jannymausi18]

boah und das zeug riecht so ohne ende geil :-D kann ich nur empfehlen^^

[berryindahouse]

ich auch

[TheJabberwooky]

the name of the song is Sweet touch of Love by Allen Toussaint =)

[chillorextreme]

kann mir jmnd. sagen wie das lied hießt? :DD

[chrisvfb92]

LoooLL xD

[erinn87]

soo good ... very cool and freaky =)

[imblahhblahh]

it has a hint of chocolate..i bought some today..its like a bit of coco bean prolly

[Itschey]

hahahahahaha, fantastic :D

[AirGrecko]

i got it

[sanceee1]

bestaxeever O.O