A line from Peep Show

[gunterdak]

Well the title is certainly more accurate now. This is indeed a line from Peep Show.

[gcmiles17]

Youtube can be such a sad place sometimes...

[myratsrule]

Changed the title- no longer one of the funniest lines from peep show...to all those who have vented their anger towards this video via the internet because you are not able to do so in real life, i feel that this is neccesary to say: FUCKING HAPPY NOW?

[CrossHatchZero]

the uploader should be subject to the death penalty

[SavingPrivateBob]

Just delete the video, unless you enjoy abuse.

[jamescooling]

you fucking moron

[jamescooling]

a fucking shithead

[jamescooling]

you're a fuckhead, thats what you are

[jamescooling]

you cretin

[jamescooling]

you fucking sausage muncher

[derangedband]

i cant believe people are so negative towards this. the videos title is about the "line" the uploader liked and the video itself has the relevant audio. of course it would be nicer if video was there to accompany the audio but people are reacting as if you've chipmunked the voices and played it backwards at inaudible volume - its not like some internet trick meme or screamer.

[tigerlaser]

don't listen to all these assholes, it's a great line

[CaptainMcRed]

What? m-money? Oh. uh here.

[TopNotchGamingXx]

..............................­......CUNT.

[dinsinlin]

'' She's like Ketamin..just with nicer hair'' My Favorite Line!!

[BrutalityEngaged]

I hope people understand that humour is COMPLETELY SUBJECTIVE.

[Bulbuss]

you fucking suck

[Bulbuss]

this line fucking sucks

[mrhadaray]

Calm down, you don't need to abuse the guy...

[robp2k11]

well that was awful

[McKayonaise]

It literally made me laugh to contribute to the dislikes.

[feverpitch82]

ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLEEEE

[IceyOnly]

One of my favourites was Jez' smirk on his face as he mischievously thought "I *am* James Bond :D"

[MrFissionMailed]

@RoundBrushSteve Yeah, all a load of perverts mate. It's not who you know... it's who you blow.

[RoundBrushSteve]

"Course it is, they're all a bunch of Marks, ain't they? Sitting behind their big marble desks, ties done up to eleven, clicking their fingers to the fucking Lighthouse Family, getting their dick sucked by a big Alsatian dog"

[myratsrule]

Hi there this is the uploader...bloody hell there is a lot of abuse here! replying to some of the comments now to...just maybe get people to calm down a bit???

[jedimaster303]

That's a good joke.

[levelplayer992]

This is an insult to peep show.

[myratsrule]

@levelplayer992 how can a line from peep show be an insult to peep show.....

[wjp171]

@myratsrule the fact that you have labelled this line as being one of the funniest from peep show when there are so many more cleverer, subtle and well written jokes is what is insulting to the series. The fact that your video has 343 dislikes and 15 likes may give you even more of a hint that the title of your video is rather misleading for people who are looking for good, quotable lines from peep show.

[graemeoliver84]

Other lines from this episode alone are funnier, such as "It's Paddy Ashdown, it's Indiana Jones, it's Indiana Ashdown!" and "She's sort of the mum you'd buy in John Lewis, whereas he's the sort of son you'd get free from Nuts magazine"

[huey141094]

if you think thats the funniest line from peep show you need to watch more peep show

[myratsrule]

@huey141094 got all 7 seasons am a massive fan watched them all at least three times...this is exactly why i named the video ONE OF THE funniest lines from peep show

[balzacinyourface]

this is pish.

[rawriizbigga]

You Moron!

[myratsrule]

@rawriizbigga why bother?

[JinxDelta]

this is a bit shit, this

[AIDSplz]

"I'm going to tattoo your name on my balls" is my message tone. Love it going off in meetings.

[KamikazeKerem]

biggest anti-climax of the fucking century

[myratsrule]

@KamikazeKerem how exactly??

[KamikazeKerem]

@myratsrule look at all the dislikes and guess you cunt monkey

[skinup1231]

whoever uploaded this is a cock munchin retarded cunt. fuck you.

[myratsrule]

@skinup1231 jesus christ?! whoever wrote this needs to stop making things so personal! its a video i uploaded, you're acting as if i just punched you in the balls

[massivesausage]

@myratsrule Whoever uploaded this punched me in the balls!

[Task5003]

Not really the funniest line, even from that episode. And this needs video, not just audio. It ruins it. :X

[dynamohx]

Don't the the pause mark, you're not Devina!

[MaryPoppinsRapedMe]

20.000 pounds? I'm a millionaire!! :)

[cheekyegg]

delete this

[zimaaa]

Jesus, the comments to this video just prove how fucked humanity really is.

[nuffmadTingz]

this is kinda fail

[hyenateethx]

Uploader, you almost definitely have autism. Anyway, I actually could never pick my favorite quote from Peep Show, every line is absolute gold.

[myratsrule]

@hyenateethx true there is a lot of very funny lines...but i do not have autism, going to university next year. Do know a few people with autism and they seem to have the same understanding of british comedy

[dazstar]

@myratsrule "i do not have autism, going to university next year" Because Autistic people do not have hyper intelligent tendencies?

[watskeen]

@myratsrule how does having autism prevent you from going to university lol?

[ayub96]

@myratsrule oh shut the fuck up what a stupid cunt comeback

[26wordy]

this episode would have to be the one where he says something like' if they get caught with gunny in the airport they cant go to corfu to spend my mooney - thats physics! '

[kensei85]

The funniest lines are Mark's presentation:

"Please, stop mumurming. Unless you think it's nice to murmur at someone who's... dying! ... Yup, that's right, I've got brain cancer. Half my brain's been eaten away already, probably, but I think I did a pretty decent job for a man with a brain tumour the size of a pineapple, who's gonna be dead with a month. ... Ahh, my brain! My poor diseased brain!"

Johnson: "Yeah, I'd just like to assure everyone that Mr Corrigan will indeed be dead in a month."

[17peteclarke]

delete this video because it makes us peep show fans look like idiots

[yodasodaskoda]

@17peteclarke Agreed...delete this and hand in your membership...you do know it's a comedy ay?

[cgmorvx1]

the funniest line is Jez saying, "if u section me mark, u've crossed the line & i will section u, so help me God."

[ChickenFatLady]

What the

[bazIBIZA2007]

TO THE UPLOADER: YOU'RE A CUNT.

[paulshaw27]

1."I'm doing the shopping and i'm doing it brilliantly", Jez. 2. Mark: "Oh, you were lampooning me. It was a simple lampoon. 3."You've been waiting for an opportunity to do rationing on me since the day we met!. 4. "I like you, and if you can't handle it, you can just, you know, fuck off." Mark to Sophie

[deletedtarget]

If you think that's the best line in Peep Show, I can only assume that 99% of the jokes go straight over your head. And that you are about 12..."ooh, he said balls. tee hee"

[myratsrule]

@deletedtarget umm no actually the davina bit was part of it also, it was his delivery of the line not the fact that he said balls...and again i think its ONE of the funniest lines from peep show...

[ShowPolitics]

@deletedtarget He said one of the funniest lines, not the funniest line you retard.

[MrNaughtyRohan]

Did super hans give you crack?

[PositiveTension505]

You complete jizzcock

[SuperFuckinAwesome]

Best line in Peep Show is where Mark flips out at Jeremy over the Christmas turkey, hands down.. well, that or when Superhans says 'Out the way, father spliffmas coming through'.

[RayBrain]

if there is a funniest line ever its either from super hans, or more likely from johnson. "so, still mad at big suze?" "what? fuck you"

[BillyBobsEel]

Prehaps needs a lil more context....

[wormholes19]

wow what a SHIT edit.

[haz4510]

Tosser.

[ioannisgr]

the funniest line ever's when Mark's sister, Sarah, is back after her attempt to go back together with her husbands fails and Jez goes "she's like one of those terrible turds you don't seem to be able to flush"

[10400274]

funniest is when marks dad gives jeremy a stupid book nme in charades and he does chicken run

LMAOOOO

[redderstheamazing]

which part was supsosedly funny like?

are you from mars?

or is this just a ploy to get hits?

i hope you get hit, yes hit right on the jaw you silly silly egg bonce.

[myratsrule]

@redderstheamazing yes i am from mars. In fact i own a laptop and the peep show box set despite being on mars. mars also has WIFI. was a mission hiding all the gear from the NASA rovers

[philjk9372]

@myratsrule do they celebrate christmas on mars?

[sparkyinbath]

Mummy. Coffee. Fucking hurry upy.

Is the funniest from that episode.

[redderstheamazing]

@sparkyinbath hell yeah!.....also, and you still havnt topped my phone up yet mum!

[Threepwoodist]

@sparkyinbath You know your Peep Show. Maybe the best, is Jez's 'I'm hot, like Polpot' when they are playing Poker earlier in the seasons i think.

[Threepwoodist]

@sparkyinbath Fucky Hurry Uppy

[EdNewey654]

@sparkyinbath "I would literally stab a baby to do it" gotta be

[darrin42]

@sparkyinbath yeah deff haha.

[KeepThemInPoverty]

what the fuck, that no way near the funniest, what is wrong with you, you mental retard

[ParadoxV666]

@KeepThemInPoverty - A FUCKING FUCK HEAD , THATS WHAT HE IS.

[myratsrule]

@KeepThemInPoverty okay so its my opinion...think it was the delivery from jeremy which made me laugh not neccesarily the writing. I would have thought that the relatively sophisticated humour in peep show would not appeal to people who type 'what is wrong with you, you mental retard' in comment boxes

[KeepThemInPoverty]

@myratsrule Well guess again, neither delivery nor writing were the funniest. You need to re-watch peep show, or gain a little of this sophistication you talk about and understand the other jokes in the show.

[loobarlow]

Out of all the funny, witty lines in Peep Show... no