The Best of Phil Ken Sebben

[Garonyldas]

HA HA! Inconsistent volume.

[Mystic3517]

HAHA...Sissy European Lisp Thingy.

[milumact1]

0:00 to 0:04 = epic censorship that adds to hilarity

"GOOD THINGS COME TO THOSE WHO WAIT! HAHA, Co---"

[Procket12]

HA! HA! HA! Blade Runner reference.

[dethbang13]

I did not know that til like 5 minutes ago

[BatmanDCKnight]

WAIT, thats not a roll of quarters

[ZipperLippedSuburbia]

It sucks how they can't do the show anymore because Stephen's too famous to come back and do it.

[Evilmonkey66699]

Loved the nod to the "Tears in the rain" speech from Blade Runner @ 0:33

[cyrilfan33]

COOOOOOKIIIIEEIEEESSS OOOOOOOOOONNNN DDOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWEEEELLLLSSSS­

[sgtguy1]

Phil Ken Sebben= Falcon 7

[AlexPlaysGames]

@sgtguy1 Duh.

[JunDageki]

Can someone explain to me what kind of series is this? i see so many cameos such as street fighters and others, got me interested.

[zoperxplex]

Phil Ken Sebben was the high point of Step-hen Colbert's career.

[ionz75]

@zoperxplex

Now I don't know if I'd go that far. Did you see him at the white house correspondent's dinner? It was literally worthy of legend.

[braceforimpact09]

@zoperxplex lol uhyeahno thats not right.



[teejayandjon]

NOW

TIME TO DIE

*BRRRRRRRRRZ*

[SAGE4DAWISE]

Hahaha dangly parts

[DanTheEnigma]

Ha ha... body in a wood chipper.

[firestonegraywolf]

cookies on dowels

[ionz75]

@ZzVinniezZ

No, no, no; it's:

"You rubes, you suckers, you bitch."

[ZzVinniezZ]

@ionz75 oh

[neutronbastard]

@ZzVinniezZ Yes, Ionz75 is correct - I was gonna say the same thing

[ZzVinniezZ]

@neutronbastard ya he right XD

[StalkerDerwen]

Blade Runner ending @ 0:31  This cartoon is a masterpiece!

[MrKite1996]

cookies on dowels

[AWOwns]

Ha HA! Right to work state!

[XxMinatoNamikazexX]

Loins

[Dracopol]

A horribly mutilated victim of the Nintendo 3DS...oh if only we knew in 2011 what we know now...

[thirtysilver]

Love the Bladerunner reference!

[dethklok745]

HAHA! i liked

[Cryogenicmonkey]

Mmmmmmmmultiple entendre

[tericson100]

Like eggs off a hooker's stomach.

[geewhizZz]

everybody get in here! leave a memorial message for the show that was cancelled too early!

wwwDOTharveybirdmanrules.chata­ngoDOTcom/

[Completely1337]

HAHA...Dangly Parts...

[jamesdav77]

"Time to Die"

[dozza92]

loins...

[FlowrellikTS]

what's the theme for Phil's "Time to die" moment?

[heyeveryoneimcool]

@FlowrellikTS

Its from the replicant's speech at the end of Blade Runner.

[GreenBlossom45]

no way Stephen Colbert FTW he voice is awsomes * O *

[hammerhead300]

@franklinstuds HA HA!  Bi-curious.

[CireAknow]

Ha Ha Blade Runner reference

[ReallyGoodFeting]

Ha Ha.. Subscribed

[Ramentastic]

Snackerdoodle?

[Jason9992fromroblox]

@Ramentastic HAHA!...cookies on Dowels

[megahann12]

you know what, as much as i'm hoplessly obsessed with harvey birdman, and the countless time i've seen each one, i still don't understand the "-blank- on dowles" line?!?

or however you spell it haha, what's he reffering to?

[randomcrazyness296]

haha cookies on dowles

[andbruno]

Cookies on dowels. Dowels are wooden rods, and you might have cookies on dowels in some sort of decorative cookie arrangement.

[megahann12]

hmmmm that's still so....odd lol. it'll click in my brain one day lol

[quj0r]

@megahann12 season one. you need to watch the episode. booboo bear and such

[megahann12]

@quj0r oh i've watched them all a million times don't worry about that lol.

[toastersstoast]

@quj0r HAHA! boob

[MJH30052]

Hahaha. Loins.

[EmoticonProductions]

DISPOSABLE PANTY LINERS

[Ronstefer]

Haha... bi-curious.

[Cdischord]

Ha Ha! Dangly Things

[Ullygirldk]

LOL Stephen is the best! lol

[knoxvilleguy2]

0:48-

Ha-ha ! Blade Runner reference !

[jameskgeary]

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe...cookies on dowels" LMAO

[knoxvilleguy2]

" ha - ha ! Body in the wood chipper !! ".

Stephen Colbert - Who would've thought it ?

[GreenHairedKaiba]

Ha ha ha, 0:05-0:11!

[Foxtrotin]

:19 sounded very G-Man like from Half-Life, but anyways Colbert can make any word epic with that godly voice of his

[ionz75]

Funny, I was just playing Half Life 2.

[Foxtrotin]

ehh more like :17

[GModFanatic001]

Kind of :P

GMan, Phil and Bear are the epicness

[zoperxplex]

@Foxtrotin ste-phen colbert still has to overcome his deformed right ear

[G8tr1522]

@Foxtrotin i'm not gettin' that

[ninjaschmitty]

does he remind anyone else of stephen colbert just a little?

[ionz75]

He is Stephen Colbert.

[kesumik]

HAHA!

[SystelCyrus]

Did you know that he also voiced Reducto?

[Vilemk0]

@ionz75 Wait.. That's steven colberts voice? I always loved this character, and I've always loved the colbert report... but I never knew the two most beloved things in my life were actually the same things in disguise! Oh the humanity!

[xXRenaxChanXx]

@ionz75

DUN DUN DUNNNNN!

I really need to pay more attention.

[BladeLight52]

HAHA! Dangly Parts.

[ALoveEternal]

the Bladerunner reference is priceless

XD XD XD

[GTMITCHll]

IMO one of the best phil lines-

(Covering his eye patch) 1 alligator,2 alligator..ready or not here i come...hahahaa!..i wish.

[FoxboyAlex]

Exactly.

[SatsumaCandy]

HA HA, Bi curious.

Love it.

[Redgrant80]

disposible panty liners!

[SquireAlmighty]

im sure there r more funny moments

lol, but this was funny XD

[harrydidgood]

LOL, "Time to die"

[DeGroteLaaf]

LOL XD ROFLMAO...(cool...)

[Kyle7565]

Blade Runner parody, awesome

[Dapotatoez]

everyone forgot about my favorite one:

"I'd like to welcome you all to the Bi-annual HA HA HAAA....Bi!"

[kennygross311]

ha ha ha, bodies in wood chippers

[drifter627]

time to die

[ionz75]

Wow dude, don't have a sargasm. So you mean to say your such an unlikeable individual that the best person you can get to be your friend is 1/4 retarded? I'm so very sorry...

[BoyTrax]

lol, sargasm, love it.

Awesome video!

[Corey897]

I can't even keep a straight face when he comes on screen.

[Jj2bbb]

lol thank you thank you thank all of you idiots you rubes you suckers you BITCH

[PRORYANAGE]

Cookies on dowels!

[MIRANDAlegheadsmack]

STEPHEN COLBERT....sexy

ha ha ha noses on dowels

[steelorigin]

Hahaha.. Sissy European lisp thingy

[megahann12]

LOL yes

[putman9]

0:55 looks like a hidden camera in Sec. Paulson's office after the Bailout.

[bonk2k]

The way he delivers the line "Time to die" shows how amazing Stephen Colbert is as a voice actor.

[TheWrekker]

Loins.

[csfreak50]

HA-Haaaa!

[sexmech27]

HA HA! Phil.....

[ThePersonofComents]

TIME TO DIE.

[nxal]

BITCH.

[Dilo22]

Why is everyone downing you? That was the funniest part IMO

[nxal]

My GOD, the way he says that word, such intensity, such force. It makes laugh everytime. *BBBBITCH*.

Thank you for your support. ^_^

[SilverLadyFox]

They prob. think you're talking trash instead of quoting Phil, lol.

[Gabpopp]

GONE LIKE EGGS OFF A HOOKER'S STOMACH

[Erekai]

I can't believe there's no "NOT THERE!  THERE!!!" parts. Those are the best, hahaha

[Titaniacy]

Disposable panty liners!!!

That always has me ROFL!

[WhackAChicken]

Sebben should return from the dead miraculously with Stephen Colbert being a side character involved in it. Ha ha, colliding alternate universes!

[alexpenncy]

Snackerdoodle?

[TillHawks]

thank you. thank you.

thank you all of you idiots.

you noobs, you suckers!

[Dilo22]

I believe he says "roobs" not noobs

[Gauphastus]

Rubes.

Yeah.

[xPirateQueenx]

Loins.

[contactlondon]

Does anyone know what the song is during 24-28 seconds? I can't seem to find an answer anywhere.

[ionz75]

I don't know, but it sounds like it sucks.

[nuketillupuke]

Stephen Colbert is amazing!

[Slickwidit123]

do one for the bear next !

[campblor]

ha ha, bi-curious

[auntiel65]

HA HAAAAAAAAAAA.........dangly parts

[csunryder]

Harvey rocks!! But I LOVE the Blade Runner reference!!! That was awesome!!! HA HA HAAA!!! Some.

[FunkadAlex]

cookies on dowels! HA! HA!

[Frozenchao]

What would the world do without Stephen Colbert?

[Eliskuya]

I think we die and be diged up by our coffens HA HA!! death

[CaptainKatieClark]

Phil is the second best character in the show, yeah! Bear is the best. But Phil makes me crack up every time.

[ionz75]

Bears are the #1 threat to humanity!

[Djangoblackbird]

Blade Runner reference FTW.

[bobtheduck]

I'm of course referring to Shiny rocks who insults the poster of the video in his / her comment... I generally don't let people mistreat me in my own channel. But, it's your channel, so you have the right to allow / disallow anything you want. And Phil Ken Sebben is the best... Yay Colbert!

[PrinceOfDarkness111]

i like that episode where the deadly duplicator makes tons of phil ken and harvy bird man and phil tries killing them all xD

[Doganharp]

Well at least the clips are all the same volume...

[Historyguy82]

What's that goofy party song playing in the background of Ken's office party?

[noisydoll168]

haha I liked the Blade Runner reference (Roy's speech at the end of the movie)

[bobtheduck]

Yeah, me too... What episode was that? "Tears in Rain" is just about my favorite monologue of all time.

[ionz75]

Season 3 episode 12 "Identity Theft"

[DKfansown]

same here dude. every time i see that i can't help but laugh.

[VeronicaAlsina]

Stephen Colbert rules!!!!

[Raider768]

....

[ridethewindx]

lmfaoooo

haha sissy european lisp thingy =]

[jeffandmatthardyrule]

Hey lady, I need a yank.

HA HA, dislocation.

[Racin3]

haha body in a woodchipper

[FiloDeSarten]

Ha Ha cookies on dowells

phill and mentok rule!

[GTAfan07]

HA! HA! Body in a woodchipper Go phil!!!

[Sotnas]

Does anyone have any Phil scenes from "Guitar Control"?

[ADH8384]

steven colbert rocks!

[shinyrocks7]

way to not even spell his name right

[bbodine61]

thats how you spell it...

[shinyrocks7]

incorrect, it's stephen colbert dipshits

[ionz75]

u have no mind for me 2 b taking

booweeoop!

[shinyrocks7]

you must be retarded or something

[bbodine61]

all of your comments are pretty rude and un-called for, we as humans make mistakes. no need to degrade someone like that, so please show some class when you comment next time.

[shinyrocks7]

and what do you plan on doing about it? piss off you grotty little wanker.

[bbodine61]

nothing i can do. just hope u change your pessimistic attitude and show at least a little dignity. you put others down while hiding behind your computer screen and probably hide from your problems in real life as well. it doesn't have to be that way you know, im sure that everyone else thats been reading this would agree with me.

[shinyrocks7]

You're damn right, there's nothing you can do, so shut the fuck up and don't preach to me. little kiss ass.

[bbodine61]

*sigh* i guess some people just never learn. i tell you what, i'll play as sort of a temporary role-model for you by showing you the responsible thing to do. if you grow up one day and put in my situation, where a "know-it-all" is talking some sort of smack to you, ignore them like im going to ignore you now.

[shinyrocks7]

I said don't fucking preach to me!!! stupid pissant!

[rubiksoner]

shut up you little bitch

[shinyrocks7]

Hahaha is that supposed to offend me? hurt my feelings? you are pathetic. You are an insignificant pimple on the ass of society. Leave me alone, I have better uses of my time than argue with the likes of you.

[bobtheduck]

Did you know you can ban commenters you don't like from your videos? It's awesome... I do it all the time!

[ionz75]

I have a very deep respect for free speech, and honestly, people who behave in such a manner tend to only bring more shame upon themselves when allowed to act freely, it's like letting a masochist poke himself with a hot iron.

[bobtheduck]

except for the anonymity, so there's no shame. The only people that feel shame on message boards and comments are people who don't behave that badly to begin with and treat those places like communities that have a right to shame them. People like shinyrocks get off on offending people that will never be able to punch them in the face or subject them to public shame.

[ionz75]

Whoever is behind the keyboard may not be shamed, but more an more people become aware that the persona of "shinyrocks" is an asshole, which is good enough for me.