Ed Byrne Live At The Apollo Part 1

[ThisNameWasntUs3d]

AC/DC ftw

[YoureGuilty]

Ed's an absolute comedy genius. Some comedians make me laugh a lot, but Ed makes me laugh continuously. What a star.

[mrhenk007]

all men are spies

[d4g0thur]

9:40 So good. So true.

[18blacksheep]

Ahem... 'ArseRaptor'? Care to explain?

[RhetoricalFilms9792]

Ed Byrne could be a good Doctor.

[teazombie14]

@RhetoricalFilms9792 Oh God yes.

[genesis098123]

@RhetoricalFilms9792 he looks to much like david tennant

[RhetoricalFilms9792]

@genesis098123 Not really; he's thin and has brown hair and dresses like him, but his face and complexion are totally different.

[genesis098123]

@RhetoricalFilms9792 their body language is a bit similar though

[RhetoricalFilms9792]

@genesis098123 Well....(said in the inflection of David Tennant) that I would agree with.

[PianoWizzy]

...That is an amazing lighting guy.

[drdisarper]

My goodness Ed Byrne is attractive.

[ukuvision]

Need to think about these things...when you're The Raven.

[genesis098123]

imaging you are a spy, thats stupid, but imaging you are a hit man for a clandestine company that wants to control the world, now that is complitly understandeble

[Lightning4119]

And he's got a kid, now.

[GenG123456789]

women think like that too

[DannieShaw1990]

Ed imagines being a spy... my bf however imagines what he'd do in a zombie apocolypse... however as far as I know he's never given himself a covert name such as... "The Raven" XD

Gotta love Ed :D <3

[SimolesterEngland]

Hahahahaha, did you see the way he walked off in the first few seconds of le video? XDDDDD

[arr5612]

Under rated comedian, very funny.

[4lligator]

@arr5612 Well, he's Irish. It's an underrated country.

[AstroRosez]

Awesome.......he is a ledgend watch his dvds over and over and they never get old...laugh every time!

[shrimpy342]

ED BYRNE IS SO FUCKING - wait, ArseRaptor? where did you get that name from?

[aasjan]

I so wish somebody will say that dictionary-line to me someday.

[TrickyTargets]

2:44 lol

[mtabler1995]

I quoted Ed Byrne once... my girlfriend asked me what i was thinking and I said this " I'm thinking :Shit I better think of something to say about what I'm thinking."

This did not work....

[Buckertoe]

@ArseRaptor I've come to worship you as a youtube god for putting out all these Live at the apollo videos.

[ImaginaryNightshade]

@Buckertoe wanna start a religion? Praise the Arse!

[Buckertoe]

@ImaginaryNightshade For the Arse!

[MissSelmaSongs]

I am seeing him on Tuesday! Can't fucking wait.

[BlueBloodW0lf]

so funny!

[batdorj57]

gotta love how lenny henry leaves the stage in back in black mode

[tricky459]

@batdorj57 I thought that was Ed's Shadow!

[ANinjaDinosaur]

I'm a girl, and whenever someone asks me what I'm thinking I have the exact same reaction, because my thoughts are so generally weird to normal people. You know, the kind of stuff Ed was talking about - spy drop offs and all...

...

I have concluded from this that I am more of a man than a woman.

[STEELWOLFF666]

I was nervous clicking on a video posted by someone named ArseRaptor...

[Templeton1994]

Piss off with that question!

[Mishieftress]

He's brilliant XD

[Matty09Magic]

who are you texting, what are you doing on the net at this hour. yes, they are fair enough i think

[willygibbons]

Why aren't we debating 9/11?!!

[dockterblink]

@willygibbons caus hes irish and i am from belgium and i don't give a shit about 9/11 it just a day

[JordoF6]

@willygibbons why would we need to argue 9/11.

[Ma6ku6ta6]

Who or what is the Raven he's talking about? x)

[oskysum]

@Ma6ku6ta6 he's referring to his fake spy name which he clearly made up in his wonderful mind!!

[jettison27]

Can someone explain the Austrian joke?

[codboywonder]

@jettison27 because of Hitler he was Austrian

[ZarlanTheGreen]

@jettison27 Look up "Josef Fritzl"

[20anet]

Funny thing about the Kids part... Ed's got four already.

[Papped1710]

@20anet great, he can get four kids to tell parents they're still pricks. Can even do it in four part harmony

[deandk3000]

fucking funny

[BabityRabity]

You need to think about these things.... when you're The Raven... :D

[JerryBeatFreak]

About the "What are you thinking?" part. I gave my ex an honest speech about it once. You know, Paying the bills, What to eat tomorrow, Why there's shit under my nails again, If I forgot the light on in the garage, Is the door locked, Did the neighbours see my new car, What really happends when two atoms collide, Why does my neck hurt again, Is she breathing, Wonder if the guys want to go out on friday, I should really stop that magazine subscription..............I wonder why she's my ex...

[Enlisted8]

i find it wierd that my 2 favorite comedians both have byrne as there last name, and are both irish

[1Thompsonmusic]

This guy is actually funny. Well anybody would seem funny after being bored to death with the very VERY normal Jack Whitehall.

[Kmezon2]

great video!

[Immiy0]

I'M GONNA SEE HIM LIVE TODAY!!! :D GET IN! :D

[jakilily101]

Met this guy today :D he's amazing!

[applekrumble]

"If you look up stupid in the dictionary there's a picture of you"

"...Well I'm not the one who had to look up stupid in the dictionary. My dictionary doesn't have pictures you moron"

HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

[TygerOfPanTang90]

Pearl Jam! :D

[MrMe345]

@TygerOfPanTang90 Nah, AC/DC

[TygerOfPanTang90]

@MrMe345

Really? I thought it's the Yield street sign...still a good music taste, tough! ;)

[MrMe345]

@TygerOfPanTang90 Oh sorry, i thought you meant the intro :P

[TygerOfPanTang90]

@MrMe345

haha...nevermind! ;)

[xxhannahjjxx]

why is the other like button upside-down?:O

[konahakunoichi]

XD

"What are you thinking?"

[.....]

"I was just Imagining I was a spy."

I Would MARRY the guy who answered like this!

[MCRLUVVA101]

If you look up stupid in the dictionary there‘s a pictyre of you.

Yeah, well, I‘m not the one who had to look up stupid in the dictionary. My dictionary doesn‘t have pictures you moron. XD LOL

[FuzzyPajamaPantz]

i love the tags (:

[florencelovme]

parents are morons. they are arrogant, ignorant idiots and most of them dont even know how to bring up a child. thats goes globally. I wish there was a law that would force you to become infertile in an already overcrowded world of spoiled brats and uneducated parents. screw you if you dont agree. dont even bother to argue with me.

[Drogsboy97]

@florencelovme Well then how would you raise a child?

[HammersGamingChannel]

Ed Byrne is such a fucking legend.

[KitsuneProject]

@HammersGamingChannel Ed Byrne's humor is what i like about the irish comedian

[Drogsboy97]

love is photogenic it needs darkness to develop

[lholde333]

I fucking love Ed Byrne

[wormyrug]

seemed audio and visual was a bit out of sync

[genuinelyaperson]

Bastard stole my codename.....

[AlSquared001]

how big is your sink alanis????!

[Moos666]

Bril-freakin'-jant

[L3PK11]

The Raven

[simon199418]

russell peters made a similar joke about thinking and men, bt its nice to see how 2 different comedians put it in their own way

[TheBonJovi100]

Ohmygod, a girl sprung the what are you thinking question on me, i had absoultely no response, purley because I couldn't get this joke outa my head XD

[NoPrehensilizing]

You know a comedian is going to be good when he comes out to ACDC.

[RavenPeaceLilly]

@NoPrehensilizing HELL YEAH!!!!!

[con10000000000]

@NoPrehensilizing and he wears a pearl jam shirt too, total legend!

[blackasian1234]

@NoPrehensilizing I was thinking the exact opposite

[jennie8908]

Dear future husband... When thinking of a good place to be a secret agent I would like to know! I can be a good look-out!

[emile235]

I like Ed I do but i think he made me laugh 2 maybe 3 times only in the past 20 years

[mindydrummer]

piss off with that question!!

[kezz086]

' you have to think about these things, if you're the "Raven" ' !!!!

Brilliant comedian, so funny!!!

[totallyINFAMOUS]

This music reminds me of Iron Man

[PODledge92]

14 people have pink tracksuits with 'georgeous' written on the arse :D

[mariusvanrhijn]

@PODledge92 I'd be angry too if the text on my clothing was spelled wrong.

[blankplanet]

i hate seeing exact copies of the already released dvd shows. they seem unnatural. in this case "different class"

[drummerboycraig]

You can see that Dara O' Brien has an influence on him :P

[NinjaStarfish94]

XD It's funny cos he now has a young son ^^

[tlcasselman]

Oh God I was watching this with some friends and I started weezing with giggles when he said "You can't tell people how to raise their kids, unless they're Austrian then you sorta have too"....They looked at me like I was crazy cause they didn't get it.

[tomatoesonstrings]

oh my god, his accent is like treacle <3

[masaidan]

@tomatoesonstrings Sticky? Good on scons? Available in a tin can with a biblical passage on the label? Help us out here! :D

[DnB4WaCkO]

"But yeah shes a total minger"

[TaylerIsAComedyFan]

I think I could deal with a guy thinking about being a spy.. 'cos sometimes I think things like that too :L

[TheDrakaan]

"I'll tell ya what.. You're not wrong there. Jesuus, woohoo, yes indeedy. That is one gorgeous piece of ass"

Lols

[sanaasmilelines]

coming onstage to Back in Black... now that is hardcore =D

[BlueSharkBoy434]

"My dictionary doesn't have pictures you moron." xD

[bluetablelover]

"What are you thinking about?"

"I was farting..."

[nurieko]

I looked up minger in the urban dictionary and this is the definition they offered, "a male or female who fell out of the ugly tree at birth and hit every branch on the way down." haha

[BookLover58]

I love the way he said "minger" :)

[ColdestBeauty]

2:29 I swear he sounds like Sid from Ice Age...

[veronicachic]

i think dane cook did the whole thinking about nothing thing before

[TaraCynara]

This has got to be one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I love it!

[numb3rsg1rl]

OMG! I saw this guy on the graham norton show, and i absolutely loved him! he' s so effing hilarious!

[Zeldavlog]

13 people are parents!

[TheMisterpurple]

wat would we do without u arseraptor !??

[14ayahme]

lol

p*ss off with that question 7:03 Man looks at the woman (most probabbly his wife) as if to say 'Are you listening?'

[rainbowangel58]

I don't know about any of you, but if the man I was with replied to "what are you thinking?" "With I was just thinking what would happen if I was a spy" I would be convinced he was a keeper :P

[trotte04]

13 people are Austrian parents

[linksketchit]

Lmao the part about women asking "What are you thinking?" made me laugh so hard.

[1p2o3i]

He looks and behaves a bit like David Tennant, which is a good thing. :)

[VeryMediocre]

This guy is fucking awesome! :D

[BananaAnna99]

Yes indeedy!

:) Has anyone seen the Black Books when Bernard sways like Ed does?

[pocketsearch]

Just realised that his channel is called 'arseraptor' :P

[ArseRaptor]

@pocketsearch Guess they don't call you 'hawkeye' for nothing... I'm kidding, I have no idea who you are :)

[pocketsearch]

@ArseRaptor Shhh the tennis world still thinks that the hawkeye system is a machine... morons >:D.

A fan, senor!

[ArseRaptor]

@pocketsearch Haha, that'll do! Cheers! :)

[Amanda0Green0Matthew]

@ArseRaptor omg :o your irish arent you :O ?? lol

[moksudkhan]

awesome

[Herbstkoenigin]

i imagine stupid stuff like that to, but i have 2 x chromosomes

[MrIrishLeprechaun]

He's Just To Awesome

[NorthstarXXXI]

this guy is hilarious

[IanWiiPlayer]

WE ARE ZEN MASTERS

and can be completly vacant or thinking something stupid

its funny because its true

[SuperstarSarahx]

And he said eleven..... ;)

[unicornsification]

Haha, subtle Hitler joke.

[DjTokenMusic]

@unicornsification actually, hitler AND Fritzel whatshisname

[papertowelzful]

Funnier than dara o'brein

[TheRealBarnez]

"Why can't you show us the same courtesy and consideration we show you... and not give a shit about what we're thinking."

[DonPastello]

11 people are Austrian...

[aviomarinoli]

your brother, is he.... :D:D

[Puppylover7000]

@aviomarinoli *Shake shake*

[joysjje18]

I have a kid now, you're still a prick hahaha

[Nautilus1972]

"What are you thinking about dear?"

"Nothing."

Really? Incorrect, ladies - Byrne is lying. He is thinking about something sexually related when you ask your man this question..

...and ...

1. It wasn't you.

2. She was a lot younger than you.

[anetchi]

Yesss! I love finding new awesome comedians. : ) Thank you England you by bloody gorgeous piece of land, history, people, etc

I seriously want to see that place!

[coobynmaley]

@anetchi Scotland has some great comedians too. Frankie Boyle, Kevin Bridges and Billy Connolly

[Nautilus1972]

@anetchi Eh, Ed Byrne is from Swords in Dublin, Ireland. And he's probably our worst one - oh no, that would be Dylan Moran or Dara O'Broin.. Tommy Tiernan is the best.

[anetchi]

@Nautilus1972 :DDD thanks for the info there!! I've been addicted to Tommy Tiernan, hungry to watch every clip I can find of him. He is absolute comedic brilliance, I adore him!

[DietDrMario]

@Nautilus1972 are you tommy tiernan?

[Loostifer]

@Nautilus1972 Tommy Tiernan is very shouty

[AtillaBosma]

What the...

Im seeing this on TV right now!

[libertine565]

was the austrian thing a reference to joseph fritzl?

[procritic09]

@libertine565 I think so

[coobynmaley]

@libertine565 It sure was HAHAHAHA

[Nautilus1972]

@libertine565 Hitler probably had more impact on the world's children than Fritzl ...

[hanhorror]

I love the

"WHAT BLIND LIAR DRESSED YOU THIS MORNING!"

xD

[emjohnson09]

he speaks too quickly :/

[Warfresco]

Has anyone noticed, that most comedians open up with the line "It's lovely to be here..."

[barkpeeler2000]

ed byrne is hot. i'd give him some kids.

[bagyourface]

11 dislikes?? whaaa???

[SuperstarSarahx]

Seeing him live in May :D

[ThePb895]

haha this was uploaded the day before my birthday :)

[ZikiChicken]

11 people had to look up stupid in the dictionary.

[timelord499]

XD if you looked up stupid in the dictionary it has a picture of you

yeah at least i didnt have to look up stupid and my dictionary dosnt have pictures you moron

[HimeofManga]

I always rewind and watch the "If you look up stupid in the dictionary, there's a picture of you." part again because his response is so funny!

[despicableme101]

he is HILARIOUSSSS! best stand up ive seen ever

[mzfrofro]

''piss off with that question!'' hahahahahaahahaha

[16emzie]

i luv the thinking part x

[spongiebungie]

.. The Raven.. XD

[wormyrug]

We always say the airport like there's only one, that would be pointless. We can get you a flight from here back to here. And incredibly we'll still lose your luggage.

Brilliant.

[neo9021]

"ive got a kid now, you're still a prick, tell him hes a prick son"

lmao

[Oliviaa96]

6:00 - 6:22 ; my favourite part lmao :')

[CJ270494]

seeing him next year :D

[ijasper1]

so true i sometimes think about being a spy

[atticusboyx]

the 11 people who disliked this was the girl in the pink tracksuit.

[uvalbtn]

@atticusboyx She made 11 accounts just to dislike it 11 times? That's dedication to irrelevance.

[BIGEUAN123]

you can't tell people how to raise their kids unless they're austrian the you pretty much have to.

[xXLuciferDarkheartXx]

"We can go one end of the day to the other and maybe think 'my balls are a bit itchy today'"

LOL! This man speaks the truth, seriously ladies, stop asking us what we're thinking, we usually end up finding something completely stupid and unrelated to our previous thoughts!

[jamezz743]

Ed Byrne a great Comic hope he's around for along while!

[JonShannowRolynd]

thanks to Mock the Week, i now have an awesome new favourite comedian :))

[TheCoolFlames]

Ed Byrne and Andy Parsons are the funniest stuff on TV

i can't stop watching this sooo funy :D ....X