Wow, that's a list of some uninspired, unoriginal shit. Hal's fans just quote memes and regurgitate his own material back to him. Deku nuts was kinda funny though. I recommend less fan service and leave comedy to the Blamesociety pros.
Yes Hal, I want you. I've got some ham with Christmas Goat Fragrance (you know, the red and green one) so when will you come over to sample my ham? *suggestive wink*
Thor's Chariot was pulled by magical regenerating goats too, believed to be one of the inspirations for Santa Claus. Look up yule goat on wikipedia for more information, we have a straw one topping our tree. You and Thor should team up this holiday season.
I want unicorn piss that was dranked by another unicorn than pissed out and dranked over and over until unicorn piss is a gell substance that smokes! It will be very magical!
I forgot to post this year... :u Oh well, I'll wish for a time machine next year so I can go back in time and tell myself to get some cod liver oil and Haus the Beligerant's codpeice.
I've always wanted a miniature couch. For obvious reasons. I'd also like a miniature miniature for not so miniature and much more sinister reasons. Hopefully it will be given voodoo powers by using unicorn meat. Keep your hair safe everyone >:D
I'd like a pink trampoline.
77PROMETHUS77 1 week ago in playlist Hal Thompson's eHal
My ex has enough yeast for everybody. That's why she's my ex.
UTubeIsTrackingYou 2 weeks ago
5 souls and a box of lucky charms, please.
haymaker3122 3 weeks ago
I wanted hot glue and an air filter
Paulownage 1 month ago
hell ya , i want this goat eggs
HeavyMetalGurke 1 month ago
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he forgot my lotion of facial ambiguousness and my crystal of doubtful unusefulness
DAVIDYANEZAC230 2 months ago
santa hal can you please give me the hidden musket of the cremlings next year that would be nice and some flakes.
matt23100 2 months ago
lol mass effect three ia out lol
worldsbestgangsta 2 months ago
I laughed throughout the entire list.
Merry Christmas
DaErkka 2 months ago
let me guess... HoneyDew's Christmas list
MsWolverine98 2 months ago
how can u afford all that ?
gcore11 2 months ago
Thats a long list.
kingofmurloc245 2 months ago
Pfft noobs... soul gems don't level.
xOmGxitsxchris 2 months ago
Beeer and board games refrence 0:38
NorthTexasTornados 2 months ago
Hal is going to ejaculate on my rooftop? What if Santa steps in that shit?
wdm2112 2 months ago
....nice...candle with balls on the couch. very nice Subliminal Phallic symbol
toddybottoms 2 months ago 2
yay weed! ...ohh wheat ...>.<
makedaevilmage 2 months ago
@blamesociety2 sorry im a little late to watching this video; i ate a seal on the way over here
OfficialXeroMusic 2 months ago
Why the eye roll @3:29 ? Does that mean I can not have you? D:
itadakimasu101 2 months ago 2
Thumbs up for candle dong with Christmas balls?
1point21GigaWattz 2 months ago
yes. i get boobs for christmas
smk33321 2 months ago
Santa better not cum on my roof :@
TheUltraDude 2 months ago
LOL Penis ornaments on the miniature couch.
TheUltraDude 2 months ago
Wow, that's a list of some uninspired, unoriginal shit. Hal's fans just quote memes and regurgitate his own material back to him. Deku nuts was kinda funny though. I recommend less fan service and leave comedy to the Blamesociety pros.
UltimateTomato 2 months ago
I love how the mini couch had a boner
FoxxVideos 2 months ago
Thank you for the harp hal!
Neimingjoesh 2 months ago
how about that yeast? my groin's gone all dry and itchy, i need to apply more
aJazzcat 2 months ago
Looking forward to my escalator. :D
PolakInAKilt 2 months ago
Yay. You can just plant the cashews in my front garden and decorate them nicely. ♥ Thanks, Santa Hal!
Wishmaster616 2 months ago
Already have herpes, thanks anyway
tlalotoani 2 months ago
3:10 That's mine LOL
koonxd 2 months ago
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@koonxd I hate you... ><
Watesoftheoasis 2 months ago
did anyone notice the strange position of the Christmas balls and candle .I.
T3Mantis 2 months ago
i want that mass effect 3 from the future santa hal!
pspoverdrive 2 months ago
I look forward to my goat eggs.
kreugerpranka 2 months ago
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I don't know whats crazier this video or the fact I watched the entire thing XD --- Sent From blamesocietyfilms's AppRats (Facebook App)!
rc1650 2 months ago
@AventadorOwns don't say ehow, it's against the law
xINVISIGOTHx 2 months ago
Mmmmm lard. Thanks Santa Hal.
What can I give you in return?
It is so hard shopping for Hal.
BMC1100 2 months ago
Hooray, I'm getting my miniature couch.
tsofan2000 2 months ago
I don't want you on my roof top... I don't want you anywhere near my person or personal effects. The restraining order is still in effect.
duffman06021979 2 months ago 14
@duffman06021979 Do most restraining orders mean that I have to be tied up and restrained in a trash can?
blamesociety2 2 months ago 11
@blamesociety2 I don't want you in my trash can ether... why can't you just stay away :-( You scare my wife.
duffman06021979 2 months ago
candlepenis
sk84fun93 2 months ago
HAHAHA The secrets of the hill people!! hahaha
Archfiend32 2 months ago
You're not Santa you fake! What will the real Santa do to you when he finds out!
z3link 2 months ago
so many skyrim refernces
InfernoCorpHQ 2 months ago
Ill take the another life please :)
ShatteredGl4ss 2 months ago
I like your balls - for obvious reasons.
spacecowboy5000 2 months ago
XD Yay you laughed at my wish! That made me smile a whole lot. (3:28)
dpfvpersonal 2 months ago
place lose weight santa
dbzstar12345 2 months ago
I like the phallic symbol on the couch.
jnddepew 2 months ago
30 random sort of flakes.
mathieucaya 2 months ago
Imagine what Macguyver could do with all that
austinbellamy 2 months ago
WOW with all that someone is going to have one KINKY night of fun.
vampiregoat69 2 months ago
I'm such a pervert.
the first thing I noticed was the candle and the two balls
mario8th 2 months ago
i want a TARDIS
88888888888anonymous 2 months ago
a VERY used copy of Skyrim.
mpflaging1 2 months ago
Santa Hal cumming on my roof?
Blehhh49 2 months ago
lol, skyrim everywhere
DavurBeder 2 months ago
I my goodness! I WAS ON THE LIST! OMG OMG OMG
TANK YOOOUUUU
wizardbaker 2 months ago
@wizardbaker which one was yours? Haha
LandyYecla 2 months ago
@LandyYecla
3:07 is mine, the first knee related gift
wizardbaker 2 months ago
Did anyone else notice that that music in this episode is the same as the music in Mediocrefilms "Life of the Party" video?
NikolaiXE 2 months ago
Hell of a list !!! Better get crackin'
marshell1b 2 months ago
15 babies and a tub of lard, for obvious reasons.
MrFastJ 2 months ago
YAY! CHICKENS!!!8D
Navesblue 2 months ago
lol somw of these notes made me piss my pants...so hal i need new pants
parkuras3 2 months ago
i was like sweet until he said painful torture and herpes
MrFunnyEd 2 months ago
How do you people not understand the obvious reasons for a miniature couch? They are so obvious!
Nick2daShwartz 2 months ago 44
Really funny. My face sort of hurts from smiling for 3 and a half minutes straight.
ypsidan04 2 months ago 11
@ypsidan04 That's a good reason for your face to hurt at least.
blamesociety2 2 months ago 10
Beer, some beer, more beer.
Elsteveo17Emo 2 months ago
Merry Couchmass, Hal! (for yuletide reasons)
t0f0b0 2 months ago
I want a arrow to the knee!!
bubblestoybowl 2 months ago
I just need flakes, you know the real flakes, because the fake flakes are fake, for obvios reasons
simonthesuperhawk 2 months ago
Do electric goats dream of electric...goats?
dorr213 2 months ago
funny!
Armymanis 2 months ago
its not snow, its hal cumming on your roof!
oodtube 2 months ago
an ocelot!
jezzej1979 2 months ago
Yes Hal, I want you. I've got some ham with Christmas Goat Fragrance (you know, the red and green one) so when will you come over to sample my ham? *suggestive wink*
GoldenXBoots 2 months ago
I want someone to take this arrow off my knee!
FBFTheRagingWarrior 2 months ago
I like the penis on the Miniature Couch that you set up Santa Hal ;) For obvious reasons.
Peter01Fett 2 months ago
Deku Nuts FTW
2DayWithPatrickJ 2 months ago
I WANT CSI FREAKING NORTH POLE NOWWWWWWWWW!! THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME!!!!!!
flyrofgliders 2 months ago
Wow electrical goats! I'll be looking for that!
Richmunnich 2 months ago
please santa hal! I really need it!
xINVISIGOTHx 2 months ago
watch?v=hkUg0JKdorI&feature=channel_video_title
xINVISIGOTHx 2 months ago 12
@xINVISIGOTHx I'll try to send a goat pack, but it's hard because I just really like wrapping the live chickens up.
blamesociety2 2 months ago 4
What's with all the goat stuff?
vanshma 2 months ago
I SENT YOU A VIDEO LETTER SANTA HAL
xINVISIGOTHx 2 months ago
Goat's milk, goat's hood, and...a goat
Anyone else instantly recognize that?
Lmomjian 2 months ago
this is gonna be the best christmas EVER!!!
ScorchedTape 2 months ago
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0KLAKETTE0 2 months ago
I died when he said, "Mass Effect 3 and Halo 4 from the future." Now where are they?
Nickelstarfilms 2 months ago
>>>-----(knee)---->
ixFAILix 2 months ago 2
@ixFAILix oh god, that's gonna be under every Youtube video in the next 24 hours :-D
shift0 2 months ago
I want magic the get together card game
FlintAndStealingFilm 2 months ago
EHow to stop the Goats from taking over the World?
SteeleJade 2 months ago
It is Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon on the mini couch, right?
eltigrewss 2 months ago
But is it a Dragondildo?
Dangerous689 2 months ago
I can't wait to get my miniature winter couch!!!
SirGarforth 2 months ago
I had the yams
MarblesStudios 2 months ago
I'm going to get my summoning kit an 12 gallons of ky jelly this year sweet, Thanks santa Hal I'll leave out some soul food and goat's blood for you.
kowyn2 2 months ago
Merry Christmas to you too, Hal.
Menegoth 2 months ago
I would like a spine and some orange crush.
pausebeforeviewtube 2 months ago
lol I commented the Laptop Compubody Sock on the FB list. Awesome!
xenonightshade 2 months ago
One of miniture couchs was mine
legoman123623 2 months ago
I want Warcraft 4!!!
alaswoeisme 2 months ago
miniature couch looks like it has a penis on it
AllieCat666 2 months ago
new mimture ciach for differnt reason eh.
TheBladecharge 2 months ago
Thor's Chariot was pulled by magical regenerating goats too, believed to be one of the inspirations for Santa Claus. Look up yule goat on wikipedia for more information, we have a straw one topping our tree. You and Thor should team up this holiday season.
anubis2814 2 months ago
SANTA HELL
ItsThijsbitch 2 months ago
I want unicorn piss that was dranked by another unicorn than pissed out and dranked over and over until unicorn piss is a gell substance that smokes! It will be very magical!
rpazjr 2 months ago 3
Velociraptors are cool, "Clever girl"
shardin2 2 months ago
There used to be a santa...Then he took an arrow to the knee
feliperemember 2 months ago
I'm gonna have a great christmas!
MrRalexanderb 2 months ago
Seriously??? No goat lightning & an unsafe crystal of unlikely usefulness ? People these days don't know what to ask for...
SBDroidGaming 2 months ago
Turn on the captions... Im sure you wont regret it lol!
wctje777 2 months ago
obvious reasons couch has large testicles
FILMMAKERCHAP 2 months ago
I forgot to post this year... :u Oh well, I'll wish for a time machine next year so I can go back in time and tell myself to get some cod liver oil and Haus the Beligerant's codpeice.
ZetaNeubourn 2 months ago
how about a little lady on the mini sofa lying on their with nothing but a wink? ;)
chobitsai1 2 months ago
"Secrets of the Hill People" Hahahahaha
triggerhare 2 months ago
just what i always wanted. thank you Santa Hal
MsCreepyChan 2 months ago
omg please SantaHal may I trade in my Live Chicken for a Goat backpack?!?
xINVISIGOTHx 2 months ago
I would like it if someone said 'hi; to me once :(
NoahdJong 2 months ago
I requested the raccoon jelly.
Jamick98Geass 2 months ago
A miniature winter couch, for seasonal reasons. Whoever thought of that one was pretty clever haha.
mbohn90 2 months ago 59
@mbohn90 Thank you :)
SirGarforth 2 months ago
@SirGarforth No problem :)
mbohn90 2 months ago
@mbohn90 Although I think one of my favorites was the spear and magic helmet purely for the Bugs Bunny reference.
SirGarforth 2 months ago
best video ever!
mistral789 2 months ago
I've always wanted a miniature couch. For obvious reasons. I'd also like a miniature miniature for not so miniature and much more sinister reasons. Hopefully it will be given voodoo powers by using unicorn meat. Keep your hair safe everyone >:D
pok282 2 months ago
I want a miniature couch for obvious reasons
TwilightsSonata 2 months ago
Good, I was worried that knife for killing trolls was never going to show up. :/
gnryeah 2 months ago
@gnryeah I wonder what Matt's getting from Hal...
gnryeah 2 months ago
eHow do I become a superior goat milker?
P.S. I want a goat backpack!
Monadshavenowindows 2 months ago
I can look forward to you cuming on my rooftop...
(btw all the skyrim references <3)
jackv96 2 months ago
I'll take just Halo 4 and the extra life, thanks.
BluePBoxProductions 2 months ago
I love the subtle placement of the two ornament balls and the candle on the miniature couch...for obvious reasons.
MrEvidell 2 months ago 77
Happy xmas!!!
Livinginahouse 2 months ago
i love me a tall glass of air
KevinLieber 2 months ago
you are the best Santa to ever exist.
MarKOsaurus92 2 months ago
SECOND HUEHUEHUE
RetributionLife 2 months ago in playlist Hal Thompson's eHal
First ;) ho ho ho merry xmas Hal!
olfan92 2 months ago