The Sarah Silverman Program Openings

[southparkgigidy]

"eh what else oh some people call me on the phone my parents are dead i like cookies"

[VeritasEngine]

Search for 'thelaughingbasset' for some funny videos by another rather silly woman

[SuuperGoo]

Doug!

[CatFlashBlue]

I don't know which one is Brian and which one is Steve, but one of them looks a lot like the AmazingAtheist.

[MrBoxen]

@7mandoblu Gives on comedy centreal(I think I spelled that wrong) yeah I was one yesterday, the one where her friend takes a shit on a bird

[themaevictoria]

this isn't funny.



[Astariel2525]

@themaevictoria

Thank you for your insight.

[TheJthoma29]

@Veganluke u r such a bitch and u need to realize she works hard at comedy and she is legendary so go leave ur shit in the bathroom not here

[Veganluke]

She's so annoying and not funny.

[RadioDJBorton]

"This is Doug......I found him in the trash."

Sarah Silverman is legendary.

[7mandoblu]

Thumbs up if you absolutely miss this show : (

[ArdeMiCorazon]

Hahahahhahaha my parents are dead , I love cookies hahahahahahha dude I can't stop laughing lo

[kahaliakoo123]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Herbalaussie]

I miss this show.

[ion010101]

...and I have dreams  LOL

[GuruBabadesh]

gigantic orange and gay

[rockkidmetal]

Can you post the openings where she has Laura's "theme music" and when she says "They're literally gay"?

[Globalmarketingpros]

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[TeePeeProductions]

Bahaha I love this show.

[cb12ification]

She is soooooo crazy! LOVE that girl!

[chichigirrl2]

this show was amazing i'm gonna miss it like crazy :*))

[LizzieBabes419]

How is this video popular with 13-17 year old girls?

[Giggity1238]

whats that song in the episode Batteries? the that goes like:

smoke smoke the cocaine?

[faze85]

Das ist der größte mist was es nur auf der welt gibt. kein respekt vor nix.

[thefrozencharles]

was that a pube?

[NickyChanSaying]

ahahahaaahhaa

[fluffsalotpie1200]

....LOLWUT?

[dadadahdom]

"your never answer bitch"

[HaileyVerge]

I like the opening (it's not in this video) when she says "This is my sister, Laura, she's adorable. Like if a puppy made love to a swan and crapped out a woman, that would be Laura."

[zax8]

"my black friend"

miles davis-one of the most innovative jazz musicians of the past century

Sarah is awesome

[anonymousandcool]

'this came out of my ear' XD

[Purpl3chick3n]

ean is gay

[TheNicatiblahblah]

my parents are dead, i like cookies

[HeVampire]

ALAN!!!! *gun shots*

LOL

[walkingmod69]

wow she is kinda like me i have no job my sis is a nurse and she helps with my rent lmao

[RJwil2stepurface]

@walkingmod69 hahahhahahahahahha oh dearr.

[FuckGod]

Lol that came out of Sarahs ear 0:51

[cartercool90]

the first one is the funniest

[eolo3yk]

i have dreams

[caityroxxmysoxx]

The best ones are at 0:15 , 0:46 , and 0:51

[heavymetalgirl90]

love it

[pokl12769]

Lmao Sarah Silverman!

[wiwbiz]

what exactly came out of her ear ..??

[GodsBittersweetEmo]

This came out of ear!

[XCandiceDX]

these r brian and steve they have sex on eachother this is my dog this is my black friend lol

[jakkass]

Not one bit funny

[sandrouch2029]

HILARIOUS

[blazing64]

I thought most of her stuff was funny until i saw the abortion episode, where it blatently says go have have an abortion, its "o.k." to have an abortion.. sick really.. ruined it for me...I've taken a friend to an abortion clinic before, just because she trusted me...its nowhere near fun...I felt horrible for taking her....if I could turn back time, I would have convinced her to give the twins up for adoption... all i gotta say

[Darksteal2k7]

dude, abortion is wrong, i agree, but dont let it ruin a great show for you, its just one sketch!

[spidermanisgay69]

Shes awsome shes soooo funny brings u out of a bad mood right away

[callum8742]

she is the least funny person in the world, oh OHHHHHHHH

[TheJiljo]

doug is my gamerpicture for xbox live i love ssp

[hellkitten22]

maybe sara is a little idiot but, is a tv show ! ! ! !

[rockthecasbah182]

i dont think shes funny at all , shes just a retard ,

[Y2CJ3600]

agreed

[hellkitten22]

you don't know what are you talkin about?????

[rockthecasbah182]

em yea im prittey sure i do

[callum8742]

I AGGREE, oh i'm jewish, how funny is that

[rockthecasbah182]

like she makes fun off aids and rape and religion and not the funny way like how south park do , she just ...well not funny at all , its funny how pathetic she is ,thats bout it , and she trys to be funny so hard , but she always fails ,

[SJAKADILLIE]

She's not trying to be funny at ALL

she knows exactly what she's doing and how retarded she act.. All on purpose..

She is not pathetic.. she's great..

I like the very stupid humor in it.. And ofcourse I know the show is meant to be funny.. but WELL i cant explain it.. its humor you need to understand..

And those who didnt understand are pathetic themselves!

Sorry for this very bad English.. im dutch

[Darksteal2k7]

yes, thousands of people watch her becuase she's pathetic! yaeh, im sure thats how it works

seriosly, have a sense of humour, theyre not insulting anybody, theyre just making jokes, they dont MEAN anything they say, its just for humour, sheesh

[rockthecasbah182]

do u cheak the states of the show ? :L well if has thousands of veiwers , normal funny shows have millions of veiwers , for example like south park , and i wouldnt mind that the offensive , but if they were actully funny then maybe , shes just a big fail , shes trys so hard to be funny , but yet , fails , miserable ,

[Darksteal2k7]

millions DO watch her show, its like like its 3rd season and still going, if it was unpopular, it wouldnt of gotten past season one now would it?

but im sure your right, millions of people watch it becuase its not funny...yes, that DOES make sense

[rockthecasbah182]

first it was thousands now millions , god make up your mind , whats billions , 3rd season woo =O wheres the simpsons oh yea there on there 20th season , family are on there 8th , etc compare this show to actully good shows ive prove my point , like comedy central only shows it once a week :L

[Darksteal2k7]

why cant you admit its a good show, and millions DO watch it, yes, i do perfer family guy, so what? and how does it make the show WORSE if it has less seasons? dosent that jsust mean theyve been on longer?....yes..it does....shows arent better by having more seasons, that show full house SUCKED but went for like 8 seasons!

[rockthecasbah182]

well im not admitting its a good show , because its not in my opinion , i have the right to express my own opinion , and why is it such a big deal to u that people out there think shes not funny jeez like get over it ,i watched the show once or twice , and i thought it was a waste of time , like her story lines are just pathetic , i dont mind if she has offensive jokes or anything , but i would hope there actully good , i actully rather watch hannah montanna thats how bad she it

[surfdudezuri]

cock sucker.... shove it up ur ass

[rockthecasbah182]

shove what up exactully ?!? :L dude think of better insults , maybe some that havent been used a million times before

[RJwil2stepurface]

@rockthecasbah182 lol what does ":L" mean?

[TheAppleMan100]

@RJwil2stepurface its another meaning of :P sticking your tongue out

[cjjtheone]

i just got off my xbox and flicked the channel then this was on its the first epidode ive ever seen. the one when she gets put in jail (again aparently) and rests on this big woman, she's like.

Get ur head off my titty bitch.that was funny. i like the ramdon shit that comes out of her mouth, reminds me of my family, we're insane.

[XLittleMissAmazingX]

first of all there catoons its diffrent and secondly the reason they have more seasons is cos THEY CAME OUT BEFORE THIS SHOW YOU MORON NOT COS THERE BETTER

[mrsszmanda07]

Oh My God!...Im 14 and I think Sarah Silverman is soooooooooooooo funny!...I dont get how people dont find her funny!

[ciarandoughty]

same!! :D

[jameslong3]

they are tall gigantic and gay

[fabiofuoco]

isn't it "gigantic, orange and gay"?? XDXD it's so funny anyway!! :)

[tamir171995]

judas ur a bich

[jeebusmcgee]

this programme could possibly be the shittest thing on the telly, including the god channel and al-jazera.

[katheartmcrtodeath]

Few people love Sarah, as i see.

What makes us exceptional people.

<3 Sarah.

[wiwbiz]

yup, as on south park "one fourth of the American are ret**ded " . You admitted it.

[burgo69]

she is the least funny comic on the planet and her show is crap

[cmh96]

doug

[ethanhuntersmith]

i like the elephant

[tamir171995]

i LOVE it so awesome!!

DjG2449 Please upload some ore of the show LOVE U PPL ;3

[jameslong3]

lol she is so funny

[PunisaRachich]

this show is horrible

[kikoun86]

One of the greatest TV show of the decade ! Really ? Really. Really.

[NightShadow115]

"This is my sister, Laura and an Idiot... These are Brian and Steve (They have sex on eachother.)... My dog... This My black friend... This came out of my ear..."

LOL SO FUNNY!

[ataterproduction]

i luv sarah

[kikyo4815]

I love her show. It's so morally wrong and so hilarious at the same time.

[JDLPR666]

she sexy...i fuk her

[mrjay786]

This show is so funny!

[ijumpoffstuff6]

Lol The dog is on the wing of a fucking jet. Rofl.

[bengalz3]

yeah like 2 hours ago

[Smithereen1]

I love the fact that 'My parents are dead' was followed by 'I Love Cookies'! Lol.

[that70sguy2000]

"... gigantic, orange, & gay."

[evelau]

I might start watching this show just for Jay Johnston.

[Iglesias301]

what was that that came out of her ear?

[jindark2]

allan!!!!!!!!!!

[thewildblueyonder]

"They have sex on eachother." Lmao, she's so rad.

[blAckbUbblE115]

haha!!!! i love this show!!!

[clg420]

Ahaa, I love this show.

[ack53]

baha! 00:59!

[ThereGoesKitty]

lol i love the way shes such a mooch shes so cute i think thats why she gets away with saying funny tings

[mpower830]

My parents are dead, I like cookies.....

[Krauser666]

yah man dude this is the best video of her ....this is my friend alan

[JennyBurke33]

lmao i love this show , that came out of my ear